My landlord is a big star

Chapter 93. 92. Deer Eating Venison

Girls are more delicate than boys. It is not difficult to see from the matter of packing that Lin Yuner is very organized.

Before the trip, she had done a lot of strategy, like the scenery of Australia or the food features. She squatted in front of the half-open suitcase, took out the clothes she needed to wear tomorrow, got up and looked at Xu Lin.

"It's time for you to pack your clothes, Xu Lin! Hurry up, we're going to have dinner after packing up, and we have to go out to play tomorrow."

"Ah." Xu Lin who was lying on the bed nodded, but his body didn't want to move at all: "Aren't you tired, Yun'er?"

"...I'm not tired, get up quickly." Lin Yuner's mind is full of Australian food at the moment, so she is not tired.

But Xu Lin doesn't think so. According to his logic, the main purpose of traveling is naturally to relax. He is originally an otaku style, he doesn't like to go out, and he doesn't want to leave instinctively.

Therefore, he lazily turned over on the bed, and buried his face in front of the pillow like a salted fish without dreams.

"I've been flying all day today. Let's not go out. How about ordering a meal at the hotel and going out tomorrow morning?"

"... Then you have to get up and pack your things?"

"Let me rest a little longer."

Hearing this, Lin Yun'er shook her head, not bothering to pay attention to him, took her clothes to the bed and put them away, turned around and entered the bathroom, after a while, there was the sound of rushing water.

To be honest, flying is really tiring, even if she is not used to long-distance flying as an artist, it must be tiring.

About 10 minutes later, Xu Lin got up with a groaning stomach. After calling and ordering the meal, he walked to the bathroom, raised his hand and knocked on the door: "Yun'er, I've ordered the meal, hurry up."

"You can eat first when the meal is here, I'm taking a bath." Lin Yuner replied.

She takes a bath to relax her body so that she can have a good night's sleep and be full of energy when she goes shopping tomorrow.

Xu Lin grinned at the door and said with a smile: "Ahem! Do you need a back rub service? I have learned some professional techniques before."

"roll!"

"okay!"

There was nothing to take advantage of, Xu Lin smiled brightly, turned and left the bathroom door, went to the balcony and stretched his body, leaning on the guardrail with his elbows, looking down at the night view of Australia.

The scenery of the city was the same, but what was interesting was that when he looked straight into the distance, he could vaguely see the mountains.

After a while, the dinner was delivered, and Xu Lin thanked him and put the food on the table. The special dinner in the evening was beef and mutton, thick soup, steak, mushroom set and two ice creams.

The appearance of the dishes was quite fancy, and when he was about to eat, there was a scream from the bathroom.

"what!!!"

Startled, Xu Lin ran to the door of the bathroom quickly, stretched out his hand and twisted the doorknob:
"Yuner, what's wrong with you? Why can't the door be opened!!"

"...I, I'm fine." Lin Yun'er's slightly shy voice came: "Xu Lin, can you help me get something? That silver suitcase, there are things under the clothes."

"Ah? Are you sure you're okay?" Xu Lin asked, he was a little worried, for fear that something might happen to her.

"I'm fine, you can help me take it."

"Oh, good."

Although she didn't know why she said that, Xu Lin walked to the bed and opened the suitcase with a dazed expression.

There were two packs of paper towels hidden under the clothes. When he saw it, he suddenly realized, pursed his lips, reached out to pick up a pack, got up and walked to the bathroom door again, a little embarrassed and said:

"...Well, cough! I brought it here, you can open the door a little bit, don't worry, I will never peek."

As soon as the words were finished, there was a click, and the bathroom door opened slightly, and then, a white and tender lotus root arm protruded from the crack in the door.

"Thank you, give it to me."

"Hey." Xu Lin handed it to her.

The bathroom door closed again, and after about a few minutes, Lin Yun'er came out wearing a white bathrobe with a solemn expression.

Seeing Xu Lin standing at the door of the bathroom, her pale face flushed slightly, and she said shyly:

"Why are you standing here?"

"I'll wait for you to come out." Xu Lin took her hand, strode to the dining table and said, "It's okay, um... let's eat first."

Lin Yuner nodded, opened the chair and sat down, her eyes lit up when she saw the two servings of ice cream, and she looked sideways at Xu Lin beside her.

"I want ice cream."

"...Eat after dinner." Xu Lin responded casually, and silently served her food, filling her stomach with meat.

Koreans don't have the concept of dysmenorrhea. When the girls come, the aunt also takes painkillers to relieve the pain. The ice is not wrong, comparable to the Predator, but Xu Lin does not allow Lin Yuner to take medicine to relieve the pain.

As the saying goes, medicine is three-point poisonous, not to mention that it is a painkiller, and that kind of medicine has a lot of harm to the body.

The meal was similar to that of a normal couple. The two of them were feeding each other very sweetly. Then, Xu Lin tricked Lin Yuner into eating some kangaroo meat, which made her beat and kick this guy.

Of course, Lin Yuner only took two sips of the ice cream, and Xu Lin ate the rest.

When sleeping at night, the pillow was placed between the two of them, but it was useless. The sleeping person would do many unconscious things, and the two figures quickly hugged each other.

Time passed quickly in the blink of an eye. At around six o'clock in the morning, the sun rose on time and the sky was cloudless.

After getting enough sleep, the two woke up and took a shower. After seven o'clock, Xu Lin was lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, and Lin Yuner was sitting aside wearing jeans and black short sleeves, putting on makeup and applying red lip gloss to his lips.

Dressing up is a bit of a waste of time. After picking and choosing, she chose a pair of big sunglasses to wear on her face.

There are many Asians in Australia, and it would be very troublesome to be recognized by others, so Xu Lin also put on his peaked cap, and the two held hands, took the elevator downstairs and walked into the streets of Sydney.

"How is it?" Lin Yun'er held her hair and looked forward, the corners of her lips raised: "Am I pretty today?"

On her first date, she really wanted to hear Xu Lin's compliments, so much so that she used matte makeup on purpose today, which is different from the usual light makeup, which belongs to high-end cosmetics.

Girls, this is the case for people they like, and all kinds of details can capture her good mood today.

Xu Lin on the side blinked, took a serious look and said, "Well...is there a time when you aren't pretty?"

"...Hmph, glib."

From her debut until now, Lin Yuner has been praised by countless people for her looks, but only when Xu Lin praised herself, she felt her heart throbbing and couldn't help but smile.

Fortunately, she was able to manage her expressions well and did not reveal the joy in her heart, otherwise this guy would be complacent.

Today's weather is very suitable for shopping, the sun is not too dry, and the breeze is just right. Xu Lin and Lin Yun'er are holding hands and strolling around the streets. When they see a store, they go in and have a look. Whether to buy or not is another matter.

Unknowingly, the two have switched to a chocolate shop, a clay shop, a watch shop and a bakery shop.

Of course, she bought some gifts. As a filial daughter, Lin Yuner first bought a watch for her father, and bought special bread and chocolates for the members of the group, and the same for her sister.

As for Xu Lin...he didn't buy anything, he was purely a tool-carrying person, and when he returned to the street again, Lin Yuner asked:
"Don't you buy gifts for your friends? It's hard to come abroad once, how about I give you something?"

"Uh, no need." Xu Lin held Lin Yun'er's white and tender hand with his free hand and said, "Jiang Min doesn't like to eat, so he doesn't have to if he buys it, leave me alone, what else do you want to buy? "

"It's not right for you to think so." Lin Yun'er raised her finger secretly, and scratched Xu Lin's palm a few times: "Friends need to be in touch. If you don't keep in touch, can your friendship be maintained?"

"Sigh... If I give him a gift suddenly, this kid will definitely think that I have done something wrong to him."

"...What a strange friendship!"

Lin Yun'er didn't understand, so she simply ignored him and shook her rough and thick hand back and forth.

Suddenly, a breeze came, blowing her long hair, a few strands of hair brushed by her ear, Xu Lin looked sideways, and saw her raise her hand to pull her hair behind her ear, her heart started beating uncontrollably bounce.

"It's windy today." Lin Yuner turned her head to look at Xu Lin, and touched his arm with her shoulder: "What are you looking at, where are we going next? Let's go buy two clothes, okay?"

After realizing it, Xu Lin's old face turned hot, he glanced at the street, shook his head and said, "It's almost noon, let's go eat."

"Well, how about going shopping after dinner?"

"Aren't you tired? We're not only staying for one day, take your time." Xu Lin was a little tired and didn't want to continue shopping.

To be honest, he didn't like to stroll outside when he was a child. Every time his mother and sister asked him to go out to play, he would find various excuses to refuse, but it didn't work.

As a result, Xiao Xulin was as tired as a dog every time, and the girls seemed to have inexhaustible energy when they went shopping.

Lin Yuner looked at his face, nodded after thinking for a moment: "Then go back after dinner, where shall we eat?"

"...just follow me."

"you sure?"

"Of course!"

Full of confidence, Xu Lin raised his eyebrows, pulled Lin Yuner around, and then the two entered a restaurant. After he and the waiter ordered, the waiter turned and left with a surprised expression.

Lin Yuner, who took all this into her eyes, tilted her head in doubt, looked at Xu Lin who was sitting opposite her and said:

"Why does he look like that?"

"Huh? What expression?" Xu Lin pretended not to understand.

"It's a very strange expression." Lin Yuner imitated the expression of the waiter just now: "That's it."

"You read it wrong, don't think so much." Xu Lin tried to change the subject: "Maybe Australians have a different style from ours. I ordered beef stew and mushroom soup, which are delicious."

"...Yesterday's thick soup? Oh Mo, the mushrooms here are really delicious, and the beef is also very tender."

"That's natural." Xu Lin smiled.

Australia is suitable for raising livestock. It has a lot of land and a wide range of climates. There are all kinds of delicacies. Sydney is more famous for seafood, but it is a bit far away from the fish market. Just now Xu Lin not only ordered beef, he also ordered Had venison.

Hmm... You've come here, why don't you try the meat that you can't usually eat, it's definitely not that Xu Lin wants to see Lin Yun'er eat venison - the deer eats venison, it's actually quite interesting when you think about it.

While the two were chatting, the waiter brought the dishes to the table, and after the other party left, Xu Lin grinned and said:
"Try this barbecue, it's very special."

"You are so strange, Xu Lin..." Lin Yun'er picked up the fork and looked at him suspiciously: "The waiter just now was also very strange."

Seeing her disbelief, Xu Lin immediately explained: "You think too much, we are abroad. In terms of three meals a day, the breakfast and lunch of Australians are relatively simple, and the dinner is rich. This is related to their fast-paced work. , We had such a good lunch, it's normal for the waiter to look strange."

"...So that's how it is." Lin Yun'er grunted, letting go of her guard. She forked a piece of meat and put it in her mouth to chew, with a puzzled expression, as if it didn't taste like beef.

This kind of taste is a bit woody, without the tenderness of beef, the meat is a bit rough, and it has a strong fishy smell.

"Is this beef? Why is it different from what I ate yesterday? I can't chew it, Xu Lin, it's not good."

"...Ah? Really? I'll try it." Xu Lin pretended not to know anything, forked a piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth.

Sure enough, it is similar to what Lin Yuner said, in fact, most of the venison tastes bad, and it may also be the reason why the fishy meat is not removed abroad, and the taste is not as delicious as imagined.

Xu Lin swallowed the meat forcefully, frowned tightly, waved for the waiter to come over, and said:
"Please help us remove this meat."

"Okay sir, venison is not suitable for this season." The waiter dragged the plate up in a gentlemanly manner.

Lin Yuner on the side was dumbfounded, she blinked blankly, and asked in disbelief: "Excuse me, what kind of meat is this? I didn't hear clearly just now."

"This beautiful lady, this is venison." The waiter smiled and turned to leave.

Lin Yun'er, who heard clearly, widened her eyes, angrily looked at the guilty boyfriend opposite, and asked:
"you do this delibrately!"

"Uh, I didn't..." Xu Lin turned his face guiltily: "It's not clearly written on the menu, my English is not good."

"..." Lin Yuner tried to scold people with her eyes.

"Well, I'm sorry, I did it on purpose. We've all come here. Wouldn't it be a waste not to eat some special food?"

"So you tricked me into eating venison?"

"Fawn eats venison... well, it's not good."

Excuses can't be justified after all, Xu Lin looked at the other party's eyes and couldn't say a word.

If both of them were happy now, Lin Yuner wouldn't care about this kind of thing, on the contrary she would be very curious, but it just so happened that she had her menstrual period yesterday and her mood fluctuated greatly.

In other words, she is very unhappy now, and even feels aggrieved, how can she eat the same kind?
An absurd thought burst into her mind, and she suddenly wanted to beat this guy up. In order to impress Xu Lin, Lin Yuner tried to scare him: "Did you know that if you eat your own kind, you will turn into zombies!"

"Zombies? Thinking too much." Xu Lin sneered: "Can you still fall into a zombie crisis by eating meat?"

"What if! If I become a zombie, I will bite you first!"

"Uh! It doesn't exist." Xu Lin waved his hand.

It is true that cannibalism of the same kind will affect the nerves, but Lin Yuner is human, how could she become a zombie.

Hearing this, Lin Yun'er was upset and ate sullenly.

It is normal for people to have rapid mood changes during their menstrual period, especially for people with rich imaginations. After returning to the hotel after dinner, Lin Yuner lay down on the bed feeling inexplicably wronged. She thought she would not get angry easily.

Even in the performance stage of the film award ceremony in the past few years, she was not so wronged when the actors in the audience looked at her coldly. Anyone who knows her knows that she is a very cheerful girl.

But this guy...tricked me into eating meat—and returned to the hotel as if nothing happened...

She is wronged!Very wronged!

Wanting to scold but not wanting to scold, all kinds of emotions were mixed together, Lin Yuner nestled on the bed and moaned.

The sound of sobbing caught Xu Lin's attention. He put down his phone, walked to the bed and found that the girl was sobbing softly, and a strong sense of guilt suddenly surged in his heart.

"Uh... What's wrong with you, Yun'er? Does your stomach hurt? Let me rub it for you."

"No! I am wronged!"

Lin Yun'er buried her small face in the pillow, sobbing: "Xu Lin, you are a liar, why did you lie to me to eat strange meat, I trust you so much, you are really too much! The most important thing is! The meat is not delicious I can’t bite!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...”

"..." Xu Lin stood beside the bed, not knowing whether to laugh at her or appease her emotions.

I don't think it's hypocritical. It's normal to have a menstrual period like this. Some pregnant women still want the moon when they are pregnant. Xu Lin patted her on the back instinctively and said:
"Okay, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, don't cry, let me apologize to you, okay?"

"...Okay! Then you apologize to me." Lin Yuner turned around, opened her tearful eyes and said:
"If you apologize to me, I won't cry."

"..." The corner of Xu Lin's mouth twitched, and he sighed, "I'm sorry! I shouldn't have tricked you into eating that kind of meat. I was wrong."

"Then can I be the first to bite you if I become a zombie?" Lin Yuner suddenly blinked and asked such a question.

She didn't care whether the meat was good or not. Just now she was thinking, if she turned into a zombie and suddenly bit Xu Lin, would this person be unhappy? What if he got angry?
Childish is a little childish, but she just wants to know Xu Lin's thoughts. Girls especially like the feeling of being coaxed.

"Bite! Bite whatever you want, and I will change with you."

Very good, Xu Lin's answer made Lin Yuner very satisfied, she got up suddenly, threw Xu Lin onto the bed with a pounce, bit him on the neck, and then licked him distressedly.

"Does it hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt, and you didn't bite too hard." Xu Lin crossed his arms behind his head, closed his eyes and said:
"You are not a zombie, and even if you are a real zombie, I am not afraid, hehe."

"Why not afraid?" Lin Yun'er raised her head and asked.

"Well, in theory, I wouldn't be afraid..." Xu Lin opened his eyes and kissed her face, grinning and said, "People only reveal their humanity in times of crisis. I like you, so I'm not afraid of you even if you're a zombie. It's called love, there must be selfless love in the world."

"Are you saying that your humanity is very good? Then why do you still lie to me, and you like me just to lie to me?"

"...cough! I just want to play with you. After all, it's useless to talk about love. Love is made."

Hearing this, Lin Yun'er fell into deep thought. After a while, she raised her head and rubbed, bit and licked Xu Lin's neck.

As he said, if you like this person, then express it, he said it himself...

like!It was made!
　Please take a day off tomorrow, old Calvin, tidy up tomorrow, how will you be when you come back?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)