Lucky First Daughter: After crossing, she will fly the whole family with her mouth

Chapter 22 Shit
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the man moved his hands, touched the blue brick floor, and then pushed his hands hard.

The head that was pressed against the ground lifted up.

next moment.

"boom!"

"a ha ha ha……"

"Oh, my God, whoops, whoops, you really laughed me to death."

"Ahahaha...Hu Da...you have today, hahaha...Emma, ​​you are so ridiculous."

……

In the originally quiet scene, as the man raised his head, bursts of earth-shattering laughter erupted.

Many people laughed so hard that their stomachs cramped, their tears and saliva splashed everywhere and they didn't bother to wipe them off.

Hearing laughter from all around, the man looked up regardless.

A warm and familiar stench was sliding down his throat from his open mouth.

"vomit……"

"Puff puff"

"bah bah bah"

The man tossed and vomited a lot of yellow bile, and finally spit out what was in his mouth.

It's just that although the thing was spit out, the stench still stubbornly filled his mouth.

This is not something that can be spit out by spitting.

Xiao Jinyue looked down at the man lying in front of him, with a suppressed smile in his eyes.

Suppressing her smile, clearing her throat, Xiao Jinyue slowly opened her mouth and said, "Since you know you were wrong, you just need to apologize sincerely, and there is no need to do such a big gift!"

After a pause, he continued, "However, for the sake of your sincerity, as long as you don't destroy people's innocence at will, I can let you go and not send you to the government."

Hu Da, who was lying on the ground, heard the playful female voice, and raised his head following the sound.

The sticky stuff on his face blocked his vision.

Instinctively raised his right hand to wipe.

One black and one white.

A big funny face with clear black and white is presented in front of everyone.

next moment.

All kinds of laughter resounded through the sky in the finally quiet street.

"Hahaha... oh my god, hahaha"

"Oh, my God, I didn't expect to die laughing on the street today..."

"Hahaha...cough cough cough"

Some people laughed out of breath.

Someone clutched his belly and laughed again until tears splashed.

A burst of laughter followed the wind and spread far away.

"Hey, there are so many people around there, what happened, why do they all feel like they are laughing like crazy?"

Prince Nan'an was attracted by the laughter blowing in the wind, and turned his head to look out of the window towards the street.

On the other side of the long street, a group of people gathered together densely, and they didn't know what they saw. No matter men, women, young or old, they all laughed so hard that they fell down.

In the crowd, a tall and slender girl in an apricot yellow shirt was very familiar.

Prince Nan'an put down the teacup in his hand, and patted his friend on the shoulder, "Chengting, Chengting, look, isn't that Miss Xiao? Why are there so many people around, and I don't know what happened? "

It was a little far away, Nan'an Shizi hated sitting and couldn't see clearly, so he simply got up and walked to the window, put his hands on the window sill, and looked towards the long street.

If there is excitement to watch, it is natural to share it with friends.

Prince Nan'an patted his friend behind him, "Cheng Ting, stop drinking, hurry up and take a look."

Lu Chengting glanced at the big hands on his shoulders, and fell silent, seeing that Prince Nan'an wanted to drag him up, so he had no choice but to put down the teacup in his hand and stand by the window.

Even though he was far away, he recognized the familiar figure in the crowd at a glance.

Hu Da ignored the laughter of the crowd, sat up from the ground, and stretched out his hand to have a look.

The sticky smell of hands rushed into his nostrils.

It's shit smeared off his face.

Fresh out of the oven and still warm with stinky shit.

Now he still doesn't understand what everyone is laughing at.

But he couldn't care less about being angry, the smell of dog shit still filled his mouth, and his stomach, which had finally calmed down, was churning again.

Enduring his nausea, he wiped his face with his sleeve randomly a few times.

Seeing the noodle stall next to him, he quickly got up from the ground, rushed towards the noodle stall, grabbed the unfinished tea from the guests on the table, poured it into his mouth regardless, rinsed his mouth, and sprayed it out again immediately.

But the smell of shit still lingered in his mouth.

Putting down the empty teacup in his hand, he grabbed the teapot on the table instead, pouring it into his mouth regardless of the scalding heat.

It wasn't until the whole pot of tea was used up that the disgusting smell of dog shit was slightly suppressed.

But the dog poop left on his face was sticky and disgusting.

Hu Da turned around and walked towards another table, grabbed another pot of tea and poured it on his face, and began to wash his face.

The owner of the noodle stall is a simple and honest old man, seeing Hu Da wash his face and mouth with two big pots of tea, he dared not speak out.

Hu Da has been hanging out on the streets all year round, and these vendors dare not mess with him.Although he was dissatisfied, no one dared to provoke him, otherwise he would not even be able to keep the small stall that supported his family.

Xiao Jinyue glanced at the messed-up gangster, turned around with fennel and walked towards the sugar stall.

Even though he was annoyed at his sloppy nonsense in public, he also knew that he was just bought, and he was not the real owner.

I hope he can learn from this loss and stop doing such immoral things casually.

What she thought was good, but it was a pity that Hu Da didn't buy it.

He made such a big shame in public, he lost all face, if he doesn't make up for it, how can he hang around on the street in the future?

"Xiao Jinyue, stinky bitch, you dare to abandon the young master..."

Xiao Jinyue turned her head, looking coldly at the gangster who was rushing towards her angrily.

"Cheng Ting, Miss Xiao is in trouble, let's go over and have a look, don't let her suffer as a little girl."

Prince Nan'an saw a man running towards Xiao Jinyue angrily in the teahouse, and he knew at a glance that this man was looking for trouble for her.

Ignoring the excitement, Prince Nan'an stretched out his hand to grab his friend, and rushed downstairs.

His younger sister, Princess Minghua, was very grateful to Miss Xiao. If he knew that Miss Xiao was in trouble, but he stood by, he would definitely sue him to his concubine mother.

Prince Zhen Guo looked away, took out a bank note and put it on the tea table, turned around and walked behind Prince Nan'an.

Xiao Jinyue stretched out her hand and pulled Fennel who was standing in front of her aside.

He quickly took out the silver needle from his sleeve pocket, and stabbed it in the arm of the rushing bastard.

"Ow..."

A burst of screams suddenly resounded through the streets and alleys.

But Xiao Jinyue turned a deaf ear to it.

Turning sideways to avoid the man's rushing body, but pretending to be staggered by him, the silver needle in his hand quickly pricked his body several times.

After tying it, Xiao Jinyue quietly stretched out her foot and stirred it.

Haw!

The gangster Hu Da once again had a close contact with the earth.

The crowd of onlookers clearly felt that the tremor of the earth this time was more obvious than the previous fall.

hiss!
It hurts just to hear this movement.

People can't feel any sympathy for the gangster who has been wandering the streets all year round, and no one wants to reach out to help him at this time.Seeing him unlucky, everyone felt a hidden joy in their hearts, and at the same time had a faint expectation.

They opened their eyes wide and glanced back and forth on the ground, wanting to see if there were any unexpected surprises on the blue brick floor.

　Hu Da: I'm in such a miserable situation, don't you all give me some rewards?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)