I am immortal.

Chapter 95 Destiny
Qi Wuhuo felt the mirror change again.

Re-opened the [Circular Light Appearance Method], and the face of the old scalper appeared in front of him, as if he was about to squeeze into the mirror in one breath, with an eager face, he said: "Wuhuo, Wuhuo, listen to Uncle Niu explain!"

The young Taoist laughed dumbly, and said, "Uncle Niu, take it easy, don't be so anxious."

The old scalper took a breath, briefly talked about the matter, then patted his chest and said, "You leave these matters to Uncle Niu!"

"Really, you believe me!"

The young Taoist sat on the wooden chair and said, "Uncle Niu, do you really want it?"

Seeing the young Taoist, the old scalper hesitated for a while, and said, "I really want it."

The young Taoist laughed and said, "Then I'll give it to you."

The old scalper breathed a sigh of relief, and then promised: "Don't worry, leave this matter to Uncle Niu, the money of the Emperor of Heaven, and you will definitely not lose it. Do you know how many people in the sky, although they are in the heaven, but they are cultivators. The reason is also common, and in the end, it only ends up leaving the heavenly palace, falling into the human world or other realms, looking for a clean place to live in seclusion."

"They have always spared no effort in these matters."

"Old Niu, I have a way in Tushita Palace."

"I can get you a lot of panaceas!"

The young Taoist laughed and said: "The elixir is only used to benefit oneself. If it is persistent, it will damage [Cultivation]. What we practice is self-cultivation. If there are too many external forces, it is not a good thing. Let's talk about it." , I can make alchemy myself, so there is no need for panacea."

The old scalper was speechless, thought for a while, and then said: "Then I, the old cow, also have a way at the Chuli Palace of the Western White Tiger Supervising God."

"Why don't I give you a magic weapon instead?"

Qi Wuhuo said: "My current cultivation has not even reached the first qi of innateness."

"Uncle Niu, if you give me a magic weapon, I won't be able to drive it."

The old cow said again: "Old cow, I still have a way to go to the jade girl in the Pixiang Palace, or I will find you two boys to serve you?"

The young Taoist shook his head again and again: "Uncle Niu, you don't have to do this."

The old scalper said: "But, that day, the emperor's money is really a lot, really."

"So much money."

"Even if Lao Niu has the cheek to go to Guanghan Palace Taiyin Zhenjun to ask for a maid, it will not be a problem."

"I don't want this, I don't want that, what do you want?"

The young Taoist laughed, thought for a while, and said:
"Then Uncle Lao Niu, let's exchange all the Heavenly Emperor's money with the resources for cultivating the foundation of spirit beasts."

The old scalper choked: "All?"

"Ah."

The young Taoist caressed the bird egg with his fingers. His own spirit felt that although the vitality inside the egg was tenacious, it was not very vigorous. He felt the spirituality approaching, and felt the slightest touch through the eggshell. , couldn't help smiling, and said softly, "I want it to live."

The old scalper let out a breath slowly and said, "Okay."

"I understand……"

"I'll give you, all, what you want."

Immediately, the old scalper took out a lot of jade stones, carved a knife, and engraved an "Ancient Jade Slips" as before. Qi Wuhuo wrote his own words on it, and the young Taoist wrote, thought for a while, and wrote:
Senior Sister Yu Guan...

But the word "senior sister" disappears as soon as the pen is written.

Qi Wuhuo could only think of the word Yumiao in his mind, but he couldn't put it into his pen.

In the end, I had to write down——

[What Yu Guanjian learned from the Sword Code, it was completed at the age of sixteen]

Taking a look at the curious girl who came over curiously, the girl in red with big black eyes, added another sentence:
【As a gift to an old friend】

So the girl laughed, pulled Uncle Niu's cuff, and said, "Look, Uncle Niu."

"Every code has me!"

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Qi Wuhuo finished [The Method of Circular Light Appearance], lightly touched the bird egg with his finger, and asked curiously, "Peacock Great Wheel Ming Wang? Do you have such a heel?"

The creature inside the egg seemed puzzled.

The spirit of the young Taoist is clear, while the soul inside the bird's egg is blank.

So it took the name as a matter of course.

Everything is so clean.

Even through the eggshell, this weak creature is very fond of the sexual aura of the young Taoist. Through the eggshell and the boy's 'touch', Qi Wuhuo thought for a while, dug out a book of Taoism, and gave it to the eggshell. The peacock inside began to chant.

The old scalper finished the fragment, and made dozens of copies in one go!
Immediately, without stopping, he went straight to the Temple of the God of Wealth.

Raise your leg and kick open the gate of the God of Wealth Temple. The God of Wealth's status is highly valued in the human world, but in the heavenly world, his status is about the level of Xingjun. The old scalper has a thick face and can deal with people. It is half a gear lower than the God of Wealth, but it is very familiar with the God of Wealth.

Bang loudly.

The God of Wealth, who was wiping his own potted plants and watering the green bamboo, was startled and his hands trembled.

A green bamboo brush turned into gold.

The water spilled from the kettle turned into pearls.

The God of Wealth hesitated: "I can't control it..."

Immediately, he carefully put down the water bottle in his hand, and carefully lifted the hem of the clothes, so as not to get out of the gold-haired jade clothes if the priesthood was not well controlled.

Turning around, he breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately became furious:
"Dead scalper, what are you doing again? If you come to bother me again, believe it or not, you will be sliced ​​into a pot and cooked as meat?"

Huang Niu waved his hand to let the maid Daotong back away, and put his arms around the God of Wealth's neck, and said, "I have a way here."

The God of Wealth glanced at him and said with contempt:
"Do you think I'm short of money?"

The old scalper smiled honestly: "I think you are short of [Emperor's money]."

God of Wealth stagnates.

"That's true..."

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A while later, the scalper took several documents exchanged from the God of Wealth and wandered out from the 72nd Hall of the Heavenly Court. He threw dice and bet with the Marshal of Nantianmen Zhentian, and drank and bragged with the lieutenants of the Four Heavenly Kings. Feeling uncomfortable, I secretly thought about the money that this business could bring me.

Imagine the young Taoist saying 'I want it to live. '

Is all the Emperor's money thrown out?

That old cow, I will directly share all your profits with others, so don't regret it, little Taoist priest.

So he sighed deeply.

The old cow had to go out.

Money is easy to talk about, but Heavenly Emperor Qian is extraordinary.

So he smashed open the cave of the nine-headed lion Yuanzun, took three drops of blood from the nine-headed lion Yuanzun who shook his head furiously after being woken up, kicked away the hometown of Manjusri Bodhisattva, and ate Helping the good-tempered Bodhisattva solve the 300-year-long fruit offering, he went to have a relationship with the green lion, and exchanged the green lion's vitality.

Yunlou Palace, Wuhao Palace, Tonghua Palace, Guanghan Palace, Suzaku Palace, Qionghua Palace, and Gonggong all have old friends.

Baoguang Hall, Tongming Hall, Chuli Hall, Tianwang Hall, Pixiang Hall, Lingguan Hall, Dian Dian are all friends.

Lao Niu found the west side from the east, and found the north from the south. Even among the four spirits, the Qinglong Mengzhang God, the White Tiger Supervisor Bing God, the Suzaku Lingguang God, and the Xuanwu Zhiming God, although they are extremely personal Gao, I can't afford to offend him, but I also got some remaining vitality, retreating feathers and the like from the assistants of these gods.

It can be said that he has exhausted his hard work, and he is worthy of the young Taoist's words.

I was just feeling emotional, although I was not happy to go to the west, after thinking about it, I still gritted my teeth and planned to find the Buddhist lust world [Da Zi Zai Tian], which is both good and evil, and ask him for a mount [Golden Wing Ka Lou Luo's feathers were used as a headdress, but he had just left the Nantian Gate, soaring through the clouds and fog for half a day, when he saw a monk with his feet on a lotus platform, dressed in Buddhist attire, holding a medicine vessel with a priceless pearl in his left hand, and a seal of the three realms in his right. Wait ahead.

The monk looked at the scalper with a half-smile.

"Little Niu, are you going back to my West Paradise?"

"Pharmacist Liuliguang Tathagata?!"

The scalper's face froze, and he almost turned around and ran away, turning into his true form, stepping on the Milky Way, and galloping away like a mad cow all the way, at the same time, he found that the old monk Youyouyouzai was right next to him, Two strands of white beard flew back, smiling, the old scalper couldn't help but cursed:
"why is it you again?!!!"

"You old bald lady suffering from the plague!!"

"You have been squatting on an old cow since you were a Bodhisattva. After you became a Buddha, you have squatted on me for 800 years, 800 years! I can't even go out! The brothers at the bottom of the mountain feel old. Niu, I have drawn a clear line with them after I got the righteous way, and my reputation is rotten!"

"Really, I beg of you, please let me go, please? You have become a goddamn Buddha, and you are blocking my door."

"You have to show some face!"

The monk smiled gently, "I'm just waiting for you to turn around."

"The poor monk never made a move."

Immediately, he thought brokenly:

"When I thought about eating all the lotus flowers I've raised for so long, I thought you had to keep them in my house."

"It can't be cheaper than other cattle."

"And, I also want to eat lotus seeds."

"You didn't leave a single one to the poor monk, it's too much."

The hair of the scalper was about to explode, and he cursed loudly, showing the demeanor of the old demon:
"Then I'll pull it out for you!"

The monk nodded and said with a smile: "Then you pull, right now."

The old scalper didn't spit out a breath, and almost suffocated himself to death.

I just ran all the way on this galaxy, and ran straight to the Nantianmen without stopping, but who knew that it was a step short, and the Nantianmen closed early today.

The old cow was blessed to the heart and shouted:

"Da Tianzun Yuqing, it's a calf's mouth, help! Help!!"

It’s okay if you don’t say anything, there is still a little room for the door. When you say this sentence, it closes with a bang, shutting the old scalper out, and then presses a gentle palm on the old scalper’s head. The old scalper is so wild. All the old monsters stopped, and the benevolent old monk behind him first bowed towards the Nantian Gate, the Fuli Heaven, with a very respectful and polite expression.

Then he smiled and said:
"You are now a star official under the command of the Northern Emperor in the Heavenly Court. The Northern Emperor is the leader of all the gods of war inside and outside the six realms. I can't take you either."

"Come on, Xiao Niu Niu, talk to me about Buddhism for a while."

"I'll test how you're doing..."

"I just want to see if you have learned my method in your head besides eating my lotus."

The corner of the old scalper's mouth twitched, and he looked up to the sky and sighed:

"His grandma's bald, why don't you let me go?!"

"Because I always feel that you have the fate of my Buddha."

"That sentence is, you and my Buddha are destined."

"I scold you to death!"

"The poor monk doesn't have long hair, and he looks like a bald lady. If you say I'm bald, it's only natural. How can you scold me?"

"If it is more rigorous, you should say that I am an old bald, or a wrinkled old bald is more appropriate."

The old scalper lost his temper: "You!!!"

The skinny old monk smiled, clasping the head of the big ox that was as big as a mountain with one hand.

turn around.

Just drag him away.

The footsteps paused, then turned around, and said seriously: "Do you want to talk to that little girl in your family?"

"Aren't you going back for dinner today?"

The old scalper rolled his eyes:
"roll."

"Okay, then let's go together."

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Yunqin drove Yunzhou all the way to Shangqing Zangshu Pavilion.

Holding osmanthus cake.

She has eaten a lot, and she just feels sweet and like it.

Thinking of the middle-aged Taoist who had an agreement with him, he was very generous, and he was going to give some, but he entered the Shangqing Zangshu Pavilion, but saw Qingyang Miaodao Tianjun sitting there, and how could he? Seeing that she could no longer find the way to go upstairs, the girl suddenly thought of what the handsome middle-aged Taoist said with a smile, and suddenly realized:
"If you can see it, you will have a gift."

"It's doing nothing."

"It is also a predestined law, dependent origination and extinction."

"So now, it's because the predestined relationship has ended, so we can't meet each other?"

"Meeting is fate, turning around is separation."

"Meeting when fate arises, and parting when fate separates, it's only natural."

The girl thought about it, and suddenly sighed regretfully:
"what a pity."

She stretched out her hand and took an osmanthus cake into her mouth, only feeling sweet:

"You are out of luck."

"You can't eat my sweet-scented osmanthus cake."

(End of this chapter)