Entertaining Tomb Raider: Play Porky Bottle, Teammate Yang Mi

Chapter 88
"Which wise man thought of putting his own coffin in this place?"

"I think this must be the coffin of King Lu Shang, after all, other people in this place may not be qualified to enter!"

"King Lu Shang is a talent, how did you come up with this idea?"

"Actually, when you think about it, it's quite unnecessary. After all, people die when they die. Why bother so much? It's a waste of money!"

……

In front of Hydra Cypress.

The guests other than Su Mu all had the same expression.

His eyes were straight, his mouth was slightly opened, and his face was stunned.

The main reason is that the shocking power of the picture in front of me is really too strong.

"Su Mu, should we go up..."

Halfway through Wu Jing's question, when he turned his head, he saw Su Mu jumping onto the stone platform nimbly.

Walked towards the direction of the coffin.

"Brother Jing, should we follow?" The four-character brother asked with some uncertainty.

"Come on, I just want to see what's so great about this coffin!" Wu Jing said happily.

"But... I feel that this coffin is a bit scary, you said that the Hydra cypress can move!"

"Is this coffin alive, or can eat people?" Lu Han asked worriedly.

Warrior Wolf is indeed more courageous.

"Even if it's alive, so what if it can eat people? You forgot that we have Su Mu!"

"I think it's even more unsafe for us to be so far away, so let's go!"

After finishing speaking, Wu Jing stretched his arms and jumped onto the altar.

Even if the few remaining people didn't dare to approach the coffin again, they had no choice but to follow.

After all, if the two most powerful members of the team are not around, no one will feel safe.

Su Mu has already walked to the side of the coffin.

As he approached, the drone also flew over.

The audience in the live broadcast room, as well as the guests in the studio, can finally see the lines on the coffin clearly.

That's not a pattern.

It is a line of inscriptions.

Wu Jing also followed up now.

"Hey, good guy, so many words!"

"Su Mu, what does it mean?"

Several other people followed at this moment, full of curiosity about the words on the coffin.

"Su Mu, is this the real King Lu Shang's tomb?"

Su Mu nodded.

"That's right, what is recorded on it is the life of King Lu Shang."

"Hurry up, translate for us, what does it mean!" Wu Jing urged impatiently.

"Brother Jing, Su Mu didn't translate for us, don't worry!" Yang Mi couldn't help but speak for Su Mu at this moment.

Hearing this, Wu Jing's expression instantly became gossip.

"Yoyo, Mimi, are you starting to speak up for Su Mu now? Do you still feel distressed when I ask him to translate?"

"Aren't you the little daughter-in-law who loves the man!"

Yang Mi's face turned red instantly.

"Brother Jing! You are too much, what are you talking about!"

"I, I just feel that Su Mu has worked hard to protect us all the way here!"

"Besides, he doesn't like to talk, we can't force him!" Yang Mi explained in a panic.

"Oh, look, I was just joking, why are you so anxious!" Wu Jing hadn't realized the seriousness of the matter.

"But your face is so red, are you ashamed by me?"

"You...don't want to talk to you!" Yang Mi turned around angrily, and walked to the side farthest from Wu Jing.

When the audience in the live broadcast saw this scene, they were also left speechless by Wu Jing.

"I declare that Wu Jing is the straightest straight man I've ever met!"

"I should really let my girlfriend see this, so she won't think I'm a straight man haha!"

"Upstairs, your girlfriend hasn't watched this show yet? This girlfriend is not qualified, you can break up, remember to give me her prestige, I will help you educate her!"

"Upstairs, your abacus, I heard it at home!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, I feel sorry for my big honey for a second, Wu Jing is indeed a bit too much, I have to save some face for girls!"

"What did Wu Jing say, we are so beautiful!"

"Come on, didn't you see the way Da Mimi looked at Su Mu, and her various behaviors, saying that she is not interested in Su Mu, who would believe it!"

"But Su Mu doesn't seem to be moved. I don't know if he is not interested in Da Mimi!"

Whether it was the audience in the live broadcast room or even the guests in the studio, they all felt that Wu Jing was indeed too straight.

Teacher He shook his head helplessly.

"Hey, when Wolf Warrior comes back, I have to give him a good lesson, teach him how to talk to girls, otherwise he will definitely not be able to get a wife!"

Bingbing also said with a smile.

"That's right, Teacher He must teach him well. I really feel sorry for Mimi!"

Master Bei: "What's the matter, is there something wrong with Wu Jing's words just now? I think what he said is the truth!"

Li Lianlian: "Master Bei, it seems that you and Wu Jing are about the same level of straight men, haha!"

"Compared with this, I feel like I'm stronger." Li Lian even felt a sense of pride inexplicably.

Just when these four guests took advantage of Wu Jing's topic to make jokes.

Professor Gu's face was tense, staring at the screen intently.

All his attention at the moment was on the words on the coffin.

He was eager to know what was written on it.

He is not very proficient in mastering this kind of inscription, at least not as proficient as Su Mu.

Su Mu could look at the words on it and directly translate the meaning.

But Professor Gu needs reference books, like looking up a dictionary, to understand the meaning of them one by one.

In addition to the picture brought by the drone at this moment, the text on it cannot be clearly seen.

Therefore, Professor Gu was extremely anxious and suffering.

But after the conversation between Wu Jing and Yang Mi just now, he was also a little embarrassed, and called to disturb Su Mu again.

Fortunately, Su Mu didn't make him wait too long, looked at the words on the coffin, and began to translate.

"It's actually similar to what we've seen before. King Lu Shang died when he was around 50 years old, and buried himself here after his death!"

"It is said that when he robbed the tomb, he found a ghost seal in an ancient tomb. This ghost seal has a very magical effect!"

"Let him have no disadvantages in the industry of tomb robbery, but later he was tabooed by Lu Guogong because of his high achievements."

"King Lu Shang then decided to retire, so...he faked his death at first!"

You have either heard the previous stories, or you already have guesses in your mind.

However, this last sentence, like a thunderbolt, shocked everyone.

(End of this chapter)