The Peak of Glory for Full-Time Experts

Chapter 125 Happy Birthday Brother Umbrella

Qianli felt that something was wrong with her umbrella recently, how should I put it, it was just - a bit skinny.

The specific manifestation is that the umbrella will run into her bag while she is not paying attention.

At first she thought she had forgotten, but later found out that she hadn't.

This is very scary.

So this morning, she looked at the umbrella lying obediently in her bag again, swallowing her saliva.

Or...lost it?

Although she is not afraid of ghosts, this matter is really a bit evil.

I'm so scared~
She is still a smart, kind, beautiful little girl who doesn't know much about the world, so she doesn't want to just get involved with supernatural and ghost things like this.

But Qianli failed to lose the umbrella that had accompanied her for many years in the end, mainly because it rained again today.

Orz this damn rainy season.

Looking back now, this umbrella seems to appear in my bag every time it rains.

As a person who firmly does not believe in weather forecasts and is not used to carrying umbrellas, she feels that having an umbrella with its own weather forecast function seems... not bad?

The big deal is to go to the Taoist door to ask for a life-saving talisman when I get off work today, she thought.

In fact, she did exactly that. As soon as she got off work, she drove to Lin'an Taoist Temple not far away, begged the Great Immortal to give her a life-saving talisman, and was successfully slaughtered for 700 yuan.

Still have to smile.

I don't know if it was her illusion, but she always felt that the umbrella in her hand seemed to move when the Taoist priest asked her for money just now.It's a pity that at that time, she only cared about the beauty of the little Taoist next to her, and had no time to care about other things.

When he came back to his senses and already arrived home, Qian Li conveniently put the umbrella aside, ready to make a dinner for himself with the determination to die without blowing up the kitchen as the bottom line.

"Oh my god, that little Taoist priest is so pretty, people nowadays are too good at doing business." Qian Li murmured as he walked.

She is not a pretty dog, she really doesn't know which tendon is wrong, she just thinks that little Taoist is so good-looking when he sees the explosion and pokes his heart.

That is, a little less aura.

"Ahhhhhhh~" Half an hour later, the woman's scream resounded throughout the room.

"It's okay, it's okay, where is it hurt?" A gentle male voice rang in his ear, and his words were full of worry.Qian Li only felt that she was surrounded by a hug that was not considered warm, and her breath was filled with the masculine breath of rain.

Being interrupted like this, she didn't care about the pain anymore, she stared blankly at the person who suddenly appeared, and didn't say anything for a while.

"Did you hurt your hand?" Su Muqiu frowned, carefully removed Qian Li's tightly hugged hand, and then asked with some uncertainty on his face, "Did you... Are the fish scared?"

Qian Li nodded, her eyes were extremely sincere.

Su Muqiu looked at the small fish in her palm, which was less than a quarter of the size of her palm, and was speechless for a moment.

Sighing, he was both helpless and pampered: "It's okay, it's dead, isn't it, don't be afraid, be good."

"It, it, it... If I say that it just jumped, would you believe it?" Qian Li tried to save himself some face. "

Originally, she was the only one at home, so she was used to making a fuss, not so much being frightened, but another way of venting.It turned out to be better now, a strange handsome guy suddenly appeared at home, and people saw her like this...

To be honest, if it was her, she might reward the other party with a severe beating.

But it seems that this person looks like that little Taoist... Wait, she seems to have discovered Huadian.

"You, you, you, when did you come to my house? Although you are good-looking, you can't do this. You are breaking into a private house. Do you know that, believe it or not, I will hold you back?"

Su Muqiu chuckled lightly, "Does that mean I'm not good-looking and you're going to reward me...beat me up?"

When he said the last word, he raised his tail slightly, as if he had some doubts, and even raised his pretty eyebrows.

Qian Li wanted to cover her face, oh my god, she was so shamelessly cute.

"How is it possible? After all, I am a gentle, virtuous, kind and pleasant woman." Qian Li retorted in a low voice.

Su Muqiu could hardly control himself, and chuckled from his throat: "Yes, our little Li is the kindest."

Half a month later
"Brother Umbrella, I'm hungry~" Xianyu Li Ban lay on the big bed in the bedroom and shouted.

Su Muqiu, who was cutting fruit in the living room, paused, then speeded up his movements helplessly, arranged the platter, walked into the bedroom and put it on the bedside cabinet: "Little ancestor, I'll make it for you."

Qian Li nodded to show that he understood, and then opened his mouth to bite the apple that the other party delivered to his mouth, "Okay, goodbye."

Su Muqiu was both angry and funny: "Who is used to this kind of temper."

"You." Qian Li didn't even raise her head, and continued to play with her liver.

Su Muqiu choked, gave an order and went out.

After the door was closed, Qian Li stopped what he was doing, tilted his head and looked at the lights of Wanjia outside the window, lost in thought.

After knowing that the other party was the umbrella spirit trapped in her umbrella half a month ago, she believed the self-introduction of the Arabian Nights almost without any hesitation.And he also agreed to the other party's request to stay at home, and the reward he got was that he had an extra personal butler.

Maybe this seems too crazy to others, but only she knows that she is... so lonely.

She is so lonely that as long as she is willing to enter her heart, she will not refuse.

Regardless of whether it is a monster or something else, maybe the past half a month has been a dream of my own?

she thinks.

"Brother Umbrella, so what is the relationship between you and the little Taoist priest?" Qian Li asked tirelessly.

This sentence has been included in her daily list of questions, and she doesn't expect the other party to answer, she just wants to ask, and then start the topic.

The other party simply knew what she was thinking, and would just laugh it off every time and move on to the next topic.

Here I have to mention a special skill of Brother Umbrella, which is mind reading, but the target is limited to her.After knowing this characteristic at the time, she lost enthusiasm for this skill—she knew her thoughts best, so this mind-reading technique that sounded high-end and elegant had almost zero effect on her.

Until later, she found that this is a good way for her to be lazy.

In the future, you don’t need to open your mouth to order food, but it’s okay.

"That little Taoist is my enemy." Su Muqiu's thin lips parted lightly.

Qianli:? ? ?
What the hell?You two look the same, according to the script, shouldn't you be twin brothers, reincarnation, and the other seven souls of the three souls?
Why is your house so picturesque?
Besides, the enemy, when you saw him for the first time, don't you rush to fight him, so calmly wait until I get home and then scare me, is it really good?
"What are you thinking? Could it be that the enemy insists on fighting to the death?" Su Muqiu didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Qian Li bit her chopsticks and blinked her eyes: "Otherwise, you are a little fairy and he is a little Taoist priest. Aren't Taoist priests the ones who subdue demons and eliminate demons? He can't stop working because you two look the same." ?”

Su Muqiu was already immune to the weird adjectives that came out of her mouth from time to time, shook her head and said, "Not all Taoist priests are capable of subjugating demons."

Speaking of this, complex emotions appeared in his light brown eyes, like nostalgia, but also like suppressing pain.

Qian Li rationally changed the subject.

"Brother Umbrella, you said that you have always been by my side, but I remember that I only bought you for half a year, so don't lie to me."

Su Muqiu smiled but said, "This will involve reincarnation."

"Tsk tsk tsk, Brother Umbrella, are you going to make up a reincarnation that I was a childhood sweetheart with you in the demon race in my previous life, but when I stumbled, I laughed and played GG. You have worked so hard for thousands of years to find my reincarnation and finally saw me in this life. But because she turned into a human being and silently guarded me because of the different paths, but because of my scream, you suspect that I was in danger and couldn't help but appear?"

Su Muqiu nodded thoughtfully, and said, "Xiao Li's script is great, I'll just say so next time."

Qian Li's face was full of joy: "You have to change your words anyway?"

Su Muqiu's eyebrows are bright: "Naturally."

Even the identity has to change.

To be honest, since having Su Muqiu's company, Qian Li's waist is no longer sore and her legs are no longer hurting, and her body is much healthier—sorry for repeating the wrong script.

To be honest, since having Su Muqiu's company, Qian Li's previous minor problems have disappeared.Such as waking up in the middle of the night, such as nightmares.

Of course, the most intuitive benefit is that I am less lonely. Every time I come home from get off work, I know that I am no longer alone in the empty room, and I even put away my thoughts about going out.

Well, to put it bluntly, it's lazy.

This pleasant little day lasted for the entire rainy season. After the sky finally cleared up, Qian Li patted Su Muqiu on the shoulder in a good mood: "Brother Umbrella, congratulations, you are laid off with honor. I won't take you with me in the future." , after all, you can't come out and lie in your bag and I feel bad for you, so you just stay at home and wait for me to come back."

Su Muqiu laughed when he heard the words: "When did you remember to bring me, every time I go in by myself."

Qianli: emmmm, I understand the truth, but is it really good for you to say it so bluntly?
"Goodbye."

Seeing her leaving back, Su Muqiu frowned, and immediately said, "Xiao Li."

"Huh? What's the matter?" Qian Li turned her head in doubt.

Su Muqiu's brows and eyes were wide open, the corners of his mouth were drawn into a beautiful curve, and he smiled brightly: "It's nothing, I just want to call you."

Qian Li looked at the sky speechlessly: "It's okay, I'm really leaving."

"Well, be careful." Su Muqiu nodded.

It wasn't until she arrived at the company that Qian Li held her chest and took a deep breath.

Mommy, that face and that smile are really foul. If this goes on for a few days, she may lose control of herself and fall completely.

The shemale goes the other way The shemale goes the other way.

She murmured in her heart.

She Qian Xiaoli, no matter how hungry she is, it is impossible to attack unknown creatures.

"Miss Qian, we meet again."

Qian Li looked at the calm Taoist priest in front of him, and frowned: "Is there something wrong with the Taoist priest?"

"I wonder if Miss Qian can go with Pindao, that disciple of Pindao..." the man asked.

"Um... I don't think I can help." Qian Li declined.

"Of course it can help. Miss Qian, do you still remember the talisman that Pindao gave you last time?"

Alarm bells rang in Qianli's mind, and he had an intuition that something was wrong: "The Taoist priest has something to say."

"Hahaha, Miss Qian is really refreshing. Last time, the talisman was to undo the seal of the umbrella demon, but the poor Taoist added a few more strokes to it. If there is any mistake in this poor disciple, the umbrella demon..."

The words were spoken, but the Taoist priest still had that fairy-like appearance, giving people the illusion that the words just now did not come from him.

Qian Li pursed her lips: "It's just an umbrella demon, and it doesn't have much to do with me. If the Taoist priest doesn't like it, just do it."

You can't make trouble with Brother Umbrella, what if the damn Taoist priest lied to her and got Brother Umbrella in trouble in the end.

"Pindao never deceives people. If Miss Qian doesn't believe it, then there is nothing the poor can do. It's a pity for that umbrella demon..."

After the Taoist finished speaking, he turned and left.

Qian Li swallowed, reassuring in his heart that this was just a way for the buyer to take advantage of the opportunity to bargain, so don't worry about it.

however--

"I'll go with you."

She jumped into the pit willingly.

The other party is nothing more than seeing through her care for Brother San and has nothing to fear, but because of this, she cannot remain indifferent.

Even though he knew that there was an abyss ahead, he still chose to walk over it.

In the final analysis, the word "love" cannot be avoided.

The long-term goal was achieved, but there was no joy or other things on the face: "Miss Qian, don't worry, the poor will not hurt you."

Qian Li pursed her lips and did not answer.

It's a ghost if you believe it. If it's not for some reason after taking so much trouble to find her, she won't believe it.

Arriving at Lin'an Taoist Temple, Qianli followed the Taoist priest to a room.

"Master Dao, why not tell me clearly what happened to your little apprentice."

"Miss Qian must have heard about reincarnation when she saw so many ghosts. To be honest, that junior brother of Pindao is the master of Pindao. The Umbrella Demon has shaved the immortal bones and turned into this appearance, the three souls have lost the seven souls, and now only Miss Qian can get it."

After hearing this, Qianli just wanted to ask if this person had picked up the wrong script. The script was a good script, but the gender of the main character, forgive her for being a bit unacceptable.

Moreover, they have the same face, how narcissistic this person must be...

"Miss Qian must have misunderstood, that umbrella demon is not the one you see now."

"Who is that? Could it be me?"

The Taoist leader couldn't deny it.

Qian Li blinked: "What the hell? You fucking said that I was the umbrella demon who harmed this little Taoist priest in my previous life?"

The Taoist priest took a deep look at her, and the answer was self-evident: "Please ask Miss Qian to go in and take a look. Don't worry, Miss Qian has now reincarnated as a mortal, and her previous life has nothing to do with you. It's the poor Tao who made a good idea, please." Miss Qian came here and wanted to reunite Master's Seven Souls, Miss Qian didn't have to do anything, just be a leader."

Qian Li thinks that there is no truth in this Daoist priest's mouth, but thinking of Brother Shan and Brother Shan No. [-], he resigned to his fate and went in.

"Standing here is..." Qian Li looked at the pale little Taoist priest with his eyes closed on the bed, and turned to ask the Taoist priest.

It's a pity that as soon as he met the opponent's gaze, Qian Li felt that his consciousness was bound and pulled down by thousands of silk threads.

It didn't take a moment to completely fall into chaos.

The cnm man's mouth is a deceitful ghost, he really shouldn't believe in nonsense that won't hurt you.

It was her last thought before passing out.

She seemed to have had a dream. In the dream, there was a woman in a red dress with extremely delicate eyebrows and eyes.And she stood a long way not far away, her face was as gentle and handsome as a crown jade, she didn't have the lofty and handsome look of ordinary Taoist priests, but was gentle like the elder brother next door.

Although the woman had a troublesome face, her behavior was extremely inconsistent with her face. I saw her literally jumping in front of the Taoist priest: "Hey, Taoist priest, I am an umbrella demon~"

Are you really a fool?Before the priest could speak, Qian Li complained.

Even if you, a little monster, don't take a detour when you meet Fa Ye, you still get close to him.It's okay to get together, and he opened his mouth to reveal his identity. Is it because he thinks that his usual life is not exciting enough?

The Taoist leader did not disappoint, and said: "Yes, I saw it."

The lukewarm response.

The obvious frustration on the face of the second-handed umbrella demon girl: "Aren't you going to catch me?"

The Daoist asked back with his hands behind his back, "Did you kill a life?"

"If eating the chicken, duck and fish at the inn counts, I can count hundreds of lives in my mouth."

The corner of Taoist chief's mouth twitched: "To each other."

Aren't these two really two bastards who are idle and boring to talk about cross talk?
Qianli complained.

As soon as the screen changed, the Taoist priest and the umbrella demon girl had come together side by side, "Hey, little Taoist priest, sister umbrella is in good health today, I will take you to subdue demons and subdue demons to accumulate some cultivation base so that you can ascend in the future."

"No need."

"Oh, don't worry, those are not good monsters. My monster clan has started to hunt them down. If you don't kill them, you won't kill them. At most, if I kill them, it's just a reward. You might as well take action..."

"You can't beat it, can you?"

The umbrella demon giggled: "Smart."

Then these two really teamed up to kill monsters, Qian Li was taken aback for a while.

The screen changed again, and Qian Li was almost blinded by the overwhelming redness in front of him.After getting used to it, he took a closer look, and there was a big red "囍" posted on the wall facing the door. The two couples looked at each other affectionately, and Qian Li knew it was their wedding.

What kind of magical development is this? Why do you two see each other?

But no matter how much she complained, the timeline of the two newcomers was pulled to the bridal chamber after their worship.

The Taoist priest was obviously a little drunk, his handsome face was reddish, and he looked at the umbrella demon girl with wide eyes without blinking, the love in his eyes could not be faked.

After the two of them drank the wine, the Taoist master couldn't help sending a few bullies to him.

Qianli couldn't see it.

These days, even a dream can be sprinkled with dog food.

And... Taoist priest, can you please change your face, I am really kind of you staring at Brother Shan's face.

Brother Shan wants to stay with other people all the time - Qian Li thought about it, then she might as well die.

Opening her eyes again, the bridal chamber had quietly changed to a prairie, Qian Li's first thought was that the Taoist priest was green, which was a suggestive color.

But soon she couldn't gloat anymore, because he saw the Taoist priest and the umbrella demon surrounded by a group of Taoist priests, which was no different from a criticism meeting.

In fact, what he said was no different from a criticism meeting, back and forth was nothing more than human demons, not to mention that as a Taoist priest, it’s fine if he doesn’t subdue demons and eliminate demons, and he is fascinated by goblins. If they take the initiative to hand over goblins, they will consider letting them go. long.

I can fuck you, Qian Li rolled her eyes.

People don't mind that their daughter-in-law is a goblin, maybe they still enjoy it, why are these people so big-faced?
Doesn't the high-sounding sound mean that you have taken a fancy to Umbrella Demon's cultivation base and the treasure that hides the demonic aura on his body?
Wait, why does she know this?
Qian Li was taken aback.

But then I thought that I was dreaming, so it was true.

She is now from the perspective of God, so what else does she not know?
For example, when Xiao Daochang saw the umbrella demon girl for the first time, he was so nervous that he didn't even know where to put his hands, and his tongue was tied.

For example, the Umbrella Demon girl had long noticed this little Taoist leader who doesn't kill innocent people indiscriminately, and quietly followed Mimi for more than half a month before mustering up the courage to show up.

For example, the Taoist priest had prepared a marriage proposal for a long time without telling her. He drafted a draft in the middle of the night and wasted a lot of paper. At the end of the nervousness, he completely forgot all about it, and only the dry "I want to treat you well" remained.

For example, the umbrella demon girl can hear his voice as long as she is close to the Taoist leader, so she will always make timely proposals that make the Taoist leader happy.

Or... from the very beginning, the little Daoist had other thoughts and pretended not to kill good monsters indiscriminately, until——

Until the little Daoist yelled in pain and pulled Qian Li back from his thoughts, those Taoist priests went nowhere, and only the sad-eyed Daoist was left holding the umbrella demon covered in blood.

"Little Li, can you please take care of me?"

"Xiao Li, I really didn't mean to lie to you."

"Xiao Li...you wait for me, I will definitely find you."

When Qianli wakes up leisurely, he sighs a long time.

"Brother Umbrella, let me tell you a story."

"Brother Umbrella?"

"Forget it, anyway, you should go back now. It's not easy to pretend to be an umbrella demon. It's better to go back and be your little Taoist priest."

"Brother Umbrella."

"I just wanted to call you."

After that, Qianli's life returned to normal again, except that she lost an umbrella with its own weather forecast.

But it doesn't matter, she learned to read the weather forecast by herself.

It's just that I'm not used to carrying an umbrella.

So when she got off work, Qian Li looked at the pouring rain outside, and at her colleagues who didn't bring umbrellas and got soaked, and drove home calmly.

After messing around with something and eating, Qian Li was about to go back to sleep when there was a knock on the door.

He paused, turned around, and opened the door in the dark.

She has no habit of turning on the lights, neither before nor now.

What greeted my eyes was pitch black—the corridor was not lit—and mixed with the familiar smell of rain.

In the darkness, only those eyes are bright, and the grievance is obvious in the shimmering light.

Before Qianli had time to say anything, she was embraced by a wet embrace, followed by a series of questions: "Why didn't you turn on the light again? What should I do if I hit it? Why didn't you come to me? Do you want me?" Is it? Do you have another umbrella outside?"

Hearing the last sentence, Qian Li chuckled: "That's right, I don't want a little Taoist priest who can only deceive people to be my umbrella."

"But what if it's a boyfriend who can cook?"

"Then I'll think about it."

"Of course he will treat you as a little ancestor."

"make a deal."

"Brother Umbrella, Brother Umbrella~ What should we talk about today?" Qian Li asked.

Ever since she took in a boyfriend who can cook and treat her like a patriarch, Qian Li has been so free that she has to listen to bedtime stories every day.

This story, of course, is about the little Taoist priest and the umbrella demon girl.

The corners of Su Muqiu's mouth hooked up, and he pushed her down, and he familiarly put her lips in his mouth to swallow her exclamation, and then whispered in her ear: "Today it's time to talk about the bridal chamber of the little Taoist priest and the umbrella demon girl."

What I regret the most in my life is that I lied to you. If I do it all over again, I am willing to give everything to save you and live like you.

That's why you lied to me again?

:)

(End of this chapter)