Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier.

Chapter 171 What year is today

Naturally, Wang Tao would not respond. At this moment, he was sitting contentedly in the home of a certain villager. In front of him was the mess of the big meal. Outside the opened door, Duan ordered the three of them to deal with it in a panic.

"Heh, let me just say, Duan Ming, the broom star, has no troubles that he can't get into. Fortunately, he didn't choose to act with them."

The wretched ghost at the side wiped his mouth calmly, and let out a few deep roars from his throat.

Wang Tao frowned: "How long will it take you to recover the ability to speak? Didn't you say that the blue energy can help you return to normal? Didn't you absorb another wisp last time?"

In the eyes of outsiders, the wretched ghost just let out a meaningless growl. As the contract master, the two can communicate normally.

Wretched ghost: "Not enough, too little, we are going to Jiucheng, there seems to be blue energy there."

Wang Tao's face tightened, and he couldn't help shrinking back hesitantly: "Ninetowns, the dungeons there shouldn't be simple, right?"

"Compared with the benefits, this kind of risk is worth taking. Fortunately, the rules I touch are close to the rules of force. Otherwise, after absorbing the blue energy, I will end up being the same as the two I met in the real world." , into a beast that only knows how to kill."

"This kind of energy has greatly improved me. Now just a little bit can give me a short-term combat power comparable to the evil level. After absorbing more, I can forcibly turn my unmanifested rule path to the rule of force , then not only can it return to normal, but it can also obtain a huge increase in combat power, and even keep the unstable peak state permanent, with no harm at all."

As if infected by the wretched ghost's words, the uneasiness in Wang Tao's eyes gradually receded, replaced by full of anticipation.

He looked leisurely at the noisy trio outside the door, the corner of his mouth √.

"Hey, Duan Ming, I am very grateful that you saved me, but the competition has never stopped. It is impossible for me to give you the title of No. 1 in the new generation of the Weird Investigation Bureau."

"Don't be stupid." The wretched ghost said suddenly, "He is just using you to test Chen Yongan's bottom line. Speaking of this, we were too anxious last time. With Chen Yongan's invincible shield, the village chief is not enough to do it. consider."

"Although I don't know what his purpose was at the time, it's none of our business. At present, it seems that the top priority is to finish this dungeon of Mad Wen Village as soon as possible, and wait until we go out to see if there is a chance to enter through your so-called designated dungeon admission ticket." In the copy of Ninetowns, but since Chen Yong'an is behind it, let's try the village chief again, he should have a secret there."

Wang Tao was stunned when he heard the words, not only did he know Duan Ming's real purpose, but obviously the previous experience left him with a lot of psychological shadows, and he became awkward all of a sudden.

"Well, are you going now? The village chief will go crazy."

"I know, not to mention that without that person's insane physique, the other party may not necessarily be insane, but in the case of the last time, Chen Yong'an will make a move. At worst, he will do the main task in an An'an manner, and he will not enter the villagers anyway. There is no danger in the home."

Wang Tao still hesitated.

"But... how about later? I just finished eating, and I'm too stuffed to move."

Hearing this, the wretched ghost frowned, and there was a hint of evil on his mouth.

"Yeah~ You reminded me, it's time to digest it~"

Wang Tao: "Σ(゜゜)"

"No, no, I didn't mean that!"

"It's okay, it's okay to exercise after dinner, it should be, I like your swimsuit last time."

boom!
The wide-open door was shut heavily, and two unidentified villagers were driven out.

Three minutes later, the door opened again, and Wang Tao gritted his teeth and limped up the mountain.

At the same time, the polite trio who were beating up the ghost stopped in unison.

He Nian pushed the villagers away in disgust. The poor cutie had already spent 3 minutes of madness, covered his face in aggrieved way and ran away.

While putting away the Zhenchao belt, He Nian looked at Wang Tao's back as he walked forward in pain.

"Did the fish take the bait?"

"En." Duan Ming nodded, "Now it is basically confirmed that the problem is the village chief Chang Qingshan. The only doubt at present is that his strength does not match, and the possibility that he is hiding his clumsiness cannot be ruled out."

"Xiao Xi's suspicion has been ruled out, and there is only one target. There is no need to worry about Chen Yong'an's attack will disturb the instigator. Wang Tao can't imagine that there is no reason for his contract ghost to let go of this opportunity. The wretched ghost was not just a violent one before. guy."

Seeing Wang Tao being tricked again, He Nian is happier than playing shit when he was a child.

"Hey, Wang Tao is a bum, let's see how he finishes this time."

Duan Ming shook his head: "It can't be finished, with Chen Yongan around, he can't die."

"But didn't you say that the backside of Mad Wen Village is also at the peak of the disaster level, and Chen Yongan is also at this level, so maybe he can't take care of it?"

"It's true that we may lose sight of the other. The premise is that the four of us appear on the battlefield at the same time. If we have one, the difficulty of saving Wang Tao's life will be greatly reduced."

"Huh~ That's so boring." He Nian curled his lips, obviously not very satisfied with this arrangement, "Let Wang Tao go up just to seduce Chen Yongan? It doesn't make any sense at all."

"No, it makes sense." This time it was Qiu Yu who spoke.

He looked at Duan Ming like a torch: "If the village head is not crazy, if the village head does not show the strength of the disaster-level peak, it may indeed have little effect. The real significance of this move"

"You want to test Chen Yongan's limits?"

Duan Ming smiled slightly as the default.

Qiu Yu was only half right.

He still thought.
Try the wretch.

It took He Nian a long time to think about it before he came to his senses, and the corners of his slumped mouth exaggeratedly raised again: "You two are really interesting, what can't you say directly?"

"Which sentence did we hide?" ×2
"Uh..." He Nian looked through the chat history above, and was wronged for a while, but he is a big guy with a small brain and short brain circuits, so the embarrassment dissipated after a while, and he was about to go up.

"Never mind him, then what are we waiting for? Go up to the theater!"

Qiu Yu pretended to follow.

"Do not."

"Let's go outside."

The two turned around, behind them, a portal had opened, and Duan Ming was waiting there.

"What are you doing in a daze! Hurry up, I'm so tired!"

"Oh oh oh."

The three of them came to the desolate crazy Wen village again. Not far away, Xiao Xi was holding up the toilet to suck, and he found a new shit bag from somewhere on the top, and ran wildly.

Duan Ming's face turned pale, watching Xiao Xi's figure disappear into the village road again, panting slightly: "You don't need to know more about the situation over there, there will be answers naturally, there is no guarantee when Xiao Xi will enter the illusion again , finish what we haven’t done before, maybe we’ll get more information.”

Needless to say, He Nian's trust in Duan Ming has been rooted since he was a child, Qiu Yu is slightly different, it was slowly cultivated through several shared experiences, anyway, the two of them didn't talk nonsense anymore, and then started a carpet search after the progress of last time.

Night gradually fell, and soon the sun in the paradox completely fell into the horizon, replaced by a bright red moon.

The barren village, the red moon, and the children's laughter appearing and disappearing in the distance are really scary. What a ghost!
"Hey! Kid! Can you please calm down!" He Nian bared his teeth and scolded.

Immediately, the weird BGM fell silent. He Nian was holding a coffin and was breathing a sigh of relief when suddenly a big face appeared in front of him.

"I'll go and go~~~~~ Lying on the grass? Duan Ming? Why are you riding a horse? You scared me to death."

Duan Ming stretched his nostrils: "Why are you riding a horse! What are you talking about! You see, Xiao Xi was scared by you and went to the illusion."

He Nian was taken aback, and suddenly felt that he had done something wrong, and said with a twisted expression, "I'm sorry, I didn't know Xiao Xi was still useful outside."

"Oh, it's actually useless."

He Nian: "???"

"Then what are you scolding me for?"

"Don't think too much, it's just that your mouth is itchy, and I want to scold you."

He Nian: "(╬◣д◢)"

"Duan Ming!!!"

"Duan Ming!"

The second call was not from He Nian.

The expressions of the two changed at the same time.

"It's Qiu Yu's side! Let's go! You must have found something."

Xunsheng rushed there immediately, and Qiu Yu was standing in front of a certain earthen house with an anxious expression on his face.

Seeing someone coming, he pointed to the door: "Come and see!"

He Nian was the first to show up, shaking his big head and pushing the door in, without noticing the shock on Qiu Yu's face behind him.

Although the room is not cluttered, it can be regarded as full of cobwebs. It is the same as Liu Mang's room before. A square table is placed in the center of the front of the hall, and the same style of posthumous photos stands on it.

He Nian walked around carelessly: "What? Isn't this different from those houses just now? What are you shouting about?"

Duan Ming also cast a puzzled look.

Qiu Yu became anxious for a while: "No, the door just now couldn't be opened at all. I tried many methods, but it didn't move at all!"

"Nonsense." He Nian rolled his eyes and walked towards the door.

squeak~
"Look, I closed it."

squeak~
"Hey, I opened it again!"

He's big head went in and out repeatedly, like the arms of a big shark.

Qiu Yu didn't believe in evil, scratched his head and walked forward to start the experiment himself.

He stood outside the door and slowly closed the door.

squeak~
"Look, I closed it."

"Hey, me huh? Me. Huh?"

Bang bang bang!
"What year! Open the door!"

He Nian scratched his butt, opened the door easily, and narrowed his eyes.

"I said you kid is not cheating us, is it? Isn't it easy to open?"

"Oh, I didn't lie to you, I can't push it away."

Ignoring the tricks of the two, Duan Ming took a look at it and continued his investigation.

He walked towards the square table and turned around the photo of the deceased with his back to everyone.

Blank.

It is very different from the previous posthumous photos.

At this moment, Qiu Yu leaned his head: "Look, I just said something is wrong here?"

He Nian snatched the posthumous photos and began to look through them, his brows were also slightly frowned: "Huh? Something is really wrong, where is the dead face?"

"But what does that mean?"

"I really can't explain anything. I searched again. I have searched all the Xiaobieye on the top, but found nothing. If there is any abnormality, it should be in the remaining ordinary houses. At least for now, it seems that this is the most suspicious place."

As soon as Duan Ming opened his mouth, the two of them acted naturally, searching in three directions.

He Nian found a corner and squatted down. There was a pile of yellowed and torn books piled here, some of which were smashed to pieces at the slightest touch.

"It doesn't seem to be a problem, right? Elementary school textbooks, bosom friend, love 36 styles, oh, these things are old, right? The postures are outdated, and learning this kind of thing requires new-age audio-visual learning software."

"Huh? What is this?"

He carefully took out an old-fashioned bound yellowing booklet from the pile of books. The pages were all glued together, and it was impossible to open it at all, but there were still some signs of the words on the cover.

"What today?"

"What kind of shit is rotten."

Throwing the booklet away casually, he continued to flip through it aimlessly.

At this time, he frowned and covered his stomach.

"Hiss~ TNND, I ate too much again, why don't you come sooner or later, but this time?"

He stood up.

"Brothers, you are busy first. It is convenient for me to go, and I will be back in a while."

As soon as the words were finished, before the two of them could respond, the big guy ran away without a trace.

The corner of Qiu Yu's mouth twitched slightly.

"I think I probably know where Xiao Xi's new one came from. This kid defecates everywhere!"

"Huh? Duan Ming, what are you doing?"

Looking to the past, Duan Ming was just picking up the booklet He Nian had just lost, in a daze.

"What is this?" He leaned forward and asked.

"I don't know, when I lost it, I always feel a little weird." Duan Ming flipped through it for a while and put it away, "Forget it, let him go, go to the attic, if there are no accidents, there should be a coffin there, maybe There will be discoveries."

Accompanied by the creaking sound of the old wooden planks, the two came to the attic room, which was no different from the previous earthen house, with all kinds of mess and a large coffin in the center.

Without He Nian as a coolie, Qiu Yu approached wisely to open the coffin board, but no matter how hard he tried, the coffin board did not budge.

He cried and turned his face back: "Brother, it's not that I don't want to work hard, I really can't open it."

As if he was afraid that Duan Ming would not believe it, he raised his sleeves and raised them again, his muscles were exaggerated and swelled, and the small wooden box did not respond at all.

Duan Ming shook his head in distaste, rolled up his sleeves and walked forward: "I told you to exercise more, what are you doing with your gun all the time? Look, there is nothing you can do with your hands."

"Step aside!"

"Huh~~~~~"

"Ok?"

Duan Ming Matsushita Jin glanced awkwardly at Qiu Yu, pretending to be calm and said: "Look, this is a wrong demonstration, and it is also the key to your failure just now. The way of using force is not right at all."

"Look! What is the blood of a real man!"

"ah!!!"

(“▼ dish▼)
The veins in the neck burst out.

Then there was a minute of silence.

"Cough~um~ Well, Duan Ming, let's forget about it, it's just that you can't open a coffin, it's not shameful, just let him come back when He Nian comes back in a while, he has powerful rules, and he specializes in lifting coffin boards .”

"What are you talking about! How can I not be that stupid old man?!!! You look after me! I didn't even use one-tenth of my strength just now, so I'll let you see my peak fighting power !"

"Hey, hey, life is life, it's not impossible, put down the blade, it's just a coffin, there's no need to spoil yourself!"

"Let go! Don't stop me! I'll show you the ups and downs today! Labor and management have been in the strange world for so long, and they have never been humiliated by a coffin board!"

The two were tugging, and He Nian's huge figure slowly emerged from the stairs.

"Yo, just playing."

While saying a meaningless hello, he leaned forward and wiped his fingers on Qiu Yu's body thoughtfully.

Qiu Yu's face became tense, and he didn't have time to say anything more, so he hurriedly said: "When Nian, hurry up and lift this coffin board, we can't open it."

He Nian was taken aback for a moment, and then showed a wise look that saw through everything: "Heh~ I said, how did you two become so close? Just wait for me here? Want to trick me into being a coolie again? Don't even think about it."

Duan Ming then roared: "What the hell are you talking about! Will I not be able to open this coffin? Let go! I don't even need a second!"

"Play, keep acting, I'll see what tricks you can come up with."

He Nian took out a handful of melon seeds from nowhere, kowtowed while walking towards the coffin, and sat on it with a little effort.

"I said you two"

In the middle of speaking, his pupils dilated more and more, and a sense of weightlessness that gradually intensified came from under his buttocks.

Bang!

The coffin, which was originally placed on two small wooden benches, hit the floor at once.

What was even more surprising was that the coffin board that had caused Duan Mingchou Yu a lot of trouble just now fell down by itself, and a dead man rolled out of the coffin, motionless, like a dead man.

Qiu Yu was shocked, and hurriedly glanced at the fallen figure. It looked like a child, and his body shape was not too different from Xiao Xi's.

He was overjoyed: "Look, could he be Xiao Xi?"

got no response.

Looking up, Duan Ming and He Nian froze in place at this moment, with a look of seeing a ghost on their faces.

At this moment, a burst of cold came in vain.

Night has come.

It also means being pulled into the illusion again.

But what is different from the first time is that this time it is not slow and gradual, it is just a matter of breathing. The villager wiped his feet and was about to go to bed. When he saw the three people suddenly appearing in the room, he was taken aback for a moment, and his gaze turned to Duan Ming. Suddenly, a madness burst out of his eyes, and he rushed over without any explanation.

"Hurr~"

With the sound of a throat being squeezed, the room returned to calm again.

Duan Ming held the crazy village ghost with one hand, and let his weak claws slap on his forearm, his face was terribly ugly.

He Nian on the side was not much better, only a few seconds had passed since just now, and he was almost drenched in sweat at this time.

The deadly silence lasted for a full 3 minutes, until the villagers returned to normal, Duan Ming let go of their necks, and fled away in a hurry. A slight movement brought back He Nian's spirit.

He turned his head mechanically, his words trembling.

"Did you see it just now?"

Duan Ming nodded with difficulty.

The face that was poured out of the coffin just now seemed to be deeply engraved in the minds of the two of them.

Qiu Yu didn't understand the truth, but Duan Minghe Nian was very familiar with that face.

That was clearly what He Nian looked like when he was a child.

Even a mole on the chin is exactly the same!
Duan Ming tremblingly took out the yellowed booklet just now.

Only now did he understand what felt wrong just now.

This booklet is basically a family tree.

Today's surname genealogy.

The surname is today.

Xiao Xi.

what year.

What year is this eve!

(End of this chapter)