Daming talker

Chapter 57
The next day Lin Tailai set off to go back to Suzhou, but a dozen or so clerks sent by the School Secretary Office stayed behind and continued to guard at Hushu Pass.

Before leaving, Lin Tailai went to the customs office again to visit the capital of Hushu Customs Envoy King.

Lin Tailai asked: "Suzhou City welcomes a grand event in the literary world, your majesty, won't you attend?"

Wang Zhidu, who was not invited by anyone, snorted coldly: "I have the responsibility to guard the customs, and I dare not leave without authorization. I am not as good as those rich idlers and wandering scholars."

Lin Tailai went on and said: "As the prince said, the atmosphere here is too bad!
A larger literary meeting will attract bees and butterflies, and even people from Jinling will flock to it.

A righteous man like me wanted to kill this unhealthy trend, and intercepted those gangsters in Nanjing here. Unexpectedly, he missed a few people because of his carelessness. "

Capital of Kings: "."

There are too many slots, and I don't know where to start. Is it true that his king is blind and deaf?
The top two of the Twelve Beauties of Jinling, the biggest mad bee and butterfly, isn't Professor Lin yourself?

And now the tax envoy Wang already knows what Professor Lin meant when he said "I never need too many people to do things under my orders".

Even if one's literary talent is enough to cross the literary world, he is still a literary thug!
Lin Tailai continued: "Although you, a nobleman like you, don't bother to follow the vulgar.

But I think it is also necessary for the prince to show his name in Suzhou City, so that everyone can't ignore your majesty! "

Wang Zhidu shook his head and said, "How can I, a customs envoy of Hushu, go to Suzhou City to make troubles? Is there really a way?"

Lin Tailai patted his pectoralis major and said: "You just need to issue a ticket from the Customs Administration to me, and write a letter to the county government of Wu County to borrow someone to do things!
I am the clerk of the county government office in Wu County, and it is no problem for the customs office to borrow someone to do business!I guarantee that the prince's reputation will shock Suzhou City! "

The so-called ticket is the service voucher issued by the yamen to the guards, and there is a ticket for each case, stamped with the big seal of the yamen.It is legal for the yamen servant who has a ticket in his hand to go out to do errands.

The king's capital is a directly subordinate official appointed by the imperial court, and it is not under the jurisdiction of the local prefectures and counties. No matter how chaotic the local prefectures and counties are, it will not hinder him.

So after thinking about it for a while, I didn't resist the temptation of being "famous in Suzhou City", so I agreed. Anyway, watching the excitement is not a big deal.

Then he issued a ticket to Lin Tailai to do something, and then went to Wu County to borrow the librarian Lin Tailai to do something.

In this way, Professor Lin got on the boat from Hushu, drove for twenty or thirty miles, and arrived at Shangtang outside Changmen in the afternoon.

The school book office located on Shangtang Street, the manager Xu Yuanjing sent another group of guests, sitting in the front hall, sighing and sulking.

Suddenly, a handyman came to report: "Professor Lin is back, and he is outside the second door!"

When Xu Yuanjing heard the words, he slapped the table and shouted: "Give him to me. Please come in!"

Lin Tailai strode into the hall, fisted casually, and sat down.

Immediately Lin Tailai asked in amazement: "Sir, what happened to your face? Why is there a bruise?
Could it be that someone did something to you?Who the hell is so bold!You know I never hit you!

The manager might as well name the murderer, maybe I can vent my anger on your behalf! "

Xu Yuanjing replied angrily: "It was Zhang Youyu who beat him! Please hurry up and call him back!"

Lin Tailai pretended to be stupid and said: "Although Zhang Youyu is crazy, it's more than that, right?"

Manager Xu said angrily: "I asked you to chase people away, but nothing else! Zhang Youyu didn't dare to look for you, so he blamed me! Don't talk nonsense, do you dare to call back for me!"

Lin Tailai shook his head, "That's fine, it's too perverted to beat someone up after they've been raped, only senior officials from Ximen can do this kind of thing."

Manager Xu sneered and said sarcastically, "What? I think you still don't have the guts!"

Lin Tailai explained: "It's not that I dare not, after all, I am a moral person.

When walking in the rivers and lakes, remember to stay away from the old, disabled, women, and children. In principle, you can't beat them! "

"Old, disabled, woman, child, and the word woman! Have you stayed away?" Mr. Xu said more and more angrily, "Do you know that all colleagues in Suzhou city are scolding you!"

Lin Tailai replied indifferently: "They said it as if they didn't scold me before, but they didn't think of great kindness and virtue, and they were too ungrateful to me!"

Director Xu was in a trance, thinking that he was having auditory hallucinations.

Lin Tailai clapped the case and shouted loudly: "If I hadn't guarded Huguan, I don't know how many beauties would have entered Suzhou City from Jinling!

At least the twelve beauties will arrive!In addition to the twelve beauties, there are so many concubines who want to be famous! '

Now only three of the Twelve Hairpins have come in, and the strongest number one and number two have been kept out of the door by me and sent back to Jinling!
With such a victorious result, what he suffered after his return was censure, which chilled the heart of the heroes!

It really echoes an old saying, the more you do, the more mistakes you make, and it’s not bad if you don’t! "

Xu Yuanjing, as the head of the school book office, must have good verbal skills, but at this time he couldn't beat Lin Tailai.

It's unreasonable to be able to fight and talk at the same time!

Lin Tailai got up and walked out, saying as he walked: "I wanted to inform you that I went back to Suzhou City just to clean up the three fish that slipped through the net in Twelve Hairpins.

But since my peers feel that I am useless, then I will leave. This visiting professor of literature will not matter, let me leave! "

Xu Yuanjing immediately jumped up, stretched out his hand and shouted, "Professor Lin, please stay!"

Lin Tailai turned around and said coldly: "Within a stick of incense, I want all the information of the three fish that slipped through the net!

I want these three mermaids who dared to smuggle into Suzhou city without my investigation to know what literature is! "

The matter wasn't too big for Professor Lin, it was nothing more than three famous prostitutes coming to Suzhou City to visit their prostitutes.

But the act of successfully smuggling is related to Professor Lin's face and prestige in the world.

After leaving the school book office, Lin Tailai turned to Nanhao Street, and came to the tea house where the "Military Adviser" Gao Changjiang was a storyteller.

At present, there is no salary during the probationary period, and there are not many club affairs. Gao Changjiang is still working part-time as a storyteller.

As soon as Lin Tailai entered the tea house, he saw Gao Changjiang sitting on the stage, preaching to the audience with joy:

"It was too late to say that, after Professor Lin beat Ma Xianglan, the chief of the Jinling Twelve Beauties, he wanted to beat Zhao Caiji three times. This person is the second among the twelve beauties, and she is even better than Ma Xianglan in terms of style alone!
There is a poem praising that the golden whip fights three thousand battles, and the silver candle comes to one or two Jiao!Professor Lin's move has greatly improved the face of our men in Suzhou City! "

The audience shouted from below: "Obviously two old gentlemen, Wang Zhideng and Zhang Youyu, have been greened. This is an internal strife in Suzhou City, and it is not considered a face!"

The tea house burst into laughter suddenly, full of joyful atmosphere.

Lin Tailai: "."

For some reason, he thought of a word, that is "the seller seeks glory"!
So Professor Lin strode forward and yelled at Gao Changjiang: "I want you to promote positive energy and spread more poetry and literature. How dare you disobey the order!"

Gao Changjiang hastily stepped up to meet him and argued: "You haven't released any new works in the past few days, and you don't have any literature to spread!"

After a few words of conversation, the original guests in the teahouse got up and left three quarters of the way.

The shopkeeper of the tea house stood behind the counter, wanting to die.

Zhang Wen, the eldest brother of the Zhang family, stood at the door, chatting with the shopkeeper and said, "I said earlier, the tea house business is really not good."

The shopkeeper said angrily: "I will sublease the storefront to you to sit in the restaurant, will you accept it or not!"

Zhang Wen asked back in surprise: "This location is on Nanhao Street, and it is also close to Xumen and Gusuyi Mansion! Such a golden treasure, you actually want to sell it?"

The shopkeeper really wants to say, even if it is a golden treasure, if you come here often, it will become scrap iron!

Then Erlang and Zhang Wu patted the counter, and shouted into the tea house: "Clear the place! Anle Hall is divided into a branch to discuss business here, and no one who has nothing to do will leave!"

So the remaining quarter of the guests also ran away.

Only the guests at a table in the corner moved slowly, and the old man in the middle shouted dissatisfiedly at Gao Changjiang: "Why did such an interesting storyteller stop?"

Gao Changjiang recalled that this old man with strong eyes had come to listen to his storytelling in the past two days, and rewarded him with a lot of broken silver, he was a big customer.

Then he took a few steps forward and explained politely: "This old man has invited you. In addition to being a storyteller, I also work as a military adviser at the hall. Now that the hall has a discussion, I always want to participate."

The old man shook his head and said: "You are a good storyteller, even though you can't become rich and powerful, you can live in peace. But you go astray, you are going astray!"

Gao Changjiang forced a smile, but didn't dare to answer the words, sitting in the hall is still behind his back!
The old man glanced at Lin Tailai again, asked Gao Changjiang again, and said, "Is this the one in your storybook, Professor Lin, the number one thug in Suzhou City who has an iron fist and a golden whip, who is often used to fight dozens of times, seven times a night? "

Gao Changjiang's face changed drastically, and he quickly corrected him: "He is the number one hero! The number one hero!"

(End of this chapter)