Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 25 If it's not impossible, who wants to go to work? (Seeking a monthly ticket for further reading~))
"The thing is like this, the Land Lord who is in charge of the north of the city and several villages outside the city..."

Du Kang finally chose to tell Shi Yuye about the situation.Whether she is willing to take those jobs or not, at least she needs to explain the matter of the land grabbing incense.

Unexpectedly, just after finishing speaking, Shi Yuye's focus was not at all on the matter that the Earth Lord had robbed her of incense.

"Is it still possible to do this? Then, he asked you to take over, if... I mean, what if you are found out?"

Du Kang felt that he could hear full of undisguised expectation and excitement from Shi Yuye's tone?

"It's generally not easy to detect."

Du Kang didn't care about etiquette and impoliteness, and continued to eat peaches. By the way, he turned on the [Camouflage] and showed it to Shi Yuye. This time Du Kang could clearly perceive the spiritual power in his body—obviously, [Camouflage] was also a kind of magic. It also requires the use of spiritual power to produce effects.

As for being able to use this spell when I didn't have spiritual power at the beginning, it was probably under the blessing of the system, right?Du Kang guessed.

"Yo, your illusion technique is fine." Shi Yuye looked at Du Kang's eyes and was amazed. It wasn't until his eyes began to flash with aura that he confirmed, "I can't see through it easily!"

"Ms. Shi can't see through easily, which means that there are very few who can see through. The City God is definitely not in this range." Du Kang said, "So, as long as I don't take the initiative to expose it, it shouldn't be a big problem."

"It makes sense, then, your illusion should be able to transform into a woman, right?" Shi Yuye tentatively asked, "Or, is there any woman who does the same thing as you?"

The corner of Du Kang's mouth twitched slightly. Although he had expected it, your map of Yan Kingdom is too short!

"It's just me, and, Miss Shi, even if I'm willing to transform into a woman to take over for you, I won't give you a child..." Du Kang replied helplessly.

Du Kang is willing to take over from the bottom of his heart. After all, if it is really the next step, he will be able to do it himself. There is no possible "shangxian" middleman to make the difference!
However, Du Kang can do what the Lord of the Land wants to do, but Song Zi is really impossible.

I can't really end it in person, isn't it no different from those temples that have the power to "send children" for no reason?

Du Kang is still quite cautious about this kind of thing, and even his thinking is still the attitude of "if you fall in love, you should rush to get married", which seems out of tune with those of your peers who are more and more flirtatious in modern society.In addition, as a full-time author, he lives reclusively and is a serious nerd, so that although he is handsome, he has never been in a relationship so far.

But he is not in a hurry. Like most of his friends who are also single, his thought is-"It's not that I can't find a girl to fall in love with, it's just that I don't want to."

"That's true." Shi Yuye sighed, disappointment visible to the naked eye.

"Miss Shi, you... hate going to work?" Du Kang asked tentatively.

"To be precise, it's not that I hate it, but if there is no lack of incense, who would like to go to work?"

Shi Yuye did not know where to find another peach and started to chew: "Look, for people like me, the main body earns a lot of money over there, even if I lose my distracted incense income here, it's nothing, so I don't need to work so hard, anyway, no one cares about me, it's reasonable to take a break once in a while, right?"

"...It's very reasonable." Du Kang pondered for a moment and gave the answer. This attitude of lying flat and swaying is really kind.
"But you can't go too far, at least you can't leave directly, or act inappropriately, such as eating tribute directly on the god's throne and being seen by others, which will affect the reputation of the main body." Shi Yuye looked at Du Kang again, "Master Du, you..."

"Miss Shi, don't worry, I've always kept my mouth shut, not to mention that you gave me back the 3000-year-old flat peach, which is a great kindness to me. If you say it out, that's not considered a bad conduct, a breach of promise, that's a villain's behavior, I definitely can't do such a thing!" Du Kang immediately patted his chest to assure.

"Well, it looks like you are really trustworthy." Shi Yuye seemed to be finally relieved, smiled, and asked again, "So, what you originally came to do is to apologize for that land lord ?"

"It's probably one of the main purposes." Du Kang nodded, "After all, it's to grab incense, and what I'm doing is not within the scope of my duties. I can't justify it anywhere. Although judging from the current situation, Miss Shi has a lot Don't care about that..."

"No, no, actually, I still really care." Shi Yuye waved his hands repeatedly.

Du Kang's next words stuck in his throat, and he looked at Shi Yuye with a look full of disbelief, do you want to listen to what you are talking about?
Obviously, what he said before meant lying down and not wanting to go to work, okay, so what's going on with this sudden caring?

A lot of possible guesses suddenly emerged in Du Kang's mind.

"Haha, I care about how the land lord manages to deliver his son successfully!"

Shi Yuye was amused by Du Kang's gaze, laughed and said, and even moved Liu Mei smartly, and lowered her voice: "Don't you wonder how he did it?"

So what's going on with your gossip-loving little girl look!
The corner of Du Kang's mouth twitched. From the fact that Shi Yuye handed over a 3000-year-old flat peach to him to eat, it can be deduced that her body is definitely at the level of a big boss among gods, but Shi Yuye's performance from beginning to end was not at all like that. It's what a boss should look like... This contrast makes Du Kang feel a little weird.

But it can't be said to be a bad thing-an amiable, down-to-earth fairy is obviously more relaxing than a high-ranking fairy who doesn't even communicate at all.

"To tell you the truth, Miss Shi, I'm actually quite curious, but I already left when I found out about it, and I even thought about turning back and asking him." Du Kang also lowered his voice quite cooperatively, pulling the communication to gossip model.

"Mr. Du, you are wrong. What's the fun of asking about this kind of thing in person? You have to go and see for yourself!" Shi Yuye's tone could be heard clearly ready to move, "If any problems are found, Go and ask in person..."

"That makes sense, but, Miss Shi, can't you leave easily?" Du Kang heard Shi Yuye's meaning and asked doubtfully.

"Oh, it doesn't matter if you run so many times a month! Besides, I'm not worried, Mr. Du, what are you worried about?" Shi Yuye pointed, and a statue appeared on the altar, and then urged impatiently, "Let's go! I haven't skipped work for a long time!"

PS: Shared diary ↓
　Regarding the implementation of the wandering Xiaoqiang plan, there is actually another extremely important action that was not within the scope of the pre-plan.

　　The thing is like this, there is a water purifier in the kitchen of the shared house, because tap water is used to boil the water, it will have a strange smell, so Axue and I usually get the water from the water purifier, but the water purifier does not know Why is the water output so small that it takes a long time to fill up a pot.

　　So, gradually, put the pot on the water outlet, and occasionally we will do other things, and when the time is almost up, we will come back and turn off the water purifier and start boiling water.

　　And what happened next... I believe everyone has guessed it.

　　People are forgetful.

　　There are always a few times a month, turn on the water purifier, put the kettle there to catch water, and then... forget about it.

　　When he realized it again, the entire countertop and the kitchen floor had turned into a swamp.

　　What does this have to do with the wandering xiaoqiang project—of course it has something to do with it. In many corners, there will be some small food residues that cannot be cleaned up, and these residues are enough for those xiaoqiangs to reproduce and survive for a long time.

　　However, the water flow can carry away these residues, and we have to clean up every time it turns into a swamp.

　　So... those residues were also taken away by us.

　　Come to think of it, this is one of the reasons why Xiaoqiang became extinct so quickly.

　　After discussing with Axue, I named this operation—Flooding the Seventh Army, and this operation will not be carried out from time to time!
　　(Definitely not a bad memory!)

　　
　
(End of this chapter)