my pets from history

Chapter 11 Huh, when did I complete the task?

After half an hour of patient teaching by Napoleon Wang.

Jiang Xun finally learned some basic knowledge of French.

It's just that what Jiang Xun still doesn't understand is what's wrong with French numbers and why he still needs to do addition and subtraction.

For example, the number 77 in French is read as 60+17 in French.

It can be seen that the French should be very good at mathematics, at least addition and subtraction are not difficult for them.

As for the so-called 15 vowel phonemes and 20 consonant phonemes... Sorry, in the era of Napoleon Wang, there were no such things at all, and some were all self-taught.

But for Napoleon Wang, he was too blue.

But even so, Napoleon Wang had to grit his teeth.

After all, this was the first guy to ask him for advice on how to learn French, which made Napoleon Wang proud and felt that his French was very good!

"Okay, let's go here today."

Jiang Xun waved his hands wearily, and sat down on the sofa, completely forgetting the idea of ​​asking Napoleon Wang for military knowledge. Now his mind is full of 'stupid pigs'.

He felt like he was French for hello, a pig.

But at this moment, the sound of 'clang clang clang' suddenly came from the kitchen, and three little yellow men came out of the kitchen cheerfully holding the plates.

Gone are their uniforms, replaced by a few small aprons.

"what?"

Seeing this scene, Jiang Xun couldn't help being stunned: "When did you cook, and where did your ingredients come from?"

Jiang Xun was extremely puzzled.

Because he remembered that there were only a few potatoes and instant noodles at home.

There are still a few onions brought back from Gaohai in the refrigerator, and when I moved, I ordered a fruit and vegetable takeaway and bought two cucumbers and a box of strawberries.

"When you go home and work on your book." Napoleon Wang yawned, and then looked at the Minion with great interest, looking forward to today's dinner.

Soon, the little yellow man brought up the dishes.

First course, French Potatoes!

Second course, French Onion Soup without Meat!

The third course, strawberry cucumber!
The fourth course... Well, there is no fourth course, only these three dishes.

Jiang Xun's eyes widened: "No staple food?"

"There are some."

Napoleon Wang stretched out his paw and pointed to the bottom of the coffee table, where there were several small breads.

Ok.

Jiang Xun didn't have any idea, so he took out the bun and sat down at the table, ready to eat.

The three little yellow men were standing by the table looking forward to it, their eyes widened, showing cute expressions, as if they were waiting for Jiang Xun and Napoleon Wang's comments.

Napoleon Wang has nothing to say, as the only emperor of France, what has he not eaten?For these, it can only be said that it is a simple deal.

But Jiang Xun is different, he has never eaten a foreigner's meal in his life... You can't say that, he has eaten a lot of foreign fast food before, but French food has only eaten Panpan buns and baguettes bought in supermarkets ——The baguette I bought was not for eating, but as a sword!

Picking up the spoon, Jiang Xun scooped up a bowl of onion soup, feeling a burst of novelty.

Although there is no beef in it, it is quite delicious.

Use the buns as a dip for a more intense flavor.

Strawberry Cucumber is refreshing and delicious, with the aroma of strawberries and the crispness of cucumber.

tasty.

After eating two dishes, Jiang Xun turned all his attention to the stewed potatoes.

He swallowed his saliva, and ate a whole piece of potato in big gulps!

Without even thinking about it, just swallow it!
Feeling the fragrance of the food lingering on his taste buds, Jiang Xun suddenly sensed something... something was wrong.

Why is it a little bitter?
But soon, Jiang Xun realized a problem.

This potato was bought by myself when I went home last Chinese New Year.

It has been more than half a year since now!

"It's over!"

There is only one thought in Jiang Xun's mind: These potatoes are poisonous!
Without hesitation, Jiang Xun wanted to retch.

Of course, it can only be said to be a psychological effect now, because it is not yet time to show off its power.

Seeing Jiang Xun's pale face, Napoleon Wang couldn't help being curious. Just as he was about to try this stewed potato, Jiang Xun grabbed the stewed potato and shouted at Napoleon Wang, "Don't! These potatoes are poisonous!"

Seeing Jiang Xun being so serious, Napoleon Wang was also taken aback.

And soon, Jiang Xun felt his stomach and stomach turned upside down, and he couldn't hold it anymore!
So, Jiang Xun gave the three minions a vicious look, and immediately ran to the toilet, blowing away!
"..."

Jiang Xun's face was pale, and he clenched the toilet paper tightly in his hands, filled with grief and indignation.

How could I forget this one!

He now feels that he is about to collapse, and his whole state is not very good.

"Jiang Xun, are you okay? Wang~"

Napoleon's suspicious voice came from outside the door.

Hearing Napoleon Wang's voice, Jiang Xun seemed to have found a savior, and immediately shouted: "Brother Lun, medicine, medicine!",

"Che...Cheke?" Napoleon Wang answered uncertainly.

"Cut your sister! Go quickly to my computer desk. There are two boxes of medicine, one is called Xieliting and the other is called Montmorillonite powder. Bring them quickly, or I will die in the toilet today!"

Jiang Xun didn't know where Napoleon Wang heard this sentence. It stands to reason that there was no such thing in that era!

Napoleon Wang heard this, and immediately went to the computer desk, looked at it, and brought Xialiting and Montmorillonite powder over.

Now, there is another key question.

When Jiang Xun entered the toilet, he closed the door. Napoleon Wang was already short, and now he couldn't even reach the handle.

Napoleon Wang raised his neck, looked at the handle above his head, and fell into a deep silence.

And the three little yellow men exerted their strength at this time, stacking high, and successfully opened the door!
A small crack was opened, and Napoleon Wang threw the medicine in, and then he couldn't avoid it, and closed the door again.

This made Jiang Xun fall into silence again.

No water! Crooked!

So Napoleon Wang and the minions went back and forth again.

After working for a long time, Master Jiang finally took the medicine in the toilet.

At this moment, he was on the verge of collapse, thinking about life in the toilet.

Although he took the medicine, in order to avoid other situations, Master Jiang decided to stay in the toilet for a while.

But going to the toilet itself is an extremely boring thing, so Jiang Xun took out his mobile phone and opened a game called 'King of Pesticide' to pass the time.

Looking at his dazzling Glory Gold Three, Jiang Xun was very satisfied, and immediately started a qualifying match.

Open in seconds, enter in seconds.

Without hesitation, Jiang Xun chose Sun Houzi in seconds!

"This is killing me!"

Jiang Xun's face showed a confident light, and he decided to brutally kill those Xiaocaizhi.

10 minute later.

"Home! Stay home, stay home!"

"You #@￥@# old master, if you don't come back to guard your home and fight in a group, what are you doing alone? Can you win alone?!"

Jiang Xun's crazy speech output, his screen has turned gray, he couldn't help but sighed deeply, just when he felt that this game was about to fail, he found that the old master flashed to steal the house and took the crystal!

Seeing this scene, Jiang Xun immediately beamed with joy: "Hey, good fight, old master!"

After playing this game, Jiang Xun was refreshed. After feeling no pain in his stomach, he wiped his butt and got up and went out of the toilet.

Jiang Xun put away his mobile phone, and was about to go find the three little yellow men unlucky, when a page suddenly appeared in front of him, with a paragraph on it.

"Mission completed!"

"Hey, when did I complete the task?"

Jiang Xun was puzzled, and the panda scratched his head.

In the dining room, Napoleon Wang looked at the plate of French stewed potatoes, as if something was tickling him, very curious.

"I'd like to see what makes Jiang Xun go to the bathroom for half an hour!"

Napoleon Wang took a big bite without hesitation.

2 minute later.

"Jiang Xun, where is the toilet?! Come out quickly! It's urgent! Woah~!"

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