Daming talker

Chapter 63: The Official Law Is Like a Furnace!
Lin Tailai doesn't know how many gardens there are in Suzhou City today, but it is conservatively estimated to be at least one hundred, but this is not the number at its peak.

It can be seen from this that the trend of building gardens in Suzhou today is no less than the trend of drinking flower wine.

As long as you are a celebrity or someone from the cultural circle, no matter if you have money or not, it seems that you don't match your status if you don't set up a garden.

Thinking of this, Lin Tailai suddenly felt that if he wanted to develop in an all-round way, wouldn't it be fashionable to have a garden?

So Lin Tailai asked the old and unscrupulous Zhang Youyu again: "Is there any way to obtain a garden with cultural heritage with the minimum investment? The price is cheap and the quantity is sufficient?"

Although Zhang Youyu is a crazy person, he definitely knows how to do things. The Qiuzhi Garden of his elder brother Zhang Fengyi is one of the famous gardens today.

Zhang Youyu glanced at Lin Tailai, "You are a Jinbu, and you still want to start a garden? How much money do you have?"

Because he was begging someone for advice, Lin Tailai swallowed the words "Jinbu" and said simply: "I still have one or two hundred taels on hand for the time being, and I can borrow another 200 taels."

Zhang Youyu nodded: "Although there are a few gardens, it's okay. I know there is a place that suits your desire for cheap but also for appearance."

Professor Lin was overjoyed: "I hope the old man can give me advice!"

Zhang Youyu covered his sleeves with both hands, looked up at the sky, "Look at your performance."

When Lin Tailai wanted to pester and ask, suddenly a steward of the Xu family came trotting over with a few servants.

It has to be said that the Xu family has been in peace for too long, and has lost the ability to respond quickly to danger, and is too slow up and down.

Both Professor Lin and Zhang Youyu talked about garden art for a long time, and then the person in charge came out to deal with it.

If Professor Lin really wanted to break in, he might have already reached the bedroom of Yin Qing, a famous prostitute in Jinling.

Lin Tailai showed his card ticket and shouted directly: "Don't talk nonsense! I was ordered by the tax envoy to look for Yin Qing, a woman from Jinling Le nationality, and take me to see her!"

The steward said contemptuously: "You are a servant, what do you want to see her?"

Lin Tailai scolded: "What qualifications do you have to inquire about the government office?"

The steward also said angrily, "It's not just any servant who can come to Xu's place to play wild!"

Lin Tailai sighed: "I originally wanted to get along with your Xu family as an ordinary official, but what I got in exchange was to treat you slowly. That's fine, I won't pretend anymore."

Before the words were finished, Professor Lin whipped his right leg and kicked left, and the wooden railing of the first small bridge in the West Garden Gate broke on the spot!

The manager's face changed drastically, and he was speechless for a while.

As if everything was a basic operation, Lin Tailai said calmly: "The bridge in the West Garden is not as solid as the Yinma Bridge in the city."

Wu Bantou of the Changzhou County Yamen has nothing to do. As a local government servant, he can only take the initiative to be a peacemaker and say to the frightened steward:

"We can not go in now, so as not to disturb the inside. But within a stick of incense, please call the person here for questioning.

Otherwise, the Iron Fist and Golden Whip would really kill them directly, and then from the West Garden to the East Garden.

Are you worth it for a girl from Jinling? "

Lin Tailai was a little surprised. This officer Wu's professionalism is not bad, and his speaking skills are set, which will not be outdated after hundreds of years.

The manager left the servant here to watch the situation, and ran in as if he was flying.

Not long after, a group of servants came out from the inner courtyard behind the bamboo forest, surrounded by a couple of men and women.

The man was in his thirties, and he could be said to be imposing, with rich clothes and beautiful clothes, he looked like a luxurious figure.

The woman has picturesque eyebrows and a dusty temperament. She is not very old, probably only seventeen or eighteen.

Anyway, he agreed to give it to Zhang Youyu, so Lin Tailai didn't bother to take a closer look at this woman, mainly because he was tired of looking at beauties in recent days.

Zhang Youyu laughed a few times, and introduced Lin Tailai in a low voice: "This man is my good nephew Lu Shiren!
He and Fan Yunlin, Xu's son-in-law, are good friends, and they probably borrowed Xu's West Garden.

And the woman must be Yin Qing who is known as Xiao Ma Xianglan, and the two of them must have spent the night together last night. "

Lin Tailai took a few steps to meet him, and said loudly to the man in the fancy dress, "Could it be Xu Yunlin in person?"

A greeting made everyone in the audience bewildered, what the hell is Xu Yunlin?Is there someone named Xu Yunlin?

Lin Tailai said in surprise: "I heard that Master Xu Tai Shigong has a son in Suzhou who is in charge of family affairs, isn't he Xu Yunlin?"

Team leader Wu quickly reminded: "The person you are talking about is Master Fan! He just entered Xu's family, but he didn't change his surname."

Fan Yunlin, the seventeenth grandson of Fan Zhongyan, and the elder brother of Fan Yuru, sister-in-law of Yitang.

This branch of the family was in decline, so Fan Yunlin married into the Xu family and married Xu Taishi's only daughter, Xu Yuan.

And Lu Shiren's younger sister is Lu Qing, and Fan Yunlin's wife Xu Yuan is also known as the two talented women in Suzhou, and they are inseparable from each other.

Lin Tailai seemed to have suddenly realized, and once again clasped his fists at the man in the Chinese costume and said, "I made a mistake! It turned out to be Fan Yunlin face to face!"

The man in the Chinese costume turned dark again, and Team Leader Wu bit the bullet again to smooth things over and said, "This is Master Lu! You Shiren!"

Lin Tailai patted his forehead and said angrily, "I'm so confused! But I really can't tell the difference between Lu Shiren and Fan Yunlin. Whose turn was it to sleep with Yin Ji last night?"

Everyone: "."

It's been a long time since I heard such inhuman words.

Zhang Youyu took a few steps back quietly, and sighed to the Zhang family brothers: "I finally understand why you sit in the gym and practice martial arts for self-defense, otherwise how would he survive?"

If the Zhang brothers were to talk to the outside world, they would still work hard to maintain Lin Zuoguan's personality, and immediately replied: "We really don't practice martial arts all our lives, and we love literature more than anything else."

Lin Tailai's words were too harsh, and Yin Mei was so angry that her face turned pale.

She turned her head and said coquettishly to Lu Shiren: "This dog can't spit out ivory, my slave will knock his teeth off!"

However, Lin Tailai approached Team Leader Wu, "She actually threatened me in front of you, a county government official, can you take care of me?"

Team leader Wu was really helpless, so he yelled at Yin Meiren: "He has a ticket on his body, and he is an official status, so don't make mistakes!"

The subtext is, you are a happy girl, don't be stupid and make trouble!

Lu Shiren snorted coldly, and threatened: "Wait for me to submit a petition to the government, and deal with this rascal carefully!"

Lin Tailai said indifferently: "Whether it's Wu County or Hushuguan, you can sue as you please! Hurry up, I'll wait!"

But Lin Tailai didn't bother to talk to Lu Shiren any more, and shouted to the back of the bamboo forest: "Xu Yunlin, come out, I know you are hiding in the dark!"

Team leader Wu felt very tired, wiped off his sweat, and reminded: "It's Fan, surnamed Fan!"

Professor Lin corrected his mistakes and continued to shout: "Fan Xuyunlin! If you don't come out again, I will be impolite!"

The steward of the Xu family hurriedly stopped him and said, "Master Fan is not here!"

Zhang Youyu shook his head, and said to the Zhang family brothers: "You guys, apart from being brave, don't look like a gangster at all."

The Zhang family brothers asked in surprise: "Why did the old gentleman say that?"

Zhang Youyu then commented: "You guys lack a bit of meanness, insidiousness and viciousness in the restaurant. You see, he doesn't even know how to rob civilian girls!"

Zhang Wu muttered, "That's not a folk girl either."

Zhang Youyu said disdainfully: "It doesn't matter what kind of woman it is, it's just that you are sitting in the bar and yelling there for a long time, it is of no use at all!

I was anxious when I saw it, I was better than him! "

Lin Tailai finally looked at Yin Meiren, "I wanted to show face to the owner of this place, but if he doesn't come out, then I have to work hard for the beauty to come with me!"

Lu Shiren took a step forward, and protected Yin Meiren with dignity: "What reason do you have to take Yin Ji away? Tell me something!"

Lin Tailai scolded: "Go away! It's none of your business for the officer to question the person involved!"

Then Lin Tailai continued to say to Yin Qing: "When you go to Suzhou City, the Hushu Customs Office believes that you have crossed the border illegally, and you should be punished!"

Yin Meiren got the explicit support of Lu Shiren, and she became more courageous, "Joke! Jinling and Suzhou are all the territory of the Ming Dynasty. How can I be a smuggled immigration from Jinling to Suzhou?

I'm afraid it didn't make you a dog lose face, so you became angry and fabricated slander! "

Her husband, Ban Wu, shook his head and stayed out of the matter.

Yin Meiren's nonsense made him feel the same way, if you don't die, you won't die!
He can only say that this beauty is too young, and she doesn't know what an official law is like a stove.

Among all the tickets, the law enforcement ticket is the most precious and the most operable for the yamen officials!

She thought law enforcement tickets could be issued casually?As long as Tolerance can convince the official to issue this kind of ticket, it means that he is absolutely sure of getting things done!
Although he was pointed at his nose and scolded as a dog's leg, Lin Tailai did not get angry at all, and calmly responded:
"What is the reason for the imperial court to set up tax customs in important places in Guanjin? All commercial goods entering Suzhou through Hushu Pass must be taxed here!"

Yin Meiren retorted: "I didn't carry the goods! It's none of your business!"

"Hahaha!" Lin Tailai laughed three times suddenly, pointed at Yin Meiren, and said very meanly: "You, a prostitute, are you not a commodity?"

Hearing this, the others subconsciously exclaimed in unison. This way of thinking is a bit strange.

Only Yin Meiren was immediately ashamed and angry, her face flushed red, her breath was held in her chest, and she almost couldn't breathe.

Lin Tailai sneered again and again, "What is goods? Things that are used to buy and sell for profit are goods, and they should be taxed!

Whether you sell your art or your body, isn't it profitable to trade?Shouldn't your goods be taxed after passing through Hushu Pass? "

According to the current fashion, young famous prostitutes like Yin Meiren are usually favored most of the time, and they even have the right to pick customers, and those who don't like or look down on are not accepted.

Talking and laughing with Confucianism, no white, accustomed to the elegant treatment of celebrities, how can I meet such a naked person who directly compares her to a commodity!

Lu Shiren also felt that he was humiliated together, so he couldn't help but shouted: "Shut up!"

Lin Tailai didn't care about other people's feelings, and said aggressively: "The ancients said a word called a business woman!
What is a business woman is a commodity!You happy women, don't forget your duty!
Didn't Yin Qing come to Suzhou to sell himself to make money?But he dared to maliciously evade the search and sneak across the Hushu Pass, and the crime was aggravated! "

Yin Meiren was in a trance, feeling that she had been insulted repeatedly.

It was as if a voice kept whispering in my ears: You are a commodity, you are a commodity, and you are essentially for sale!
The mood was humiliated and collapsed, and the beauty screamed in a gaffe: "What on earth do you want!"

Lin Tailai said with a righteous face: "Our Anletang has a slogan that paying taxes according to the law is the obligation of every citizen of Daming!

It should be noted that the law of the court is like a furnace, and your deliberate tax evasion behavior will not be tolerated!I came to you today to enforce the official law!

If anyone refuses to accept it, we will appeal to the higher levels, and we will not be afraid to bring this tax evasion lawsuit to the imperial court!
I believe that the Holy Son of Heaven, according to the candlelight, will definitely praise my behavior! "

　I have done 6500 words today, and I will do another chapter tonight to reward the leader of the silver alliance.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)