Liang Jian: I have a canteen

Chapter 11

"Okay! Okay! A good man doesn't fight with a woman. What do you say?" Xu San naturally won't break up with the idiot fan. Later generations will see more. If you want to tear this kind of idiot fan from him, it will only aggravate it. Their arrogance.

"I told the truth!"

The little girl put away the gun again, with a proud face like a little rooster.

"Even if it goes well."

Xu San responded with a grunt, and began to take money out of his pocket.

Crash, a handful.

Crash, another one.

Beautiful, a lot of money!

"Stop counting, if there is something good to count, just tell me what it is!"

The little girl was not forgiving, and was very dissatisfied with Xu San's vague words.

"It's really troublesome. To put it simply, he was fine when I separated from your brother Li. As for whether he can pass through the blockade, I don't know."

"I knew it was fine. With Brother Li's skills, he will be able to safely pass through the blockade and send the things out."

Xu San didn't answer, and continued to count the money.

Today's harvest is quite fruitful, most of which are given by several puppet army squad leaders.

While counting, I wondered if I should go to Taiyuan to buy some goods to enrich my grocery store, and then I would quit my part-time job as a puppet army.

No, the puppet army will still do it!

This skin is quite convenient, and in the future, if you spend money to clear it up, you can stay in Ping'an County without pay.

"Hey, do you think I don't exist? Is money prettier than me?"

The little girl was very dissatisfied, from the time Xu San entered the room, she concentrated on counting the money without looking at her at all.

This made her quite dissatisfied who thought she was a flower in the county brigade.

Is this girl not pretty?
"What's the girl's name? How old is she? Can you marry me?"

Xu San pretended to have the money, sat on the chair solemnly, and stared at the little girl intently.

"My name is Tian, ​​and my name is Xue. I'm 17 this year."

"Little brat, from the children's group?"

"You, you, you're a brat! You're in the children's group!"

"Under the age of 18 are all brats!"

Xu San now maintains most of the logic before the time travel. He is a minor before he turns [-], and he is a kid!
"Eighteen children are running all over the place, you old man, how old are you?"

For some reason, Tian Xue felt that she was at odds with the unknown guy in front of her.

Say he is one of his own?
But it doesn't look pleasing to the eye at first glance, and he took advantage of him yesterday, and the technique seemed quite skilled.

At first glance, it looks like an old prostitute.

"I'm 22, right?"

Xu San wasn't quite sure, these years, time passed very vaguely, day by day was counted as day by day, basically spent in a daze.

"He's so old and hasn't gotten married yet. I think he must have a pockmarked face."

Tian Xue picked up the kerosene lamp, turned the flame to the maximum, and the room was much brighter!
"Why did you pick such a big one, you prodigal motherfuckers."

"Choose a bigger one to see if your face is full of pockmarks." As he spoke, he moved the kerosene lamp in front of Xu San.

"Ah~ah~~ah~~ ghost!"

With a scream, Tian Xue passed out.

Xu San's hands were sharp, and he reached out to support her, and then put her on the kang.

Take a breath.

not dead!

Xu San scratched his head, at a loss.

Why did I become a ghost, or is there really a ghost in this room?
Could it be that he killed that little devil yesterday?

Hey ~
Don't think about it for now, wake up this unlucky child, and the matter will come to light.

Fingers pinched the middle of the person and pressed down hard.

After about half a minute, Tian Xue woke up leisurely, "It hurts!".

He quietly opened his eyes, and saw Xu San's face again, "Ah, ghost!"

Immediately afterwards, he shrank to the corner of the kang at an extremely fast speed and shivered, like a little chick that had been frozen.

"Don't come here, I didn't kill you, don't come to me!"

Tian Xue was trembling while thinking.

Depend on!
I finally know how the original owner died!
The emotional killer is here!
But looking at Tian Xue's cowardly appearance, Xu San felt that she would never be a ruthless person who wiped people's necks silently.

After thinking about it, Xu San put his hands behind his back and adjusted the brightness of the kerosene lamp, making the light in the whole room flickering.

Atmosphere comes first, at least now that there are lights, it would be more perfect if there is some BGM.

"┗|｀O'|┛哧~~," a roar, and began to perform: "I died so badly, my throat hurts! It was you. You cut my throat, and I left a lot of blood ~~, now the underworld doesn’t accept me, I want to suck your blood┗|｀O′|┛哦~~”

"Don't, don't! Don't suck my blood!"

"I want blood, a lot of blood, or the underworld won't accept it!"

The deep voice and the flickering lights made Tian Xue even more frightened.

"If you want blood, you can suck the devil's blood!"

Misfortune was brought to the east, and Tian Xue instantly had a feeling that I was an anti-Japanese hero.

Unfortunately, the ghost in front of him didn't buy it: "The devil's blood type is wrong!"

"What about the blood of livestock, chickens, sheep?"

"I have no money! I'm a poor man!"

It turned out to be a poor ghost.

Poor ghosts are easy to deal with, money can make ghosts turn the millstone, and money can naturally buy my life.

"Snapped"

Tian Xue touched her pocket and threw out two strips of yellow objects.

Damn, little yellow croaker!

After Xu San looked at the two small yellow croakers thrown out by Tian Xue, his eyes went straight!

Didn't you say that Balu is very poor?

Why is it that any random girl has a little yellow croaker on her body?

The accountant of the county brigade?

impossible.

It is impossible for the accountant to be so young!
It can't be such a frizzy yellow-haired girl.

Since it's not an accountant, it means that this Tian Xue is a rich woman.

scrutinize carefully,

Although Tian Xue's skin looked dark and squishy, ​​it was unexpectedly delicate, and the skin below her neck was unexpectedly fair and delicate.

Makeup is not good enough.

It's not in the same order of magnitude as those little showy hooves in Hengdian.

It's confirmed, this is a rich woman who can save men 20 years of struggle!
Put away the little yellow croaker and took a bite.

Leave a small tooth mark.

Seeing Xu San biting the gold, Tian Xue's body stopped shaking and her waist straightened.

It is also justifiable to speak out.

Money can turn ghosts, the ancients never deceived me.

"Hurry up and reincarnate after sucking chicken blood. Remember to be a good person in your next life, don't be a puppet soldier, or you won't know if you die!"

Pick up the little yellow croaker, put it in your pocket, and it's safe.

Xu Sanmei, is this a large amount of income, or is it a no-cost business!
With this amount of money, Xu San felt that he could even bring in a team.

A fake team!
Although there are still many weapons in the warehouse that can be converted, they are all waterless ducks.

There is no exit, use one and one less!
Fake!

Counterfeiting!

Sell ​​fake!

It's the kingly way!

This is the correct way to open the golden finger.

In Xu San's two days of experimentation, the fakes in the warehouse can be converted as long as they look similar, and it doesn't even matter if there are a few parts missing.

In other words, it can be made in this world!
It should not be a big problem to make thousands or eight hundred fake guns out of wood, all handmade.

If the craftsmanship is better, the gun will be fine.

Facing the dim light, Tian Xue peeked at Xu San's ferocious face.

The little rich woman began to tremble again, and her little head began to think about those things in the legend.

Could it be that this guy is not only a poor ghost, but also a pervert? !Poor ghosts can be dismissed with gold, but what about perverts?Thinking of this, the little rich woman couldn't help tightening the buttons on her chest.

"Why don't you leave, I. I. I gave you money!"

"Where am I going? This is my home!"

Xu San didn't intend to pretend anymore, if he continued to scare her, the little rich woman might bite her tongue and commit suicide.

"your home?"

"Of course it's my family. Is it possible or yours? If you insist on becoming the hostess here, it's not impossible."

The little rich woman's head is still in a state of shutdown at this time.As a young woman, she has not experienced the baptism of the bloody TV series of later generations, and she is still in a state of confusion about the matter in front of her. As for Xu San's last words to tease her, she didn't quite understand it.

Generation gap!

The generation gap of the times!
"I'm not a ghost!" Xu San made it clear directly, to prevent the little rich woman from thinking about it.

"Aren't you a ghost?"

"I have a shadow!" Xu San shook the lamp in his hand, and the long shadow stretched all the way to the window.

"But I remember. You should be dead. I handled your body with my own hands!"

Xu San sighed, "You just think I'm acting."

"But... But, I saw your blood spurting everywhere, everywhere!"

"Take it as a prop for pretending to be dead! Well, a prop for acting!"

"Is there any prop that can make the blood spurt so high? If you don't explain it clearly to me, you are." The little rich woman looked at Xu San's shadow, "Puppy!"

"It's actually very simple. Prepare a blood bag in advance, apply enough air pressure, and hide it in your clothes." Xu San gestured at the chest, and then stretched out his fingers to press his throat: "Then do it at the neck. A mechanism, when you need to use it, you only need to touch the mechanism, and the blood will be sprayed out. Of course, you can’t use real blood, which will coagulate.”

Xu Sanbi described the principle and use of a film and television prop to the little rich woman with gestures.

The reason why he will patiently tell these things is because it is not so easy to explain the resurrection of a person from the dead.

The little rich woman thought about the blood-spraying props Xu San described, and after thinking for a while, she roughly figured out what was going on.

"Then why are you pretending to be dead!"

"Damn it, I'm going to be mad at me when I bring this up. Do you know how hard it is for me to prepare that prop? I wanted to forget it, and you didn't mean it."

In her thinking, the little rich woman, Xu San made such a troublesome feigning death prop must be related to an important task, but she accidentally destroyed it on her side, which made her feel guilty .

"Won't that delay your mission?"

"Don't ask if you shouldn't, oh, by the way, it wasn't Brother Li who wiped my neck that day, right?"

The little rich woman shook her head: "No!"

Xu San didn't ask any more questions. If you shouldn't ask, don't ask. Try the same sentence with him.

If you ask too much, people will suspect that his identity is unknown. Although he has a Chinese heart and killed two devils, he has nothing to do.

There is no establishment, it is still a puppet army.

This is flawed in this day and age!

Tian Xue, who gradually regained her composure, began to look at Xu San carefully.

A seemingly unscrupulous face, but with a faint calmness and wisdom that does not match his age.

Behind the idle appearance seems to hide this little-known secret.

Can't see through!
Tian Xue felt that the person in front of him was even more elusive than his father.

Like right but not right, like evil but not evil.

After thinking about it, the little rich woman remembered that she had just handed over two small yellow croakers.

But seeing Xu San's appearance of being beaten up now, he knew that he would not come back, but she didn't give up: "Then, my little yellow croaker, give it back to me!"

"Are you the accountant of the county brigade?"

"no!"

"Then these two little yellow croakers are operating expenses?"

"No, that's my own money, pay me back!"

OK!

It's not public money, so you can rest assured.

It is impossible to pay back the money, how can the money that fell into my own pocket be returned.

Besides, this was given to me willingly by you.

But in order to express his gratitude, Xu San decided to treat the little rich woman to a meal of instant noodles.

Picking up the clothes from the top of the kang, "Are you hungry, let me feed you?"

"Not hungry, pay back the money!"

Gollum~
The little rich woman's stomach growled uncontrollably.

She was indeed hungry, and very hungry.I haven't eaten since last night.

In a strange place, either puppet soldiers or devils were hunting her, which made her dare not leave the house at all, and even went to the latrine secretly, for fear of being discovered.

It was good that Xu San didn't mention it, but when he mentioned eating noodles, his body unnaturally felt an indescribable sense of hunger.

"You say no, but your body is very honest! Hey, wait, don't run around, you still have injuries on your feet."

Putting on her clothes, Xu San went out.

The little rich woman didn't know, but in a few casual words, he was molested by Xu San again.

Waiting is hard, especially waiting with anticipation.

During Xu San's absence, Tian Xue suddenly felt that this room was extremely creepy.

The flickering lights, the howling wind, and the creaking door.

All of them are stirring her heartstrings, not to mention that Xu San was pretending to be a ghost to scare her just now.

In order to embolden herself, she kept saying "he is a human, not a ghost"

After 10 minutes, she finally waited until Xu San was holding two big bowls.

A bowl of instant noodles, a bowl of pimple soup, all red and attractive soup, but also exudes an attractive fragrance.

The little rich woman claims to have seen the world, but she has seen such a tempting noodle soup since she was a child.

Swallowed.

He swallowed his mouth again.

Wipe it with your sleeve, then turn your head: "It's so-so!"

Oops, still a tsundere.

Seeing Tian Xue's attitude, Xu San couldn't help being amused, "What do you eat, lump soup or noodles?"

"Noodle!"

"That's great!" Xu San smirked and took a sip of the pimple soup.

Tian Xue always felt that something was wrong, especially Xu San's unbeatable smile made her feel that she was being taken advantage of.

Could it be that he drugged my face?
snort!
Forgive him for not daring!
As soon as the little rich woman closed her eyes, she took a sip of noodle soup into her mouth.

The rich fragrance instantly exploded in her mouth, making her feel a little ecstatic.

Tap, tap, mouth, another mouthful of noodles!

Cool!
The noodles are eaten together with the soup, and a warm current rises from the stomach, warming the whole body.

Shu Tan, at this moment, Tian Xue seemed to feel that all the grievances she had towards Xu San disappeared after one mouthful.

A bowl of instant noodles was quickly eaten up, and there was not even noodle soup left.

This is the first time she has eaten so comfortably in more than ten years.

He licked his lips, as if he owed a little.

But she, who has received a good education, was embarrassed to ask for more, so she set the bowl and chopsticks: "Thank you." Then she took out a handkerchief from her pocket and wiped her mouth, "I didn't expect you to have this skill!"

(End of this chapter)