my pets from history

Chapter 5 Walking the dog without a leash is like walking the dog

"banana~!"

Jiang Xun didn't know what kind of physique this little yellow man was. One second he was in low spirits, as if he was about to be beaten to death, but the next second he was full of energy, as if the "broken chest" had never happened before. same thing.

However, Jiang Xun, who was full of wine and food, had more time to communicate with Napoleon Wang and the three minions.

After glancing at the minions who were difficult to communicate with, Jiang Xun gave up on them and chose to communicate with Napoleon Wang.

Napoleon Wang obviously has no time to talk to Jiang Xun, because the plot of the TV series has reached a climax.

The hero Li Aniu went in seven times and out seven times, with one against a hundred!

Seeing that there were some obstacles in the conversation with Napoleon Wang, Jiang Xun was very tolerant and decided to wait for Napoleon Wang to finish watching this episode of the TV series before talking to him about other things.

Therefore, he sat down on the sofa, and with a thought, a thick book appeared in his hands.

On the cover of the book, the seven big characters of "Incredible History Book" are shining with light, and there is a simple and dignified feeling belonging to history.

"Each page has a scene, a picture, that is to say, each page actually represents a historical figure?"

Looking at the 'Battle of Waterloo' on page 9, the picture is so vivid that it feels like being there.

And the other few pages are all blank paper, without any traces.

Jiang Xun casually began to flip through the book, intending to count how many pages there were.

Although this book looks heavy, it is about the same as the sum of two Chinese books, not many pages.

About three or four hundred pages, right?
Thinking this way, Jiang Xun began to read.

This turn, is an hour.

"Three thousand 140 five pages..."

After flipping through more than 3000 pages, Jiang Xun was still shocked to find that he had only read less than half of the book. This made Jiang Xun feel extremely miraculous and surprised: "Is this book endless, so miraculous?"

After turning through more than 100 pages, Jiang Xun reluctantly accepted this reality, and closed the book casually, and the book quickly disappeared in front of Jiang Xun.

It happened that at the same time that Jiang Xun closed the book, Napoleon Wang in front of him had already finished watching this episode of TV, and at the same time he found a pen and a notebook from somewhere, and was scribbling on it... It looked very funny.

Napoleon Wang's paws had not yet evolved to hold a pen, so he bit the pen with his mouth, crookedly drawing something that Jiang Xun could not understand on the white paper.

Jiang Xun leaned over curiously, and asked curiously, "What are you painting?"

After hearing Jiang Xun's question, Napoleon Wang immediately let go, let the pen drop to the ground, and at the same time raised his voice enthusiastically: "Topographic map, if I had such a hero Li under my command, what would the battle situation be like?" woof~"

"With the help of Daxia Li, the Battle of Waterloo will be rewritten, and I will completely conquer Europe!"

Napoleon Wang has now developed a strong interest in this powerful individual combat unit.

One was flying over walls and walls on the battlefield, invulnerable to weapons and guns, and directly destroyed a pickup truck with a single palm strike. To eliminate such a terrifying existence, Napoleon Wang wanted to break his head.

It can be said that such a powerful individual combat unit can be worth an army!
"Then what, this is a bit of an exaggeration. Xun." At this time, Jiang introduced to Napoleon Wang, "Martial arts, there are, but it may be a little different from what you imagined..."

Napoleon Wang nodded approvingly, and then said: "Yes, Li A Niu can get to where he is today, on the one hand, he studied hard and practiced hard since he was a child, with the help of his childhood sweetheart Tweeter, on the other hand, he often eats eggs Going into the water with pigs... Oh my God, it turns out that eating animal offal is so right, I knew it was right for us Gauls to eat foie gras! Woah~!"

Jiang Xun took a deep breath and said, "In fact, the content on TV is all fake."

"This mirror is actually called a TV!"

Napoleon Wang was amazed, but soon heard the key content behind: "Wait a minute, you say the content here is false?"

"Have you ever seen an opera? This is similar to an opera. You sit in Notre Dame Cathedral and listen to Notre Dame singing and performing in it..."

Jiang Xun introduced the situation to Napoleon Wang very vividly.

And Napoleon Wang was very silent.

Seeing this situation, Jiang Xun couldn't help but say, "Now do you understand?"

After a long time, Napoleon Wang choked out a sentence: "Notre Dame de Paris is a church, not an opera house."

Jiang Xun couldn't help being surprised when he heard the words.

Bad, my identity as a cultural desert has been exposed!

But fortunately, Jiang Xun's face is as thick as a three-foot city wall, so he didn't feel embarrassed at all, but calmly said: "It's all the same thing, this martial arts master is actually a fake! The real battlefield is still very cruel , I’ll show you another movie later.”

This time Jiang Xun is going to change him to a war movie.

Although it cannot be compared with real wars, it is still much better than this kind of drama.

In history, there will never be an invulnerable gourd Xiaojin who will jump out and kill the Quartet.

When Napoleon Wang heard this, he was silent for a long while, then shook his head, stretched his hair out again, and then regained his energetic appearance, full of vitality: "Oh, it turns out to be like this. It's pretty good." Looks good...You reward Li A Niu with twenty francs of gold coins for me, let him stop for a while, I will look at it later. Woah~!"

Jiang Xun was quite helpless when he heard the words, but he didn't say anything.

And Napoleon Wang was standing on the sofa, and the three minions around him were stumbling around, trying their best to pose, trying to bring out Napoleon Wang's brilliance and might.

But Napoleon Wang, a short-legged butterfly dog, is about the same size as these three minions, and it can't set off any heroic and powerful posture at all...

"Okay, Jiang Xun, take me out for a stroll."

After Napoleon Wang posed on the sofa, he immediately jumped off and circled around Jiang Xun, his tail raised to the sky: "I was attracted by this thing called 'TV' before, and now I want to watch it Let's see what the new world looks like! Woah~"

Seeing Napoleon Wang so excited, Jiang Xun thought about it and thought it was not impossible.

But before heading out, there is one thing to do.

He returned to his bedroom, opened the drawer of the bedside table, took out a previous work card, threw away the work card, and pulled out the ribbon. After measuring the size and distance, he was satisfied. nod.

It seems that this task card is still useful.

Then, Jiang Xun returned to the hall, tied the ribbon on Napoleon Wang's paw, and tied the other end on his wrist.

"What are you doing?"

Napoleon Wang tilted his head, his eyes full of puzzlement.

"Walking the dog without a leash is equivalent to walking the dog." Jiang Xun smiled.

"Then you can just pick me up and walk away?" Napoleon Wang uttered a word worthy of Jiang Xun's deep thinking.

It seems to be the case.

So Jiang Xun hugged Napoleon Wang, and looked at the three minions behind him with wide-eyed eyes.

"The three of you are watching the house at home, don't run around!"

Jiang Xun stretched out his finger, urging.

And the three minions immediately stood at attention in a row and gave a military salute.

Seeing this, Jiang Xun was quite satisfied, and then went out with Napoleon Wang in his arms.

As soon as he stepped downstairs, Napoleon Wang was amazed at the high-rise buildings in the community:

"Wow, you all already have houses this tall!"

"Wow, there is no smell in this street at all... Where do you dump all your excrement?"

"Wow, this iron lump can run by itself, it's amazing!"

"..."

Napoleon Wang's mouth never stopped, Jiang Xun also smiled, and took Napoleon Wang to take a stroll along the neighborhood first.

But soon, they came to a remote path.

There is a 'No Dog Walking' sign in front of the trail.

Jiang Xun and Napoleon Wang exchanged glances.

Soon, Napoleon Wang sighed, wagged his tail, and said to Jiang Xun, "You are not allowed to enter here, you should go home first."

Jiang Xun nodded, and was about to say something when he suddenly realized.

"You fucking meow, I'm a human, you're a dog, I won't let you in!"

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