Daqin: After marrying a vegetative princess, I went crazy with joy

Chapter 19 Prince of the Empire, work in the fields?
Doctor to pick shit?
This is not a bit humiliating...

"This Liu Bai is worthy of being a farmer. After being selected as the son-in-law, he went back to his old business and dared to reclaim ten acres of land in the princess's mansion. If my little sister knew that her mansion had been tossed like this, she would have to pick him up." right..."

"Hehe, this Liu Bai is indeed a rare talent. He came to the palace to cultivate the land, but he still wants Chunyu Yue to fertilize and pour manure!"

"Don't talk about it, Chunyu Yue's face is turning green! The dignified Confucian doctor went to pick up dung, how can he hang around in the court after that?"

Discussions sounded one after another, and Chun Yuyue did not shy away from being present.

Fusu smiled wryly, and asked the teacher to pick up the dung, it would be better to just chop him up!
As soon as Chunyu Yue heard that he was going to pour dung, he was furious. This was completely humiliating himself!People are mortal, and they must not be subdued to death.

He shook his robes, put on the dignified demeanor of a famous official, and shouted loudly: "It's absolutely impossible! This old man would rather end up being hacked by you like Mr. Zhao, than do that dirty work!"

"Come on, draw your sword!"

This appearance of calmly going to death startled Liu Bai, but then he stared at Chun Yuyue with a strange expression, and gently reminded:

"It's not very convenient to cut that thing with a sword. A small knife is enough. The important thing is to be sharp. The person holding the knife must be fast and ruthless! Of course, if you don't want to use a sword, I can also send someone to the respect room to satisfy you." ..."

As soon as this word comes out.

Someone gasped, and the whole hall fell silent for a moment.

Chunyuyue's legs went limp, and if it wasn't for the wooden door behind him to help him, he would have fallen to the ground in fright.

This Nima ended up with Zhao Gao, it turned out to be the meaning - castration!
He cut his neck with a knife, and when he closed his eyes, he disappeared.

There is a knife in that place, and gossip comes as soon as the eyes are opened.

Don't talk about this "school" at that time, he can go to His Majesty's harem!
It's too cruel!

If it ends up like Zhao Gao, then it's really late.

Picking dung or... "cutting with a knife", this question is in front of you, so desperate.

Chunyu is more regretful than before!

Holding the door frame and standing up straight, he gritted his teeth for the last struggle.

"My son-in-law, the old man is old and frail, and he is also a civil servant. The weight of a load of dung should not be carried by his shoulders."

"It's a small matter for an exhausted old man, but it's a big matter to delay the son-in-law's farming!"

With a smile on the corner of Liu Bai's mouth, he replied thoughtfully: "Your Excellency Chunyu, don't worry, I will order the carpenter to make a smaller container, just "take frequently and take less". "

finished.

The roads are blocked.

Is it really his job to pick shit?
Chunyu Yue's face was ashen, without saying a word, he could only humiliate and agree.

Fusu at the side breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately, Mr. Chunyu's life was saved.A man can bend and stretch, and when his brother-in-law loses his temper, he should let him go.

After rectifying Chunyu Yue, Liu Baiming walked out of the palace door, tore off the cloth, and said to Hei Niu, who had watched a good show, "Please send it back into the palace."

"no problem."

After Hei Niu got the order, he waved his hand, and the guards under him moved the two boxes in.

Good guy.

This shit is obviously aimed at.

Chunyu became more and more angry, and he wanted to yell at him, but after smiling maliciously at Liu Bai, he lost his temper for a moment, always afraid that he would have some bad idea to deal with him.

Be good.

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After Chun Yuyue was appointed as the "manure picker" of Princess Yangzi's mansion, he didn't encounter any more embarrassments, so he knelt down near the gate of the "School Palace".

All the young masters also knelt behind the desk.

Liu Bai is in charge.

"Snapped".

A pair of eyes scanned all the young masters in the hall, and he threw a ruler on the case with a crisp sound.

He decided to take a look at his seniority first.

"Ying Yinman is my wife, and everyone is my uncle."

"However, my father appointed me as the master of my uncles. In this "school", you are the disciples and I am the teacher. "

"Why don't we talk about each other, how about you call me sir, and I call you uncle?"

As soon as these words came out, the faces of all the young masters were brilliant.

There are those who curl their lips, those who are disdainful, and those who are even playful...

But they were all silent.

Only Fusu is very good, even though Liu Baizai is not even as old as himself, but he has already seen how powerful his brother-in-law is, so he decided not to make trouble!
"Teacher, preach and receive karma to solve doubts."

"I'll call you Mr. Sir."

The eldest son, Fusu, took the lead in expressing his opinion, and the rest of the sons, no matter what they felt in their hearts, were obedient on the surface.

"Student Fusu has met Mr."

"Students have seen Mr."

"The students have seen Mr. Liu."

"..."

"Mr." one after another passed into Liu Bai's ears, he showed satisfaction, put his hands on the wooden box, and said: "Since you all call me Mr., then I will show some real skills to teach. "

Finished.

Both wooden boxes were opened, revealing the plump grains of millet and millet inside.

All the young masters below stretched their heads to look, but few of them knew what it was.

"Sir, what are you going to teach when you open the wooden box?"

"Preaching and teaching, why are there no books?"

"That's true. Since I entered the "School Palace", I found that there are no simple policies on the copybooks, and I have never seen cloth and ink.If so, what am I waiting to learn?Is it possible to learn from the yellow ... "yellow sand" piled up in that box? "

"..."

Whispering whispered into his ears, Liu Bai's facial muscles twitched wildly.

He knew very well that all the princes were raised in Xianyang Palace, so it should be normal for them not to know the five grains.But when they saw the clear stupidity in their eyes, and when they regarded food as "yellow sand", they still couldn't help showing a trace of helplessness in their eyes.

He casually grabbed a handful of millet and let it scatter between his fingers.

"This thing is millet, and the box contains millet. Both of these things are grain grown by commoners."

"Today, I will teach you how to farm!"

As soon as these words came out, the whole hall was in an uproar.

farming?

Liu Bai actually imagined that they would go to farm? !

Hu Hai, with two panda eyes on his face, sneered when he heard the words, and sarcastically said:
"Mr. Liu, do you know that we are all princes of the empire, unlike you, who were born in the head of Guizhou, we cannot be coolies."

"My lord has already understood that Mr. is obsessed with farming. When I go to report to my father, I will specially reclaim the "son-in-law field" in the cemetery, so as to save you that you have a special liking for farming. "

The rest of the princes also agreed.

"My son is not short of food and clothing, so how can I farm the land?"

"Father, isn't he... old confused, how can we let him be our husband?"

"..."

At this moment, Fusu looked at Liu Bai with some embarrassment.As princes of the empire, what they should learn is the art of controlling ministers, the art of emperors, and the art of being kings!Instead of farming...

Looking at Liu Bai, he kindly reminded: "Sir, why don't you teach me something else?"

The implication is: I don’t want to learn farming.

Liu Bai glanced indifferently, put all the millet back into the wooden box, and said calmly: "In my opinion, you only learned the superficial aspects of Confucianism, right?"

(End of this chapter)