Mrs. Cultivation Notes

Chapter 115 What Are the Bandits on the Mountain Doing Here?

Chapter 115 What Are the Bandits on the Mountain Doing Here?
Bandit B nodded, "Master, the little hostage said that if we are willing to peel the melon seeds for her, he will give us two oceans a month! We think this job is pretty good!"

Bandit A followed Kuang and nodded, "Yes, yes, if you say we are willing to follow down the mountain, we will also include food and lodging!"

Wu Wanfan was furious when he realized that his corner had been poached.

He reached out and lifted Xiao Nuannuan up, "You little bastard, you still dare to tease my brother, believe it or not, I will throw you down the mountain!"

Xiao Nuannuan was wearing a hat with bear ears, and looked at him cutely with her head tilted, as if she had a look of disbelief.

Wu Wanfan was a little embarrassed, thinking to herself: In fact, she is just a little girl, so she can be so wicked.

Then he put her down on his own, and straightened her crumpled clothes, "Forget it, you know you were wrong, I will let you go just once!"

Bandit A and Bandit B watched, confused.

"Master, are you old and your eyes are not good? Miss Nuan Nuan's eyes are clearly not convinced!"

The steps that Wu Wanfan had built silently to maintain his self-esteem were torn down by two silly brothers, the kind that showed no mercy!
Turning around, he said angrily, "Come here, tie this little girl to a kite and throw her off the cliff!"

He didn't believe it anymore, he couldn't control such a brat!

Xiao Nuannuan looked at the tall kite, which was extremely huge, and looked around and touched it in a novel way.

"Wow, can this kite really take people to the sky?"

The donkey snorted, "Do you think that your Yan family has an airplane? We also have one. It was developed by our eldest lady a few years ago!
Speaking of our eldest lady, she came back from studying abroad!He looks so beautiful and kind-hearted! "

Xiao Nuannuan didn't believe it, "Are you sure Mrs. Yazhai looks good?"

She saw that the most beautiful child in this cottage was the child from Erma's family!

Xiao Nuannuan felt that these bandits had bad eyesight, and had never seen anything in the world!
The donkey patted the dust on the big kite, "It's beside the point! I'll tie you up and throw you down the mountain today! It's up to you whether you live or die!"

Xiao Nuannuan looked around, "Have you ever flown anyone before?"

Everyone shook their heads but nodded again, Wu Wanfan explained, "It's been flying, when my wife made it before, the donkey tried to fly!
Unsuccessful, it was modified later, and there was no time to test the flight! "

Xiao Nuannuan frowned, "How dangerous that is!"

The donkey snorted, "Why do you come here if it's not dangerous? Tie you up and push you down. Either you will ride the wind or you will be smashed to pieces!"

Xiao Nuannuan imagined for a moment, quickly shook her head, and stepped back.

Sitting down next to Wuwanfan with a smile on his face, "Wuwanfan, why don't you let others try it. You beat me to death, brother Qingchen must blow up your cottage? No more Good deal!"

Looking around, he pointed at the donkey, "Why don't you let the donkey try? He is rough-skinned, thick-skinned, and ugly, so he's sure to withstand falling."

Wu Wanfan looked at the little girl who was smiling brightly in the sun and thought for a while, then turned to look at the donkey.

The donkey was startled, "Master, I'm one of my own!"

Wu Wanfan looked at the others, and everyone backed away.

Someone said, "Why don't you, sir, let's vote and choose from the hostages and donkeys?"

Everyone seconded the proposal, and they couldn't be chosen anyway, so it's not a big deal to watch the excitement.

The donkey didn't know if his brain was burned by the cigarette butt, so he nodded and agreed to vote in a daze.

Looking at the small wooden sticks in the bowl, half of the bowl was piled up, but there was none in front of the little girl.

The donkey cried bitterly, "Are you still talking about brotherhood?" Dozens of brothers actually didn't vote for that little hostage.

All the bandits expressed their opinions one after another, as if they had their own thoughts.

"This little hostage belongs to the Yan family. If something happens to her, won't our ancestral graves be stolen by King Yan Yan?"

"That's right, that's right, haven't you seen the Yan family's cannon? That's not a reception on the grave, looking for a dead end!"

"I think Miss Nuannuan is very good. Thanks to the goat milk she generously gave, my son has rations!"

The donkey was furious, "Er Ma, your conscience was eaten by a dog, and a sheep bought you?"

He glared at Bandit A and Bandit B bitterly, "What's your reason?"

Bandit A, "If she has a problem, whoever gave us two oceans!"

The thinnest and most useless bandit in the crowd, Xiao Erzi, raised his hand, "Brother Donkey, I voted for you because she is too cute to bear!"

Hearing all kinds of reasons, the donkey's teeth were about to be crushed.

He has really fallen into the trap of thieves, there is nothing to say to death!
He stretched out his hand and pointed at all the bandits one by one, "I, remember you!"

He had no choice but to look at Wu Wanfan, "Master, I am a brother who has followed you through life and death!"

Speaking of the word brother, there is already a faint trill of sadness.

This master will not betray him too!

Wu Wanfan patted him on the shoulder, "Actually, I don't want to choose yours!"

The donkey was so grateful that he almost cried out that the donkey rose up.

"Master, don't say anything."

"However, this little hostage is so small, I am too embarrassed to do it!"

Donkey, "What?" The whole world collapsed!

I don't know who said it, "Anyway, I voted, and Brother Donkey, we are offended too. Let Brother Donkey go to heaven!"

Then all the bandits cheered and surrounded him, and together they forcibly tied him up.

The excitement was like a grand sacrificial festival, and the atmosphere was exaggerated to the extreme amidst the cheers and pig-killing screams.

The donkey was also sent to heaven!

The big kite glides down from a high place and really flies with the wind.
Xiao Nuannuan stood on the flat ground, seeing the big colorful kites getting smaller and smaller from a distance.

Everyone raised their hands and watched from a distance, and someone said, "Master, this donkey brother seems to have deviated from the track, and it is different from the scheduled landing point!"

Lin Sheng was transporting equipment halfway up the mountain, nibbling fried dough sticks in one hand and holding a bowl of soy milk in the other.

A mouthful of deep-fried dough sticks and a mouthful of soy milk is a joy.

Suddenly someone screamed, "Adjutant Lin, there seems to be some UFO in the air ahead? It's gaudy, and it doesn't look like an airplane!"

Lin Sheng stuffed the fritters into his mouth, took a look through the binoculars, and saw a gaudy and clumsy big bird flying towards them from afar.

"Pay attention to evacuation, pay attention to evacuation!" After a moment, a loud noise was heard, and then the surrounding birds took off in shock.

Lin Sheng directly smashed into the territory occupied by the Yan family!

Lin Sheng walked nearby with the soy milk, and the donkey had already been caught and forced to squat on the ground with its head in its arms.

He stretched out his foot and kicked him, "What are the bandits on the mountain doing here?"

The donkey saw the murderous look of a dandy on his body, and became a little weak.

He glanced weakly at the soy milk in his bowl. "Shall I send you a letter about grinding soybean milk?"

Lin Sheng smiled treacherously and cunningly.

"letter!"

When the Wuliangshan bandits saw the donkey again, they saw his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, his mother almost couldn't recognize him.

Xiao Nuannuan was taken aback, "Ghost!"

Everyone let out a groan and stepped back one after another.

Wu Wanfan looked at him earnestly while holding up his gun, and asked uncertainly, "Donkey?"

The donkey suddenly slipped down and knelt on the ground, hugging five bowls of rice's thighs and wailing loudly, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L K K K K L I! I fell into the site where the Yan family transported equipment!"

(End of this chapter)

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