my pets from history

Chapter 128 Produced by Minion Technology, Magic Broom!
Mei Linmiao can switch forms at will, which Jiang Xun never expected.

In this way, Merlin Meow can be said to be a non-partisan animal person. If he wants to be a member of the Paw Paw Team, he will be a member of the Paw Paw Team.

High degree of freedom, completely free from any constraints.

What's more, when he doesn't want to be either of them, he can turn into a Shushu, causing Shu Yuanfang to fall into a state of confusion!
I just don't know if I can become a minion...

Jiang Xun was thinking wildly in his mind, but the sudden explosion downstairs made Jiang Xun recover from this state of cranky thinking.

What is this beep downstairs?

Jiang Xun was very surprised, and then he couldn't care about Mei Linmiao, who could change his appearance at will, and immediately went downstairs quickly, intending to go to the basement to see what happened.

And Mei Linmiao can be said to be "lonely and helpless" here, only knows Jiang Xun, and immediately plans to follow Jiang Xun's pace, but Cao Caomiao blocks the way.

Merlin Meow:? ? ?

There were three question marks on his head, and he didn't seem to know why Cao Caomiao stopped him.

And at this moment, Cao Cao was standing next to Mei Lin, while smiling at Yun Chang, Zhang Fei, Ren Jie and others:

"Gu and Mr. Meilin are very familiar. This time, Mr. Meilin turned from the dark to the bright. It's my great fortune!"

Hearing Cao Caomiao's words, Mei Linmiao was taken aback again.

He looked at Cao Caomiao carefully, but he didn't feel any familiarity with Cao Caomiao.

It's not King Arthur either.

Mei Linmiao was very puzzled, and Renjiemiao, Yun Changmiao and other cats and cats couldn't help becoming interested when they heard the words: They also wanted to know how the founder of the Cao Wei regime in the late Han Dynasty and the Three Kingdoms era came from a foreign mage. Get involved.

"You don't know that when I was conquering Yuan Shu, my subordinates were extremely short of water. I suddenly had an idea and falsely claimed that there was a forest of plums ahead..."

Cao Cao said meowingly, needless to say about the following plot, but it is the origin of the idiom "Wang Mei Qu Zhi Thirst".

But after hearing Cao Caomiao's explanation, all the meows who were still in high spirits suddenly felt a little speechless, and even Meilin Meow couldn't hold back.

Can the homophonic stalk go away!

Although she was very speechless in her heart, on the surface, Mei Linmiao showed a kind smile: "I didn't expect my name, Merlin, to be able to match this...er..."

Seeing that Mei Linmiao didn't know how to address Cao Caomiao, Renjiemiao at the side immediately reminded: "Prime Minister Cao."

When Mei Linmiao heard the words, she immediately opened her mouth and said, "That's right, Prime Minister Cao, I didn't expect that I have such an indissoluble bond with Prime Minister Cao. It seems that our cat-mao alliance is indestructible!"

Mei Linmiao naturally knows that Cao Caomiao's wave is called a homophonic stalk, but it is actually to win the relationship, and now he has insufficient background in Waiguo Miaomiao and Wang Wang, and he needs to unite and cooperate with other Miaomiao, so they hit it off.

Although Joan of Arc is also a meow, but there is one thing to say, as far as the current situation is concerned, Joan of Arc has actually betrayed the big cat family, and hangs out with Daji from the Wangwang team every day, although she has had a few scolding with Napoleon Wang from the Wangwang team Fight, but once they encounter any situation, they will fight against each other.

Therefore, in the base camp of Maomao Cult, Joan of Arc has been expelled from the cat membership and brought into the Pawpow team.

Mei Linmiao and Cao Caomiao laughed at each other. They were both smart cats, so they naturally understood the situation.

And Napoleon Wang hid in the corner, standing with Sun Quan Wang and Sun Ce Wang, gnashing their teeth.

"It's broken, and Cao thief has grown stronger again."

Sun Quan Wang sighed deeply, and then said sadly: "If the next summoner is not Wang Wang, then I will consider becoming the King of Wei and Wu again. Wang~"

No problem, Sun Quanwang has a way out.

When Sun Cewang heard Sun Quanwang's unambitious words, he frowned immediately, and gave him a slap without hesitation, telling him not to go crazy here.

Sun Quanwang was very aggrieved, saying that this was his own unique way of playing, and his brother, a reckless man, couldn't understand it.

And all of this, Sun Quanwang could only bear it silently.

……

Jiang Xun didn't know about the 'conflict' between the Maomao Cult and the Wangwang team that happened upstairs, and even if he knew, he wouldn't think too much about it.

After all, he has only one idea now.

Just to find out what happened on the basement floor!
Jiang Xun stepped up the stairs and made it to the basement level. He saw that all the glasses on the basement level were shattered, and all the wine left in the wine cellar was shattered, and the wine spilled all over the floor.

Seeing this scene, Jiang Xun was dumbfounded.

The wine in this wine cellar is worth at least tens of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands!
I thought it would be flattering, but I didn't expect to encounter such a situation.

Really distressing!
Jiang Xun felt so distressed that he couldn't breathe, but he quickly ignored it and immediately looked at the little yellow man's studio.

The studio was shaken, and the workbench (the stove in the former rental house) that was not bad had fallen to the ground indiscriminately, and all the bottles and jars fell on the ground, and the mysterious green liquid splashed all over the place.

And the three little yellow men are staring at the items in the storage room with fiery eyes, paying no attention to the surrounding environment.

"Are you all okay?"

Jiang Xun didn't pay attention to the bottles and cans around him, but looked at the three minions and spoke with concern.

It is said to be a studio here, but it is actually a waste recycling station. All the furniture that was not used before was handed over to the minions, so these things are not worth much at all.

And even if these things are really valuable, if something happens to the little yellow man, it will be a loss that cannot be made up for by blowing up ten studios!

"Branana!"

The three minions didn't have any scars, but jumped up happily, dancing, as if they wanted to say something.

And Jiang Xun fell into silence.

Although he summoned the little yellow man and was recognized by the little yellow man as the "master", unfortunately, Jiang Xun may be the only protagonist who can't understand the little yellow man's words.

He can only make wild guesses through the little yellow man's gestures.

But while guessing, Jiang Xun suddenly thought of something, and couldn't help laughing.

That's right, the minions are immortal, and the minion Kevin with the big rock in his chest can recover even after being beaten to death, so why should I worry about it?
impatient.

Seeing those little yellow men guessing wildly, one of them was running around on the ground with a wooden stick in his hand, which made Jiang Xun a little puzzled by Monk Zhang Er for a moment.

The next moment, Minion Kevin came to the innermost part of the storage room and looked at something covered by a waterproof cloth.

"what is that?"

Jiang Xun looked at it, feeling a little puzzled.

"Clang clang!"

The three minions uttered a 'surprise gift' sound, waiting with great anticipation for Jiang Xun to unwrap the gift.

Seeing this situation, Jiang Xun couldn't help being stunned for a moment, then he stepped forward with a smile, and said as he walked, "Did the shock just now be caused by the invention and creation of this thing? What kind of magical thing can cause such a big commotion?" ...I want to see what kind of baby this is!"

With a smile, Jiang Xun decisively lifted the tarp.

The moment he opened the 'surprise gift', Jiang Xun was stunned.

He froze fiercely, and the things in front of him almost blinded his eyes.

There is no other reason.

The thing in front of him exploded, directly shattering Jiang Xun's worldview.

This is a broom made of banknotes!

That's right, it's made of banknotes!
Jiang Xunren was dumbfounded.

what's the situation?
I give you money to buy all kinds of equipment, so you just do this?
Hard, hard.

His fists were already hardened, and Jiang Xun could not wait to be beaten to death by these three minions.

"Branana!"

The little yellow man stepped forward very proudly, threw away the empty suitcase, and then rode on the broom made of banknotes, proudly holding his head high, expressing that he was really amazing.

Then, a miraculous scene happened.

This broom made of banknotes actually slowly floated up and flew in the air!

This!
Jiang Xun's eyes widened, unable to believe the scene in front of him.

And the little yellow man who was the 'chief designer' came to Jiang Xun very proudly, and said a lot, and beside him, another little yellow man held a small blackboard for him. When the yellow man said something, the little yellow man holding a small blackboard gave it a subtitle.

"The design this time is mainly..."

Looking at the subtitles one after another, crooked Chinese characters and endless typos, Jiang Xun barely knew what happened.

Generally speaking, they improved the anti-gravity device and applied it to the broom, and everything was perfect.

The most difficult thing for the minions in this experiment was how to tie the banknotes into a broom shape. This made them think hard for a long time, and finally solved it bit by bit.

In the end, the little yellow man proudly stated that his wave is simply too strong!
Jiang Xun raised a problem and gave them 100 million cash to complete the new experiment. This was originally a worry for them. After all, these papers are difficult to manipulate. Later, when he gave the ear picks, the little yellow man inadvertently I overheard Jiang Xun's current needs, a flying broom, so I immediately had a flash of inspiration, combined the two, and finally successfully created this flying broom!

Moreover, this banknote broom has a hidden function.

When flying, some cash bills will drop from time to time.

A mount with its own special effects is very expensive in an online game. Now I give you a free ride, so you can have fun!

The little yellow man is very proud and feels like a genius.

And Jiang Xun's fist became harder.

He took a deep breath, calmed down in his heart for a while, and after silently chanting 'the world is beautiful, don't be irritable' many times, he finally couldn't hold it back, and yelled at the three little yellow men: "I will give you 100 million yuan!" , is to let you buy something that you think you can use, not to let you use this 100 million as materials!!!”

Hearing Jiang Xun's words, the three minions were stunned.

Oh yes.

These are all money that can be used to buy equipment.

forgotten.

The three minions scratched their heads naively, and Jiang Xun also felt powerless.

Well, he died before leaving the teacher, and only 400 million of the 300 million were left.

According to this progress, the day after tomorrow, my 400 million will be squandered again.

Damn.

Masked organizations, those with lettering on their faces, come on, I need you!
Jiang Xun sighed in his heart.

But the money is spent, so what can he say?I can only try this banknote broom.

Jiang Xun took a step forward, rubbing his hands excitedly, the scene of 'Harry Potter flying all over the sky on a broom' in the movie had already appeared in his mind.

Jiang Xun looked at it and felt that he couldn't get his butt down.

How does this thing sit, Harry Potter style?
After thinking about it, Jiang Xun felt that this might be the case, and then he sat down on his buttocks, and at the same time said loudly: "Let's take off, my magic broom!"

however……

The broom, which was originally floating in the air, was directly pressed down, completely crushed to the ground, and the entire broom began to deform from the middle.

Jiang Xun:?
The three minions: ?

The three little yellow men stared wide-eyed, a little surprised, as if they couldn't believe it, and one of the little yellow men immediately started to take out a notebook, calculating various data, and preparing to make adjustments.

As for the little yellow man holding the blackboard... He quickly wrote a line of words with chalk.

"Boss, the material for this red banknote is not enough, can you give me another one, let's add it this time, no question!"

The little yellow man's small blackboard is full of pinyin and typos.

However, Jiang Xun understood the meaning of this sentence immediately.

After seeing this sentence, Jiang Xun's eyes went dark again.

He took a deep breath, and continued to roar: "You guys take this broom back to its original state, and I want to see my 100 million cash! If you want broom materials, there are plenty in the villa, so you don't need to take banknotes and tie one for me." ! Why don’t you pierce me with ghost coins, and burn them for me after pricking them up!”

……

The sound downstairs was loud and carried directly upstairs.

Hearing Jiang Xun's roar, Zhongmiao and Zhongwang were not surprised, and Meilin Miao just came, although a little strange, but also pretended to be very gregarious, pretending that he was not surprised.

The main focus is first-hand sophistication.

At the moment, Renjiemiao is teaching Meilinmiao knowledge about modern society, as well as the right to use mobile phones and computers, and at the same time pulls Meilinmiao into a new group chat.

The name of the group chat is [Whoever pulls Jiang Xun into the group is a dog! 】

This group name is very intimidating, and Mei Linmiao couldn't help but nodded when he saw this, his eyes were full of light, after thinking about it, Shunzhuo invited Jiang Xun into the group chat with the skills that Renjiemiao had just taught him.

Renjie Meow:?

"What's the situation?" Renjiemiao couldn't help asking.

Merlin Meow blinked, and her body suddenly began to change. The next moment, a very cute Teddy dog ​​appeared in front of Renjie Meow: "There's nothing wrong with being a dog..."

Renjiemiao's face darkened again, and before Jiang Xun could react, Lightspeed disbanded the group chat and immediately created a new one.

[Whoever drags the river into the group is a dog, and the cats and dogs in the world will be punished if they get it! 】

　Explain what the author has been up to lately.

　　At noon on the 31st, I had a car accident. The vehicle rolled over in the green belt. I was in the co-pilot, and I was fine. I was hung up on water at the hospital, saying it was something to prevent my mind from being clear. I have to go home at night and codeword QAQ
　　I didn't intend to say it at first, but I will have a day's inspection after the drip tomorrow. I don't know when it will end, so I may ask for a day off tomorrow.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)