The only human cub in the interstellar world exploded after being on the slow track

Director Xiong Ba had already expected the popularity of the show when he started recording the new show.

After all, this is a variety show that brings together all the big guys from the military and uncovers a major interstellar conspiracy on the spot.

And there is also the only pure-blooded human cub in the entire galaxy!
Not fire is simply unscientific.

But he never expected that the first hot search on Star Network after the show started airing would be...

Ani can't poop.

!!!

Is this polite? !
what! ! ! !

There were countless marmot screams in his heart, and Director Xiong Ba really felt that he had nothing to watch.

Such a cute little cub Miaomiao is sitting here, and so many cold and handsome bosses are sitting here.

He also deliberately put a lot of flowers and plants in the background of the live broadcast.

As a result, the first hot search term turned out to be Ani can’t poop?

The current audience focuses on rebellion, right? !

In contrast, the person involved did not feel ashamed at all. Instead, like the barrage audience, he believed that this was a top priority for the birth of a beast.

Just kidding, I can’t poop anymore, isn’t that a big deal? !

"Why are you laughing? It's a trivial science. It's a big deal if orcs don't poop."

"If it gets serious, it will spurt out of your mouth."

[Fuck, you are too disgusting, even if I knew about it, you wouldn't say that, it's too disgusting!I'm still drinking nutrient solution! 】

【What?Is it so disgusting?The nutrient solution upstairs was all wasted. Alas, fortunately, I was eating the latest natural ingredients promoted by Miaomiao ~ I won’t spill it ~]

[I'm really disgusted and jealous right now. You guys are enough. If you do this again, I will scream, be dark, twist and crawl! 】

……

Ani looked at the barrage with an impatient expression. His usual aura of blaming the sky, the earth, and the air had all disappeared. Now he was too bored to say a word.

Because his stomach is really bloated and painful now, but he can't pull it out...

Lei Si, who was laughing next to her, could hardly hold back her laughter.

"You deserve it. Who asked Miaomiao to make meat pies last night? You ate eleven of them at the dinner table by yourself. You couldn't help but go downstairs and ate sixteen more in the evening."

"I told you to secretly eat alone behind our backs in the middle of the night! You deserve it!"

When she thought about going downstairs in the morning and happily wanting to get some meatloaf for breakfast, but finding that there were none left, Leis felt angry in her heart!
Why are dead killer whales so edible? !
Arnie: ...

It’s true that I ate too much secretly, but!

We have to defend three points even though our main claim is unreasonable!

When it comes to talking heads, our killer whale clan has never lost before, right?

"I'll eat, I'll eat, I'll eat! What's the matter, you don't want me to eat your breakfast? You can bite me if you can, or you can open my stomach now and take out the food to eat~"

"Wei Weiwei can't eat it, Weiwei Wei is gone, Wei Wei Wei will piss you off to death!"

Lace:? ? ?
Why do you suddenly have this kind of intellectually depressing behavior?
But since you invited...

Reis unceremoniously bounced and launched a flying kick!
Ani quickly dodged, bent down to dodge, and then kicked up with a sweeping kick!
The two of you came and went, and started the next set of sparring.

The melon-eating people on the barrage are so excited!

[In the early morning, two big guys performed for us to entertain us. This show is too high-end! ! ! 】

[Hey, our Sister Leisi’s kick is really not for nothing. The tree is already rattling, but luckily it is thicker.Otherwise it would have been folded long ago! 】

[Our brother Ani is not given for nothing. Look at his body skills and jumping ability. He is indeed a double S-level major general. This fighting ability is really impressive! 】

[Hmph, don’t brag. With such a strong fighting ability, you can still ask our Sister Les to hold down the hammer? 】

[That’s leaving her alone, do you understand? 】

[Do you need to give in?If you can't beat him, you can say he has beaten him well. The hardest thing in his body is probably his mouth! 】

[Stop arguing upstairs, I'm not even a fan of Marshal Lin. What are you arguing about? Who can beat Marshal Lin in terms of combat power?With all due respect, everyone here is rubbish~]

……

When Lin Zechen saw this barrage, his eyes flashed slightly, and then he poked Miaomiao's soft belly in his arms and said.

"I'm a little short-sighted and can't see the barrage clearly. Please read to me the speech whose ID is Shuangmulin Interstellar Invincible." "Stop arguing upstairs, I am a Marshal fan..."

Xiao Miaomiao obediently read out the barrage, with a little happiness in her tone.

She knows so many words now!
but……

"Brother Lin, are you the best?"

"Yes, I am level 3S."

"Wow! You are so awesome, you are awesome!"

Some exaggerated yet extremely sincere praise came out of the cub's mouth, coaxing Lin Zechen to put a slight smile on his face.

Xing'er was elbowed in the ribs by Sol next to him, and he groaned in pain.

But he quickly realized the hint in his brother's eyes, so...

"Ouch!"

Xinger pretended to be in pain and asked, trying to cover his stomach, then looked up at Miaomiao eagerly, the little cub really couldn't resist brother Xinger's showing weakness, so he hurried over !

"What's wrong with you, brother Xing'er? Like your brother, you can't poop, so do you have a stomachache?"

Xinger: ...

"Ah, yes, yes, that's true. My stomach hurts, Miaomiao."

"Ah, does it hurt so much?"

Miaomiao felt heartbroken.

Brother Ani just said he had a stomachache, but he was still alive and well, but brother Xing'er is almost dead now!
"Just wait, I'll get you something to eat right now!"

After saying that, Xiao Miaomiao hurriedly ran towards the aircraft.

Ever since Lin Zechen got her a cub version of the aircraft, she could start it with a direct voice command.

Miaomiao has simply become a new interstellar aircraft master.

It's just that the little cub flying a flying machine does sound a bit scary, so when everyone saw her heading towards the flying machine, they quickly got up and chased after her!

In the end, it was still a step too late, and I only saw the aircraft exhaust...

When they hurriedly and slowly caught up to the hut in the forest, Miaomiao had just walked out of the kitchen, carrying a large bowl of sticky stuff that she didn't know what it was.

Xinger: ...

If I tell Miaomiao now that my stomach no longer hurts, is it still too late?

"Hurry up, each of you has a bowl, just drink it!"

"You come first, you come first. Your condition is more serious, I can still bear it."

Arnie's face was full of sarcasm.

You kid just dared to step on my sore spot and pretend to be green tea!

Xing'er looked at this bowl of sticky, yellowish-white stuff and felt a little nauseous.

I don’t know why, but he thought of some not-so-good things...

"This is a banana stewed in milk. It's the yellow fruit with white skin inside that we picked back last time."

"Milk stewed...banana?"

Xing Er swallowed dryly and spit...

Let him drink the milk of other orcs.

Why do fruits need to be stewed, and the color is so weird! ! !
But because of the particularly sincere eyes of the little cub, he still did it with a look of grief and anger on his face!
And Ani was laughing at others just now, and the next second he was being stared at by the little cub!

……

The two orcs, who endured huge psychological pressure and looked at everyone with ridicule and sympathy, had sex with two bowls of inexplicable things. They soon felt the love of the little cub for them! ! !
The sound of toilet flushing kept ringing.

And the two orcs who hurriedly ran into the toilet never came out?
Director Xiong Ba looked at the top-searched entry on Star Network.

——If Ani and Xing'er fall into the toilet at the same time, who will Miaomiao catch?
Numb, he is really numb.

Let’s destroy this show. Whoever likes it can record it! ! !
A bunch of conspicuous bags! Tmd! ! !