Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 217 Hey, hey, hey!Did not expect it!

Qin Tianjian supervises Zhengzheng, and the official rank is five grades. In name, he is in charge of astronomy, leak engraving, Huihui, and calendar. He is not allowed to be transferred to other officials.If there is a vacancy, the superintendent will fill it up step by step.

If you don't seek to make progress, but just want to live with an iron rice bowl, this is undoubtedly a pretty good position.

It is a bit similar to a certain cigarette and a certain electricity in later generations.

Du Kang's current experience clearly exceeded this regulation.Although it is true that there is no "official appointment without special orders", the operation of directly replacing someone, especially the operation of just grabbing a passerby and replacing him, is completely outrageous no matter what official position he is placed in.

Du Kang looked at the official uniforms and other items placed in front of him. Although it was absurd, he actually felt that it was a little bit reasonable.

"After all, the treacherous officials are in power. I remember that Jiajing didn't seem to go to court at all, right? Everything is basically handled by the cabinet... It is reasonable for this phenomenon to happen. After all, it is not an exaggeration to say that one hand covers the sky."

While muttering in his heart, Du Kang directly used the technique of transformation to change his clothes into the same appearance as that official uniform.

You must take this class, but there is no need to take it so seriously. Anyway, the job content requires "accurate weather observation", which is completely stress-free for Du Kang.

"However, the person that Wang Jianzheng said is an accurate predictor of the future weather is a bit interesting... is it a monk? But logically, a monk cannot enter the court as an official, let alone use spells. Isn't he afraid of being sanctioned for such an aboveboard violation? "

Du Kang thought about it, and became curious.

Accurate weather forecasting, even if later generations master so many high-end instruments and technologies, cannot guarantee [-]% success.

The meteorological system, one of the typical nonlinear systems of chaos, is far beyond the complexity of any supercomputer in the world.

Furthermore, the existing weather forecasts are based on ground monitoring devices monitoring humidity, temperature, wind speed and direction, etc., coupled with various data analysis of weather balloons and weather satellites, but even if it is investment regardless of cost, it is impossible to All data probing is done.The step of collecting data is directly stuck, not to mention the subsequent calculation prediction.

But for the gods who know some specific spells, it is relatively simple to do this kind of thing... For example, is there some relationship or means to know in advance the scale and location of the wind and rain in the heavenly court?

"No, the Heavenly Court usually doesn't care about the rain." Du Kang suddenly remembered this.

The source of information is of course the random essays in the "Book of Society"-the Heavenly Court is not in charge of the wind and rain in all places in the world like some movies, TVs or stories and legends, but basically allows the natural weather system to operate by itself.

Unless there is a god who receives the "deposit" for incense offerings, and then finds that there are indeed monsters or other unnatural factors that caused the drought or flood, and then takes action to control it; or there is a powerful person who requests rain through altar charms; or Directly cast spells to affect the weather...

The latter two situations are much rarer than the first one, because theoretically it violates the rule that "the world of cultivating immortals should not easily interfere with mortal affairs"...but it is not impossible.

After all, rules are dead, but people are alive, and it is actually the same among gods and monks.Where there are people, there is a relationship, and then some "exceptions" will happen, which is normal.

"I don't know if it's a fledgling young man this time. I don't know if he was cheated by this rule, or he couldn't stand the temptation. He knowingly committed a crime, and he was in collusion with that treacherous official Yan Song?"

Du Kang guessed in his heart, and didn't do anything like "Obviously we can know now, but we just have to wait until we meet later to open the box", he released his consciousness, and explored the past.

Du Kang's spiritual consciousness was released. When he first started cultivating, he could reach a city and half a state by integrating his spirit with the earth's veins. Now, even if it is not connected to the earth's veins, it can cover a hundred miles in a single thought.

The only possible problem that may need to be worried is that ghosts, ghosts and ghosts with ghosts in their hearts are scared away after being aware of this huge consciousness scan, but this is basically impossible—since Du Kang can scan such a large range of consciousness, Naturally, it is also able to cover up the movement during scanning, and those with a lower cultivation base than him will naturally not notice it.

As for someone with a higher cultivation base than him, there must be some, but if it is such a big monster, there is no need to run away, right?At that time, it is estimated that Du Kang will go to shake people in reverse...

Under the scanning of spiritual consciousness, all the information within the range is presented to Du Kang's "eyes". The next step is to find the target he is looking for.

But in fact, there is no need to find it.Because thinking according to normal logic, the eunuch just now is willing to go to Yan Song to return to his life after finishing the work. Even if Yan Song is not a confidant, he will definitely not be so low.

Sure enough, Du Kang just took a look along and found that the eunuch who was still arrogant before had already knelt down on the ground, displaying his "bow knee" posture to the extreme.

"You mean, he actually found someone on the street to take his place?"

In the direction where the eunuch knelt down, a white-haired old man was writing a pen.

I saw that the characters were strict and broad, with magnificent and broad strokes; the fonts were rich but not rigid, and the strokes were strong but not clumsy. It can be said that it is a work of the highest level of calligraphy.

If you only look at this word, coupled with the image of the old man himself who is old but energetic, with long beard and white hair, it is estimated that many people will subconsciously think of him as a positive person.

But the phrase "handwriting is like a person" is obviously wrong more often than right. Since ancient times, there have been countless dishonest and treacherous ministers with good handwriting-the old man Yan Song is one of them.

Yan Song's pen tip, which was moving smoothly on the paper, couldn't help but pause after hearing what the eunuch reported. The ink soaked in and stained a large mark... The original good calligraphy was destroyed when it was about to be completed.

But Yan Song was not angry, but simply put the pen aside, walked up to the eunuch, and asked, "Are you sure you are right?"

"Every sentence of the humble job is true, I dare not say a half-truth!" The eunuch bowed his head more respectfully.

I guess if it wasn't for the ground restricting him, he would have fallen into it directly... Thinking about it carefully, that scene is quite weird.

"Although I knew that the prisoner was upright and irritable, I never expected that this person would be so demented..."

Yan Song pondered for a moment, his brows not only didn't relax, but instead became more and more wrinkled.

As an existence with power over the government and the people under one person and above ten thousand people, he who can get to this position is definitely not bad in terms of strategy. In order to get rid of this supervisor and replace him with his own people, he was arranged by someone. A full set of comprehensive planning, normally speaking, can directly arrange Wang Jianzheng's resignation to his entry into the soil clearly.

But now, things were going so smoothly, and it was almost over as soon as it started, so that he hadn't even had time to use the many methods he had prepared later.

This kind of unexpected joy may be a trouble-free, easy and joyful event for ordinary people, but it is different for Yan Song.

He was already fully confident in solving this matter, and he didn't need to do it himself, but arranged for his subordinates to do it. Naturally, what he wanted was not to save trouble, but to be appropriate.

If things are solved too easily, it will naturally make people feel inappropriate.It’s like when you spend the same 100 yuan to unlock the lock, people will be more satisfied with the master who spent 10 minutes to solve it than the master who took ten seconds to solve it...

If it is solved in ten seconds, it is easy for people to have the idea of ​​"Is it too expensive to solve it so easily?" But if it takes 10 minutes, plus sweating profusely and changing various tools, Even using the words "this job is difficult, and you need to pay more" at the right time will make people feel that it is worth the money, or even more than the money.

After thinking for a while, Yan Song asked the eunuch again: "What is the identity of the passer-by he is looking for? Has it been investigated and verified?"

"My lord, this person's dental record shows that he is a commoner named Du Kang, whose ancestral home is Guizhou...According to what he said, he sold his family property and came to the capital to make a living. I have sent someone to go to the place where his ancestral home is for verification, but the journey is far away, maybe It will take a while to get the result..." the eunuch replied respectfully.

Du Kang's identity was "automatically created" when he came here this time. If it is modern, if the identity information involves videos, various photos, and electronic documents, etc., it may be a bit troublesome, but now in this ancient time, That difficulty is almost the same as nothing.

In ancient times, there were also identification documents, which varied according to different dynasties. From the very beginning, the "self-photographing stickers" appeared during Shang Yang's reform in the Qin Dynasty, to the fish charms of the Tang Dynasty, and the "turtle charms" created by Wu Zetian were still golden turtles. The origin of the word son-in-law... In the Ming Dynasty, it was a waist card and a tooth card.

But without a chip connected to the Internet, it is difficult to verify, especially when the journey is far away, it may take a month to go back and forth, and the text is extremely easy to forge or even missing.

"Well, this name... I don't know how long it has been since it came back and forth. What do you think when you look at that person?" Yan Song shook his head slightly and asked again, "Is it possible that it was arranged deliberately?"

When the eunuch heard this, a look of joy appeared on his lowered head and face.

Since asking for opinions, it means that he thinks his opinions have reference value, which means that Yan Song thinks he has room for reuse...

As long as things are done well this time, his position will definitely be able to go up in the future!
Eunuchs are also ambitious... Or in other words, if one of the most important basic entertainment activities is missing, the desire will be spread to other aspects, which will become more serious.

"Returning to my lord, I think that person didn't arrange it on purpose, because after being identified as the new supervisor by Wang Jianzheng, he behaved extremely dull, even expressionless."

The eunuch replied: "If the person Wang Jianzheng is looking for wants to make a deliberate layout, it should not be so obvious that people will feel that there is a problem at a glance and then become suspicious..."

"You mean that he might really be just an ordinary person who got involved, because he was so surprised when he suddenly encountered something beyond imagination that he didn't know how to react, so he behaved so calmly." Yan Song nodded, "It does make sense."

Different people behave differently in the face of things beyond imagination. Some people will go crazy, and naturally some people will remain silent.

"Forget it, no matter what he does, the soldiers will cover up the water and the earth. It will take a little effort for him to not let him out of this position. Now to let him out, it is better to identify a passerby on the street. Wouldn't he give the handle of the knife to me?" Yan Song? Suddenly smiled.

"If there is no design in the first place, it would not be good if you are still worrying about the sky, hesitating, and wasting this great opportunity..."

"My lord is wise!" The eunuch gave a sycophant at the right time.

"Yeah." Yan Song's face was like water.

His flattery has been slapped by others a long time ago, and he has a high enough resistance. If the flattering is too light, there will be no reaction at all. As for being slapped too much in a short period of time, it will cause redness and swelling And for the ptsd stage of flattering behavior, I don’t know how long it has passed... Now if you want to rely on flattering to make him comfortable, you have to be strong enough.

"Since this is the case, let you arrange the matter of the former supervisor, and urge him to resign as soon as possible and return to his hometown. Remember, let the news of him identifying the new supervisor in the street spread, so that he can be on the road. 'Fear crime and commit suicide'." Yan Song waved his hand, signaling the eunuch to do something.

"My lord, the eunuch is the rest of the family..." the eunuch asked.

"Is there even a question?" Yan Song frowned, "If a person who despises the Holy Majesty and openly disobeys the king's law has a good end, what will other officials do in the future? Of course, it is to make an example to others!"

After the eunuch responded again and again and left full of expectations, Yan Song returned to the table, pulled aside the ink blot that had just returned, and took another piece of paper to start writing, writing in his heart. Sorting out what happened just now... For a calligrapher, this is a way to relax, and he can better concentrate on thinking about things.

"This person is still useless at the moment, and I need to talk about this to understand... Forget it, there is still some value for cultivation.

In this way, the matter of Qin Tianjian is almost settled, and the next step is to let that person perform a weather forecast in front of the Holy One... As far as the Holy One likes Taoism, this will make my status Much more stable again.

After I replace all the people in the court with my people, if I can still not be discovered, maybe..."

Thinking of this, Yan Song finally couldn't help but show a trace of expectation on his face.

He stopped writing, admiring the ink marks he left on the paper——

"The great cause will be accomplished"!
PS: live!

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(End of this chapter)