Taking advantage of my girlfriend's youth, I tricked her into giving birth to me

Chapter 449 Old Chen, Just Call Me Wife, Please Please Please
After Chen Kai finished saying this, he thought in his heart, isn't what he said ambiguous enough?

So the atmosphere at the scene should be better, but Qin Xiaoyu is Qin Xiaoyu, and the funny girl's style of painting will never escape.

Qin Xiaoyu came up and said, "Old Chen, cannibalism is against the law."

Chen Kai just took a sip of the drink that was on his table, and he almost choked when he heard Qin Xiaoyu say this.

"Qin Xiaoyu, what are you talking about? You, who said you are going to eat people, what do you think I am, a tiger? Still eating people?"

"Didn't you just say you want to eat?" Qin Xiaoyu's little jio on Chen Kai's lap moved.

Then he grabbed his clothes and said with a simple smile, "However, if you want to eat me, I am willing to be eaten by you."

"But are you willing, hehehe, you don't need to say anything, you don't need to say anything, I know you are definitely not willing to, with a pistachio like me by your side, it's too late for you to cherish it, how could you have the heart to eat me , right, Old Chen?"

"Oh no, we are boyfriend and girlfriend now, so should we change the name too, what do you think, Old Chen?"

"What do you want me to call you in the future? Is it still the same? I still call you by your nickname or something"

"Old Chen, tell me, I'll listen to you, or I'll think of a name for you"

Qin Xiaoyu put down the chopsticks, then began to think for a long time, and finally looked at Chen Kai and asked, "How about I call you Xiao Kaizi from now on?"

"no"

"Why not, I think this title is very good."

"Sounds like the eunuch's name," Chen Kai replied.

"Then what do I call you?" Qin Xiaoyu is a bad namer. He liked to play some games before, and the game screen names chosen by others are so poetic, or follow those literary styles.

But Qin Xiaoyu's names are all weird, and of course they have something to do with his personality. It's either an invincible Tyrannosaurus rex, or something crazy, cool and beautiful, and it's a secondary game name.

If you were to line up with people online, you would lose a lot in terms of momentum if you used this ID to line up.

"What do you think it should be called?"

Chen Kai asked Qin Xiaoyu back, "Before, did you call me something else, what's the matter?"

What Chen Kai said was of course the word husband, but he didn't say it directly, and wanted Qin Xiaoyu to say it himself.

Qin Xiaoyu blinked, and looked at him with some doubts, "Old what? Didn't I just call you Lao Chen before, what else? Did I call you something else before, what do I think?" Can't get up?"

"How about you give me a little reminder? I'm sure I'll remember it"

Chen Kai replied, "Okay, then I will give you a little hint. Let me ask you this, what is the antonym of man?"

"woman"

"Smart, what is the antonym of that mother-in-law"

"Eunuch"

Chen Kai continued to ask, "Very good, the answer is very close, how do you pronounce the official character with an old in front of it?"

"Old man"

Qin Xiaoyu said these three words without going through his brain. He was heartless after all.

Chen Kai's expression was a little unlovable, "Don't call me Xiaoyu from now on, just change your name to Stupid Fish."

"Old man? Don't you think this is inferior?"

"Didn't you say that the old man is added in front of the father-in-law, so isn't it the old father-in-law?"

Qin Xiaoyu was also amused by his answer just now, and burst out laughing, "Oh, then I understand."

"Do you know how to call it?"

"understood"

"Then call, I'm listening."

Qin Xiaoyu knew that Chen Kai wanted to hear what he called him, but he teased him on purpose, and finally said, "You don't like to hear me call you old father-in-law, so maybe you want to hear me call you little father-in-law?"

"Qin Xiaoyu, did you do it on purpose?"

"Oh, don't call him Qin Xiaoyu. You can call me Xiaoyu, you can call me Xiaoyu."

"No, I should call you stupid fish"

"Stupid fish? I like this name, so you can call me that in the future." Qin Xiaoyu really can answer anything.

Chen Kai didn't know what to say. The atmosphere was quite ambiguous, but Qin Xiaoyu always made the painting style very funny, which brought the overall atmosphere to a very crooked place.

Seeing that Chen Kai didn't speak anymore.

Qin Xiaoyu, who was sitting next to Chen Kai, continued to yell, "Old Chen, why are you silent?"

"Why don't you continue talking, did you see me shy? I understand, I understand, after all, it is understandable to be shy when facing the person you like, and I can understand your mood"

"Hee hee hee, but you don't have to be shy, old Chen, why are you ashamed of me?"

Qin Xiaoyu picked up the chopsticks and took a mouthful of food.

Then he said to Chen Kai, "Old Chen, you were the one who picked out the fishbone and peeled the shrimp for me just now, now let me pick up vegetables for you."

"This is a dish that your girlfriend personally picked up. It has a special meaning. You must eat it."

Chen Kai really admires Qin Xiaoyu, this small mouth is not ordinary broken, no matter how ambiguous the range can make the painting style change suddenly.

After taking a bite, Qin Xiaoyu continued to say, "How delicious is it? Do you think my cooking is super delicious?"

Chen Kai had a question mark on his face, "I did this."

"Oh, it's almost there. We are boyfriend and girlfriend. What you did is equivalent to what I did. What's yours is mine, what's mine is yours, even me is yours, hehehe"

Qin Xiaoyu continued to look at Chen Kai, "So, Lao Chen, what should I call you in the future? Or else, when there are outsiders around in the future, I will still call you Lao Chen, and we will still be the same as before. Same"

"When it's just the two of us in private, occasionally I can call you husband, but only occasionally."

"I can't call your husband that every day. It's so embarrassing. I'll be embarrassed."

"Excuse me"

Chen Kai looked at Qin Xiaoyu, "Are you still embarrassed?"

"What are you talking about, how can I not be embarrassed, I am such a shy, introverted, and shy person"

"Of course I'd be embarrassed"

"What's this called?"

Chen Kai thought to himself: 6
Watching variety shows, or listening to cross talk, watching talk shows and other performances are just fun.

The real comedy has to be Qin Xiaoyu. What he said just now is absolutely perfect for being funny.

"Are you introverted? I think you couldn't hold back when you said that just now."

"Why, I'm very introverted, okay?"

Qin Xiaoyu said with a smile, "It's not important, it's not important, let's put this aside for now"

"Old Chen, can you call me Sister Yu? I want to hear you call me that when there is no one at home, just the two of us."

"Although, you just asked me to call you husband, but you don't have to call me wife. Of course, if you insist, I have no objection."

Qin Xiaoyu went around a lot, but in the end he still wanted to hear Chen Kai call him his wife.

But he turned a corner and kept explaining that he didn't mean it.

Chen Kai smiled knowingly, "Okay, since you want to hear it so much, then I'll call."

"Really? That's great, that's great, then call me and I'll listen"

Qin Xiaoyu is ready, and wants to hear Lao Chen call himself wife. In fact, the word "wife" is common, nothing serious, nothing special.

But if Lao Chen called himself that, Qin Xiaoyu would be very happy!
I still remember a time before, when the two of them called each other husband and wife, but the relationship between the two of them was pure brothers at that time, and they were mostly joking.

But it's different now, meaning and nature are completely different things, so Qin Xiaoyu is still looking forward to it.

Unexpectedly, Qin Xiaoyu waited for a long time, and finally Chen Kai called Qin Xiaoyu, "Sister Yu"

Of course, Chen Kai mainly wanted to tease Qin Xiaoyu and see her reaction. My wife called me whenever she wanted.

"???"

Qin Xiaoyu looked at him in confusion, "Old Chen, what do you mean? What do you mean by calling me Sister Yu? Why don't you call me wife?"

"What do you mean? No, you have to call me wife today"

Qin Xiaoyu became excited while talking, then got up, knelt down on the chair directly, then looked at Chen Kai and said, "You must call me wife, I strongly demand it."

Qin Xiaoyu still likes playing hard to get.

The calmer Chen Kai was, the less he stopped calling him that, the more anxious Qin Xiaoyu became, and the more he wanted to hear him call his wife.

Qin Xiaoyu probably didn't have much idea at first, but now he's on top of it all at once.

"Old Chen, can you call me wife, please? I want to hear it. I can pinch your legs later, so you can just call me. Can it work?"

"Qin Xiaoyu, you are really interesting. Didn't you say that it's okay to call you Sister Yu? Didn't I just call you that? What do you mean now?" Chen Kai said with a smile.

"After a long time, you still want me to call you wife. I remember, someone didn't seem to say that just now." Chen Kai smiled.

Qin Xiaoyu said, "Oh, I don't care, I just want to hear you call me that, just one call, just one, please please"

Chen Kai replied, "Then I will think about it."

"So you agreed?"

Chen Kai had question marks all over his face, then looked at Qin Xiaoyu and said, "Consider, what I just said was consideration"

"Okay, okay, it's okay, it's okay, then you think about it slowly." Qin Xiaoyu said with a smile, picked up the chopsticks and began to pick up food for him, picking up one dish after another, expressing his meal.

"Wait, I said something seemed wrong just now, old Chen, you deliberately diverted your gaze, right? You seem to have forgotten one thing"

"What's up"

"Pretending to be stupid, you agreed to let me kiss you? Want to divert my attention"

"It's still dear, didn't I let you kiss me just now?"

"No way, where did we kiss just now? Originally we were talking about this topic, but didn't we talk about other things in the end? No kiss"

"Okay, okay" Chen Kai said.

"Really? Then I'll kiss you now." Qin Xiaoyu sat directly on Chen Kai's lap, hugged his neck, and kissed Chen Kai's mouth.

(End of this chapter)