Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

Chapter 141 Let's see who your man took home

"In fact, the people here are very friendly, don't be restrained, just be your own home..."

"Oh no, this was originally your home."

When he came to the gate of Building A, Duan Ming turned around magnificently, showing his face with his arms outstretched.

"Welcome to Guancai Community."

Zhou Mengyue covered her mouth, her little head lit like a chicken pecking at rice.

Duan Ming smiled slightly, and was about to take it upstairs when he suddenly felt the hem of his clothes being pulled behind him.

It is Wang Jue.

This guy lowered his head shyly, occasionally raised his small eyes to look at Zhou Mengyue, and then quickly retracted them.

He pulled Duan Ming aside and stayed away from Zhou Mengyue. Only then did he regain their acquaintance, and his eyes glowed with fanaticism: "Duan Ming, I like her songs so much, she is mine. Idol, can you get me an autograph?"

Duan Ming raised his eyebrows: "I want to..."

He pouted his chin over there: "I'll go by myself."

After speaking, he walked towards Lu Shaocheng on his own, turned his head and said in a low voice: "You owe me another favor."

"What?" Lu Shaocheng was a little confused.

"Look."

I saw Wang Jue hesitantly moving towards Zhou Mengyue, wanting to raise his head but not daring, as if he had turned back into the severe social fear patient from the beginning.

On the contrary, Zhou Mengyue stretched out her hand generously: "Duan Ming just told me not to be restrained, why are you still nervous? Get to know me, I am Zhou Mengyue."

After struggling for a long time, Wang Jue stretched out his hand and shook Zhou Mengyue lightly before leaving.

Zhou Mengyue: "Hey, we will be friends from now on, what can you do with me?"

"friend?"

Wang absolutely raised his head in disbelief, and asked the first sentence of his acquaintance with Duan Ming.

"Will you...be my friend?"

"Of course, you are Duan Ming's good friend, and of course my good friend Zhou Mengyue."

As soon as the words fell, there was a sudden change.

Wang Jue kept his shocked expression unchanged, while Lu Shaocheng automatically emitted black smoke from his forearm, forming the queen of the black king, and quickly rushed into the body of the main body, Wang Jue.

Following a burst of dazzling light, when everyone regained their sight, it was Hei Wangjue standing there.

wrong.

Hei Wang Jue originally had the appearance of Wang Jue before his death, and the Wang Jue at this moment should have shed that rotten body after the integration of yin and yang.

Duan Ming smiled and walked forward: "Finished the fit?"

"Well, thank you for saving my life. If it weren't for you, maybe I would still be the social phobia I was before."

"Hey, what's this called?" Duan Ming wrapped his arms around Wang Jue's shoulder intimately, raised his fist and knocked on his chest, "After all, you are the first friend I've made since I entered the Paradise. If you have something to do, naturally you will spare no effort."

At this time, Lu Shaocheng ran forward dumbfounded, looked Wang Jue up and down for a long time, focusing on the expression on his face, besides being serious, he was still serious.

"Wait, wait, is this the unity of yin and yang?"

Duan Ming: "Yes, otherwise, how complicated do you think it would be? Wang Jueben has always been obsessed with changing his personality. We have made so much effort before, but you haven't noticed that he is not so resistant to communicating with people at the beginning. Is it? Zhou Mengyue, as his idol, being recognized by the idol and actively invited to be friends, can basically guarantee that the last period of experience is full."

"However, how do I see that you don't seem very happy?"

"Oh, it's not this." Lu Shaocheng was a little incoherent, pointing at Wang Jue anxiously.

"I mean, what about our family? Where's the like-minded friend who is full of trains?"

This is a matter of life.

So far he has only been exposed to one example of yin and yang integration, and he doesn't know the condition of his yin avatar, and he really can't tell the reason for his personality after the fusion.

Just as Wang Jue was about to speak, he immediately felt that his collar was lifted, and his whole body began to spin.

Lu Shaocheng was so sad that tears streamed down his face, he shook Wang Jue crazily, crying and shouting loudly: "You give me back the steel wool fighter, you give me back the steel wool fighter, if I had known this would be the result, I wouldn't..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by an impatient voice.

"Huang Nima! I'm going to throw up!"

Lu Shaocheng paused.

"Are you... my dear comrade in arms?"

"if not?"

Wang Jue patted Fei's collar hand angrily, straightened his clothes and said angrily, "Don't be foolish if you don't understand the situation."

Duan Ming: "So what happened?"

Wang Jue looked over, and as soon as he opened his mouth, his tone changed back to Wang Jue's calm and composed voice.

"It's like this. Although we are now combined and our personal rules have been perfected, our souls have not been fully integrated. Although we share memories, our respective personalities are still there."

"This is another slow process. What kind of character will be merged in the end depends on the result of the balance between the two of us. When the final fusion is successful, my state of mind will be greatly improved. At the same time, my strength There's another pretty massive increase to come."

Duan Ming: "Oh~ So that's how it is."

Lu Shaocheng: "Woooo~ My comrade-in-arms is still there, come here, let me give you a hug."

He hugged it immediately.

Anyway, Wang Jue is used to it.

"Then how is your strength now?" Duan Ming asked suddenly.

Wang Jue was expressionlessly changed from being hugged around the waist to being hugged by a princess, and he explained calmly: "The fusion of yin and yang is not just as simple as the addition of ghost energy. Currently, my ghost energy value is 8979, and it will gradually increase in a short time. , it should not be a big problem to enter the ghost class."

A tear fell on Wang Jue's face.

Lu Shaocheng: "(;`)"

"It's so awesome."

"I don't care, you must not only be strong, but also return to your original form. Tonight we must unite the front. I want to rekindle the enthusiasm for fighting together in your heart. Let's go, let's go to 409."

After speaking, he couldn't help but throw Wang Jue on his back with a big circle, and walked towards Building A with firm eyes.

When Wang Jue was thrown behind his back, he had already returned to his wretched face, and he took out a steel wool ball from somewhere in his hand, and patted Lu Shaocheng's head excitedly.

"hurry up."

"Right now."

The speed increased a bit, and the two quickly disappeared from sight.

Zhou Mengyue is still in a daze until now.

"They... what are they doing here? Where is 409?"

Duan Ming scratched his butt in embarrassment: "Uh, that, 409 is... emmmm...their battlefield, um."

"Oh." Zhou Mengyue nodded half understanding, "No wonder the friendship between men who have been on the battlefield together is the strongest. It has been tested by life and death. This is the romance between men."

I don't know if it's romantic or not, I probably didn't run away after all.

Duan Ming shook his head, not daring to dwell too much on this topic, pulled Zhou Mengyue up and walked into the gate of Building A.

"Don't worry about them, I'll take you to meet new friends."

"Look at the 'War? Battle, the loneliest dream' on the corner wall of the stairs in front? That's..."

"Huh? Lonely brave man?"

"These two guys won't fight again, will they?"

Duan Ming walked straight over, stretched out his hand directly into the wall, and in the next second, pulled out two entangled figures.

really!

Who else are these two unlucky kids, He Wei and Qian Gousheng?
Seeing that the two of them were almost bowed and curled up into a ball, He Wei grabbed Qian Gouyu's crotch tightly with one hand, and the kitchen knife in the other hand kept changing angles in order to find an opportunity to strike.

And Qian Gousheng didn't show weakness. Although he was eating in pain, while he kept twisting his buttocks to avoid the kitchen knife, the six ghostly arms behind him stretched their teeth and danced their claws, ready to go. The vulnerable place is smashed away.

Evenly matched.

Duan Ming wanted to pull it away, but he didn't.

Qian Gouzeng, on the other hand, turned his eyes away and temporarily stopped his hands. Now it was He Wei who was relentless, and the fierceness in his eyes seemed to want to bite off directly.

Duan Ming patted him on the back and comforted him: "Okay, okay, here's a new friend, please save face."

Unmoved.

"Hey, if you do this again, I will be angry."

Still looking for angles.

"Ah~"

Duan Ming stood up, took out a belt from the boundary stone space, and put it on He Wei's head.

In an instant, He Wei retreated like a demon, and his eyes became clear in an instant.

He reacted for a while, seeing the thing he was holding in his hand, he hastily let go of it, and the kitchen knife in his hand was also put away.

"Lying on the grass, how did I become so vicious, guilty, sinful... are you okay, dog left?"

Qian Gouxun shook his head with surprised eyes.

The two were finally able to separate.

Only then did He Wei notice Duan Ming behind him, and just as he was about to say hello, Zhou Mengyue at the side began to come into sight.

"Zhou Mengyue!!!"

The otaku's will was activated, and his eyes began to blur subconsciously, but they recovered almost instantly.

He immediately turned back to face the wall, took out "Ghost Youyongmei's Jiqing Photo", and began to mutter to himself.

"Yongmei, you are my goddess."

"No one can take your place in my heart."

"I will never betray you."

Duan Ming: "(_)"

You kid is quite infatuated.

He looked distressedly at He Wei caressing the photobook carefully. Several pages had been torn and repaired meticulously with adhesive tape. .

Xiaobao is also true, regardless of the severity.

Duan Ming took out a ghost talisman paper and turned it into a new photo book and handed it over.

"No, deal with it in a few hours."

He Wei was shocked in place, his eyes flickered, and he took the photo album tremblingly.

"Duan Ming~"

"Okay, don't be stupid, don't worry, I will definitely let you see the real Yongmei in my lifetime, and I will tell you quietly that I have found the right way."

"Boss~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

"Excuse me, are you talking about that Yongmei?" Zhou Mengyue interrupted suddenly.

Duan Ming: "Oh? You know her too?"

"Well, we've been together for a while, if your friend wants to meet her, I can recommend her if I have a chance, hee hee~"

"Big~~~~~~~~~sister-in-law~~~~~~~~~"

"Silly boy." Duan Ming lovingly stroked his head.

"Okay, you play, let's go."

Before leaving, he quietly approached Qian Gousheng: "Hey, did you kill him just now?"

Qian Gousheng: "Uh...beheaded once."

"Well done, there are still nine more times, keep working hard, I believe you will definitely let go in the end."

Qiangou Leftover: "(_)"

I fucking let it go already, okay?

Just now I beheaded him once, but I was beheaded eight times!

Duan Ming was complacent about his wit in mediating the relationship between neighbors, He Wei leaned over, and he pointed to the belt around his head.

"Boss, don't forget this thing."

Duan Ming slapped his forehead: "I almost forgot about this treasure."

He carefully took off the Zhenchao belt, and put it in the boundary stone space like a treasure.

He Wei scratched his hair and asked in confusion, "Boss, what the hell is this?"

"Zhenchao belt."

"Chastity belt!!! I rub it! This is something that can be worn on the head?!!! Duan Ming!!!!"

Duan Ming had already rushed upstairs with the little beauty.

Soon arrived at gate 604.

click~

The door opens.

Huh?Why is the room dark?Is no one home?
Just as he was wondering, Duan Ming closed the door and was about to turn on the light, but before he had time, a gust of fragrant wind suddenly hit him, and a soft and delicate body immediately encircled him tightly, followed by lips. The softness from the mouth and the sweetness in the mouth.

Lonely men and widows, living in the same room, and still so dark, which one is not a condition to stimulate hormone secretion?

After a long time, the two enthusiastic heads parted reluctantly.

"Duan Ming, I miss you so much."

Zhou Mengyue's soft voice is next to her ear, and below her is the intentional or unintentional rubbing.

Without the special effects of gluttonous eyes, in the darkness, two points of redness were shining brightly, Duan ordered the princess to pick up Zhou Mengyue, and was about to rush into the bedroom.

pop~
The dazzling bright light suddenly entered the eyes, and the whole living room was brightened up.

The lighting seemed to give the scene a Q of Galen, and both men and women fell silent.

Cheng Yiyao maintained the posture of rubbing her eyes, her eyes were full of surprise and shock.

"Duan Ming? You are finally back."

Then, when she noticed the person Duan Ming was holding in her arms, the strange color in her eyes became intense visibly to the naked eye.

In no time.

"Ahhhh!"

"Aaaaaaaaaa!!!"

"Ping'er, come out quickly! Let's see who your man has brought back!!!"

Suddenly there was a jingle in the bedroom.

"Duan Ming is back!"

Then a little head with messy hair emerged from the door frame.

She was much calmer than Cheng Yiyao, she didn't yell, and simply hugged Duan Ming with a stride.

Zhou Mengyue was ashamed to be squeezed in the middle, saying no, no saying no.

It was still Duan Ming who got rid of the siege.

Unable to use his hands, he simply rubbed his head against Jiang Ping'er's face: "Hey, hey, Ping'er, there's another one here."

"Ah~"

Jiang Ping'er hurriedly let go of her embrace, her face flushed, and she smiled apologetically at Zhou Mengyue.

But it's okay if you don't look at it, and you will be silent if you look at it.

"Ah, it's Zhou Mengyue! Am I dreaming? Yaoyao, look, it's Zhou Mengyue, a big star has come to our house!"

"Didn't I just say that?"

Cheng Yiyao also ran over excitedly.

Duan Ming had no choice but to smile wryly.

Are all girls chasing stars this crazy?

He put Zhou Mengyue down and said: "Yueyue will live here with you in the future, let's communicate more."

Zhou Mengyue nodded obediently to the two: "Hello everyone, I am Zhou Mengyue, and I hope to get along well with you two."

At this time, Ming interrupted awkwardly: "Well, it's not two, it's three."

He gestured towards the door of the bedroom on the other side. Xiang Xin was wearing home clothes and was leaning against the door with great interest. He nodded and said hello.

(End of this chapter)