my pets from history

Chapter 98 Here comes an exciting King of Glory!

This is a real high-tech weapon!

Jiang Xun's hand holding the toy water gun even trembled slightly.

Who am I, where am I, and what do I do?
Right now, Jiang Xun only had these few thoughts in his mind.

What is an anti-gravity gun?Well, Jiang Xun has never seen it, and he doesn't know, but the three words 'anti-gravity' sound very impressive.

This minion finally did a great job!

Although at present, the anti-gravity gun is just a toy-like thing in the water spray gun shell, but Jiang Xun still feels that the Nobel Prize is getting closer and closer to him.

He suppressed his excitement, pretended to be nonchalant, and asked the three little yellow men, "What's the use of this gun?"

The minions began to demonstrate to Jiang Xun. One minion put his fingers in the shape of a pistol, and after making a 'biubiubiu' sound, the other minion immediately let out an 'ah', sticking out his tongue and pretending to be dead. The third minion is also holding the shot minion underneath, simulating the feeling of floating in the air.

Jiang Xun:?
I don't understand, it's a bit abstract.

As the saying goes, practice is the only criterion for testing truth.

Jiang Xun decided to do it himself to see if it made sense.

Holding the small water gun tightly, Jiang Xun looked around and suddenly found a trash can on the basement floor.

So, Jiang Xun closed one eye, at a distance of about two or three meters, after aiming precisely, with a bang of 'biu', a transparent light was emitted.

With the hit of the light, the trash can instantly got rid of Newton's shackles and began to fly freely in the air.

"Wow even!"

Seeing the scene where Newton couldn't help jumping out of the coffin, Jiang Xun felt an inexplicable excitement.

Who said minions can invent some garbage?

I don't accept it, it can obviously invent a lot of good things!

Jiang Xun was very satisfied, and even started to play a little bit. Holding this small anti-gravity water gun, he pointed it at a cup not far away, and there was a "biu"...no response.

"what?"

Jiang Xun was a little strange, and looked at the muzzle of the gun: "What's the situation, the anti-gravity gun will jam?"

"Branana!"

The little yellow man on the side began to gesture and want to say something, but the tall Kevin was undoubtedly the one with the highest IQ among the three. He immediately took out a drawing board and wrote a paragraph in pinyin that Jiang Xun needed to read for a long time. to read clearly.

roughly means...

This anti-gravity gun is a one-time prop, and it cannot be used after one shot.

Well, disposable props are not bad.

It is much better than the sustainable props such as "scan code payment phone booth" and "automatic dressing machine".

Thinking of this, Jiang Xun immediately patted the little yellow man's head, very satisfied: "I will allocate 500 yuan to you, work hard, and strive for mass production."

The three minions did not expect to be boasted by Jiang Xun, and immediately saluted Jiang Xun happily.

They are the French Royal Guards!

Sworn to defend the Emperor!

amount……

As for Jiang Xun, he has automatically been crowned as His Majesty the Emperor of the Third French Empire.

Although he, the French emperor, is not recognized by any French people, his jurisprudence is directly inherited from Napoleon, and its gold content is extremely high.

Seeing that the minions started to get busy, Jiang Xun nodded in satisfaction.

After nodding his head, Jiang Xun remembered what he came down for, so he put five mobile phones on the table, and then said, "Old rules, it's about the touch screen."

The minions gave Jiang Xun an OK gesture.

Jiang Xun nodded, looked at the trash can floating freely in the air, paused, and then asked, "When will this trash can come down?"

The minions waved their hands in unison, expressing that they didn't know either.

Jiang Xun: ...

Fine.

Not much to say, Jiang Xun sat down on the sofa on the basement floor, picked up a bottle of cider, and watched when the trash can would fall while swiping his phone.

It's good to be quiet here for a while.

Turning on the phone, Jiang Xun's main concern at the moment is naturally the video he released earlier about the fire-breathing kitten.

This video is very important, it can be said that it is the key video for Jiang Xun's 'Cat Cat Dog Acrobatic Troupe' account to become popular.

but……

Even Chen Quan, a guy who has never paid attention to himself, can view this video. It seems that this video of his should be popular, right?

Jiang Xun was in a very good mood, and even hummed a little song, and the champagne was opened at halftime.

Open the background, among the data of the three videos, the data of the original video is the most prominent.

The number of views has reached a terrifying 700 million, and there are more than 4000 million views on the short video platform!

It can be said that it exploded overnight!
But my own clips of ghosts and animals and stuck clips are no good, not as good as one-tenth of the original version.

But there are a lot of comments.

Looking at the tens of thousands of comments, Jiang Xunxin said, "It should be that netizens praised me for being very talented", so he opened it with confidence, only to find that most of the comments that caught his eye were...

"What did you cut? It's better not to cut it!"

"At this level, it is better to enter the factory to raise pigs."

"Leave the kitty, can this blogger go away!"

"..."

Looking at the dazzling array of comments, Jiang Xun was speechless and unconvinced.

You mortals don't know shit.

Lao Tzu's editing skills are extraordinary, and he spent 299 yuan on the Internet to enroll in a special class at Dayang!

Belonging to a professional background!
You hanging hairs don't know how to appreciate!
Anyway, it is definitely not Jiang Xun's problem to say a thousand words and ten thousand.

Jiang Xun thought so in his heart, this is a great art, just like Van Gogh.

When he was alive, no one cared about his works. When he committed suicide due to poverty and depression, his works exploded.

Ok.

The current audience has no insight, but one day in the future, the public will definitely understand this kind of art that transcends the times!

Jiang Xun firmly believes in this, saying that he is an artist beyond the times.

Just when Jiang Xun was about to cut a trumpet to give himself good reviews, he heard a 'bang' sound, and the trash can floating in the sky suddenly fell to the ground, and the trash was scattered everywhere.

Seeing this, Jiang Xun glanced at the time.

"The duration is only about 10 minutes?"

Jiang Xun calculated the time for a while and nodded silently.

He doesn't remember the exact time, but anyway, it should not exceed 15 minutes at most, and most likely around 10 minutes.

What will happen if this anti-gravity gun is applied to the human body?
Will people feel like walking in space, or will they die on the spot with a scream?
Jiang Xun didn't know very well, so he decided to experiment with some vicious criminal next time he encountered him.

The premise is that it is really evil, not petty theft.

After all, he is a brave and enthusiastic citizen, not a sin city expert who kills everyone he sees.

This voice interrupted Jiang Xun's previous progress. He continued to look, and then his eyes widened.

Grandma, buddy, with such a high playback volume, such a great video, only 800 yuan in income?
How do you let ordinary up masters live? !

Uncle, where are you?Come back quickly, now that auntie is here, she simply doesn't give us ordinary innocent up masters a way to live.

Come back, my Sima Rui, my proudest belief, is vividly visible in the target station g...

Jiang Xun was in a complicated mood.

It's no wonder that the current up masters have to accept advertisements, and it seems that they also have to accept advertisements.

Of course, there is a reason for such a high playback volume and so little income.

After all, Jiang Xun's video is only two and a half minutes long, which is too short.

The gold content of a two-and-a-half-minute video with tens of millions of views is naturally different from that of a two-and-a-half-hour video with tens of millions of views. Naturally, the former cannot compare with the income of the latter.

Jiang Xun opened the private message casually, and found that there were many private chats. Soon, Jiang Xun found some business orders.

Most of them carry cat food and dog food, cat toys and dog toys and the like.

They proposed to let Jiang Xunjia's cats and dogs experience it.

Seeing this scene, Jiang Xun was also a little silent.

If you really give cat food and dog food to these little ancestors in your family, it will be a disaster.

They are no ordinary cats and dogs.

Jiang Xun took a deep breath, and decided to check their quality control on the Internet in two days, and asked for a few bags for the little yellow people to test, and if they were sure, they would link the little yellow car to bring the goods.

Fans and friends will only buy the items hung on the link of my little yellow car if they trust me. We can’t cheat our family members for a few black-hearted money, right?
Those things about bird's nest and sugar water will definitely not be staged in Jiang Xun's live broadcast room... Ah bah, the link to the little yellow car in the video is staged!
Jiang Xun doesn't do live broadcasts.

Jiang Xun communicated with those brands, and after telling them his courier address, he put down his phone and took a deep breath.

But I have to say that Jiang Xun feels pretty good now.

It has been two nights without sleep, and Jiang Xun is not sleepy at all, which was unimaginable before.

You know, Jiang Xun has graduated from university for two years, and he has already passed the age of staying up all night.

Uh...maybe people of the same age can do it, but Jiang Xun can't.

Because the gray people are tired during the day and sleep soundly at night, sometimes they have to work three shifts or even two shifts, and they are extremely exhausted. Staying up all night is already like the sky falling.

It has been two days now, and it seems that Yun Changmiao's exercise method is really effective.

I have been a little slack recently, and I will play two sets of punches when I go out later.

By the way... Didn't Zhang Feimiao say to teach himself some tricks?Did he forget?

Jiang Xun decided to go up later and take away Zhang Feimiao who was watching TV.

Zhang Feimiao is really outrageous. The first half is basically done from Liu Guanzhang's perspective. Doesn't he know exactly what happened?What kind of Romance of the Three Kingdoms are you watching? It is recommended to jump directly to the beginning of the Battle of Yiling next time, and let Zhang Feimiao experience what it means to be a hero and aspirations that are not rewarded.

"Branana!"

At this moment, the minion's voice rang in Jiang Xun's ears. Jiang Xun looked up, but saw the minion's eyes widened, and they stacked a stack of mobile phones in front of Jiang Xun, posing very coolly The posture seems to be saying 'a trivial matter' with the eyes.

"You guys are doing very well, work hard, next time I will give you a promotion and a salary increase."

Jiang Xun nodded in satisfaction, drew a big cake for them, and went upstairs with the remodeled new mobile phone, letting the three minions on the basement floor be elated and celebrating.

After all, for them, being rewarded verbally by Jiang Xun is already a great thing that can be happy all day.

Jiang Xun was refreshed, and with loud steps, he left the basement floor and returned to the ground.

When he came to the ground floor, Jiang Xun felt an unusual feeling instantly.

Although the first floor is also dark night, but for some reason, it is wider than the underground, and there is no such depressing feeling.

As soon as he went upstairs, Jiang Xun moistened his throat, and after a light cough, he opened his mouth and raised his voice: "Jeanne, Zhang Fei, and Sun Cewang, you three come here!"

Hearing Jiang Xun's words, Zhang Feimiao and Sun Cewang, who were watching TV, and Joan of Arc, who was reluctant to part with the smell of durian residue in the van, immediately ran obediently.

After all, they are not fools, if they can ask the three of them to come together, then there is only one thing.

Send a mobile phone!

Who in the world doesn't like playing with mobile phones?
These ancient people who lived in an era of lack of entertainment and culture will naturally be quickly attracted by this magical little thing after getting in touch with mobile phones!

"Your, your, and yours."

After Jiang Xun skillfully distributed the mobile phones, he kept the other two unopened mobile phones, and then raised his voice, "You all know how to use it, right?"

"Teacher Renjie said it in class."

Joan of Arc spoke honestly, with a very happy voice: "It's super fun! Meow~"

Zhang Feimiao and Sun Ce Wang just came here, but they didn't understand this very well. Seeing this, Jiang Xun looked around and saw Renjiemiao, who was eating sunflower seeds. He immediately waved his hand and said, "Zhang Fei Meow and Sun Cewang will be handed over to Renjie Meow, and you can go to Renjie Meow to teach you how to play with your mobile phone."

Hearing Jiang Xun's words, Ren Jiemiao's face darkened instantly.

what.

How could he be ordered to work even after he died, retired, and reincarnated as a kitten?
Who do you think you are, Emperor?

Renjiemiao complained in his heart, looking at the elated Zhang Feimiao and the excited Sun Cewang in front of him, he didn't say anything after all.

after all,

These two are too good at fighting.

If he refuses, Renjiemiao is afraid that he will become the second cat in the villa... No, the first cat will be the next cat.

After all, His Majesty the Emperor of Soochow would be like a dog here with his tail between his legs, not to mention him as a prime minister.

Life is not easy, Orange Cat sighed.

So, Renjiemiao immediately shook the debris on his body, then stood up, walked towards Sun Cewang and Zhang Feimiao enthusiastically, and said in a very enthusiastic voice: "You two, instead of teaching how to play with your mobile phone , why don’t you just get started with the game, let’s have an exciting civil war of the glory of the king! It happens that everyone has a corresponding hero in it!”

After that, he looked at Jeanne Meow and Napoleon Wang again, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, the foreign characters haven't been released yet, but I won't delay you two from playing. Meow~"

Yun Changmiao also moved his head and nodded.

Even Shu Yuanfang was a little excited: because Jiang Xun also sent him a mobile phone, and there was a hero Li Yuanfang in the game!

Only Sun Quan Wang was not happy.

Yes.

Among the seven historical pets present, Joan of Arc and Napoleon Wang were not counted, only he did not produce a hero!

He even has that mouse!

King of Glory designer, I want your life!
Seeing them having fun, Jiang Xun was also very satisfied.

Row.

Four against four, pretty good.

Let them play, have fun, and don't get yourself into trouble!

……

The siren was melodious, and in a small town a thousand meters away, Chen Daochang sat on a chair, calm and relaxed.

After a while, the fat man who acted as Daoist Chen's henchman also rushed back, his face a bit ugly.

He came in front of Daoist Chen, squatted down immediately, and whispered in front of Daoist Chen: "Master Dao, something happened, and those five guys were all arrested!"

Hearing this sentence, Chen Daochang didn't panic, but sighed deeply: "The poor Taoist already knew about it, the five blood diamonds lost contact, it's really troublesome."

Seeing what Chen Daochang said, the fat man didn't know what to say for a while, but then, the fat man heard Chen Daochang continue: "I'm afraid it wasn't my seniors who came after me from Penglai. Alas, the poor Daoist is just a change." They want to say that I have ruined the lintel, Wuliang Tianzun, it is really short-sighted."

The fat man didn't know what to say, so he could only nod his head and say a few words, "What the Taoist priest said is yes", and then asked cautiously, "Daozhang, what should we do next?"

"What else can I do?"

Chen Daochang stood up, chuckled, and looked quite fairy-like: "Let's go and find those blood diamonds here. The poor Taoist has been hiding for ten years before he condensed these five blood diamonds. It was snatched away before it could be taken, how can there be such a reason?"

"If it's really my senior brothers, hehe, I, Chen Hua, am not afraid of them."

……

Zhenhai, a relevant department.

Several documents were mobilized, and the staff coming and going concentrated all their energy on one person.

His name is Jiang Xun.

With the advent of the information age, Jiang Xun's various files have been stolen. From snatching lollipops from girls in the same class in kindergarten to failing in college and taking four make-up exams, all the information is gathered together, and there is a special psychology Home, analyzing Jiang Xun's psychological characteristics.

After coming up with a few labels of 'harmless, a lone traveler, maybe I have read too many novels, it is best not to mess with him since both parents are dead and no worries', a man who is obviously superior frowned and asked : "Let's see, what is the ability of this Mr. Jiang Xunjiang?"

"According to our analysis, Mr. Jiang's ability is very likely related to the beast."

A man who seemed quite wise stood up and gave a passionate speech: "It is said that the Yellow Emperor Xuanyuan cultivated morality and energized soldiers, cured five qi, five kinds of arts, comforted all people, and saved the four directions. Taught all beasts to fight Yan Emperor in Banquan. During the battle for the deer, the Yellow Emperor also used to control all beasts, I personally think that Mr. Jiang is very likely to have this ability!"

"If we want to get closer to him, my suggestion is...send him a zoo!"

"Ok?"

　月票450票，多2000字，10000+2000-1000=11000
　　That's right, after today's update, I have 1000 more words.

　　However, there is still a chapter of 3000-5000 words, the specific amount depends on whether I can write it.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)