Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 31 Du Kang is not the God of Dionysus, the God of Ji presented Ji Shu! (Ask for a monthly ticket to follow up~)

"You are not the land old man, who are you!"

Jishen almost fainted from the anger, and the trembling old finger pointed slightly away from Du Kang's direction, and asked, "Is it interesting to pretend to be an old man from the land to bully me?"

Ji Shen didn't see through Du Kang's [disguise], so in his eyes, Du Kang looked like a very short little old man, Di Gong.

Then, it was a little old man like this who took out a nine-foot-five-inch Qinglong Yanyue knife and played it decently!

Among other things, you have that height, can you handle this kind of weapon? !
If you think that Du Kang is faked by the land lord and not someone else, then it is called a problem with IQ!

"I'm definitely not a fox pretending to be a tiger, and using Guan Gong's power to bully God Ji."

Du Kang smiled slightly, took back the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, bowed his hands again and said, "It's just that Ji God, you have always said that I am a treacherous villain, and there is really no other way, so I came up with this method to prove myself. Ji God, don't turn it upside down Right and wrong."

Guan Gong, the existence of "loyalty", "faith", "righteousness" and "courage" in one, has been regarded as a model and a martial saint throughout the long history. There are so many titles that ordinary people can't remember them all. Just pick a few out of them, they are also famous and deafening existences, such as-"The Great Emperor of the Three Realms Subduing Demons God Weiyuan Town Tianzun Guan Shengdijun", "True Yuan Shows Ying Zhaoming Yihan Tianzun" and so on, their status is natural It is one of the top few among the gods.

In comparison, although the God of Ji has a long history, it is very likely that he was born before Yanhuang, and Guan Gong was gradually granted the title after the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, but if you have to say how high or low...the result is naturally needless to say.

However, Du Kang only emphasized one point from the beginning to the end. He took out the Qinglong Yanyue Saber just to prove "I am not a treacherous villain", not to use Guan Gong's power to oppress people... to oppress God.

You can't say that the person who gave Guan Gong the sword is a treacherous villain, can you?Who do you look down on?

"I turned right and wrong? You... Huh, I can't say no to you!"

Jishen seemed to be an honest old farmer who farmed the land, but he didn't expect that his words and deeds were similar. He probably realized that what Du Kang said was indeed correct, and that he really had no way to refute it. The redness caused by anger can be seen on the copper-dark complexion.

"It seems that this self-certification, I should have succeeded." Du Kang didn't force him, and said with a smile, "If this is the case, then I will resign."

Without mentioning what the two said before, as if nothing had happened, Du Kang turned around and was about to leave.

"Wait a minute," Ji Shen called Du Kang as expected, "Why are you going? You want to pretend to be magnanimous, and let me fall into the situation of 'god of treachery'? I, Ji Shen, will definitely do what I promised. Give me all the 'prayers', and I will cover everything about farming in the future!"

"God Ji cares about the lives of the people, and does things for the 'prayers' of the common people. I am deeply impressed." Du Kang smiled and praised the words of praise without hesitation.

Although I don't know what grievances and grievances between Jishen and the former Sheshen, it must have nothing to do with Du Kang. Therefore, according to common sense, if Jishen makes things difficult for him, Du Kang will turn around and leave, or fight without saving face. Face, there is no problem.

But Ji Shen's aggressiveness is too weak, left and right is nothing more than a higher voice, and the worst word is "treacherous villain"... This kind of vocabulary is not as aggressive as the modern "little fool" and "little fool". Basically the same, not only approximately equal to 0, sometimes it may be a negative number, indicating a compliment.

In addition, Jishen also said that even if Du Kang did not come to him, he would try his best to bless those farmers for planting and production, but he would not give incense to Du Kang... This kind of anger also never forgets his own responsibilities and fulfills all responsibilities It's really hard for Du Kang to dislike what he did.

Therefore, after making God Ji take the initiative to complete the "pray" according to the agreement, Du Kang also appropriately stepped up the steps, and attributed the reason for God Ji's fulfillment of the "pray" to due diligence, not on the bet Lose, so that God Ji can step down.

"...Hmph, you can talk, you've said all the good things..."

Ji Shen's expression slowed down a bit, but he was still a little stern. After muttering something, he probably couldn't bear it anymore: "Hurry up and change your face, why are you still pretending in front of me? What you did is a good thing, you have to stand up for it." Looking at the face of that old man from the land is shocking!"

Du Kang couldn't help laughing, what happened to make him hate him so much?

Indeed, there was no need to insist any longer, so Du Kang lifted the [disguise]. Judging by Jishen's behavior as an honest man, he didn't look like he would make a small report specifically, and if he said something, it would be considered a real report , Du Kang is not in a hurry, after all, his salary has already been obtained in advance, it is nothing more than that he may feel sorry for the land owner...

"Isn't he good-looking? He's eight feet tall and has a great appearance. He's such a good son, why can't he think about pretending to be that old man?" Ji Shen looked at Du Kang after he removed his disguise, and his tone softened a lot, but his words Still complaining a little, "What's your name, little friend?"

Du Kang is completely sure now, Ji Shentie is a good man, all the attacks are against the Lord of the Land!
"My surname is Du, Mingkang, Mutudu, Guangli Kang." Du Kang introduced himself dumbfounded.

"Du Kang, God of Dionysus?!" Ji Shen's eyes widened and his throat surged.

"No, no, I just happen to have the same name and surname. Don't get me wrong, God Ji."

Du Kang quickly shook his head to explain, thinking to himself—"Why do all these gods think of Dionysus subconsciously one by one, why don't I just add this sentence when I introduce myself next time? Otherwise, I always feel that I have to repeat it every time, strange It's weird, but if you don't add it, if the other party says "Of course I know you can't be Dionysus Du Kang", will it be a little awkward again?"

"Oh..." Jishen slammed his lips in disappointment visible to the naked eye, and said again, "Then, why did Xiaoyou Du become an old man in the land and do these things?"

"The original land lord just took office, but because he was too eager to complete the assessment and passed the standard, all of a sudden..." Du Kang told Jishen what happened.

"I have nothing to do in my spare time. I thought that the Lord of the Land is also kind-hearted. He wants to complete the work without taking crooked ways. However, his own mana is low, and he has just taken office. He is inexperienced, and because of this, he hurts the source. And it’s not good for those ordinary people who sincerely pray and do things down-to-earth, so I want to help him. I also ask God Ji not to tell other people about this matter.”

"Ha, all the old men in the land are such stupid things without brains!" Ji Shen laughed loudly when he heard the words, "Don't worry, Du Xiaoyou, I am definitely not the kind of person who talks nonsense, and just hearing Du Xiaoyou tell me this This incident already made me very happy, and for Du Xiaoyou's sake, I will definitely fulfill those 'prayers'!"

"If that's the case, it can't be better." Although he had expected it, Du Kang heaved a sigh of relief and said with a smile, "Then I'll leave first, there are other things to do."

"Wait a minute, Du Xiaoyou."

God Ji called Du Kang again, and when he turned his hands, a jade slip appeared in his hand, and he handed it to him, "I didn't recognize Du Xiaoyou's real body earlier, offended you, please don't blame me, this thing is regarded as an apology. "

"Actually, it's not a big problem...what is this thing?" Du Kang originally wanted to decline, after all, he couldn't bring the real thing back, and it was useless to take it, but when he saw the bamboo slip style made of jade, he immediately took it subconsciously. , asked curiously.

"This is—"Ji Shu"." Ji Shen replied with a smile.

PS: Shared diary ↓
　The difference in body size often makes some fun.

　　For example, Ashe is a big guy, and I am fairly standard and well-proportioned.

　　The shared house is an old community, and the underground parking space is worrying, so many cars are parked directly on the street in front of the community.

　　Once, A Xue and I were going to go to the opposite side of the street, so I squeezed between the car and the car, but when I turned my head, A Xue was gone. When I was wondering, I suddenly saw A Xue coming from the end of the side road. Walk around the zebra crossing.

　　I didn't think much about it for a while. After Axue came in front of me, I just lamented that Axue really obeyed the rules, but in fact our street is a residential street. There are no traffic lights and no problem if you don't walk the zebra crossing.

　　In the end, Axue answered me: "Is there a possibility that I just can't squeeze through the middle?"

　　I observed Ashe's body shape and found that it really made sense.

　　Another one is Ah Xing.Axue and I are both 1.8 meters 1.7, and A Xing, according to him, is [-] meters and is extremely light in weight. He said that standing next to us when walking, the pressure is huge, and it feels like being squeezed by two people. A mountain is clamped.

　　Once, when we went shopping in a supermarket with a lot of people, we checked out separately. Axue and I came out first, so we waited for him at the door.

　　There were a lot of people, A Xue and I looked forward, but we didn't see A Xing come out.

　　I said, "Where are the Axing people? Isn't it right behind us?"

　　Axue: "I don't know, maybe I added some more things and queued up again?"

　　Ah Xing standing in front of us: "What are you doing? What are you looking at?"

　　
　
(End of this chapter)