Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 97 The power of immortals is like the universe without seeing its extreme! (510)

"This air, this scenery... Phew... It's so comfortable, if only I could live in this place!" Wang Fan said after taking a deep breath, "If we come together every day and live in this kind of place, it's like cultivating immortals. What are you doing standing there?"

Suddenly noticing that the footsteps behind him disappeared, Wang Fan turned his head and found Liu Yuanhao stopped where he was, turned around and asked.

"I feel tired when I think about writing a review when I go back, Captain Wang." Liu Yuanhao sighed and said, "Why don't you give me an exemption? It's almost Saturday, and I want to Have a good rest..."

Liu Yuanhao's words were tentative.

The reminder from the headset set off an alarm in his heart, and his immediate reaction was to press the emergency contact button, but he didn't completely believe the news from the headset, and directly started to attack Wang Fan.

When encountering suspicious information, first check whether it is true or false. It is difficult for Liu Yuanhao to distinguish whether the news on the headset is true or false, so he can only judge Wang Fan's side first.

In the sentence just now, he hid the two traps of "exemption from review" and "rest on Saturday", and he was going to see if Wang Fan could answer it.

First, he thinks that Wang Fan will not exempt him from the review. Although Wang Fan and the team members are very chatty and a very cheerful guy, he is very strict about the regulations. He often says The word is that the rules must not be broken; second, the bureau is currently in a shortage of personnel, and I wish that 007 would be directly arranged. There is no such thing as a Saturday and Sunday rest...Of course, the salary is completely enough. .

In fact, most people’s requirements are just like this—it’s okay for me to work overtime, but you have to pay enough wages... But most of them can’t do this, and even want to prostitute for nothing, and then say “the young people of today I'm not working as hard as I used to" and other words that make my blood pressure soar.

"Exemption from review..."

Wang Fan just wanted to subconsciously say that it was impossible, but he noticed the "Saturday rest" in Liu Yuanhao's words, and suddenly the alarm bells rang in his heart, but after a slight pause, he continued, "It's okay, I'm not so Those who like to have people write a review, the regulations are dead, but people are alive, so I will let you off, enjoy your Saturday and Sunday.”

In these words, Wang Fan also left two traps. First, it is naturally that he has always emphasized that he cannot violate the regulations; It is normal for a person who is lazy but will do what should be done, shouting "exemption from review", but if he really agrees to it, he will not accept it. This is also the origin of the previous adaptation of Kong Yiji .

"Really? Captain Wang, don't lie to me! You won't regret it afterwards, right?" Liu Yuanhao asked with a smile.

"How is it possible? I will definitely do what I promised, okay?" Wang Fan pointed to the front, "Let's change positions, you go ahead."

"Okay!" Liu Yuanhao readily agreed, waving his arms and walked forward, Wang Fan also put his hands on his hips, making a posture of stretching.

At the moment when the two of them were closest to each other, almost at the same time, their hands brushed the holsters around their waists, they drew their guns, opened the safety, and aimed at each other!
Just when both of them were overwhelmed by the other's reaction and were about to pull the trigger, a soft and irresistible force surged out, making both of their bodies freeze at the same time, unable to move.

[This test is over. Team leader Wang Fan and team member Liu Yuanhao, please return according to the scheduled route. The test results and analysis will be arranged one by one after the operation is over. 】

As the voice in the headset sounded, the invisible force forcibly removed the fingers of the two from the trigger, making the gun float slowly in front of their eyes, the safety closed automatically, and returned to their gun pouches. Buckle up.

[In order to avoid unnecessary fights, you can communicate with each other to further identify each other, and communicate with the command center by contacting the equipment to determine the credibility of this test. 】

"This... what the hell are you doing!" Liu Yuanhao still couldn't believe it, and questioned Wang Fandao.

"I still want to ask you what the hell you're doing? It's you, and you're talking about a Saturday holiday. I wonder if you have had a Saturday holiday since you were admitted?" Wang Fan said angrily, his I already believe it eight or nine points in my heart, mainly because, in such a situation where I can't move, the other party doesn't need to play this kind of game with him anymore.

"Didn't I test you?" Liu Yuanhao said very confidently.

"Hey, you're still secretly cooperating with the command center to get me, right?" Wang Fan suddenly realized, and asked, "You kid, you're hiding deep enough!"

"Don't just talk nonsense, the command center clearly said something in my headset, you reported me missing and then returned..." Liu Yuanhao's voice was a little softer, probably because he realized that he was indeed at fault, after all, he was the last It started to leak.

"Can you use your brains, if the team member disappears when you are on a mission with me, I will return alone?" Wang Fan's eyes widened, his face full of disbelief, "Or will you return alone? ? Such an obvious question, you actually believe this kind of words?"

Liu Yuanhao: "..."

what to do?He seems to have a point...

"Why...how is it impossible, Team Wang, everything is possible! It's not a bad thing to be cautious!" Liu Yuanhao forcefully argued.

"Be careful, there is really no problem, and then you started to test me with private questions, is there something wrong?" Wang Fan narrowed his eyes and said, "If I remember correctly, there are instructions in the bureau's manual A clear method for this situation, and a unified question set by a single group every time a mission is issued? Or...you forgot?"

"... Is there... Is there?" Liu Yuanhao scratched his head and asked.

While relaxing their bodies, Liu Yuanhao and Wang Fan found themselves able to move again.

Wang Fan went straight up, raised his hand and gave Liu Yuanhao a brainstorm: "Have you? I let you have it... Write me a review after you go back! Including the review of using privileges in violation of regulations, give them all I wrote it! There are three copies, one with more than [-] words!"

"Wait...wait, Captain Wang, I protest, you are corporal punishment in disguise! And didn't you say everything? Everything you promised will be done, but you promised me to exempt me from review, and Saturday It’s a day off for rest!” Liu Yuanhao said, knowing he was wrong, and hugging his head.

"You still want to be exempted from self-criticism, you still want to rest on Saturdays and Sundays, go ahead and dream, I will physically punish you today..."

……

At the same time, there are similar or completely different bridge sections that are "staged" at various locations on Maoershan.

Some walked and suddenly had hallucinations, seeing their teammates turned into monsters; some found that they seemed to have entered an endless maze, and could not find a way out; Dibao; some faced the choice of "which one to save first"; some saw a beautiful woman... The pass rate of this test is [-]%, and it is also the fastest. Basically, all encounters are directly drawn.

Individuals are different and each responds differently.These responses were completely recorded one by one by the recorders they wore, and transmitted to the command center.

"About two-thirds of those who encountered abnormal situations pressed the emergency contact button at the first time, but only about one-sixth of the initial treatment was correct." Assistant Hui reported, "Further verification and follow-up Analysis, ongoing and scheduled."

"Such a ratio should be considered good, right?" Du Kang asked curiously.

"...It's like this. In fact, these have been described in the previous action manual, and how to judge and deal with these situations is also recorded. Although it may not be 100% correct, it is definitely the safest and safest way. , Of course, it can also be changed according to individual abilities.”

Han Wei explained, "Even with this action manual, this data is already considered very good from various aspects, but it is impossible for us to say this when we talk to them..."

"I understand, maybe it's good, but it has to be bad, otherwise it's not easy to scold, and you will remember it after scolding, right?" Du Kang understood.

"That's right." Han Wei nodded.

It’s a fairly simple trick, and it’s also part of the human nature of feedback—saying “good, but you can do better” generally doesn’t work as well as “bad, you’re too embarrassed.”Because the former is striving for excellence, while the latter is unwilling to be at the bottom... Most people must be faced with the latter, they will be more stimulated, and they can persist for a longer time.

Of course, which one to use and the degree of use need to be carefully grasped, and different changes should be made according to the specific situation, otherwise it will be easy to backfire.

Anyway, this is not something Du Kang needs to care about. Han Wei has much more experience in this area than him. He is only responsible for the "special effects production" and "props layout" of this large-scale exercise.

The whole exercise didn't take long from the beginning to the end, it only took about half an hour, basically everyone went through the "unforgettable exercise", and Du Kang was also saying hello to Han Wei Afterwards, he went straight home, looking quite free and easy, with a feeling of "flicking off his clothes after something has happened, hiding his merit and fame deeply".

But the conference room above is still in the state of being exploded.

Although it doesn't show it on the outside, they all seem quite stable, but the inner state cannot be calmed down for a long time.

The most important thing is that there is not just one "depth charge" that affects mentality, but three in a row!

One is that Du Kang admitted his identity, and the other is that Du Kang said that he has "something that can be of great help" to give away.

Judging from what Du Kang said, it must have been planted for at least hundreds of years!

What will it be?Being able to be said by someone with such an identity would be of great help?
Another one, of course, is Du Kang's easy "assist exercise"... It seems that Du Kang's limit cannot be seen at all!
Du Kang didn't care about these things. At this moment, he had already returned home, and was about to find out which rare crops were suitable for planting in caves according to historical records.

PS: Wu... Wu can't move, brothers, there is a feeling of exhaustion, as if today's brain capacity share has been used up.

　Counting the 3000 characters in this piece, I have coded 11 today... Since January last year, it seems that Ah Meng has not coded so many characters.

　　I feel that my brain capacity is really not enough, and I am very sleepy... I feel that if I continue to write like this, the quality will not be maintained.

　　Or let me sleep and continue writing tomorrow?Give me a chance to grow up, guys?Continue to make up every day tomorrow!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)