Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 214 The Duality of Typhoon's Natural Air Conditioning and Mobile Natural Disasters

Small days, Meteorological Agency.

"Mr. Yuan Ye, look, this is Typhoon 'Dunu', the wind force near the center exceeds 17, it can be said to be quite a powerful super typhoon!"

"Wow..." Yuan Yezhi looked at the complex data and images displayed on the screen, and couldn't help nodding his head and sighed, "Just looking at the images and data, you can imagine what a terrible natural disaster it is, Mr. Inoue!"

"Yeah, it's a good thing that the typhoon didn't come to us this time, but went directly to Huaguo!" Megumi Inoue smiled gloatingly, "Even natural disasters have turned into happy events at this time."

"Mr. Inoue is right." Haruno Shi also laughed, "Speaking of which, Chinese people are really easy to deceive. We only need to post some concerned news on the Internet, and many of them will believe that we are sincerely here. Concerned about them, and even quarreled internally about it."

"There are so many people who believe what they say on the Internet. If we get some material support at that time, some fools among them may be able to 'forgive' us instead of their ancestors, haha!" Inoue Hui nodded.

"Ah? Do you still need supplies?" Yuan Yezhi was taken aback, "Wouldn't it be cheaper for those Chinese people?"

"Hey, Mr. Yuanye, you still don't understand. Of course, the material support I'm talking about won't be anything particularly expensive. When those people encounter disasters, it's when their hearts are hesitant and they lack love.

At this moment, we only need to put our caring intentions on the thousand paper cranes, and pack them up and mail them over. Isn’t that enough to reflect our kindness? "Mei Inoue said with narrowed eyes.

"Oh~ I see, Mr. Inoue is really amazing, I still have a lot to learn from you!" Yuan Yezhi suddenly realized, and quickly complimented.

"Hahaha, just learn slowly."

Megumi Inoue was very satisfied with being complimented, squinting her eyes and nodding her head up and down, and was about to continue to enjoy Yuan Yezhi's next words, and when she was thinking about what experience to impart to this junior who was quite pleasing to the eye, she didn't hear it again Yuan Yezhi has other movements.

"Yuanye-kun is still too young, who would dislike too many compliments? Even if you know the compliment, you will be very happy to hear it!" Inoue Hui shook his head in his heart, giving up the idea of ​​imparting a little more experience.

At this moment, he heard Yuan Yezhi's obviously hesitant voice.

"Mr. Inoue...can you take a look at the current real-time weather map? I'm a little worried that I read it wrong, but there seems to be no problem. This typhoon 'Dunu'...seems to be turning at an acute angle?"

"What? Turning at a sharp angle? Then you must have read it wrong, Mr. Yuanye, you still need to learn more about your professional knowledge. It is basically impossible for a huge meteorological disaster like a typhoon to happen without the interference of other cyclones of the same level. A kind of trajectory change... huh?"

Megumi Inoue opened his eyes and looked at the screen while talking, so the unfinished words were directly strangled in his throat, making a weird sound, and he didn't have any other energy to focus on his gaffe at this time In this matter, it was just a pair of eyes widened, looking at the screen, looking at the forceful look, as if trying to stare the eyeballs out.

"What? It's impossible!"

Such a surprised reaction must of course have something to match it, just like the scene that Inoue Megumi saw after opening his eyes - the typhoon shown on the weather map really came at an almost acute angle as Yuan Yezhi said the turn.

After this turn, the super typhoon "Dunu", which was going towards the territory of Huaguo, suddenly came towards Japan and South Korea!

"Why? There is no other cyclone influence at all. How could a typhoon of this scale turn suddenly? It's unscientific!" Hui Inoue shouted absently.

"Mr. Inoue... Should we release this early warning message?" Yuan Yezhi reminded cautiously.

"No, it's impossible, it's absolutely impossible, there is no data showing such a change in trajectory, and... how could this typhoon still have a tendency to strengthen? Its speed is increasing, and its intensity is also changing high!"

Megumi Inoue stared at the complex data, and came to this conclusion that he himself did not want to believe, which was outrageous and abnormal no matter how you looked at it.

"It's the equipment that's broken, that's right, it's definitely the equipment that's broken!"

A similar thing happened at the Meteorological Bureau at Bangzi, and there was only a burst of words like "Xiba", "Smecta" and "Ouch".

Of course, they were unwilling to believe this conclusion, but instrument failure seemed unlikely.

It is foreseeable that in the next few days, they will pass through suffering and anxiety, from gloating at others' misfortune to the fire at the city gate in just a flash.

……

"In this way, it's probably about the same."

Perceiving the typhoon that was going away at an extremely fast speed, Du Kang thought to himself.

I usually read on the Internet that when a typhoon is about to enter the mainland, I turn around and head towards Xiaotian, but this time I did it myself, and I immediately felt a sense of joy and a sense of accomplishment of "causing disaster to the east".

According to Dukang's "setting", the typhoon "Dunu" will go straight to Bangzi and Xiaoritian along the domestic coastline for a certain distance.

The main feature is the duality of a natural air conditioner that perfectly utilizes typhoons and mobile natural disasters.

Even Du Kang specially added a little "material" to it, such as increasing the intensity of the typhoon so that it would not be gradually weakened, but instead gradually strengthened, and speed up the advance so that it could reach its destination faster.

Strictly speaking, this also reduces the time that Bangzi and Xiaotian will suffer. Du Kang said that there is nothing he can do about it. He is such a kind-hearted person...

"Buzz..."

The vibration from the mobile phone attracted Du Kang's attention.

"Could it be Han Bu and they want to know the situation? No, my phone is silent," Du Kang suddenly reacted, "The only news that will make the phone vibrate is..."

Sure enough, he took out his phone and saw that the frantically vibrating phone displayed a message on the lit screen—【Congratulations, you have found a new substitute task, come and pick it up~】

Holding the mobile phone, Du Kang was not in a hurry to unlock the screen to check the details on the interface of the [Substitute Work] software, but fell into silent thinking.

"If I remember correctly, the triggering of the relevant substitute tasks seems to be due to exposure to similar things, or the corresponding memory and time nodes, and the need to wake up at the right time. In short, it must have been encountered or done before. matter……

So I've done this before? "

Du Kang who came to the conclusion was stunned, and then he reacted.

As expected of me!

No wonder he is so familiar with the road and has corresponding spell mods... If he has done it before, it is easy to say. It seems reasonable to study a whole set of spells for this purpose.

After clicking on the message, Du Kang swipe up to unlock the screen, directly enter the software interface of [Substitute Work], and click to view the details of Substitute Work.

[Urgent recruitment of temporary substitute class: meteorological observer, daily closing, salary negotiable]

The simple content is the same as the first substitute shift, and the work content is not as Du Kang expected, it is a substitute work related to weather.

"Then the question is, who will be the substitute this time?"

Du Kang was thinking about it while flying home.

The job name of the substitute shift is actually the product of translating the work to be done with modern work, and the meteorological observer is the weather forecast... the god or person in charge of this aspect?

"In ancient times, the official positions responsible for observing celestial phenomena? It should be Si Tianjian, Qin Tianjian, etc.? As for gods, there seems to be no such thing. After all, they seem to be in charge of the weather. too much.

Dragon kings from all over the world, Lei Gong and Dian Mu, etc..."

Du Kang, who was muttering, returned home soon.

On the way, Han Wei even called to compliment him, mostly praising how powerful Du Kang's action was this time, and how lucky he was to have Du Kang's help.

The scale is just right, it won't appear hypocritical, and there is no contempt, so that Du Kang is quite comfortable knowing that it is a compliment... Who doesn't like a proper flattery?Then, of course, there was another polite humility.

Xiaoye and Xiaoxuan were still in a state of drunken sleep.

But think about it, even the gods of Yuelao's level have been drunk for so long. With their strength, they still drank about one-third of the amount. Even if they were drunk for ten days and a half months, it seemed very reasonable.

In this way, the treatment of "opening your mouth with food" that Du Kang enjoyed once will be temporarily suspended for a while, and he doesn't know when the next recovery will be... But when Du Kang noticed that Xiaoxuan and Xiaoye's cultivation bases were both in the When the speed increased several times before, I felt that this temporary forbearance was worth it.

After Xiaoxuan's cultivation base has improved, he has the opportunity to "transform" again, and successfully transform into a human form while evolving his bloodline.

Theoretically, the changes brought about by Xiaoye's improvement will be even greater, because Du Kang discussed with her before, and concluded that Xiaoye can completely become a real artificial intelligence network god, all he needs is a supercomputer The computing power provided, but that also requires a huge "electricity" support, after the conversion is the spiritual power provided by the cultivation base.

Speaking of forbearance, it is of course because Xiaoye's cooking skills are so good, she perfectly combined the various experiences she learned from the Internet with practical operations, so that the taste of the takeaways ordered by Dukang is too different from the usual ones... After eating a good one, it is inevitable that you will not be able to eat a bad one.

In fact, eating is just a habit for Du Kang now. With his cultivation base, he has already passed the stage where he needs to rely on eating to maintain his life activities. Just absorbing spiritual energy is enough to maintain all his needs. Eating is only to satisfy the desire of tongue. .

"Let me see how the comments go..."

After finishing the work, he obviously received a substitute task, but he was idle because it was not time to sleep. Du Kang, who was a little bored, remembered that Han Wei had mentioned in the previous chat that "the typhoon turned sharply and went straight to South Korea and Japan". Regarding the announcement, choose to spend the rest of the time on short videos and news.

As we all know, short videos, games, and novels are the three major time-killing tools, and the comments among them are full of talents. It is often easy to browse the comment area of ​​a video or news for half a day.

"This typhoon is very conscientious!"

"If I were to go to other countries, I would say that I hope there will be fewer disasters in the world, but Xiaotian and Bangzi? That... I heard that this is only a super-level? Can it be a higher level?"

"It's already playing. Today is a good day. Just now the neighbor came to my door and said that my music was playing too loudly. After I explained the situation, he went to buy firecrackers."

"I have a bold idea, since 'Dunu' can make a sharp turn once and go straight to Bangzi and Xiaotian, can it also make many turns at other angles, and then achieve such a trajectory map? (with photos.jpg) "

Du Kang glanced at the picture, and immediately called it a good guy, only to see that it was a picture of a map, on which many circles of oval tracks were drawn.

Even if Du Kang's geography is never heard of in class and he can't remember the map at all, he can see at a glance what the netizen's idea is - to make the typhoon go back and forth between the stick and the little day, and make a mess of it. "Typhoon Permanent Edition" is out!

"It's more ruthless than me!" Du Kang shook his head. This kind of thing can only be thought about in his heart. It is impossible to do it... Although it can be done, the typhoon alone is too cheap.

Most of the comments are consistent with Du Kang’s thoughts when he did this thing. Occasionally, a few guys who always like to jump out and sing the opposite, showing their sense of existence are either scolded and reported to disappear, or they are directly regulated by the government .

Since that "Operation Thunder", all kinds of smoky Internet has suddenly become much cleaner, all kinds of things that provoke confrontation and promote negative emotions have been completely deleted, and I don't know how many people have been arrested behind it people.

Du Kang didn’t go out to show his holiness in front of people, but he still enjoyed watching the crowd’s reaction to this incident behind his back. After all, who doesn’t like to be approved and recognized for what he has done?

"I don't know where Yuelao is 'observing' now. Has anything happened?"

Looking at it, such an idea suddenly popped up in Du Kang's mind.

"However, since there is no feedback or help from the Han Department, it should be that everything is under control, right?"

……

Zhejiang, street.

The typhoon 'Dunu' controlled at a distance of "natural air conditioning" dissipated the heat of the scorching sun and brought a rare coolness in summer.

As a result, the number of people on the street did not decrease, but increased... Of course, this is because it is still in the stage where there is only wind and no rain.

Ning Caicheng and Nie Xiaoqian are among these people.

ps: A book written by a sacrificial boss——"The Throne Is Abolished, I Cultivated Immortals"

　"The Throne Is Abolished, I Cultivate Immortals"——Introduction:
　　Time travel to become the emperor, but a puppet emperor.

　　The vassals and towns were separated, the world was in chaos, the eunuchs controlled the government, party disputes were everywhere, the aristocratic families were in charge of the localities, and bandits were banned with military force. Everyone knew that the emperor was just a clay puppet, not worth mentioning.

　　Until, I became immortal...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)