Becoming an Immortal from the Northern Song Dynasty

Chapter 80 The Protagonist
Poor Yang Huaiyu was born as a general, but he has never learned any cooking skills.

In the dead of night, when everything was silent, he had to squat in the mountains to catch hares.

After finally catching one, he realized that he forgot to bring the scythe and couldn't light the fire.

Put down the hare and go back to the kitchen to borrow fire, then came back to set up wooden sticks, and cooked the hare to satisfy hunger.

An hour later, as expected, he developed diarrhea.

Zhiyun was afraid that this senior would not understand the cause and effect, so he shouted loudly from a few hundred meters away: "Senior brother, I let someone lay down the croton. If you have diarrhea for a while, you will naturally lose weight!"

"Zhiyun dog thief, fuck you!!"

Yang Huaiyu's stomach ached like a twist, and big tears flowed down her face.

He never imagined that these grandsons were serious!

And so harsh!
He hadn't eaten or slept seriously for three full days.

Now even the rooster crows he has to worry for a while, almost suffering from 'Taoist phobia'.

Whenever he saw a stick-shaped object on the road, he couldn't help but tremble all over.

This is not the most terrifying thing, what makes him collapse the most is the pain of being forcibly deprived of sleep.

The current him can be said to sleep on the bed, and he has never felt that being able to sleep well is a kind of happiness in this life.

But those goddamned intellectuals took turns to pour water on him at night, day and night.

In this way, in just five days, Yang Huaiyu lost weight quickly.

His cheeks went from puffy to sunken.

The dark circles under the eyes became more and more serious, and even the energy of the whole person dissipated, like dust in the wind, which would sway around when the wind blows.

On this day, he leaned against the wall to doze off again and was woken up by someone knocking on him. Finally, he couldn't hold back his anger and frantically chased after the Taoist who woke him up.

A group of people ran for their lives in front of them, and Yang Huaiyu, who was in a state of rage, ran after him.

Both sides were chasing after each other, but someone said: "Enough."

Hearing this familiar voice, both sides quickly calmed down, and bowed their heads in front of the man: "I have met the head teacher (Master)."

Zhang Yuqing nodded: "Well, Huaiyu, you've lost a lot of weight recently."

Hearing this, Yang Huaiyu felt sad, tears flowed down inexplicably, and wailed: "Master...!"

"They... they don't allow me to sleep, they don't allow me to eat, they give me gnats in my meals, and my disciples will be tossed to death!!"

Seeing Zhang Yuqing, he couldn't hide the grievance in his heart anymore, so he burst into tears.

Seeing this, Zhang Yuqing also lightly comforted him, and spent a wave of spiritual energy for him, protecting his mind that was on the verge of collapse.

Yang Huaiyu vented out, and the spirit that had been tense for a long time finally eased down, and felt warm all over her body as if soaking in a hot spring, and fell asleep crying.

Zhang Yuqing supported his body with magic power, put Xiangyun on the shelf and put it away.

"You did a good job this time." He encouraged the Taoists, and then put Yang Huaiyu on Lu Liang's bed for him to have a good night's rest.

Although Yang Huaiyu's body condition is not up to standard now, but this state is extremely suitable for the character image.

The body can be done with special effects, but he didn't expect to really torture Yang Huaiyu into that miserable appearance.

But since the role Yang Huaiyu will play is the protagonist, the requirements for his acting skills are actually the highest.

Therefore, he must not be allowed to maintain this aura of a born aristocratic child to participate in the official filming. He has to sharpen it a bit and cut off his innate superiority mentality.

It made him look more like a poor man who didn't have enough to eat and didn't wear warm clothes.

When reborn in the future, the extreme sense of contrast can shock the common people.

……

On the second day, after a long-lost sleep, Yang Huaiyu almost woke up with a moan.

Then, he saw an old face full of wrinkles appear in front of him.

Yang Huaiyu was startled, jumped up hastily, and looked again.

It turned out to be Taoist Lu Liang who was meditating.

"Meet the director of chores."

Yang Huaiyu saluted, then looked around: "Yesterday, the disciple rested in the director's room?"

"Well, Daozi saw you fell asleep, so he put you in the old Taoist room, and told people not to disturb you, so that you can take care of yourself."

Yang Huaiyu was inexplicably grateful, and said in tears: "Master's great kindness and virtue, Huaiyu will not dare to forget!"

Lu Liang glanced at him and said, "Okay, let's go with the old man, we're going to start filming your scene today!"

The two left the house, and sure enough, they saw that the extras from that day were summoned again.

This scene will officially film the scene where Steven wants to get in the way of the Taoist team against the enemy demons.

As a result, a large number of heroic-looking extras, including Yang Huaiyu, were organized and brought to a remote and uninhabited hall.

Others are responsible for acting as priests and measuring body data for everyone.

Lu Liang continued to be responsible for the specific execution. The booklet in his hand contained a detailed schematic diagram of each sub-shot.

He first asked everyone to take off their upper body clothes, revealing their healthy ketone bodies.

Everyone was red-faced, but since the people present were all men, they didn't hold back for too long, and they all unbuttoned their shirts, exposed their chests and belly, chatting and laughing happily.

Yang Huaiyu was instructed that he must squat down all the time, creating a short and thin appearance.

Then, under the exclamation of everyone, Zhang Yuqing used illusion to turn him into a sick and skinny child.

The first few times the filming started, from time to time some people interrupted the filming due to distraction, looking around, and forgetting the lines.

Zhang Yuqing had to expend mana to erase the images recorded in the photo stone time and time again.

Fortunately, as the number of repetitions increased, the boring shots became a little boring, and they became more immersive.

Lu Liang also gradually learned the method of scheduling. He adopted a clumsy method, constantly asking people outside the scene to use body language to instruct the actors what to do next.

As a result, the plot was able to stumble forward.

Shi Difu, played by Yang Huaiyu, forged a household record, and the Taoist priest in charge of the recruitment saw through it at a glance, exposed his lies, and did not allow him to participate in the war against demons head-on.

Then everyone was allowed to put on their clothes, and returned to the manor that day to continue filming.

Yang Huaiyu was walking down the street in a state of desperation, and occasionally someone robbed an old woman's package. It turned out that it was because of the entry of the red sheep demon into the world, and everyone felt that the end was approaching, and the people had no way out, so they made trouble.

He acted out of righteousness, but was beaten until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he almost died.

Although he failed to get back the package for the old woman, his kindness touched the old woman, and she took him to the Temple of Longevity and met the immortal.

Shi Difu, played by Yang Huaiyu, sees the priests of the Longevity Sect are busy in full swing. They have created all kinds of novel equipment, such as various advanced hydraulic machinery.

A Taoist priest explained to him that these hydraulic machines can replace heavy labor, farming, weaving, and building for people.

After all, in order to fight against monsters, in addition to requiring people to fight on the battlefield, logistics is also very important.

Some of these hydraulic machines were constructed by Zhang Yuqing using illusions, and some of them were real people who brought a half-finished hydraulic spinning machine to the site to personally demonstrate how this machine is cyclically and automatically weaving under the action of water flow. of.

(End of this chapter)