Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 66 The ancient Dukang, now can be a god

In this world, afternoon.

Guicheng Anomaly Investigation Bureau, a confidential conference room.

"My report is over."

After speaking to the screen, Han Wei raised his hand to pick up the water glass on the side, ready to drink some water to relieve his thirsty throat due to the long talk, and get ready to answer the following questions.

His hand holding the water glass trembled imperceptibly, which was caused by nervousness.

Yes, Han Wei was a little nervous.

With his strength and status, there are very few people who can make him nervous, but now... among the people who participated in this meeting and listened to his report, nine out of ten are such people.

Because, it matters a lot.

The land seal may not be a particularly powerful magic weapon in combat, but its detection function is too powerful, and it is especially important in this early stage of shortage of manpower.

If we say that the recovery of spiritual energy is equivalent to bringing the functions of various facilities of modernization to decades ago, almost nothing, back to the era when thieves were everywhere and need to worry about cheaters and robbery, then the land seal is like that A Skynet system in the [-]s was even more powerful than the current Skynet!
"How important this thing is, I don't think there is any need to discuss it."

Han Wei's boss took the lead and said, "Because of the 'local use only' condition, the expert team from the Spiritual Power Research Bureau has rushed to Guicheng to conduct research, evaluation and confirmation. Now let's use Xiao Han's report for pre-analysis. , if we can fully achieve what the report said... Is it possible for us to do it ourselves?"

"Looking through the classics, there is no record." Another person said, "The ability of a god can travel thousands of miles in a single thought, but this land seal is almost as capable as a god...

The strange thing is that in the records, most of the land gods need to borrow seals from the city gods. Since the recovery of spiritual energy, both Taoism and Buddhism have visions. Si Yin" for this reason, Si Baoyin, but he has never heard of such an ability. "

"Hasn't fully restored function yet?"

"They don't know. Besides, even if there is, they don't record the production method."

"Isn't it mentioned in the report, can I learn it?"

"People have said that specifically, so they must be confident. Now our people don't even have the ability to use it normally and fully utilize this land seal, and it's even impossible to make it...Of course, we still have to try."

"In short, if there is indeed a corresponding effect, the production method of this land seal, and subsequent purchases should be made. Its value lies not only in what the land seal can do, but most importantly, it is also the reason why we win him over. opportunity. Although he hasn’t raised the price yet, our sincerity should be enough.”

"What would an existence that has lived for an unknown number of years want?"

As soon as this question came out, the meeting room fell silent.

Longevity means being well-informed, having seen and experienced everything, not to mention being a powerful master of various spells.

What would such an existence want, what could it want?Can he afford what he wants?

At first glance, this question seems absurd, because the resources that people in this conference room can mobilize can be described as terrifying... But when you think about it carefully, this question is actually worth serious consideration.

"Let's talk about it when Xiao Han asks. It's meaningless for us to guess too much. We have to ask him to make a price." Han Wei's boss said, "Actually... I care more about other issues."

"The function of this land seal is so powerful, so... what about the city god's seal? County town gods, prefecture town gods, government town gods, and even capital city gods all have seals. Can it be done? What is the difference between utility and land seals? "

"And, if you are in charge of the Land Seal, do you have the function of the Land Lord? Is it considered a god?"

"If it counts, then this Du Kang, in a sense, can be understood as... can be a god?"

"The one who controls this ability, what kind of identity was it in the past, when the aura was still there, and the fairy god was still there?"

……

"I'm just an ordinary migrant worker."

In ancient times, on Mount Zhaoyao, inside the statue of the mountain god.After thinking about it for a while, Du Kang seriously answered the question of the mountain god who couldn't help but ask in a different direction.

"My lord, you were joking..." After hearing this, the mountain god naturally didn't believe it.

"There is no difference between me and you. Is there anyone who doesn't need to work these days? Gods need it, people need it, and they all want to get off work. What's the difference?" Du Kang waved his hand, "Don't worry, why is it difficult to be a worker? , I understand your behavior and will not make things difficult for you, well, those demon cultivators are coming soon."

Only then did the mountain god feel relieved, it turned out that he was a fellow!

After a long time, the group of demons finally arrived in front of the cave.The magic weapon carried by the old Taoist priest must have a positioning effect. Of course, Du Kang estimated that the more important role is sound transmission.

"They're coming soon!" The older Taoist priest paused every word, and said loudly, looking at the young Taoist priest proudly, "Junior Brother, do you know why I didn't kill you?"

"Because you can't beat it?" the young Taoist priest asked.

"It's ridiculous, my strength is far superior to yours now!" The old Taoist's face froze, and he said angrily, "I can even directly cut off the spiritual power competition without getting any injuries, which means that my strength has already reached the level against you. Fully crushed."

"Oh, it's only a year or two, and then you won't be able to beat me." The young Taoist sneered and said.

"You, how can you be so reasonable!"

The older Taoist priest clenched his fist and swung it at the young Taoist priest's face, but halfway through, after a pause, he turned his fist into a palm, grabbed the young Taoist priest's collar, and strode out with him: " Hmph, I know what you want to do, don't think to anger me, let me kill you and you'll be done, I just want you to live, watch what's going to happen next!"

"Hey, why did you leave?" Du Kang reluctantly put down the watermelon he was eating, got up, and looked at the mountain god, "It's too dangerous outside, you should wait for the news here...well, I'll give you some protection measure."

After all, after Du Kang conveniently left behind a few barrier techniques, this incarnation of spiritual power turned into spiritual power and left.

"Young Master, bring the little god, Young Master..." The change came too fast, and the mountain god stretched out his hand in vain to keep him, staying where he was.

There was no good show to watch, and the pile of melons and fruits next to him naturally became less sweet at this time, and the mountain god became impatient, scratching his ears and cheeks...but he couldn't get out.

The protective effect of Du Kang's barrier technique is quite strong, like an iron wall, and it takes care of both inside and outside - directly locked him in the statue!

……

"There aren't too many people..." Shi Yuye looked at the large area of ​​demon cultivators flying over, and his words revealed obvious disappointment.

"Today's world is not a chaotic world. Being able to gather such a large group of monks of the magic way can already be said to be a large-scale gathering of the way of magic."

Jishen carried the hoe and said with a smile: "When the little friend called me, he said that he wanted me to get rid of the pests, so I will only deal with those pests, and the rest will be troublesome for the little friend and the mother-in-law." .”

"Really? Thank you God Ji!" Shi Yuye said happily.

"Is there an inevitable relationship between the number of magic cultivators and the peace or chaos of the world?" Du Kang asked curiously when he came into contact with a new knowledge point.

"Of course, in troubled times, people's lives are worthless, incense is not strong, and the strength of many small gods has weakened. Coupled with the raging fire, flesh and blood karma, and evil spirits are everywhere, it is easier to cover the traces of the demon cultivator. It can be said that it provides extremely good for the demon cultivator. room for survival and development." Ji Shen nodded.

"However, there will be powerful gods and monks from Taoism and Buddhism coming out of the mountains at that time to subdue demons and eliminate demons, so... the vast majority of ordinary people will still die in conquests between people. This is not something that gods like us can manage gone."

"I see." Du Kang understood.

While they were talking, the two Taoist priests had already walked out of the cave and came to the open area above the cliff, surrounded by green hills and clouds, it can be called a fairyland on earth.

It's just that the batch of black demon cultivators who happened to arrive have greatly destroyed this artistic conception.

However, I saw that those demons and ghosts basically had a sinister, bloody, or brutal and manic atmosphere, many of them were ugly people, and a few of them looked quite normal on the outside, but they gave Du Kang the feeling of being even worse. It's more uncomfortable.

The older Taoist priest looked serious, and stood on the edge of the cliff with the young Taoist priest in his hand, with a manic and chaotic aura erupting from his whole body, looked at the group of demon cultivators, and said word by word: "I have performed the act of devouring the gods!" So, can you prove my sincerity?"

All the demon cultivators immediately chattered and chattered, and then they all turned their eyes to one of the demon cultivators who had the most normal appearance and could even be called handsome.

"Although they look alike in terms of aura, you can't just listen to what this kid says. Please ask the Demon King of Mantra to discriminate!"

"The Devil Lord of Mantra?" Du Kang blinked his eyes, and honestly cast "I am Mengxin" at Shi Yuye, "The Lord Demon... sounds like a strong man."

"He's a guy who became possessed because of his extreme paranoia." Shi Yuye explained, "It's not considered strong, and you don't need to care about the demon king, because there is no obvious hierarchy, and you just call yourself a demon king or a demon god when you become a demon. This thing is just a simple name, and it depends on whether others recognize it or not.

He is born to be able to distinguish whether others are lying or telling the truth. He was originally a kind-hearted Taoist priest who cared about the world and vowed to correct other people's habit of lying. "

"Miss Shi is really well-informed!" Du Kang praised first, and then asked, "And then?"

"Then he became obsessed," Shi Yuye said with a smile, "Correcting other people's habit of lying, how can such an impossible oath be made indiscriminately?"

"Is it related to the oath?" Du Kang asked, "If you swear, you must do it, otherwise you will be punished?"

"Of course there is no such rule. It just depends on how hard you feel. I swear, if you don't finish it, just pretend it never happened. Isn't that true for most people and gods?" Shi Yuye shrugged.

"That's why I said he was paranoid. He made an oath, as if if he didn't complete it, his heart would be damaged. Then he saw that he couldn't complete it, and he fell into a demon in a hurry. He wanted to correct other people by force and make them tell the truth. , even regardless of all means, typical ability is not good, and psychologically fragile!"

"Is that so?" Du Kang was greatly shocked, and suddenly remembered the plots he had seen in the novel before, and asked, "Then, Miss Shi, do you have any vows of heaven, and if you don't complete them, you will be punished?" Heavenly punishment?"

"How can there be such a thing? Will Tiandao take care of the oath when he has nothing to do? Whether Tiandao is conscious or not is another matter," Shi Yuye looked up at the sky, shrunk his neck again, and stuck out his tongue playfully , "Of course, we still have to maintain respect and awe...

In short, the oath, in my opinion, is like a mirror.You engrave the image you want to achieve in the mirror, and then work hard towards that image, but pay attention to doing what you can, if you can't do it, then change to something simpler.

Whether it is deceiving yourself, telling yourself in the mirror that you have already achieved that appearance even though you have not achieved it, or setting an impossible goal directly without knowing it because of greed, it is wrong. "

"Miss Shi is right."

"The lady who sent the child said is right."

Both Du Kang and Jishen agreed and praised.

"Haha, it's okay..." Shi Yuye smiled and changed the subject, "By the way, I didn't know the information about this Mantra Demon Lord long ago, but his information has already been recorded and is wanted."

"Ah? Wanted?" Du Kang was taken aback.

"That's right, after all demon cultivators are identified, they will be included in the most wanted list for review by gods or monks who have the heart to subdue demons and eliminate demons.

Immortals or monks with official seals can even check directly through the official seals. For example, the City God Seal given to you by the City God not only has records of origin, appearance, strength and means, but also corresponding rewards. life or death. "Shi Yuye said.

Hearing this, Du Kang took out the seal of the city god and entered spiritual power to check it, and he found the wanted list that Shi Yuye said. On it, just as Shi Yuye said, a lot of materials and bonuses of magic cultivators were clearly marked.

At the top, there are warnings to all the gods and monks, you must do what you can to subdue demons and demons, run away if you can't beat them, ask for help, try to avoid fighting alone, it is best to achieve strength crushing before doing it, and many other precautions, and A series of detailed regulations such as reward redemption and how to authenticate kills...

Du Kang: "???"

Good guy!
No wonder everyone said not to underestimate the wisdom of the ancients... Look, this "Internet Wanted" method of fighting demons and ghosts has appeared so early!

In an instant, Du Kang looked at the group of demonic monks with bright eyes.

As the City God, there are rewards for subduing demons and eliminating demons, and Du Kang will get four times from the City God.

There is also a reward for using these magic repairs to submit to the wanted list.

One devil earns two rewards, wonderful!
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