Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 23 Simply change the name to Songzi Land and forget it! (Ask for a monthly ticket to follow up~)

"Part-time workers have to be skilled. It is not advisable to blindly work hard and recklessly!" Du Kang shook his head with emotion.

This is like when the food delivery service first appeared, so many orders were placed there, and simply taking them one by one and delivering them one by one would not only take a lot of time, but also waste energy and energy. The number of orders that can be sent within will be reduced.

Be a little smarter, take a batch first, plan an area, and send them in the order of the shortest route, which can greatly improve efficiency.

This should be a solution that normal people can think of, but I don’t know if the land lord didn’t think of it or not. Anyway, Du Kang judged from checking his "prayer" completion records, he probably just did whatever he saw, and then got tired. After working hard, I can only complete one or two "prayers" a day, plus I am an "old god", my physique can't keep up, and my mana is low, so it's reasonable to be tired.

If you are smarter, you can try some high-end operations... Du Kang had a preliminary idea in his mind.

"The Lord of the Earth needs to complete the "prayer" to obtain the incense, so that the assessment at the end of the month can meet the standards... What about the other gods?" Du Kang thought.

"There are so many gods, and each has a different division of labor. Since the land is publicly owned and has performance requirements, it doesn't make sense that other gods don't.

The functions of many gods are repeated. What the land god can do, other gods can actually do, and some gods do the corresponding things much more professionally than the land god! "

The more Du Kang thought about it, the brighter his eyes became. Although it was only a preliminary idea, his intuition told him that this would definitely work!
"Then next..."

Du Kang continued to look at the mountain of "prayers" through the lithograph, as if what he saw was not a lot of troubles, but a mountain of gold and silver, a mountain of incense!

[The widow in the north of the city is harassed by the adulterous ghost and asks for asylum; Incense*3]

[Wife Li's wife, East Wang Si of Wufu Village, begs for a son; Incense*3]

[Wife of Yaoda in the East of Yaojia Village begs for a child; Incense*3]

[Wife of Tangzheng in the west of Tangjia Village begs for a son; Incense*3]

"...You might as well change your name to Songzi Land!"

As Du Kang scanned the prayers, he couldn't help complaining, he knew what was going on without even thinking about it, it must have been too effective after the successful begging for a child from the previous Landlord, so it spread... The problem lies in this thing He shouldn't have done it at all!
What's more, Du Kang didn't know how to deliver the child at all, so he couldn't end it himself, right?He doesn't have Prime Minister Cao's hobbies!
"The most important point is that this will offend God!"

Du Kang shook his head, cutting off people's wealth is like killing their parents, cutting off god's incense is probably a sworn enemy, but even a little brain can't do it, can't it?
The problem is that the Lord of the Land really did this!
If he continued with his way of doing things, even if he didn't get tired, he might be united by other gods one day, knocking sap sticks behind his back, or coming to his door to question his crimes, or directly complaining to the higher authorities... The conclusion is that there will be no good end.

Thinking about it, the things that should be done did not stop. Du Kang spent more than half an hour dividing all the "prayers" into seven parts, namely: evil ghosts and spirits (need to exorcise evil spirits), bless peace (hunting) or shipping goods and merchants), prosperity of wealth (doing business), grain harvest (farming), fair judgment, punishment of evil (fighting, bullying, etc.), seeking children, and guiding the way for the soul (sending the dead to Chenghuang Temple to enter the underworld reincarnation).

"There are so many prayers for a child that they can be divided into one category! What have you done!"

Du Kang had the urge to turn back and ask the Land Lord directly.

"It's been half a month since someone else asked for it in the first year of junior high school. If it wasn't very effective, how could it be so widely publicized?"

"But the problem is that in half a month, normally the fertilized egg has just implanted for seven or eight days, right? It's hard to see it with B-ultrasound, unless human chorionic gonadotropin (HCG) is detected in the blood to be sure... ...Could it be possible that there was some native method to detect this in ancient times?"

Du Kang once again lamented that the necessary research in the writing process is very useful for accumulating all kinds of knowledge. For example, now, at least he can be sure that if he is only half a month pregnant, there will be no abnormalities in appearance at all.

In ancient times, there should be no conventional method to detect it during this time period, and it is basically necessary to feel the joy pulse after six to seven weeks of pregnancy.

"I hope I didn't make any big troubles for me..." Du Kang sighed and confirmed the first destination of this itinerary.

Du Kang didn't intend to start fulfilling those "prayers" right now. Although he was sure that his ability to fully pray was far stronger than that of the Lord of the Land, he already had a better plan at this time, which would allow him to more easily Complete the prayer and meet the assessment standards.

The first destination - Songzi Niangniang Temple.

There is a Songzi Niangniang Temple in Guicheng...at least in the ancient times Du Kang was in at this time.

Different from the "small and simple" of the Earth Temple, the Songzi Niangniang Temple is much more majestic. It is not as simple as finding a roadside like the Earth Temple, with two stones as the wall, one stone as the roof, and a small stone pile inside. Or just put a statue, but a temple with an appearance of thirty or forty square meters.

What made Du Kang a little strange was that no one came in or out of this Songzi Niangniang Temple. At first glance, the incense was very deserted, and even the temple gate was ajar.

This is the Songzi Niangniang Temple, the incense is constantly burning, and it is normal to be extraordinarily prosperous!

Du Kang's heart skipped a beat.

Bad!
It wouldn't be the first day of junior high school, when the Lord of the Land came out, he would directly poach all the incense believers away!

Doesn't this go directly to the point of "unshakable hatred"?

Du Kang hesitated for a moment. Originally, he planned to [transform] into the image of the Lord of the Earth to visit, so that he could talk about things directly. In this situation, if he really did that, would he immediately start a fight?

Hmm...very likely!
It's not that I'm worried that I won't be able to fight, but I can't think of it. I don't have much combat effectiveness (Note 1), as long as I don't use any unheard of "big pregnancy technique", "stare at someone pregnant technique", "what is filial piety, What is love, let's feel the greatness of mother's love - Pregnancy gaze (the technique of identification of the strong)" Such abilities, Du Kang said that he must not panic!

After a little thought, Du Kang decided not to transform for the time being, but to go in and see the situation.

So, he came to the temple, opened the door and entered.

As far as the eye can see, it is a lazy woman, wearing a luxurious dress, half lying and half leaning on the altar, holding a fresh and juicy peach in her hand, biting a bite, and nodding with satisfaction.

Du Kang stopped where he was, stunned by this completely unexpected scene.

"Hey, is it a man? What are men doing here?"

The woman on the throne squinted her eyes at Du Kang, and after she finished speaking, she took another bite of the peach... Then, she chewed more and more slowly until she stopped completely.

The temple fell into a deathly silence for a while.

half an hour.

The woman sat up straight as if seeking confirmation, shaking the hand holding the peach from side to side.

Du Kang's eyes followed the hand and turned around.

"Can you see me??!" The woman was shocked, her pretty face instantly flushed redder than the peach in her hand.

Du Kang finally understood what was going on.

In later generations, this situation is called - social death.

The death of the society this time came from the empress of Song Zi.

Note 1: Songzi empresses are generally very strong, because the mainstream sendzi empresses are these three gods - Mazu, Nuwa, and Bixiao Yuanjun (daughter of Dongyue Taishan Great Emperor, Dongyue Taishan Tianxian Jade Maiden Bixia Yuanjun) ), but this aspect belongs to Du Kang's knowledge blind spot, so some take it for granted.

PS1: Test the water push and pull!Everyone must follow up!You can only advance if you have to follow up!

PS2: Shared Diary ↓
　I have a gym card, but if I want to lose weight, I have to go and eat well.

　　It is still good for Ah Xue to run private training, at least the private training urges him to go to class every day, so that he has a reason to go to the gym, so I also go together.

　　As the saying goes, three points practice seven points to eat, I started to buy corn to cook instead of rice.

　　The weight loss effect is remarkable. In just one month, I lost 5 catties. I tested it with a body fat meter, and the body fat meter of my limbs returned to normal. Only my stomach still exceeds the standard, and my muscle content has also increased.

　　Axue, who consciously trained very hard, also tested it.

　　So...

　　Let's lose weight, it is indeed lost, and Ah Xue also lost five catties.

　　But... What's going on with this increase in fat content and decrease in muscle content? ! !

　　To this day, I am still curious about how Axue trains to lose muscle and get fat out...Didn't we two go to exercise together?It doesn't make sense!

　　Or, that private trainer has a peerless training method that can achieve such a heaven-defying effect?
　　This kind of refund can be requested, it must be possible!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)