Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 19 Being a fairy also has performance requirements? (Ask for a monthly ticket to follow up~)

Looking at the three characters of Tudigong, Du Kang suddenly realized.

Originally, he was habitually thinking in the scope of normal work according to the comparison between the abbot of Wusheng Palace and [Daily Cleaning], but now, he suddenly realized that there are not only ordinary people, In the past, immortals also existed!
After thanking the God of Phoenix in the group, Du Kang sent an exclusive red envelope, and then began to search for the information of the Lord of the Land, making preparations in advance, lest there be any gaps in his cognition, and any troubles would arise at that time.

After a while, Du Kang continued to flip through various materials while thinking.

The god of land, also known as Fude Zhengshen, Lord of the Land, Lord of the Land, God of Society, etc., is a god in charge of a land in the legend. At the beginning, the status of "God of the Land" was quite high. As time went by, dynasties changed, and gradually He has become the lowest-ranking god in the mythology system, but as the saying goes, "Don't take the Land Lord as a god", even though his status is low, he is still an upright god, isn't he?

In short, the scope of duties of the land lord is indeed a perfect fit for what Du Kang said in the description of the replacement task that Du Kang received this time. He belongs to the gods who take care of everything. Most land lords have low mana, and sometimes they are easily powerless when they want to do things.

Moreover, there are too many land lords, as long as there are people, there are land lords, and each township and mile are different, and it is even exaggerated that sometimes, across a street, it may be the jurisdiction of two different land lords. In a disguised form, the God's Choice management of the Lord of the Land is also quite chaotic.

There are often some lands whose public morality is not enough, not only can’t complete the work perfectly, but even act like a bully, causing harm to the village. Similar things are very common in some ghost novels.

Du Kang likes reading those strange novels very much now. After discovering that what he experienced last time as a substitute was exactly the story that appeared in a strange novel, and it also happened in history, but the details were not the same. The story is no longer a story, but a potential "history"... What if it happens to happen?While it may not be exactly the same, knowing some information ahead of time always does more good than harm.

"I don't know the strength of the land lord who hired the substitute this time, and how big is the land under his control?" Du Kang thought to himself while looking at the information.

Even if it is the same god, different land lords have different strengths.

According to the usual point of view, the Lord of the Land can usually decide whoever comes. No matter who it is, as long as he has a little magic, he can be arrested to listen to orders. Come out.

Even a high official in the world has a bit more public status than the land-"Yi Jian Zhi" records that a land once asked the local recorder He Sheng to enroll in the army in a dream, saying that the county guard always passed by his temple , the county magistrate was older than him, and he should avoid it as a minor official, which made him very embarrassed, so he begged He Sheng to hang a curtain for his temple gate. Go hungry.

However, in some records, the strength of the Lord of the Earth is quite powerful. The typical example is the Lord of the Earth in the "Treasure of the Land", which directly reproduced the feat of the Monkey King and smashed the Nantian Gate. Fang Wudi, Wudou Xingjun, 36 Tiangang, 72 Disha, and [-] heavenly soldiers and generals, all have no way to catch Tudigong, but he can't.

Although it is blessed by the treasure stick presented by Yuanshi Tianzun, if you don't have enough strength foundation, no matter how good the baby is, it won't be able to use the effect. This is equivalent to giving you a 4090 graphics card with the configuration of a 12-year-old desktop computer. It’s another story if you can’t plug it in, let alone run it and play its role at full power.

This kind of guessing obviously can't get the result, but Du Kang just passed the time and prepared by the way, thinking about it, chatting in the water group, after a long time, the high-speed rail finally arrived, Du Kang called a car and went home, and felt dissatisfied After taking a quick shower and changing clothes, he lay down on the bed, picked up his phone, took a deep breath, chose to officially start the substitute shift, and put the phone aside.

Not long after, the drowsiness like a big wave came again like a tide, engulfing Du Kang.

Eyelids sank, Du Kang fell into a deep sleep.

……

"Immortal... long, fairy... long?"

No need to ask, this must be the work of the "Shangxian", so it is called this directly.

When Du Kang heard the voice, he frowned unconsciously.

It was the voice of an old man, and one could hear the obvious weakness, intermittent, breathless, as if he was sick and dying.

Du Kang opened his eyes, and a feeling of oppression suddenly floated in his heart—the surroundings were dim, the place was not big, and the ceiling was so low that Du Kang felt that his hair had been brushed.

"Immortal... long?" The voice came again, this time Du Kang heard the position clearly, and looked down.

It was an old man dressed plainly, with white beard and hair, and a benevolent face. He was lying on a small bed at this moment, looking dying and terminally ill.

"You don't need to call me Immortal Elder, just call me Young Master. My surname is Du, Mu Tu Du."

I don't know why, Du Kang just can't get used to the title of "immortal elder". The "Mr. Du" that Bai Lao called before is very suitable, so he said: "You are the land master who asked me to replace you. ?”

"Exactly, it's the little god..." The land lord seemed to want to get up and salute Du Kang, but he couldn't do it with all his strength, "See...you see the son."

"There is no need to be too polite, just lie down when you are unwell, I don't pay attention to those red tapes." Du Kang waved his hand to stop him, and squatted down, "What's the matter with you, Land Lord? How did you become like this? Please ask I'll take over?"

"Thank you, my lord, for not blaming the little god. The little god has to blame for this fate..."

Under Du Kang's inquiry, the Lord of the Earth explained the reasons why he became what he is now, pausing from time to time in the middle, which made Du Kang a little worried that he would die before he finished speaking.

"The little god is the land lord here. He has not been a land lord for a long time, and the area under his jurisdiction is quite large. There are many people who burn incense and ask for blessings or do things. The little god is eager to seek merit and thinks that everything must be done perfectly. , to meet the assessment requirements at the end of the month, but for a while, he ignored the limit of his own ability, hurt his roots, and made himself exhausted... But the assessment requirements have not been met. If he fails, the City God's Mansion will punish the little god after the inspection While I was anxious, I suddenly heard what Shangxian said, that I can send the immortal to help me go to work..."

"..." Du Kang was slightly silent, speechless for a moment.

I understand the truth... How diligent are you that you didn't notice until you hurt the source?
Also, what is the month-end assessment, and what the hell is the City God's inspection?If you are gods, do you also have performance requirements? ? !

PS: Shared diary ↓
　If A Xue’s personal impression in my place is that he is the king of pigeons, lazy and terminally ill, then A Xing is the head of Lu Chi.

　　Ah Xing came to the shared house two months after Ah Xue and I came to the shared house because of some things in his hometown. After I asked him, he chose the name A Xing and asked me to write it in the shared renting diary inside.

　　That day, Ah Xing’s plane landed at 6:[-] pm, and it was already [-]:[-] pm when we arrived at the shared apartment. After discussing with A Xue, I prepared to go down to meet him. I waited for a long time at the gate of the community, but A Xing was nowhere to be seen. Couldn't help asking, but Ah Xing told us that he was lost.

　　Speaking of it, Ah Xue also got lost. The community of the shared house is outrageous, and the water and property fees cannot be paid online. He needs to go to the property office. It takes about two streets and three turns, but he walks twice. I still can't remember.

　　But compared to Ah Xing, Ah Xue looked much better——

　　I still have no way to understand how a person gets lost on a straight street. When we found Ah Xing, he was at the intersection of the street on the side of the community and only needed to walk 20 meters in a straight line.

　　He, looking at the map on his phone and the location we sent, got lost.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)