Gluttonous Warlock

Chapter 168 Armed to collect taxes (800 monthly tickets plus updates)

"I'm afraid it won't work!" Adam shook his head again and again, "Our mission is only to protect the town and collect debts for others, which is not in compliance..."

"Ahem! Brother, don't talk yet!"

George covered Adam's mouth, and his attitude towards Allen changed from being indifferent to smiling.

"Brother! Let's talk about the armed tax collection!"

"Brother George, you are a straightforward person, and I don't go around in circles." Allen raised three fingers, "After the matter is completed, you can get [-]% of the tax."

George stroked his big bald head, his small eyes rolled around, and he pondered deeply.

"Alan, it's inappropriate for you to do this, isn't it?" Sister Lion Maria took up the conversation, "I have two questions that I can't figure out."

"First, dwarves, pirates, and ogres were local residents long before you moved here, not subjects under your rule. Why do you have any reason to tax them?"

"Secondly, even if you have the ability to steal money from other people, or in your own words, collect taxes. How to divide the money, you alone have the final say? No approval from the mayor and the council is required?"

"Sister Maria, these two questions are actually very simple."

Allen explained to Sister Lion with a smile.

"It is true that we are latecomers, but we are legal citizens of New Gwent Territory."

"We have a pioneer license issued by the monastery, and the endorsement of the monastery ensures the legality of our local tax collection!"

"May I ask, do dwarves, pirates, and ogres have licenses issued by the monastery?"

"No..." Maria shook her head and smiled wryly.

"Then, no matter how long they've been bosses here, they don't have legal residency rights, am I right?"

Maria, Adam and George looked at each other and fell silent at the same time.

If you don't accept Allen's reasoning, it is tantamount to indirectly denying that all the territorial rights and interests of Yinyue Island belong to Yinyue Zengyuan, and denying the legality and authority of the residency rights and licenses issued by Yinyue Monastery!
They dare not deny the authority of Silver Moon Monastery, they can only acquiesce that Allen's words are reasonable.

"Sister Maria, as for your second question."

Allen filled Sister Lion with wine and smiled slightly.

"I forgot to introduce myself just now, I am the chief tax collector of New Gwent Territory, you can also regard me as a tax contractor.

"The tax receivable, except for the share handed over to the town government, the rest is all my own, and I can divide it as I want."

"Okay, little fox, you are amazing!" Maria was convinced.

"It seems that everyone has no doubts." George said, "Let's talk about the share."

"Wait a minute!" Adam couldn't bear it anymore, "What do you mean no doubt? I haven't spoken yet!"

"Even if Allen has the law to follow and has the right to levy taxes, our security team shouldn't do such a thing!"

"We are maintaining law and order, not the private armed forces of tax contractors. How can we collect taxes for him?"

"This is a public weapon for private use! Don't use it, absolutely don't use it!"

"Ahem! Brother, it's your fault."

George smiled and accepted the conversation.

"It's obvious that the dwarves, pirates and ogres first found fault, refused to accept the teachings, bullied our brother Allen, and destroyed the security environment in the new Gwent Territory!"

"This kind of black sheep can be done without rectification?!"

"They dare to resist taxes today, dare to rebel tomorrow, and dare to do anything the day after tomorrow... I dare not even think about it!"

"Our security team must strike hard! Kill chickens to make an example to monkeys, and severely crack down on this unhealthy trend!"

"This is not only to maintain the law and order of New Gwent, but also to defend the authority of our monastery!"

"Otherwise, who will take the license issued by the monastery seriously in the future?"

"Big Brother, Third Sister, you should taste carefully, isn't that the reason?"

"Second brother is so right!" Sister Lion slapped her thigh, "I support second brother!"

Adam hesitated.

Allen filled him with wine, and asked with a smile: "Brother Adam, how is this wine, does it suit your appetite?"

"Good, very good!"

"I'll send you two barrels tomorrow."

"Uh, then there's no need...how dare you!"

Adam rubbed his hands together, finally making up his mind.

"I'm not partial to Alan. In all fairness... it's true that the dwarves, pirates, and ogres were at fault first!"

"As for me, you all know that peace is the most important thing."

"Dwarfs, pirates, and ogres, if they are willing to pay taxes according to the law, then it is easy to negotiate."

"If it's shameless, it's no wonder we are rough. What do you think?"

"Brother is right!" George nodded in agreement.

"I'll listen to my elder brother!" Maria did not object.

Allen smiled and filled Brother Xiong with wine, the cooperation intention was reached, and the next step was to talk about money.

"Brother Allen, [-]% is fine, but..." George smiled cunningly, "[-]% is yours, [-]% belongs to us!"

"Forty-six." Alan returned the money on the ground, "You four, I six!"

After some bargaining, the two parties finally reached an agreement, excluding the money turned over to the town government, and the remaining taxes were split in half.

As for how much tax they can receive in the end, it all depends on their own abilities.

The three people in the monastery were gearing up, thinking about how to squeeze the oil out of the stone!

……

In a person's life, two things are inevitable: death and taxes.

……

Allen led the Silvermoon Security Team and the Town Militia, and began to perform the duties of "Chief Tax Collector".

Plan to spend a month collecting taxes from the "wild monsters" on the territory.

Among them, the three most difficult bones are the dwarf clan in the wrought iron valley, the ogre clan in the forest farm, and the pirate gang in the comfort zone.

Allen's account book is ready, and the abacus is clanging, and the accounts are settled one by one, and no one can escape!
The dwarf's temper was indeed as hot as the legend said.

As soon as Allen explained his purpose, the dwarves raised their wrought iron hammer angrily.

I have to say, Brother Xiong, Brother Pig, and Sister Lion, after receiving money, they really did things for them!

Adam took the lead and charged into the crowd, fists clashing.

Bang! !

The blazing magic power spewed out from between the fingers, turning into a huge ball of light, radiating strong light all around!

Silver Moon Style Martial Skill - Sun Fist!

Within 20 meters around, all the dwarves burst into tears from the strong light, covered their faces and screamed, and the hammer fell to the ground with a clang.

George's plump body was like a balloon, he jumped up, gliding more than 30 meters in mid-air, and landed in front of the group of dwarves holding crossbows behind him.

The dwarf crossbowman hurriedly fired arrows!

Countless crossbow arrows made of stainless steel were shot at George's body, piercing his body in a blink of an eye, like a fat hedgehog.

"what!"

George shouted loudly, and all the arrows absorbed by his fat body bounced back and returned to their original owners!
The crossbow bolt had no front at the end, but it hit the body hard. Even though the dwarf crossbowman was protected by chain armor, he was almost out of pain.

The next second, George stomped his feet violently, and the earth trembled!
The powerful shock waves spread through the soles of the feet, creating a local earthquake.

The entire dwarf workshop cracked and collapsed.

Before the workshop collapsed, Allen exited the door.

Seeing the ruins at the scene, he silently wiped off his cold sweat.

George's stomp that caused the earthquake just now seemed to be the third-level martial skill "Earthquake Wave" of Silver Moon Monastery.

Similar to the second-order "earth shock", but more powerful and spread over a wider area, especially suitable for destroying buildings.

In the valley, another group of dwarves hurried over.

Maria sneered, and rushed up suddenly, so fast that the afterimage was thrown out!

A second ago, the brilliant blond hair was still floating in the air.

In the next second, her people had rushed 30 meters away.

Bang Bang Bang! !
Among the crowd, there was a series of sounds of metal armor being slammed by blunt objects.

A group of dwarves in heavy armor were all knocked down by Miss Lion in the blink of an eye.

The armor and shield were pierced and smashed by her fists!
The common sense that "two fists can't beat four hands" doesn't apply to her.

Anyone who approaches her opponent will receive a punch.

Impartiality, fair treatment, all down with one punch!
The three captains took the lead, and the warlocks of the Silver Moon Security Team were not far behind, rushing forward to beat the dwarves violently.

Within 10 minutes, the hot-tempered big dwarves were all beaten to the ground.

From the ironworks in the distance, there was a sudden rumble!

"Bandits! You are finished!"

A dwarf who was kicked away by Maria was hanging on a tree with a grinning face.

"The Great Elder is coming in his 'Iron Emperor' and will kill you all soon!"

Iron Emperor...?
Allen looked curiously at the place where the roar came from

I saw a huge iron man striding forward.

Steam and black smoke came out from all over, and there was a sound of gears turning.

This steel giant looks like a dwarf magnified a hundred times, with a sledgehammer in his left hand and a giant iron pickaxe in his right hand.

His whole body was covered with rivets, as if he had been patched with iron patches.

Allen observed carefully and found that there was a hatch on the chest of the construction giant, and it seemed that someone was driving in its belly.

The "Iron Emperor" approached with strides, and the parts all over his body creaked, which was extremely ear-piercing.

The 12-meter-high huge body, like a building, casts a shadow, burying tiny human beings...

"Hehe! It's just a big tin doll, watch me tear it apart!"

Maria smiled contemptuously and jumped up.

The slender figure suddenly soared a hundred feet into the air!

Fly to the commanding heights, stretch your arms, and turn over gracefully.

With a volley, he kicked towards the "Iron Emperor"!
The dwarf driving the iron-clad giant didn't take her attack like a car with a mantis arm seriously, and still strode forward.

Until Sister Lion kicked on the Iron Armored Giant...

boom! !

Like a human-shaped meteor, Maria directly kicked the giant's steel head, and black smoke billowed from the neck.

The headless giant shook violently, but in the end it couldn't bear the earth-shattering flying kick and fell down.

Miss Lion floated to the ground, patted the dust on her trouser legs, and calmly uttered a sentence: "It's a piece of cake."

"Cough cough cough..."

In the wreckage of the "Iron Emperor", there was a coughing sound.

The hatch opened and an old dwarf with glasses climbed out.

The beard that hangs down to his chest has been scorched by the "Iron Emperor" who caught fire in the cabin.

Allen held back his smile and performed a "water control technique" to artificially rain, extinguishing the flames on the old dwarf.

……

With the backing of the Silver Moon Security Team, Allen's first stop of "Tourist Tax Collection" has achieved fruitful results.

No matter how tough the dwarves are, they also know the truth that heroes don't suffer from immediate losses.

After being beaten up, he could only pinch his nose and confess.

Allen collected a portion of the tax in cash, and for the rest, the dwarves promised tax credits for steel, armor, and weapons.

The two parties signed the contract, signed and pledged.

Considering that the dwarves have always paid attention to credibility, Allen believes that they will fulfill the agreement without compromise.

Get rid of the dwarves in Wrought Iron Valley, and there will be no shortage of steel in the town in the future.

The armor and weapons needed by the militia are also available.

The armed taxation group returned with a full load.

After winning the first battle, Adam and Maria were very satisfied, only George, who was penny-pinching, said a few sarcastic remarks.

"Brother Alan, we'll take care of the dirty work of fighting."

"You are just here to keep the books, and you will earn [-]% of the profit. This deal is too good!"

"If we knew this earlier, we would have to ask for an extra bonus no matter what we did!"

Allen smiled and did not refute.

During the trip to Wrought Iron Valley, I really didn't have a chance to make a move.

Being underestimated by George, he made ridicule, but had nothing to say.

At the next stop of the tax tour, Allen decided to make a little effort to open the eyes of George, a fat man!
To save him from saying sour words, pigs look down on people!
……

A week later, the armed tax corps was dispatched again.

The target this time is the ogre clan in the forest area.

An adult ogre has an average height of just over three meters.

The ogre chief known as the "Giant Stick" is nearly five meters tall, and the fat on his stomach seems to be covered with three layers of swimming rings.

The name "Giant Stick" is not for nothing. The chief's giant stick is a whole poplar tree.

Only the chief can easily wield this "big stick" in the entire ogre tribe.

According to the above-mentioned rumors, Allen speculated that the physical attribute of the Chief of the Big Stick will not be lower than 26 points.

The overall strength is equivalent to that of a violent Warlock in the early stage of Tier [-].

Chief Giant Stick, facing the taxation notice issued by Allen, picked his nostrils, and asked loudly:
"What is tax, can it be eaten?"

Ogres are not very intelligent.

But not so stupid.

Of course Allen could see that the chief was playing dumb.

This is the traditional way of the ogre family to taunt the enemy.

Therefore, Allen also made a strong response in a way that was in line with the ogre tradition.

Aiming at the chief, he made a very insulting gesture and at the same time issued a very insulting roar:

"Ouch, fat man!"

"Mouth! Little mouse! I'll beat you to pieces!!"

Sure enough, the chief was irritated by Allen, and rushed up holding his giant stick high!

Allen took his time and started the second-order atavism.

The body suddenly increased to four meters high!

Big chunks of muscular muscles tore through his shirt, giving off a metallic luster in the setting sun.

Bang! !

The huge wooden pile was smashed down firmly!
Allen held the big stick hard on his forehead, without changing his expression.

On the contrary, the giant stick couldn't bear the pressure, and using the top of Allen's head as the fulcrum, it snapped and broke into two pieces at the middle!

Allen brushed the sawdust off his head casually, twisted his neck, his joints creaked, like a machine, making a crisp sound of gears snapping together.

After being hit by this blow, he didn't even hurt his scalp, and Allen still affirmed the strength of the great stick chief.

"It's not bad, with a full blow, it can actually mess up my hairstyle."

The chief of the giant stick was so angry that his face was flushed red, he threw away half of the tree stump, opened his arms, roared and rushed forward to fight!
Allen took a hard fight, not all for pretending to be aggressive, but mainly to test the opponent's strength with the help of the system.

The Ogre Chief's Physical attribute is about 27, the same as before his return to the ancestors.

Counting the bonus of atavistic transformation, Allen's current physical attribute is 31 points, easily crushing the giant stick chief.

What's more, his speed advantage is even greater!

Allen didn't even use the hound's steps, and easily dodged the opponent's grapple.

Grabbing the chief's arm with one hand, he fell directly over the shoulder!

Boom!
Earthquake!

Chief with a big stick, hit the ground with his head!
His head was bleeding from the fall, his eyes were full of stars, and he tried to get up.

Allen stepped forward, locked his throat with a cross arm from behind the chief!
Using the "naked twist" technique, he was completely subdued.

"Answer me now, is the tax delicious?"

"No...not delicious..."

"Do you pay taxes?"

"Pay...I'll pay..." the chief gasped for breath, "but we have no money..."

"It doesn't matter, you can get a tax credit for logging."

Allen replied with a smile.

He had thought about the ogres for a long time, and the arrangements were clear.

Of course the chief can only accept his good intentions.

All the people around, including the ogre and the people in the monastery, were all silent.

The ogres and the security guards looked at Allen with awe.

Adam, George, and Maria, after all, were a big realm higher than him, so they shouldn't make a fuss.

The reason why the three of them were shocked was entirely because of the magic leopard blood that Allen showed when he turned back to his ancestors!
The majestic image of the leopard-headed giant made the three of them unable to hold back their imaginations.

Ogre blood, not unusual.

The blood of the Panther is not particularly rare.

Combining the two is so rare!

Beast-like ogre, special bloodline!
Absolutely a rare talent!

"Brother, your blood... tsk tsk, you have a future!" George put his arms around Alan's shoulders, smiling all over his face, "When you become prosperous in the future, don't forget to take care of your old friends!"

Alan was worried that he would not have the opportunity to get close to the three of them, so taking advantage of George's drastic change in attitude, he proposed to be sworn brothers with the three of them.

The eldest brother Adam, the second brother George, the third sister Maria, and Alan, the youngest, became the fourth younger brother.

It was already dark when we left the Ogre Forest Farm.

Armed tax collectors camped near the river.

Allen was packing up the tent when he suddenly smelled a familiar aroma.

Looking back, Sister Lion was leaning on the tent with her arms folded, smiling at her.

The full chest is held up by the arms, which is very spectacular.

Alan sniffed out that Maria had applied the perfume he had given her, and walked up to her, saying a few words of praise.

Maria smiled slightly and said softly, "Fourth brother, can I ask you for a favor?"

"Third sister, please tell me, I will try my best."

"I like the perfume you sent me very much, but there is a place where I can't spray it myself..."

Ellen understood, and followed Sister Lion into her tent.

Maria let him hold the perfume bottle, turned his back to him and took off his top and tube top, revealing his bare wheat-colored back.

The tight leather pants highlighted the hot waist and hip curve and a pair of round and straight long legs.

Allen shook the perfume bottle, and sprayed it on Miss Lion's graceful bare back.

"Wow! It's so cold!"

Maria shuddered and turned around.

The corners of his mouth were slightly pursed, and he smiled shyly.

Alan was face to face with her, and each other's breath could be heard.

In the dimly lit tent, the air was extremely hot.

Allen put down the perfume bottle, stepped forward to help Sister Lion disarm her lower body, and fully appreciated the beauty of her body.

Towering snow-capped mountains, golden grasslands...

The breath of the sea is intoxicating.

----

Ask for a monthly ticket recommendation!

(End of this chapter)