Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 58 The cat salesman's eyes are clear and confused

A lot of relevant knowledge instantly appeared in Du Kang's mind.

Black cat, a kind of exorcism that has been passed down from ancient times to modern times. In ancient China, it was believed that it can exorcise evil spirits, because whenever a disaster strikes, it will appear, similar to the role of crows and black dogs.

Among them, the crow was a divine bird that represented auspiciousness and prophecy in the folk culture before the Tang Dynasty.After the Tang Dynasty, speeches symbolizing "disaster" appeared, and there were some contradictions and entanglements, but Xuanmao remained the same until now.

In foreign countries, it is just the opposite. Foreign countries can’t tell what is a black cat and what is a black cat. In short, they mix the two together and compare them with witches, and black cats and black cats have become synonymous with evil and unlucky.Since modern times, because of the cultural output mixed in various film and television works, most people in China think that mysterious cats are unknown.

From another point of view, this can be regarded as a success in preventing the black cat from being reduced to the treatment of "black dog blood" that provides exorcism materials in various supernatural films like the black dog... Of course, the black cat itself is rare, and it is rare to see it It is also one of the main reasons.

"It seems that there is indeed someone else... What is it going to do?" Du Kang muttered.

There is a pear forest all around, and under the watchful eyes of Du Kang, Shi Yuye, and Jishen, Xuanmao is walking on the ground with light and graceful steps, looking east and west, as if he is patrolling his own territory.

Two wisps of wish power smoke sank and sank into Xuanmao's body.The black cat squinted its eyes quite happily, pressed its front legs on the ground, stretched out its claws and grasped it tightly, stood still on its hind legs, then supported its front legs down, raised its hind legs, and stretched its long tail straight.After a standard cat-mao stretching movement, Xuanmao returned to normal, and his movements appeared more brisk and lively, and then he began to work formally.

Then, the two gods and one person watched the black cat go to the east with a strong purpose, and took out a few nests of mice; then went to the south, and killed a group of termites with cat claws; Finally, I came to the north... I went to the toilet and left the smell, which is the usual method used by wild animals to mark their territories.Du Kang swept his spiritual power and found that there was indeed a group of monkeys in that direction.

"It's definitely not it!"

After this set of actions, Jishen looked at Xuanmao with full appreciation, and his words were decisive.

"Such simple and unpretentious labor, protecting the crops, absolutely cannot be the mastermind behind putting Gu worms in the pears!"

Both Du Kang and Shi Yuye nodded in agreement, and they couldn't refute Jishen on matters involving their own work and professionalism.

Of course, they really think so-whose cat will be a bad cat if it comes out at night to drive away insects, rats and animals!

"Could it be that the Taoist really wanted revenge?" Du Kang thoughtfully.

"For details, just ask the cat first, maybe it can know something else. By the way, I'm also curious about what's going on with it... It's so interesting to help the black cat that grows pears!" Shi Yuye Very moved.

"I'm also curious why it behaves like this here. The mountain god of Zhaoyao Mountain didn't come to look for it."

Ji Shen said: "The consequences of adultery can be serious or light. If it is serious, it will cut off the Tao, or punish and atone for it; Committed a crime of ignorance, if it is true, I will protect it."

So, after Xuanmao had solved his... cat's physical problems, when he was about to leave, he was blocked by Du Kang and the others.

"Meow?!" Xuanmao raised its fur vigilantly, looking at the three unexpected guests who suddenly appeared in front of it.

One is "woman", one is "man" and the other is "old man".Xuanmao named the three uninvited guests with the names he had just learned not long ago, and at the same time clearly realized that the three had no malice towards him, but a full sense of affinity.

"Meow..." Xuanmao thought for a while, and the fur that exploded relaxed again, sticking to the body, looking as smooth as silk, shiny and shiny, and meowing a few more times, in fact, it was adjusting its voice The line is probably similar to that of a human being coughing twice before clearing his throat, and then he said, "You...were you introduced by that guy?"

The voice sounds indistinguishable from men and women, and it feels a little ethereal.

Then, before Du Kang and the others could answer, Xuanmao went on to say: "Let me tell you first, I am best at catching mice and repelling insects and animals, but only limited to some small animals, because I can't beat them because they are too big.

Then, it's impossible for a guy like me to help him plant trees.Of course, if there are many of you, if you give me more of that kind of "fragrance", it's not that I can't learn it, but I don't know how long it will take to learn it, but I'm very smart.

If there is no 'fragrant', you can give me some fish, but in that case, the fish should be bigger and more..."

Du Kang's eyes are strange, and the scene of introducing business ability is actually very common, but now that the business introduction is a cat, it is not very common!And this behavior of cautiously and constantly expanding the lower limit... At first glance, it is basically a novice!

Veterans generally say "don't ask, just because you are so handsome/beautiful, so the cost price is cheaper", and when you bid again, it is "Oh, I can't sell it, so I will lose money, the boss can add more", if you persist If you say "Oh, sell it, sell it, sell it at a loss", and then wait until the customer leaves, do the math, earn several times or ten times...

"We're not here to ask you to do something... By the way, what should we call you?" Du Kang had to interrupt the black cat, and if this continued, he didn't know how long it would ramble on.

"Oh, you're not here to invite me..." Xuanmao's tone could clearly hear some disappointment, but he didn't turn his head and leave, probably because he had the same persistence as the business salesman—as long as he could still talk about that. There is drama.

It squatted down on the spot, swept its tail back and forth, and tilted its head, as if thinking: "What's my name... I don't know what my name is, but the man who planted pears called me a tiger, which sounds like a tiger." OK."

"Tiger is not a name, it is the title of a god position. If it is not granted by the imperial court or heaven, it cannot be called this." Shi Yuye explained to Xuanmao patiently.

Xuanmao tilted his head, with clear confusion in his eyes: "Although I don't know what the 'gods', 'imperial court', and 'heavenly court' you mentioned are, but since they can't be used, then I just don't need them."

Shi Yuye: "..."

"How about I give you a name?" Du Kang smoothed things over and said casually.

It is unwise to explain these system things to a black cat that is supposed to be naturally refined in the mountains and fields. This is similar to explaining the working principle of a space elevator to primitive people... Du Kang doesn't mind if he has time, after all, he and a It's also fun to chat with cats.But now, he still wanted to try to see if he could get any useful information from Xuanmao, and catch the mastermind behind putting the spirit Gu worms into the pears as soon as possible.

"..." The black cat didn't answer immediately, it stood up, walked in front of Du Kang, looked up at Du Kang for a while, then circled around Du Kang again, sniffed it closely, and then returned to Du Kang's place. In front of him, "I like your smell very much, well, what name do you want to name me?"

Xuanmao's slightly solemn movements, coupled with the gazes cast by Jishen and Shi Yuye at the same time, made Du Kang realize that something was wrong.

"Well, let me ask first, the name..." Du Kang asked in a low voice, "Does it have any meaning?"

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