Daming: Father, I am no longer a teacher

Chapter 33 Are You a Taoist Priest or a Monk?live i am serious

When Zhang Yi finished speaking, the girl of the Chang family was a little ashamed.

"You Taoist priest, I gave you water with good intentions, how can you slander my house for insects in the water? Could it be that your Taoist priests in Longhu Mountain can't drink the water that my Chang family can drink?"

The girl from the Chang family felt aggrieved, was she being treated as a donkey by the people in front of her out of good intentions?

Zhang Yi knew that she had misunderstood, after all, the ancients did not know such things as microorganisms.

He carefully explained:
"What mortals see is different from what I see, my sister has misunderstood!

Among the myriad things in the world, there are invisible insects, in our bodies, in streams, and in the air.They are good and bad, and if you drink water with bad bugs, you will get sick!So I never drank unboiled water since I was a child, because the disease comes from the mouth!"

The girl of the Chang family was taken aback, there is such a saying?

She felt that what Zhang Yi said was interesting, and her curiosity was aroused:
"Are you fooling me? Although I seldom travel far now, I used to run around with my parents. The water in the mountain stream is crystal clear. How could there be bugs?

And we also have worms in our bodies, it's frightening to think about it, you are clearly scaring me! "

Zhang Yi smiled: "Sister, when I have a chance, I will show you, but I can't see it now...

But the insects in the water are not my creations out of thin air. There is a saying in the Buddha's words. The Buddha observed that there are [-] insects in a bowl of water, and he said: it is also like a large intestine.Eighty-four thousand insects live there.The Buddha said so, where am I lying? "

The girl from the Chang family chuckled:
"You are a Taoist priest, but your examples are all based on Buddhist principles. Are you an undercover agent from the Buddhist sect who broke into Longhu Mountain?"

Zhang Yi smiled awkwardly: "Sanjiao's family..."

"This is the truth of Quanzhen Taoism, and it's not yours. Brother, you really are a spy?!"

Zhang Yi was even more embarrassed by the Chang family's maid.

He was pretending to be mature, but now he is showing embarrassment, so he looks a bit naive.

The girl of the Chang family usually does not leave the gate, so it is rare for her to meet an interesting child. From him, she vaguely sees the shadow of her younger brother.

It was also he who made jokes, and the sadness in Chang's girl's heart also dissipated a lot.

Seeing her like this, Zhang Yi felt helpless. He was serious about drinking boiled water, but it was a pity that the ancients did not recognize this truth.

In the era of scarcity of materials, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, tea, and firewood were also important resources. Ordinary people were reluctant to eat hot meals, let alone use firewood to boil water.

Zhang Yi insisted on drinking hot water since he was a child, and was treated as a weirdo in Longhu Mountain.

Because of such things as microorganisms, bacteria, and viruses, the ancients could not form a concept at all. Although the ancients used microorganisms to make wine, ferment, and ferment various things, they did not connect these phenomena with microorganisms.

Zhang Yuchu also asked him about his eccentricity, and Zhang Yi explained it seriously, also using the Buddhist idiom.

I didn't want his words, but they happened to be heard by Zhang normal who was passing by. Comrade Zhang was very angry.

Longhu Mountain is a holy land of Taoism, but you, as the son of a celestial master, cite the principles of Buddhism and practice the habits of Buddhism.

That day, Zhang Yi was chased all over the mountain by Zhang Tongtong with his family law.Old Zhang didn't let anyone boil water for Zhang Yi, so Zhang Yi split the door panel of his house and set himself on fire...

Lao Zhang continued to fight, he started to burn the tables and chairs...

In order to survive in this era of poor sanitation, he has worked hard.

In the end, it was Zhang Normal who compromised, and let him go out of his way.

Seeing Zhang Yi's silence, the Chang family's girl didn't know that he was thinking about the past. She only thought that she had hurt the child's self-esteem, and she felt a little sorry:

"I find it interesting what you said about the bugs, can you tell me about it?"

Therefore, Zhang Yi popularized a wave of microbes and bacteria to the girls of the Chang family.

"The ancients said that diseases come from the mouth, but where does the disease come from? Most of them are due to unclean eating, and the so-called uncleanness is mostly related to insects in the water..."

The girls of the Chang family may not believe in Zhang Yi's theory, but the world Zhang Yi described is wonderful.

Ever since her father became a general and she was promised to Zhu Biao, the Lan family has always asked her to demand herself as a lady.

The girl of the Chang family also secretly promised her future husband-in-law, and she also wanted to work hard to become a person worthy of him. Maybe it was too long since she had seen the outside world, but she was actually attracted by a child. yearning for the outside world.

Zhang Yi spoke for a while before finishing.

Chang also felt that her dysmenorrhea was better, she smiled softly:
"Little Taoist, thank you, I feel better, and thank you for sharing these things with me!"

"My sister seems to be happier, that's good! The so-called old man is gone, and my sister must learn to look forward!"

Zhang Yi, who doesn't have a vicious tongue, still has a very cute mouth, and his appearance is also considered outstanding, which is even more likable.

But when he mentioned Chang Sen, the girl of the Chang family felt a little sad.

"If my younger brother is as well-behaved as you, maybe there won't be any accidents...

That day when he beat the servant, his mother punished him and grounded him, who would have thought that he would climb over the fence and have an accident..."

Chang's girl said a few words, and Zhang Yi probably knew the cause of Chang Sen's death.

To put it bluntly, it is a story of a brat trying to die. No wonder Chang Sen didn't leave much ink in history.

When he died, Zhu Yuanzhang hadn't made a great hero, and this kind of death is disgraceful, so the Chang family probably wouldn't mention it.

But why does Lan always feel that something is wrong here?
It's nothing more than pampering the child too much and not accepting reality.

Zhang Yi asked casually, "The servant will definitely suffer, right?"

"Brother should have been angered and beaten to death, but he..."

Chang's girl remembered Zhu Biao's action of blocking Chang Mao that day, and Chang Mao was still quite resentful towards herself.

"Later, the elder brother locked them in the firewood room, and they escaped overnight..."

"escape?"

Zhang Yi was thoughtful, and asked the girl of Chang's family some details, so he didn't bother with this question anymore.

"The him my sister mentioned has a shy face, but is it your sweetheart?"

He was smiling, but Chang's girl blushed with shame, she spat at Zhang Yi:
"Don't talk nonsense, but... His Royal Highness and I do have an engagement!"

"Since ancient times, marriage between a man and a woman has been ordered by the parents and the words of the matchmaker. Who has ever asked the opinion of the children? Although the elder sister can't help herself, she just happens to meet the person she likes, and life is considered complete!"

Zhang Yi sent a blessing, and Chang's girl was delighted when she heard the words.

She asked, "Can you tell fortunes?"

"I guess sister, you want marriage?"

Zhang Yi's words made Chang's girl blush,

Mrs. Chang was about to speak, but she heard shouts and curses from afar.

"It turned out to be just a bluffing Taoist priest, looking for a fight..."

Zhang Yi's face changed slightly when he heard Chang Mao's voice, something happened to Deng Zhongxiu.

This silly senior brother, the more he is afraid of trouble, the more trouble will come to him.

"Sister, I won't talk to you anymore, I'll go and see what's going on!"

Zhang Yi didn't care to talk to Chang, and ran away.

"Little Taoist priest!"

The girl from the Chang family gritted her teeth and followed.

(End of this chapter)