my pets from history

Chapter 3 Sir, times have changed!
"banana..."

These minions of the guards are very attentive around Napoleon Wang, they circle around Napoleon Wang, and are extremely loyal to their boss.

Jiang Xun didn't speak because he was numb.

In the end, Jiang Xun still couldn't hold back, and asked Napoleon Wang in a low voice: "You rely on such soldiers to fight in all directions?"

"Yes, Wang~"

Napoleon Wang straightened his neck and spoke proudly. The minions of the guards around him were also behind Napoleon Wang, leaning back proudly, as if it was a great honor to be Napoleon Wang's younger brother.

Seeing the unbelievable expression in Jiang Xun's eyes, the three little yellow men were also very unkind and kept yelling 'no card or pull', and Napoleon Wang also opened his mouth and said: "Don't underestimate my soldiers, In a real fight, you may not be my soldier's opponent! Bark, woof, woof~"

Hearing this sentence, Jiang Xun was a little dissatisfied.

Anyway, I am a modern young man of 1.8 meters. Although my physical fitness is not good due to various reasons, it is not enough for these three [-]-[-] cm minions to touch porcelain, right?
Not even minions!
Jiang Xun spoke directly and proudly, leaning back on the sofa, with a lighted cigarette sandwiched between his knuckle-knuckle fingers, he even choked on a mouthful of smokers, and his eyes were full of contempt: "All three of you, come on, Not my opponent either!"

This wave.

This wave is that the blood on the tip of the halberd is not cold, and the soul of the horse will be added!

Even if you have thousands of troops, it will be difficult for you to find a single person in my river!
The arrogant Jiang Xun has already started to cosplay Lu Fengxian, and is going to give these three little yellow people who can only call 'Bunana' a little look.

The three minions are also gearing up behind Napoleon Wang, doing warm-up exercises.

Seeing this, Jiang Xun couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly, his eyes showed three points of unruly, three points of confidence, three points of ferocity and one point of magnanimity, and the fan-shaped eyes burst out with perfect brilliance!

In this battle, I have the advantage!
Full of confidence, Jiang Xun took a step forward, imitating the posture in the movie, clasped his fists in both hands, and said forcefully: "Wang Baquan, Jiang Xun!"

"Don't take it~"

The three little yellow men looked at each other, and immediately raised their hands from behind the clothes, and three flintlock guns appeared on the scene, and the black muzzles pointed ruthlessly at Jiang Xun.

Seeing this scene, Jiang Xun smiled, and then decisively raised his hands.

As the saying goes, ten steps away, the gun is fast.

And within ten steps, the gun was accurate and fast!
"I'll give you a hand this time, but I won't give it up next time." Jiang Xun said.

After hearing this sentence, the little yellow man took the gun back happily, and then continued to circle around Napoleon Wang, some beat Napoleon Wang's legs, some rubbed Napoleon Wang's shoulders, and some Brush Napoleon Wang's hair.

Napoleon Wang enjoyed the massage and grooming of the minions, looked at Jiang Xun proudly, stuck out his tongue and said, "How is it, my subordinates are still brave? Wang~!"

If I don't have a gun, I'll hit ten of you!
After Jiang Xun whispered in his heart, he nodded and gave a thumbs up: "It's too strong, Nahuang, it's no wonder that your army can win every battle. It turns out that there is a trick to it!"

Napoleon Wang enjoyed the flattery very much, so he couldn't help but raise his head again. The three minions beside him were really arrogant, proudly raised their chests, and one of them was unsteady and almost fell backwards.

"In that case, let's set off quickly. I can't wait for the king to land in France and the horse to step on the Arc de Triomphe!"

Napoleon Wang broke free from the service of the three minions, his eyes sparkled!
"Wait a moment!"

Jiang Xun jumped up and down, hugged Napoleon Wang who seemed to be trying to demolish the house, and then said, "Calm down, times have changed!"

"The three minions in the guards around you are equipped with fire sticks! Modern weapons have evolved to be very powerful, and you are going to die now!"

Jiang Xun's brain was spinning rapidly. At this moment, his feet were off the ground, and his smart IQ had fully occupied the high ground. He turned on his large plasma color TV without hesitation.

"Zizzi."

It's just that a snowflake pattern appeared on the TV as soon as it was turned on, indicating that the TV signal is not very good.

Jiang Xun, a senior TV repair technician, stepped forward without hesitation, stretched out his hand, and patted the big head of the plasma TV, and the screen soon appeared.

Seeing this miraculous thing, Napoleon Wang was extremely surprised. He couldn't help trotting to the front of the TV, squatted here, and put his whole head on the TV, as if he wanted to see what the structure inside was.

"What is this Dongzi? Wang!"

Napoleon Wang stretched out his short front paws, pointed at the TV, and looked a little stunned: "There are images in it... Is it the work of a painter? No, no, no, it is so vivid. Could it be that the gods are watching?" A god in the world?"

Yo, Napoleon Wang doesn't know TV?

Seeing this situation, Jiang Xun couldn't help being amused, and immediately thought of an excellent excuse in his mind, coughed lightly, and said, "Xiao Na, this thing is not simple! This is what Zeus used to spy on the world. Now, let me show you what other places are doing."

Hearing this, Napoleon Wang nodded immediately. Napoleon Wang, who was originally indifferent, had a little more awe at this moment. Although it was not much, it still existed.

Napoleon Wang was an excellent and outstanding talent who did not believe in these things in history, but now that he is here, the things in front of him are too frightening for dogs, so even Napoleon has to believe in this.

Jiang Xun tuned the channel, and after tuning the channel for a long time, he found an anti-Japanese drama called 'Heroes of War'.

Seeing that the scene was still quite big, Jiang Xun said to Napoleon, "This is a picture of a war from 100 years ago. Please watch it carefully and don't make trouble!"

Napoleon Wang was just about to say something, but when he saw the mortars appearing on the TV, he nodded vigorously and signaled Jiang Xun to get out of here and not to block him.

Seeing this situation, Jiang Xun felt that Napoleon Wang should have been bluffed, so he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Then, he turned and went back to the house, intending to be quiet by himself first.

When passing by the kitchen, I found that the three minions were messing around in the kitchen at the moment. One was throwing three apples, one was running around with the lid on his back, and one... and Jiang Xun The most incomprehensible, he was standing on his head.

Forget it, what do you and the minions care about?
Jiang Xun took another deep breath, and then went back to the house.

After returning to the house, Jiang Xun still had a more important question.

Now that it has become a pet, why is it a butterfly dog ​​instead of a Napoleon bantam?

You see, Napoleon has become a cute pet, and the breed is Napoleon Bantam.

More in line with common sense.

But this idea is useless, people have indeed become Papillon, what can you say?
"Cuckoo~"

Suddenly, the hungry Jiang Xun's stomach began to send out signals. Jiang Xun rubbed his stomach, and suddenly thought of something, and turned on the professional camera beside him, smiling.

He is an up master, and now he is hungry, so he can make a video for the first episode.

With this in mind, Jiang Xun casually took out the Sad Frog Mask and put it on his head, and started recording at the same time.

"Hello viewers, welcome to this episode! I have always had a question, that is, how much would it cost to buy all the burgers in the 'Splatoon' family..."

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