Pioneering

Chapter 43 Absurd Stories

"Ah~"

The weird cat in boots sighed and thought, "I really owe you family, hapless Yoders."

The strange cat was holding the bag with its right front paw, swung the bag and the prey inside to its shoulders vigorously, and was about to walk out of the dry grass with one stride.

"I'm curious, are all monsters so bad now?" Zhong Ming asked, rubbing his chin and staring at the strange cat.

"Meow~!"

The strange cat was frightened by the sudden appearance of the figure in front of it. It threw the bag with its right paw, kicked its hind legs vigorously, and jumped out of the pair of crappy boots. It landed on all fours, its minions were exposed, its ears were erected, and its front body was slightly bowed. His eyes widened, his pupils opened, and he stared at Zhong Ming intently.

"Meow meow!" The strange cat kept on pouncing on Zhong Ming at any time, and kept issuing warnings from its mouth.

"Okay, okay, stop pretending, I know you can talk, don't force me to do it!" Zhong Ming said playfully.

After Zhong Ming snapped his fingers, Herta and An Mir suddenly appeared beside the strange cat one after the other, blocking the way of the strange cat.

The strange cat thought to himself: I'm going to die, I'm going to die, these two monsters are more terrifying than that deformed monster, Mamma Mia, I'm going to die!
The strange cat immediately restrained the prelude to the attack, turned over and lay on the ground, showing its belly, and said meekly: "Master Wizard, please forgive me, meow~"

After a while, the strange cat who was caught by the throat of fate by Zhong Ming began to tell his story in front of the three:

"I was just an ordinary wild cat.

It was a cold season, and I was adopted by a kind old miller who was hungry and cold. I was so grateful that I swore to the gods that I would repay this family well.

However, the good times didn't last long, and the pious old miller soon had time to see Fengshen. Before he died, he didn't have time to make a will, let alone find a notary, so his three sons divided up his leftovers. under the inheritance.

The eldest brother got the stone mill; the second brother got the donkey; and the third brother only got his own cat, oh, and the long house with air leaks everywhere.

So he just fell into the hands of the new owner.

The youngest son was very sad when he got such a poor property, and he hugged himself and complained:

"Brother's stone mill, together with the second brother's donkey, can also open a mill together to earn some money for living.

But for me, I only got one kitten, what can I do?

But what about me?Even if the cat meat is eaten, and the cat skin is made into a sleeve cage, in the end it can only starve to death. '

How can a warm human body speak such cold words! ! !
Feeling a strong sense of crisis, I no longer hide my clumsiness, and said to him: 'Please don't worry, my master.

If you will give me a sack, and a pair of boots so that I can walk on thorny ground, then you will find that you have not got such a bad fortune as you think. '

The youngest son was very surprised that I could speak, but he still chose to believe me under my superb language skills.

I came up with a brilliant plan to help my new owner out of poverty, and of course myself out of being reduced to food.

I came to this piece of dry grass with my things. In the harsh winter, some animals can't stand the hunger and are fooled. Yesterday I also caught a rabbit very smoothly.

I took this rabbit to the King of Raldon, and offered him the prey in the name of the Marquis of Caraba (a name I made up for the new master).

I was just about to deliver prey to Earl Lailton today when I was caught by you.

Lord Wizard, please forgive me, I am just a weak, pitiful and helpless little female cat, I am still a child, please let me go! "

Kesha Lina looked at the pitiful strange cat, and suddenly she was full of love, and said to Zhong Ming: "Ming..."

Zhong Ming interrupted Kesalena with a wave of his hand, and signaled: "Don't worry, although you are a monster, we are reasonable. If you don't hurt others, we won't hurt you."

"But, I'm nirvana, I want to ask you something, can you answer me seriously?" Zhong Ming's hand pinching the strange cat's neck suddenly tightened, and said with a grim expression, "Otherwise, there are so many things in the wild." It's dangerous, it's not good if there is any accident!"

The strange cat looked at the long knife that suddenly appeared in Zhong Ming's other hand and the void hound that was staring at him beside him, and replied docilely: "It's easy to say, easy to say, please rest assured, my lord, I will answer seriously and never talk nonsense."

Zhong Ming sorted out his thoughts, and was about to ask himself a question about reading this story when he was a blue star.

That's right, with such a classic shape and plot, can't you think of what kind of fairy tale it is?
Zhong Ming cleared his throat and said: "

First of all, you weren't a monster in the first place, right?
Secondly, do you remember how you transformed into a monster?

Then, how did you meet Earl Layton, how did you do it with your identity, image, and strength?
Also, are you planning to disguise your master as a nobleman, and let him marry Earl Layton's daughter?
It's okay if he doesn't have any money, it's not hard for you, a monster, to make some money for him.

No castle, oh, you're planning to just take that doppelganger's castle, right?

No land, um, you might be able to fool him by finding a batch of serf clothes for the time being, but after a long time or when the earl inquired before getting married, he would still be exposed?

No strength, no blood, no etiquette or even noble common sense, isn't it easy to be exposed?
Wouldn't it be dead after being dismantled?

Finally, even if you don't want to fight with the old master's children, why don't you run away?That miller's youngest son probably doesn't have the strength to catch you! "

Zhong Ming's bombardment of serial questions instantly confused this inexperienced cat, and Mimi whined for a long time, until Zhong Ming threatened her with a saber with the other hand, and finally helped her recover.

The strange cat stared at Zhong Ming with an expression of seeing a ghost, thinking: Oh my God, can this scary wizard read minds or can predict the future?
Under the oppression of death, the strange cat said quickly: "

I did start out as a normal wild cat.

I don't remember how I became a monster, but after staying in the old miller's house for a long time, I can speak human words and use my brain.

I walked into Earl Layton's castle in such a swaggering way, and I don't know why no one stopped me, I really don't know.

I really intend to help the new owner pretend to be a nobleman and marry Earl Layton's daughter.

Regarding the castle and the territory, I really intend to do as you said, my lord. I haven't thought about the rest at all, I really haven't thought about it.

As for why I don't run away, have you ever heard that monsters have loyalty?If I don't repay the old master's kindness, I would rather give up this flesh and blood to the old master's children! "

After saying the last sentence, this strange cat actually has the temperament of a loyal minister and righteous man, and looks very righteous and awe-inspiring.

(End of this chapter)