Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier.

Chapter 148 You guys, give me a good life

It's not the first time to wear a cosmetic mask, it's just a thin human skin mask, except for the icy cold comfort at first, after getting used to it a little bit, Duan Ming won't feel anything stuck on his face at all.

As if he was born with a double skinned face.

With Zhou Mengyue's face on his face, he calmly followed and guided the female ghost forward.

A pear-shaped figure in a cheongsam twisted violently less than two meters in front of him.

It really deserves to be the top restaurant in Mingcheng, the quality of the waiters is nothing to say.

Duan Ming can completely conclude that the other party's ability must be to automatically attract other people's eyes to move to the buttocks, otherwise why his eyes are always involuntarily swaying left and right.

The special rules of the ghosts are indeed unavoidable~
After "secretly fighting" for a long time, he finally arrived at the target box.

The door of the exquisite human bone room was pushed open by the waiter, and there were already people waiting for tea in the room.

Three people.

Gentleman Yue had seen the photo, and he recognized it at a glance. There was a little old man standing beside him, and the last one was accompanied by Yan Yang.

This was somewhat unexpected.

I thought that this No. 1 in the city of life would put on airs to dry himself out for a while before coming out, but I didn't expect that he would take the initiative to wait.

Even Gentleman Yue got up first to meet him.

"You must be the famous little queen Zhou Mengyue, right? I've always heard that there is a rising star in the music scene, and seeing a real person today, really deserves her reputation!"

Duan Ming rolled his eyes unabashedly.

Immediately, a rough voice sounded.

"Okay, I don't have time to talk to you, let's hurry up, I'm in a hurry."

Can you imagine the helplessness of being so full of enthusiasm that the state of trembling belly is ruined by one sentence?

Yue Zhengyi is.

Originally, he still had an attitude of coping with this so-called dinner, but the moment he saw that pretty face, he felt his heart tremble.

Right?

But now, his mind was almost short-circuited, and he didn't think too much at all, only one sentence kept circling in his mind.

Fuck!Why is this little queen actually a mermaid! ! !
but……

If it was this face, it would be considered a shemale...

It's not impossible.

After struggling for a long time, he gritted his teeth, took a sip of tea to moisten his throat, and was about to speak again.

next second.

"Pfft~"

A mouthful of strong tea sprayed Yan Yang's face.

What a face!
Take it off ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !
Because Yue Zhengyi was well-informed and had never seen such a strange method, his whole body softened immediately.

Duan Ming looked at the cosmetic mask in his hand strangely.

Could it be that this thing is still a rare commodity?

How did he know about Yue Zhengyi's ups and downs just now?

Shaking his head without thinking about it, he put away the human skin mask, took off the heavy overcoat used to cover his figure, straightened his knees, and regained the image of a strong and strong adult man.

Yue Zhengyi's heart was about to burst.

Yan Yang, a new intern, naturally has never seen the big boss in such a mess, but Lao Zhang, the accompanying butler who has been following Yue Zhengyi, does not know his true appearance hidden under the righteous surface , stepped forward to hold her in distress.

"Boss, he is Duan Ming."

Yue Zhengyi: "∑(O_O;)"

In an instant, the sobbing stopped, the whole back began to straighten slowly, the eyes looking towards him became serious, and the corners of the mouth even began to curl up slightly.

Without any sign from him, Lao Zhang tactfully picked up a tissue to wipe off the two snot bubbles hanging in the middle of the person.

"Are you the Duan Ming boy that Mr. mentioned?"

"it's me."

Duan Ming said while taking off his socks calmly.

If it weren't for the full set for acting, who would want to wear such a perverted thing.

It's comfortable though.

No wonder Jiang Xiaoxiao likes to wear clothes.

"You are quite courageous, haven't you heard of my name? Humiliation, defeating Wang Jiuquan, although there are indeed some tricks, but you offend me, Yue Zhengyi, and dare to appear in front of me in person, really not afraid Can you die?"

Another tacit eye contact, Lao Zhang took two steps forward without saying a word, his face was solemn, his whole body was full of black energy, and the white hair on that end stood on end, if it wasn't for the lack of a one-eyed patch, it would be completely white hair Body of Saragi Kenpachi.

Duan Ming's eyes froze, and he hurriedly said: "Hey, hey, wait for me, I haven't taken off my silk socks yet..."

"Damn it! Du Nima said wait for me!!!"

There was gradually a violent smashing sound in the box.

And the other side.

Lu Shaocheng's five-member team successfully reunited with Niu Gang's uncle.

Thanks to Uncle Niu's cleverness, he probably got to a relatively remote guard point through his own relationship. After noticing the five sneaky little heads, he thoughtfully fed his teammates acute laxatives.

When his teammates left holding their stomachs, he looked around and waved to Lu Shaocheng and others.

"Come here! Come here!"

The expression was very anxious, and the voice was suppressed extremely low.

The five of them headed forward stooping.

Uncle Niu was on guard, pointing to the low wall behind him.

"That's it, just climb in."

Lu Shaocheng nodded seriously.

"Thank you."

"Wait!" Uncle Niu suddenly pulled him back, "You promise that after you go in, you will just sit in a corner and wait for the dinner to end? You will never do anything out of line?"

"Well, I promise." Lu Shaocheng tapped his chest solemnly, "I won't harm my friends, since Niu Gang is willing to help, and since Uncle Niu is willing to help, I won't make things difficult for you, don't worry."

"Oh, that's fine." Uncle Niu let go of his hand suspiciously, but quickly grasped the small cropped head that was about to leave again.

"Hey, hey, wait a minute!"

"what happened again?"

"What about the money? Didn't you say half of it was paid in advance?"

"Oh, sorry for forgetting, here it is for you."

As he said that, Lu Shaocheng took out two stacks of ghost coins and handed them over.

The cost of a pack of laxatives can be rewarded with four small goals. No wonder it is said that being a traitor is the most lucrative profession.

Fortunately, if it goes well, the gains I get are by no means comparable to [-] million ghost coins.

Thinking of this, Lu Shaocheng felt a lot more relaxed, and finally successfully led the four little followers over the wall and entered the restaurant.

This was Yue Zhengyi's dinner, and it was prepared by Yan Yang with the highest standard in order to flatter him. Not only were the security personnel standing outside, but there were also many guard points and patrol posts inside.

Fortunately, the place where everyone entered was in an extremely remote location. Presumably, Uncle Niu had put in a lot of effort for this mole operation. As long as the few people stayed in this corner with peace of mind, they didn't need to worry about being discovered at all.

Among the five, Xu Xian was the most frightened, his whole body couldn't stop shaking, his chubby face almost turned fleshy.

His teeth chattered and he said, "Brother Lu, do we really have no problems here? Are we really involved in the hidden mission?"

Lu Shaocheng looked at all directions, and nodded cautiously: "It should be. If Duan Ming's previous deduction is correct, the boundary stone is just a program with a certain amount of intelligence..."

"Although I don't know what Duan Ming's plan is, but if the mission this time is really to recover the city of life, then Gentleman Yue is the key person in this mission. The meeting on the last day is the core of the hidden mission."

"Once Duan Ming starts his plan, this ghost restaurant will be judged as a mission point, and we who are here at this time will most likely be labeled as helpers."

"Of course this is just my guess, everything is based on Duan Ming's inference, but..."

"If we really completed the hidden mission, what surprised me the most would be Duan Ming."

"He's horrible."

When it comes to the experience along the way, Lu Shaocheng naturally has the right to speak. After being shocked, the three members of the 157 team all showed proud expressions in their eyes. When they looked at Lu Shaocheng, the corners of their mouths turned down, as if to say, look! , This is the strength of our Weird Investigation Bureau.

Lu Shaocheng rolled his eyes.

Gan!
Sooner or later, he will be dug over!

At this time, Meng Qian suddenly asked: "Then shall we just wait here? Didn't we say to advance the progress of the task depending on the situation? How should we push it?"

The more he spoke, the more excited he became.

He is very clear that if it succeeds this time, the benefits obtained will definitely not be comparable to the previous petty profits.

After listening to Lu Shaocheng's analysis just now, the little fat man who finally relaxed felt his hairs stand up again: "Wait, wait! Didn't you just agree to Niu Gang's uncle not to stay here?"

Xiao Heizi curled his lips indifferently: "Never mind him, besides, we won't make fun of our own lives, right? If there is a way to increase the progress of the mission, it must be to ensure our own safety before we act, and he will not be involved. of."

When the voice stopped, his eyes had become very cautious. He scanned around, and all the places he passed were burly men, and the only two entry and exit points of his hiding position were just blocked by two pairs of people.

Although the two on the left are looking at each other affectionately, gently poking each other's big hole in the chest for fun, but as long as they dare to show their heads, it is almost a sure thing to be discovered.

Damn, there seems to be no way out at all, let alone increase the participation rate of the final hidden mission.

Is it true that the cat can only wait here until the dinner is over?

At this moment, a violent noise sounded from the inner hall, followed by several security guards rushing to the box.

"Something happened to Duan Ming!"

As soon as Chen Feng moved his body, Lu Shaocheng pressed him down in an instant.

"Don't be impulsive, just look outside."

As expected of Yue Zhengyi's security team, they didn't panic at all when encountering the situation. Except for a few patrolling personnel who rushed over, none of the designated ones moved their positions.

It also includes good friends who blocked the two exits.

"Don't forget what Duan Ming said, no matter what happens, don't intervene." Lu Shaocheng's faint words sounded, but it is not difficult to see from his reddened eyes that his mood is not stable at this time.

The sound of smashing and smashing was getting more and more intense, and the few people could be said to be very anxious now, and their breathing could not help but become a lot heavier.

I don't know if it's because the good ghosts of the two brothers are proficient in the art of hearing, but one of them turned his head and looked suspiciously at the hiding place of several people.

Simply this place is really hidden, and there is no clue at all from the outside, but everyone still can't help but hold their breath.

But the ghost didn't seem to think that he had heard it wrong. He greeted his companion and began to slowly approach him while recognizing it.

How to do?
Once discovered, the five of them will be wiped out here.

After almost thinking about it for a moment, Chen Feng gritted his teeth: "I'll lure them away."

As soon as he was about to leave, his shoulders were lightly pressed down.

The strength is not great, but it cannot be resisted at all.

Lu Shaocheng's voice sounded faintly: "Don't be stupid, with your strength, going out is just your life as cannon fodder."

"Although I always find your Weird Investigation Bureau not pleasing to the eye, I have to admit that the three of you are different. Of course, I don't mean to admire you, but I don't hate you that much."

"It's me who wants to go. I still have a surrogate doll and Ni Huizhu. It's a big deal. I'll die once."

"All of you, give me a good life."

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Heizi's figure sprang out quickly. During the process, Wang Jue had already entered the state of possession from his arm, and the huge "big evil plug" was extremely dazzling.

Although the two good friends were on guard, fortunately, they belonged to Yan Yang's recent temporary collection of miscellaneous troops, and their strength was only at the peak of the ghost level. It took almost a blink of an eye for two sharp spikes to pierce through. Their throats wanted to make a sound, but they couldn't do it at all. The next second, their eyes turned over the small wall behind them, and finally fixed on Uncle Niu who was digging his nose outside the wall.

Naturally, Lu Shaocheng didn't expect to sneak in in this way, and this open and closed fighting method undoubtedly showed his determination to force his way in.

It was Duan Ming who gave him this confidence.

His active exposure is not just to protect other teammates.

There is a change in the inner hall, no doubt Duan Ming is also in trouble. After laying the groundwork for so long, if he falls short at the last moment, he will not be reconciled and can only gamble on the chance of resurrection.

Quietly getting rid of the two good friends can only be said to have bought a little time, he did not hide his figure, and the only target was the box door.

The unexpected guest who appeared suddenly attracted the attention of many ghost security guards, and everyone surrounded them without hesitation.

Fortunately, the place where he climbed over the wall was not very far from the box, and apart from the two brothers just now, the way to go was unexpectedly empty, and in addition to the fact that Wang Jue's strength had soared after possessing him, he was confident that he would be able to do it together. All the ghosts arrived at the door of the box before surrounding them.

The final difficulty is that there are seven or eight patrolling ghosts that have surrounded the door of the box.

I can't handle that much now.

Lu Shaocheng broke out at speed and rushed forward, rushing to the enemy's position alone.

In the eyes of Chen Feng and others, this is undoubtedly a death.

Several people couldn't help clenching their fists, feeling a trace of sadness in their hearts.

Nearly.

closer.

If there is no accident, it will arrive in three seconds.

As long as he can reunite with Duan Ming, there is definitely a way to recover, this he inexplicably believes.

Then something happened.

He didn't have the means of Duan Ming to know the opponent's strength. The group of patrolling ghosts were all ghost-level, and there was even an evil-level junior.

snort!
With just one punch, Lu Shaocheng, who was hit in the face, sprayed blood from the nose on the spot, and his eyes were full of stars.

But also laughed.

Under his deliberate operation of turning around, the body that was knocked into the air rushed towards the door of the box at an extremely fast speed.

On the way, several ghosts who were frightened out of their wits stopped him without hesitation. I have to say that this time the goddess of luck is on Lu Shaocheng's side again.

Among these opponents, there is no complete suppression of their own existence.

With the help of the top attack power of Dashajia, he adjusted his position with the help of various attacks.

boom!
With a violent impact, the door of the human bone room shattered into countless pieces, and the figure fell heavily on the ground, spurting out a mouthful of blood.

But as soon as he recovered, he noticed something was wrong before he could react.

Quiet.

Too quiet.

Bearing the brunt of the line of sight, all the security ghosts outside the door were stunned, as if they had seen something extremely incredible.

He turned his head mechanically, just bumped into Duan Ming's embarrassed face, and immediately his expression became the same as that of the group outside.

What's this?
With a small suspender and a pair of ripped socks on one foot, he is sitting on a Saragi Kenpachi in the posture of Guanyin.

The other party was even worse, his neck was tightly held by a wire, half of his tongue was sticking out, and his whole face was bruised and swollen.

Lu Shaocheng smiled mischievously.

"Well, did I come at the wrong time?"

(End of this chapter)