Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 35 This isn't 996 anymore, it's 007! (Ask for a monthly ticket to follow up~)

"The city's daily affairs, the City God...is really no problem." Du Kang thought to himself.

The word Chenghuang, derived from Shuiyong, was originally the god of Shuiyong who protected the ditch water of the city. Later, he was upgraded to be the patron saint of the town, and then gradually evolved into an official in charge of the underworld affairs of a city. Like the Lord of the Land, he is personified, and different people are employed in different places, basically local celebrities, military generals, heroes and so on.

"Of course, otherwise, after I came here excitedly to talk to you, wouldn't I be quite embarrassed if this couldn't be done?"

Shi Yuye answered Du Kang's question that "Miss Shi has already asked" before, and said, "How is it? You don't have any worries now, do you?"

"Before, I just felt that something was not good, so how can I talk about it as a worry?" Du Kang laughed, "After I explain the situation to the land owner and make sure that the land owner has returned to the state where he can go to work normally, we can go to work." Let’s try to substitute for Chenghuang.”

"I'm just waiting for your words!" Shi Yuye breathed a sigh of relief, then impatiently walked in one direction, "Come, come, come with me."

Du Kang followed and asked curiously: "What does the city god here have anything to do with Miss Shi?"

From the very beginning, Shi Yuye made it very obvious that "I hope Du Kang will agree to replace Chenghuang". It is impossible for Du Kang not to pay attention.However, he didn't have any negative emotions such as resentment or being used.Leaving aside the fact that he owes Shi Yuye a lot, after all, the replacement of City God is something he is willing to do, and it is good for him!

Strictly speaking, this should be a mutual benefit.

I don't know if the previous replacement was drawn by the "Shangxian" who has not yet masked, at least this time it can be regarded as Du Kang's own work, there is no such thing as a middleman earning the difference, with this pioneer After the first precedent, there will be many more places that can be operated in the future...

"Relationship? No, there is no relationship between us. If I have to say, you know, I also have various assessments, and these assessments are recorded and handed in by the Temple of the City God. Although, in my capacity, There is no need to pay special attention to this thing, but it will still be a bit annoying in general.”

Shi Yuye couldn't help complaining while talking: "It's very difficult to go out to relax and play, or to chat with old friends, and you will be recorded as absent from work! If there are too many absenteeism in a month, Chenghuang's side It’s not easy to cover, and the main body is not easy to justify..."

Du Kang: "..."

Although he already had a vague guess about these systems in the Immortal System, when he heard these very familiar words, Du Kang still had a sense of "kindness" in his heart.This kind of intimacy is a bit weird, because it seems to be a bit of gloating... The gods also go to work so much that they want to miss work and take vacations!

However, Du Kang is more concerned about another point.

"...the number of 'too many', exactly how many times?"

"Well... that's about twenty days a month..." Shi Yuye thought for a while.

Du Kang's eyes changed from empathy to looking at a salted fish.

"What kind of strange eyes do you have! Come here if you have the ability. If you really want to follow the regulations, there will be no holiday for one day in a year. At the beginning, I worked hard with full energy, but it has been hundreds of years. , I want to relax and enjoy, what's wrong?" Shi Yuye said confidently.

"Do you have to work every day, all year round?" Du Kang couldn't help repeating.

This is not the "blessing" of 996 anymore, this is the legendary 007, it's been hundreds of years!

Du Kang suddenly felt that he seemed to be able to understand those gods who had no incense and no intention to work hard. The never-ending 007, who can stand it?Unless you can become a big boss, you can operate internally... But what about those who can't see the hope of promotion like them?It is reasonable to lie flat and rotten!
"Yeah, do you think it's so easy to be a god, and incense is so easy to earn?" Shi Yuye opened up the chatterbox again, and began to pour out bitter water, "You must abide by the rules, you must not abuse spells, and do the right thing, except for incense. In addition, you may not be able to get rewards, but the punishment for doing something wrong is quite severe...it's hard!"

"It certainly doesn't sound like a comfortable career choice."

Du Kang commented, thinking that fortunately he was only a temporary substitute. If he had been in one position, confined to one place 007, and couldn't go anywhere for hundreds of years...it's hard to say whether he would go crazy, but Longing for a vacation for sure!
"I'm pretty good at this. After all, it's just giving away a child. At most, I can confirm the composition of the person who is asking for a child. I can also gossip for fun. Generally speaking, there are not too many. If there are too many, life We can afford it, but we can’t afford it... All in all, it’s still a relatively easy job position, but it’s different for those who have a lot of responsibility and are not too high-ranking.”

Shi Yuye went on to say: "It's like the City God you're planning to replace, who has a strong sense of responsibility, and has never been able to choose a suitable replacement for him, and has worked in this position for hundreds of years.

For hundreds of years, there is no day off, and the city god has to take care of so many chores, large and small, arresting and interrogating ghosts and sending them to the underworld, judging injustice in the world, protecting the city from evil spirits... What can we do without it? he?I can still take advantage of my status and the convenience of my work to escape from work from time to time and go out for a walk, without any serious consequences. What about him, let alone skipping work during holidays, when he is busy, he really has no time to move his butt ! "

"Hiss... so scary?" Du Kang gasped.

"Ahem... Actually, it's okay. My description just now was a bit exaggerated. The main reason is that it lasted too long." Shi Yuye coughed lightly and said, "In his current situation, he just wants to take a vacation. At least a few days a month can be spent doing other things, thinking about it is almost crazy.

So, when the time comes, you can hit him...don't save me face, hit him hard!The deal between me and him is that I found you who is qualified to replace him, and then, if I skipped work, he can no longer take care of it in the future, and wants to cover it all up for me, but this has nothing to do with the relationship between you and him. It has nothing to do with the transaction between them, you understand? "

"I understand, I understand." Du Kang understood, nodded decisively and agreed.

It is a bastard not to take advantage of the advantage, Du Kang knows this very well!
PS: After reading the next chapter... the detailed outline, it is the detailed outline, and the next chapter will return to modern pretense!The excitement is coming soon!
Shared diary ↓

　I thought that differences in eating habits would lead to more serious conflicts, such as eating.

　　Later, I realized that this question is unfounded.

　　First, although there are indeed differences in eating habits, they are not very big, that is, A Xue and A Xing can't eat spicy food, A Xing can't eat sour food, and I can't eat seafood.

　　Second, and most importantly - we don't cook.

　　How often do you order takeout instead of cooking... Let’s put it this way, I feel that the rice cooker I bought can be put on a 99 new label if I sell it now.

　　
　
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