hunter world

Chapter 468

Fanwaiji

Yi Erbao children's question

Yi Erbao has been struggling with a problem recently.

Should he choose the neighbor's little sister Huang Jingjing as his girlfriend or choose the little girl Shu Yiyi in the kindergarten as his girlfriend?
Huang Jingjing likes to call herself brother Erbao, and she has a bit of a big tongue, so she can't say it clearly. It sounds like "Aibao Dede". The important thing is that he doesn't like others to call him Erbao.However, her mother's cooking is really delicious, and there are a lot of snacks, as long as he goes to Huang Jingjing's house every time, he can eat a lot of good things.If you choose her as your girlfriend, you will definitely hear Huang Jingjing calling herself "Aibo Dede" like a little hen every day?this is too scary.

Shu Yiyi knows how to call herself by her first name. She speaks in a very crisp voice, chirping like a little sparrow. She can call herself Yi You, um, although Yi Erbao's child thinks that the name Yi You is not very pleasant, but Obviously, it sounds much better than Yi Erbao.However, Shu Yiyi is a cheapskate, she only grabs snacks from him, and never gives him his delicious food. If she chooses her to be his girlfriend, wouldn't he want to say goodbye to his snacks completely? ?this is too scary.

Yi Erbao was sitting on the edge of the small tea table on the balcony, and there were two things in front of him, one was the Flying Superman that Huang Jingjing gave him, um, it was a gift from a big pack of bear biscuits, and he had many of them, but He never had this one!Although he exchanged this with two of his extra Flying Supermen, this movement is very precious, okay? This is not a simple Feifei, nor is it an ordinary power-off, this one draws the Hualahuala sword! !Huang Jingjing is really generous!If I would never agree to exchange two, three would not work, and three plus a pack of popping candy would do!
Huang Jingjing is so generous!The other one is the golden card of the Doma robot that Shu Yiyi gave him, the golden one! !This is only available in the jelly if you buy a super big bag!He would have to eat such a big pack for a long time, so his mother bought him three packs, and he only had three such golden cards.Shu Yiyi actually gave him a golden card! !Although she snatched all the snacks that week, she is so generous!If it were him, he would not change this one for a week of snacks. Of course, he would only consider it if there were two more days, no, three more days, um, four more days of snacks a week!
This is such a difficult choice. Yi Erbao has been struggling with this for an entire afternoon, and even forgot to eat this afternoon's snack, his favorite mango pudding.

Ye Ci sat on the sofa in the living room while watching TV, and at the same time observed his son sitting on the balcony for a full hour and 13 minutes from the corner of his eyes. For an energetic and hyperactive child, he could sit so quietly It's been a long time since I've had to pay attention.

However, it seems that she doesn't have to show up yet.Ye Ci glanced at the clock hanging on the wall again, okay, wait another 7 minutes, if he is still like this after 7 minutes, she can show her concern.

After making up his mind, Ye Ci took back even the corner of his eye, and concentrated on watching the game show on TV—a comprehensive program dedicated to releasing major game strategies, and today happened to be a new copy of Destiny Quest.Seventeen minutes passed quickly, and the program on TV hadn't ended yet, but it was all about irrelevant issues, so Ye Ci didn't plan to watch it anymore.This time she put all her attention on Yi Erbao, and found that he was still sitting on the balcony in the same posture, not knowing what he was thinking.

Hmm, what are you thinking?

Ye Ci was suddenly curious, so she got up and walked towards the balcony, intending to satisfy her curiosity. As for whether she could help her son, that was out of her concern.She squatted by the coffee table, watching Yi Erbao sitting cross-legged on the side of the coffee table, with a pair of steamed bun-like hands supporting a steamed bun-like face, staring at the two things in front of her.If she remembers correctly, one of these two items is a Superman model, and the other is a Dorma robot card. These two items are the darlings on TV recently, and they are played frequently, attracting children to rush to collect them.

She held her chin like Yi Erbao, and her eyes slipped to the small plate on the coffee table. Inside the plate was a slippery and dangling pudding. The color was very good, making people salivate.Isn't this Yi Erbao's favorite mango pudding? She remembered that when Liu Nian brought this to him, it should have been an hour and a half ago, and she hasn't eaten it yet?It seemed that the problems he was worrying about were really dire.

In order to show that she is a competent mother, Ye Ci cleared her throat to fully attract Yi Erbao's attention, she smiled: "Yi Erbao, what are you thinking?"

"It's nothing." Yi Erbao glanced at his mother who was smiling, and then lowered his head again, maintaining the posture just now, and continued to secretly struggle with his own problems.

"It's really nothing?" Ye Ci obviously didn't believe what the three-year-old classmate Yi Erbao said. While squinting her eyes, she picked up the spoon on the plate, scooped a spoonful of pudding and brought it to his lips, wanting to feed it. To him, but unexpectedly, the little boy Yi Erbao tilted his head, with a melancholy that didn't match his age, and sighed deeply: "Stop making trouble, Mom, I'm not in that mood right now. "

The corner of Ye Ci's mouth twitched, why did this word sound so wrong.Is this what a three-year-old kid said?She looked down at the pudding on the spoon, she didn't even want to eat this, she looked really troubled.Since his son didn't want to eat it, and Ye Ci was not polite, he just stuffed the spoonful of pudding into his mouth, and immediately lifted his spirits. It's hard to tell that Fleeting Nian's craftsmanship is getting better and better!This mango pudding is better than the popular pastry shop on the corner.So, she scooped up another spoon very bluntly, and said while putting it into her mouth: "It seems that you are in a bad mood. If you don't mind, tell me..." Ye Ci put the spoon that had reached her mouth The black-hearted words were changed into warmth: "let me share with you."

Hmm, in fact, she just wanted to say, tell me what you are unhappy about to make me happy, such black-hearted words.

Yi Erbao turned his head and looked at his mother. She was smiling at the corner of her mouth, looking at him with joy. Even a three-year-old child can feel that expression, and this is not an attitude to share at all. , this is obviously an attitude of wanting to gossip and watch the fun!However, Yi Erbao is only three years old now, even if he realizes something, he obviously doesn't have the ability to deal with it. In his mind, his parents are still the greatest backers. Of course, although his mother often doesn't seem so reliable, However, this does not affect her status.

"But, mom, I think it would be more rewarding to discuss my topic with dad." Although Yi Erbao trusted his unreliable mom, he subconsciously felt that there was something wrong with him. Mom might as well solve it by herself, so he wrinkled his nose to show that he was very mature and manly.

"Oh." Ye Ci nodded, and took another spoonful of pudding to eat: "Then the problem that bothers you is women."

"Ah!!" Yi Erbao's eyes widened immediately, and then his bun-like face flushed red, and he stammered and shook his head, "You, you, how did you know!!"

"Ha, the thing that men and men can talk about the most is women." Ye Ci nonsense, she looked at the two things placed in front of Yi Erbao, as if one was given by Huang Jingjing from the neighbor's house, The other seems to be given by Yi Erbao's kindergarten classmate. The problem this kid is struggling with must have something to do with the two little girls.

"You you you you..." Yi Erbao propped his hands on the table, staring those round eyes even bigger!His eyes have completely inherited the fleeting, fox-like peach-blossom eyes, but they are still in the immature stage and are very round.After Yi Erbao talked to you for a long time, he let out another breath, "Mom, you are amazing, you know that."

"Okay, since I hit the spot, tell me what it is. After all, I'm also a woman, and I think I can give you a lot of advice." Ye Ci looked at his son's flushed little face, and almost laughed in his heart. Turned it over, it's really easy to deceive, just talking about it will deceive him out of the truth.

"In fact, I don't think my mother is very good at understanding such things..." Yi Erbao muttered, but seeing his mother's frown, he quickly stopped the conversation and said, "Actually, actually , I was thinking, who is better to be my girlfriend."

"Oh..." Ye Ci has long known about Yi Erbao's peach blossoms everywhere since he was a child, so she was not surprised when Yi Erbao told her entangled thoughts.From childhood to adulthood, as long as he appears, he will always attract the favor of many women, especially the little girls who are similar to him like to play with him. According to this analysis, Yi Erbao should not worry about it when he grows up. Can't find a wife.

A child has a more or less aggressive mentality. When he told his secret, he didn't get the fierce response he imagined. He felt that his self-esteem was hit inexplicably, so, in order to win back angrily, he got his mother's attention. , He immediately crackled out all his little secrets.

And Ye Ci kept looking at her with a smile, while eating Yi Erbao's favorite mango pudding, while listening to Yi Erbao's latest entanglement, she felt that life was really good.

"Mom, tell me what should I do! How should I choose!" After Yi Erbao finally stated the question clearly, he immediately asked Ye Ci for the answer impatiently. He stared at those round eyes as if A puppy waiting for a meaty bone is average.

Ye Ci reached out and touched Yi Erbao's soft hair, put the last mouthful of pudding into his mouth, let out a satisfied breath, and then answered him very clearly: "Choose Huang Jingjing."

"Why!" Yi Erbao exclaimed immediately.He thought a little angrily, what's so good about Huang Jingjing!She can't even speak clearly, she only calls herself "Aibo De De"!

"Then Shu Yiyi." Ye Ci looked easy to speak.

"Why is it Shu Yiyi again!" Yi Erbao called out louder than before, and he thought even more indignantly, what's so good about Shu Yiyi!She only grabs her own snacks, and never gives her own snacks, even a little bit!

"Do you want to listen to my advice?" Ye Ci raised his eyebrows suddenly, suppressing Yi Erbao.

"Okay, I'll listen to you." Yi Erbao looked at his mother who immediately turned into a big monster and decided to be honest and not suffer.

"Then choose Huang Jingjing." Ye Ci reached out and stroked Yi Erbao's hair again, and replied very firmly.

"But Huang Jingjing has a big tongue..." Yi Erbao felt wronged: "She, she still calls me Aibaode, I like to be called Yi You..."

"What's so fussy about a name!" Ye Ci rolled his eyes: "You have to remember that what you get is the most important thing. Huang Jingjing is so generous and gives you so many snacks. How wonderful! Shu Yiyi never Give you snacks, but also grab your snacks, what good is that!"

"But, but Shu Yiyi will call me Yi You." Yi Erbao defended himself aggrieved.

"I beg you, clarify the key points of the problem. You can get a lot of good things by choosing Huang Jingjing as your girlfriend, and you can get a lot of benefits. With Shu Yiyi as your girlfriend, not only will you not get any benefits, but you will have to pay back There are a lot of things." Ye Ci snorted, Yi Erbao actually struggled with such a good choice, I really don't know who it looks like.

Yi Erbao blushed, and he said, "Why is there no benefit? Her name is Yi You, and not calling me Yi Erbao. This is the greatest benefit!" Well, in the heart of a three-year-old child, in fact, a A great name is just as important as a bunch of tasty treats.

Ye Ci closed her mouth. She realized that this was an unsolvable problem. Anyway, her goal had been achieved, so she decided not to talk to this brat anymore.So, she let out a long breath, put down the spoon, stood up, and stroked Yi Erbao's hair: "Okay, Mom, I apologize. You have grown up, and you should make your own decision on such a difficult issue." Go." After that, she smiled slightly, turned around, walked through the living room, and walked upstairs.

I'm in a good mood, listening to Yi Erbao's gossip, eating Yi Erbao's snacks, and getting Yi Erbao's worship, I'm in a really good mood.It's better to go to sleep in such a good mood...

Just as Ye Ci was lying on the bed, Yi Erbao's shrill scream was heard from behind: "My pudding!!!!"

After a while, she heard the sound of rushing upstairs again, and then her door was slapped, and Ye Ci unceremoniously took a pillow and threw it at the door: "Yi Er Bao, what about your manners!"

The loud noise outside the door disappeared immediately, and then a timid voice came: "Dear mother, may I come in?"

"Come in." Ye Ci lay on his side on the bed, watching the door carefully opened, and then Yi Erbao poked out a round head, and said cautiously: "Mom, why is my pudding missing?"

"I ate." Ye Ci admitted unceremoniously.

Yi Erbao really wanted to lose his temper, but looking at the leisurely mother, he swallowed again and argued in a low voice: "But, that's the afternoon snack that Dad made for him."

Ye Ci snorted, expressing that she didn't care about it, but seeing Yi Erbao's little face that was about to cry, she rolled her eyes again and said, "Now is the time when Huang Jingjing's mother is preparing for afternoon snacks, you put Take the small gift on the table to give to her, I think she will be very happy to prepare another snack for you."

"Oh." Kid Yi Erbao blinked those big eyes, suddenly seemed to think of something, and asked: "Mom, if Huang Jingjing becomes my girlfriend, don't I even need to prepare small gifts?" , her mother will make snacks for me every day?"

Ye Ci narrowed her eyes, feeling that her son's idea was very advanced, but she still kindly reminded him: "If you can please Huang Jingjing's mother very well, you only need to prepare some small gifts once in a while, instead of every day She will also make you snacks when you are ready."

"Oh, thank you mom!" Yi Erbao seemed to be enlightened in an instant, as if he understood something, he rushed downstairs happily, but then he heard his mother's sneering voice: "Close the door." Then he ran back with a clatter and closed the door, and then rushed downstairs with a bang.

After Ye Ci closed his eyes for a while, the door opened again, Liu Nian walked in from the outside, he bent down and picked up the pillow on the ground, and walked straight to the bed.He lowered his head and printed a kiss on Ye Ci's cheek.Ye Ci's eyelashes trembled, like the wings of a butterfly, they opened at last, and met Fleeting Nian's smiling eyes, and said, "You're back so soon?"

"Well, it's not a big deal, just talk about the copyright of the battle video. The price they gave is right, and I'll be back when it's finalized." Fleeting Nian's eyebrows were curved, and he could see that he was in a good mood. When he said this, he remembered What's the matter, and asked, "Where's Yi Erbao?"

"Oh, he went to bribe his future old mother-in-law." Ye Ci squinted his eyes, looked at Fleeting Years with a smile, and didn't get up, looking lazy and itchy.

"Future old mother-in-law?" Liu Nian leaned down on Ye Ci's body, and put a wet kiss on her neck: "Doesn't he enjoy being chased by others? Why did he plan to find a wife so soon?" gone?"

Ye Ci couldn't help laughing at the kiss of Fleeting Nian, while hiding, she told Fleeting Nian what happened in the afternoon, and then said: "Well, I think he thinks quite far."

"Ye Ci, has anyone told you that your way of educating you is wrong." Liu Nian rested his head on his hands and lay beside Ye Ci, with a helpless smile on his face: "You will cause him harm like this." Wrong value."

Ye Ci just laughed, and after a long time said slowly: "Don't be afraid, he is Yi Erbao."

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Happy Mid-Autumn Festival everyone, how happy you are to eat more mooncakes~
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