Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 55 The first day of Chenghuang's vacation-going bankrupt! (Ask for a monthly ticket to follow up~)

"Are there only three bowls brewed in total? The output is a bit low."

"Hey, at this time, shouldn't you be sighing, what kind of wine is it that can make all living beings in the three realms, all immortals, gods, Buddhas, dao, ghosts, and ghosts drunk once? What is the output volume a bit low? It doesn't hurt to stand and talk. Go!" Shi Yuye said angrily.

"It's a legend... Well, it's mainly because what you said, Miss Shi, is too high-end, and there is no chance of obtaining it at all. Is it really possible for that legendary wine to exist?" Du Kang laughed. He smiled and asked, "After that, did Dionysus never make that kind of wine again?"

"After that, Dionysus disappeared." Shi Yuye said.

"Disappeared?" Du Kang was taken aback.

"Yeah, otherwise, why do you think you will ask you if you are the God of Dionysus when you hear your name? It is said that after that, there will be no gods or people who can find the God of Dionysus, and even forget what the God of Dionysus looks like I don't know if it's because of too much alcohol, let alone where he went, it's very strange, but anyway, I can be sure that God is still there..."

Shi Yuye said: "This matter is too far away from me, and I also heard from my sister."

"... Is it possible that you want to skip work permanently because you are too annoying to go to work?" Du Kang thought for a while and made a guess.

"Well, Mr. Du, your idea is very novel, and it is a possibility!" Shi Yuye heard this, thoughtfully, "Permanent absence from work..."

"Calm down, Miss Shi, calm down! It's cool to run away from work for a while, but it's always good to run away from work all the time... Ah no, it's okay to run away for a while, but it's not so good to run away forever!"

Du Kang hastily stopped Shi Yuye from thinking about it, although judging from Shi Yuye's current working status, it is no different from being permanently absent from work. It may only be one or two days a month, at most three or four days, but in essence, , there is still a fundamental difference.

Running away for more than 20 days a month, as long as no big troubles are revealed, Shi Yuye's identity is just a small problem that can be fooled at will. Maybe all the big guys do this, but leaving completely is probably the principle of confronting the system Sex problem again!

Du Kang didn't know how the system that gods need to go to work came about, but he didn't need to think about it. There were naturally reasons why so many gods with powerful abilities and backgrounds still needed to abide by this rule.

"Don't worry, I can tell right from wrong, I just think about it casually." Shi Yuye waved his hand and smiled.

"Huh..." Du Kang breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, Ji Shen also happened to arrive, and the spiritual power incarnation of Du Kang who led the way for him turned into spiritual power and returned to the earth.

"Little friend and Empress Songzi are here." Jishen greeted him quite friendly, probably since he found out that Du Kang had obtained the complete "Book of Sheji", his attitude became more and more intimate.

On the way here, Du Kang's spiritual incarnation had already explained to Jishen that Shi Yuye would also come together, saying that he had once been favored by Shi Yuye and promised that Shi Yuye would call her if he had any interesting things, and this time it was Thinking that Shi Yuye should have never been involved in this kind of thing as a concubine, she might find it interesting, so she called her.

This kind of explanation is mainly to prevent God Ji from having the idea that "Du Kang thinks that I can't handle it with only a god, so I need to call more people"... Shi Yuye's reaction before proved this point, and gods also want face, " If you don’t call me, do you look down on me”, “If you call me, do you tell other people not to trust me?” There will also be emotions like this!

"I've seen Jishen~" Shi Yuye smiled and waved livelyly. With her predestined relationship, it is conceivable that her ability to deal with people is absolutely full.

"The old farmer seems to be coming to his residence soon, why don't we go to the neighborhood together now, and if there is any unexpected situation, we can quickly take control at the first time, how about it?" Du Kang detected the old farmer's movements in his consciousness, and said He said, "It just so happens that the civil and military judges and the six divisions in the Town God's Temple have all arrived. I have already communicated with them and asked them to deploy their defenses carefully. There is no need to worry about the future."

Naturally, Jishen and Shi Yuye had no objection, and one person and two gods began to rush towards the old farmer's location.

"By the way, what you're talking about is the help that the civil and military judge and the Six Departments brought in... What about the City God?" On the way, Shi Yuye suddenly remembered this question and asked, "Didn't you inform him?"

"Chenghuang has worked for so many years, and finally had a chance to take a vacation. This happened not long after he left. If he was called back at this time, he would feel very uncomfortable. Maybe there is a breakdown. It's possible," Du Kang said, saying the reason he had thought of long ago, "so I thought I might as well not call him."

"Really? But, Mr. Du, why do I feel that you seem to have thought of another point?"

Shi Yuye raised her eyebrows and said: "It's okay if this kind of thing is just a small incident. If it is confirmed that the evil spirit behind it is a big problem, and we solve it, there will be a big reward after the review... At that time you After negotiating with the City God, how many times is the salary determined when you replace him?"

"Ahem... this can be regarded as one aspect, as expected, I can't hide it from Miss Shi," Du Kang blinked, and said, "The multiple is four times, but that's not what I bargained for, it's what the city god himself said. .”

"Tsk tsk tsk, this is still the first day, and if such a big event happens, it will be quadrupled... I'm afraid the City God may go bankrupt if it's not the first day of vacation!"

Shi Yuye and Du Kang looked at each other and laughed "hehe" at the same time.

"What... are you talking about? Substitutes? Yes, where is Chenghuang? Wait, little friend, are you acting as substitutes for Chenghuang now?"

Ji Shen, who was listening on the side, finally figured out what the two were talking about, thought for a while, and said, "Hmph, even so, the city god still has to thank you, my friend, although a lot of incense may have to be handed over, but the merit is To be honest, if it is on his head, maybe there will be a chance to rise further, so there is no need to stay here..."

When Du Kang and Shi Yuye heard the words, they immediately respected God Ji. They were indeed one of the oldest members of the immortal system, and they immediately saw the most critical point - the reward is second, and the position can go up Moving around is the most important thing!
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"crunch..."

Get up early in the morning and rush on the road, arrive at noon, and come back after selling pears, dusk has already fallen.This is because today's pears are sold faster than before, otherwise it would be at least midnight when the old farmer came back.

Although he pushed the cart for a long distance, the old farmer didn't look tired. After doing farm work for a long time, he naturally got used to it. If it were some young people from the modern age, it would be difficult to finish the job. On the other hand, even if I finished it, I would have to lie down on the bed and fall asleep immediately after walking such a long distance to get home.

The old farmer was not in a hurry, looked around, went back to the house, closed the door, opened a wooden cabinet, and took out something from it.

Du Kang, Jishen, and Shi Yuye, who had been observing nearby, were refreshed.

"Is that... incense?"

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　One day, while eating, I raised a question that has troubled me for a long time. As an author, what should I do if I feel sleepy every time I wake up in the morning and sit at the table to start typing?
　　Axue smiled slightly: "Aiming at this point, I have found a very effective solution, just like in class, if you listen to the class, you will feel sleepy, but as long as you play games or read novels, you will feel refreshed. The drowsiness is gone! So, if you get sleepy while coding, you can easily solve it by playing games directly!"

　　I can't help but marvel, this sounds like a great idea.

　　So, I started to try.

　　The effect of the game on eliminating drowsiness is incredible, but at the same time, I have also ushered in new problems.

　　A day later, also at the dinner table, I asked Ah Xue again.

　　"Although playing games can indeed relieve drowsiness, how do you stop from playing games and start coding?"

　　Ashue smiled again and said.

　　"This problem is very difficult, and I am also looking for a solution."

　　
　
(End of this chapter)