Self-cultivation in dreams, slaying gods in reality

Chapter 23 Taoshan is weird, no way, your kidney
Speechless all the way.

Although Ye Moxian has a bad mouth, but the two big white rabbits don't like to talk, and they look like they don't care.

Big White Rabbit is Ye Moxian's nickname for Fei Yang Jihu. Two peerless twin beauties have come to this Hundred Thousand Mountains. Everyone has to think about it.

Feiyang was a little bit better, when he was annoyed by Ye Moxian, he still answered a few words, and Yanhu just nodded and shook his head no matter what you said, cherishing ink like gold.

If I had known it was for that fat man Li Qiye, who talked a lot, it wouldn't be so dull.

One hundred thousand mountains, high mountains, dense forests, hot and humid climate, especially the rotten leaves on the ground, the piled up hills have formed swamps, and one who is not careful will fall into it.

In the dead-leaf wormwood forest, poisonous insects and snakes sprang out from time to time. Although they didn't hurt a few people, they were very annoying.

Especially the colorful poisonous snakes, just looking at them makes one's scalp tingle, and sometimes one of them would suddenly fall from their heads as they walked, which made the two women's faces turn pale with fright, and they screamed again and again.

Don't look at the two women's cultivation base, but they are also weak women, so they can't see these bugs.

For their screams, Ye Moxian enjoyed it and would laugh at it from time to time.

Of course it will end badly...

There were many complaints along the way, especially Feiyang, who scolded Ye Moxian for a while. You said you were a waste, and what a fart you came to experience in the Hundred Thousand Mountains!Aren't you going to the toilet to light a lantern, looking for death?
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The mountain road is rugged and the canal is long.

It was hot and stuffy, and the air was foul-smelling.

Everyone's mood was the same as the weather, extremely dull.

Going around a cliff, a gust of breeze blows slowly, the fragrance is tangy, and a big mountain is greeted. The mountain is hundreds of feet high, and there is no grass or rocks on the mountain, but there are many peach trees growing on it.

It was early spring at this time, when the peach trees were blooming, and the mountains were covered with powder, like a carpet.

The peach blossoms all over the mountains and plains, they are big and small, red in white, white in red, they are really beautiful, the peach trees are also big and small, and the roots are intertwined, row by row, piece by piece, until the end of the line of sight.

The wind blows, the peach blossoms fall, the butterflies dance, and there are many bees...

In this situation, the eyes of the three people who only looked at it were shining, and they only sighed that the scenery here is picturesque.

Especially Feiyang and Guhu, who were frightened by poisonous snakes and insects before and were depressed.

Seeing such a beautiful scenery suddenly, I felt open-minded for a while, and all of them were overjoyed, and ran one after another, chasing bees and butterflies.

"Women are really fickle." Ye Moxian shook his head.

Everyone walked and watched, but they didn't realize that the sun star had already set.

Seeing that the sky was getting late, the two of them refused to take another step. Who knew what kind of broken place would be ahead after passing this mountain.

Ye Moxian couldn't survive the two of them, so he could only take out the tent he carried with him and set up camp.

It was cold and windy at night, and they ate some dry food, and put them in their tents, not to mention it for the time being.

Let's say that Ye Moxian entered the tent, but he didn't want to sleep, and always felt that something was going to happen.

Because this peach mountain is too weird, there is not even a monster or a beast.At night, it is even more terrifyingly silent, and not even the reptiles are weird at all.

Of course, this is not the key point, the key point is that there are two big white rabbits sleeping next door, which makes Immortal Ye Mo's heart flutter. As a male creature, when he sees a female creature, it is a lie to say that he is not attracted.

As the saying goes, there are no men who are not lecherous, just like there are no cats that are not stealthy.

tossing and turning

By the way, in the barren mountains and wild mountains, there are two girls' homes, and no one is watching. As a gentleman, this should be my responsibility.

think about it
When I got out of the tent, I was about to say hello when I was attracted by the phantom on the tent.

Through the candlelight, Ye Moxian saw a figure washing up there, with long hair and a curvy figure, under the projection of the candlelight, it was fully revealed.

"Aren't they taking a bath?"

When he saw the shadow on the tent taking off his clothes, Ye Moxian couldn't move at all.

I saw words in his mouth

"I didn't do it on purpose, I didn't do it on purpose, if you don't look at it, you don't look at it, and if you look at it, you don't look at it"

"Trash! What are you doing there?" Just as Ye Moxian was chanting something, Feiyang came out.

He smiled awkwardly. "I see the stars are sparse and the moon is bright today, so come out to enjoy the moon"

Feiyang looked up, and there were a few scattered stars hanging in the pitch-black sky.

"Crazy? Where is the moon?" She turned around and was about to leave when she suddenly saw the projection on the tent.

With a cold face, he turned his head and stared fiercely at Ye Mo Xiandao. "Shameless, voyeur, how long have you been watching, and what have you seen?"

Ye Moxian saw that she had told her the truth, and when he was about to explain, his eyes went dark, and he slapped him away with his big hand.

"Come out, come out, come and fight voyeurs and hooligans."

Yanhu ran out in a panic, and Feiyang pointed at the tent.Yanhu looked at the candlelight projection on the tent, and immediately understood.

"You pervert, peeping tom, see if I don't kill you."

As they said, the two came up one left and one right to catch Ye Moxian, and it was a hell of a meal.

That's not enough.

Feiyang roared angrily, "What did you see with that eye?"

"I just came out..." Ye Moxian was about to argue.

Yanhu suddenly said, "This is the wilderness! No one should know about killing someone!" She walked over with a sinister smile.

Ye Moxian's complexion changed, he felt that this Yanhu didn't look like a joke, especially a person like her who couldn't press a fart like a stone roll.If you get angry, it will hit you directly.

As the saying goes, a barking dog does not bite, and a biting dog does not bark.

Ye Moxian met this kind of person in his previous life, and that was his buddy Tuoba Yuan. That guy is also a fool, and he would not get angry under normal circumstances. If he really irritated him, it would be from the family tree Fuck it, it's terrifying.

I don't know that I was besieged and killed by that old antique from the Hall of All Saints. Does he know?

"Baohu, don't mess around. Master asked us to protect him, not for you to kill him. Let's do this! Garta has a kidney, as a warning to others."

"Damn! Ruthless! You still want to lick my waist." Ye Moxian's face changed, and he wanted to escape.

However, the cultivation bases of the two were extremely terrifying, and Ye Moxian couldn't move because he insisted on pressing.

Old guy, I was not killed by the monster, but you.If you really want to come, I will do my best.

Just when Ye Moxian was about to go all out, he suddenly saw a few men in black sprinting towards him in the distance.

"There are enemies!"

As soon as Ye Moxian opened his mouth, three men in black robes came in response.

Watching the two people push Ye Moxian to the ground, the man in black swallowed his saliva.

"Overlord Hard//Shang Gong heard it before, this is the first time I've seen this female overlord."

As soon as he saw someone coming, Fei Yang Bahu jumped up immediately.

Ye Moxian also broke free.All of a sudden, he came out and shouted, "Who is coming, whether it is robbery of wealth or robbery."

The sudden question immediately confused the three of them.There was a big question mark in the man in black's mind. "This stepping on a horse is my prologue!"

(End of this chapter)