my pets from history

Chapter 42 Oversized Swimming Crab
But for some reason, a piece of news has spread in the surrounding cities in the past few days, and it has become more and more intense. It seems to be expanding and growing, and it seems to have an momentum to sweep the surrounding provinces.

"The Zhenhai police strike hard, vowing to completely wipe out the same people in the rivers and lakes. The new bandit saint is as light as a swallow, successfully escaped the arrest of the three thousand special police, and is still at large!"

After hearing the news, the thieves from all walks of life around reacted in different ways, either in amazement or disdain. It seems that this news will be circulated in the 'jianghu' for a while.

But Jiang Xun, the instigator of all this, didn't care about it at all.

On the one hand, he didn't know, and on the other hand...

Thief Saint is Chen Quan, who has half a dime relationship with Jiang Xun?
But at this moment, Jiang Xun has another thing that makes him even worse.

"biu~"

The boomerang was thrown out, making a strange sound of breaking through the air.

The three minions chanted the slogan of 'Burnana', charged quickly, picked up the boomerang, and handed it to Napoleon Wang.

And Napoleon Wang propped his head, grinning and threw it again, and the three minions went back and forth.

Renjiemiao held the cat teasing stick and kept shaking it, while Shu Yuanfang circled around Renjiemiao, very curious about these things.

In the room, Jiang Xun's head grew bigger.

Regret, he only has regret in his heart now.

Why buy pet toys when you have nothing to do?

Well now, they were just initially attracted a little bit, and now they are all starting to tease their pets with pet toys.

It made my buddies hear the sound of bells in my ears, which is annoying to death.

Tired and hard to talk.

After all, I bought it myself.

It can't be "Only Xunxun is allowed to set fire, and cats and dogs are not allowed to light lamps"?

Jiang Xun sighed deeply, feeling that it was too difficult for him.

However, there is no way to do this. As the master of history books, he must do his best.

And Yun Changmiao was extremely lonely, disdain to play with pet toys like Napoleon Wang and Ren Jiemiao, but hid aside and secretly looked at the phone.

Jiang Xun was very generous, and took out his mobile phone to play with Yun Changmiao. First of all, he found "Three Kingdoms" for him, and let him watch it for himself.

Yun Changmiao looked at the Three Kingdoms, sometimes frowning, sometimes smiling, sometimes happy, sometimes sad... It's so interesting, Jiang Xun secretly took a video camera from the side, and he had already chosen the title of the new video, and planned to match it fiercely. Bad money.

Mi Buqia, bastard!

At the same time, Jiang Xun also recalled his life in the past few days, and couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

What I have experienced in the past few days seems to be very dangerous, but in fact it is not safe at all!
Fortunately, if I have God's help, I can be safe.

This end lasted until evening.

Napoleon Wang was finally tired from playing, he threw away the boomerang, and after ordering the three minions to cook, he continued to lie lazily on the sofa.

The same goes for Renjiemiao, after all, it’s okay to fiddle with this thing once in a while, but it’s quite boring to take it out all the time.

How about watching "Detective Di Renjie"!
After finally relaxing by Jiang Xun's ears for a while, Jiang Xun breathed a sigh of relief, finished editing the video, and released a video of "Complicated Cat Movie Watching Guide", before walking out of the room and sitting on the sofa On the Internet, pretending to be watching "Detective Di Renjie", while watching, he asked: "Hey, where did you two go to grab the energy source?"

"While going out for a walk early in the morning, Master Di noticed something was going on at the seaside, so we went to have a look together, and happened to see a crab possessed by evil thoughts, and caught it back and killed it. Woah~!" Napoleon Wang Shun muttered.

"Ok?"

Jiang Xun was surprised when he heard the words.

Is this energy source so ubiquitous now?
Renjiemiao, who was watching TV while eating melon seeds, also added: "Oh yes, we dragged that dead crab back too."

Hearing Renjiemiao's words, Jiang Xun couldn't help but feel a burst of surprise, then looked at Renjiemiao in surprise, and asked with great interest, "Where is it? Let me show you what this mutated crab looks like."

Napoleon Wang smiled contemptuously, and after yelling "Wow" twice, three minions came out carrying a cauldron.

Jiang Xun looked around, only to find that an extremely strong swimming crab appeared on the dining table, directly occupying one-third of the dining table.

Jiang Xun was dumbfounded.

It was the first time he had seen swimming crabs as big as king crabs!

"Is this a swimming crab?"

Jiang Xun was extremely surprised, he never dreamed that it would be like this.

Napoleon Wang skillfully pressed the pause button, showing his fangs: "Yeah, it's so big, it should be delicious, so I specially summoned the minions early in the morning to bring them back. Wang~"

Jiang Xun nodded, staring at the big swimming crab, couldn't help swallowing.

Who doesn't want to taste the taste of Portunus?
but……

The smart IQ is currently occupying the high ground of Jiang Xun's brain. He took a deep breath and expressed his concerns: "Two hours after the crab dies, a large number of bacteria and parasites will grow. After eating, it is easy to get food poisoning. Is it all right? Why don't you let Shu Yuanfang take a bite first to test the poison?"

Shu Yuanfang:? ? ?

How can your 37-degree mouth speak such cold words?
Shushu, I am so sad now.

"It's okay, this is not an ordinary crab. This crab was selected by the energy source, and there is a strange energy in its body. Although most of it was sucked away by you, some of it still remains in the body. What are you talking about Xi Jun, Jisheng worms and the like cannot survive."

Renjie Meow lazily opened his mouth and said, "If you don't eat it, then we will eat it~"

"Who said I don't eat!"

Seeing this situation, Jiang Xun immediately broke off a crab claw, enjoying the fresh and tender crab meat, and couldn't help showing a satisfied expression.

Suddenly, he thought of something, stood up immediately, said "you eat first" to Napoleon Wang and Ren Jiemei, and then went straight to his bed.

Yun Changmiao is still watching the Three Kingdoms, so he should be called over for dinner!

When Jiang Xun saw Yun Changmiao, his face was a little dissatisfied. After seeing Jiang Xun coming, he immediately said something, and he was very angry: "My elder brother is so narrow-minded. Although my third younger brother is reckless, he is also rough and fine! I, Guan Yunchang, are by no means such an arrogant person. Guan just looks down on those who pretend to be noble! How can Zhuge Junshi be a resentful woman?! Meow~!"

It could be seen that Yun Changmiao was furious.

But Jiang Xun was greatly astonished when he saw this.

what's the situation?
You only came back one afternoon, why did you see Zhuge Liang come out of the mountain?
Is it going so fast?

Jiang Xun couldn't bear it, and asked the doubts in his heart: "Why do you see it so fast?"

Seeing Jiang Xun's question, Yun Changmiao seemed particularly proud: "Guan found out that you only need to press and hold the right screen to speed up the speed!"

In the words, a sense of pride and arrogance could not be concealed at all.

This feeling is like discovering a new continent.

"Really!"

Just when Jiang Xun was helpless, there was a sudden exclamation from the living room.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Xun hurried out to look around, only to see that Napoleon Wang was standing up in human form at this moment, putting his claws on the right side of the TV, and after waiting for a long time, he said sullenly: "You cat It's not authentic, you're lying to a dog, woof!"

When Yun Changmiao heard this, he snorted coldly in an instant, came out of the bedroom in the blink of an eye, and then came to the TV, proudly placing his paw on the right side of the TV screen.

Three seconds later, nothing happened.

This scene made Yun Changmiao a little shocked, and let out a surprised meow.

"Why is it useless?!"

Yun Changmiao tried repeatedly for a long time, then turned his head, narrowed his red phoenix eyes, and looked at Jiang Xun.

Although he didn't speak, the meaning has been expressed.

Let Jiang Xun figure it out for himself.

Jiang Xun smiled, and raised the remote control left on the sofa: "Use this to control the double speed."

"Okay, let's eat first. For such a big swimming crab, add a pair of chopsticks to the little yellow man and Shu Yuanfang. Let's eat together!"

　Uh... another book.

　　Human beings have shrunk three hundred times!As the name suggests this wave.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)