Taking advantage of my girlfriend's youth, I tricked her into giving birth to me

Chapter 376 Let me give you something Qin Xiaoyu, after returning to the room later
However, after saying this just now, Qin Xiaoyu immediately said, "If you really want to draw, then draw a turtle."

puff!

Hearing Qin Xiaoyu's words, mother Li Chunmei almost choked on a sip of water just now, Xiaoyu is too funny, is there any big difference between a tortoise and a tortoise?
This is Qin Xiaoyu, you will never know what this stupid man will say next.If you're not making fun of yourself every day, then you must be on the way to being funny.

If you think about it carefully, a carefree girl like Qin Xiaoyu doesn't have the burden of being an idol or goddess.

Not to mention drawing a bastard on the face, even if you draw two bastards, it's okay.

So the cards started to be dealt, and then the formal playing started. After the cards were dealt, Qin Xiaoyu looked at his own cards, thinking that it was over, the cards he drew were so bad, he would definitely lose.

And Chen Kai said very seriously from the side, "Qin Xiaoyu, don't rush to draw conclusions, let's play a [-]v[-] first."

"Oh yes." Qin Xiaoyu nodded, and then did as Chen Kai said.

"Pair five" Chen Hai played his cards.

Immediately afterwards, the cards were played one after another, unknowingly after Qin Xiaoyu played a seven with three.

Chen Kai's father was about to suppress it.

It was only then that Qin Xiaoyu noticed that the cards in his hand were gone, so he said in surprise, "Wow, old Chen, you can do it, I thought your level of playing cards is really as good as what your parents said Generally speaking, it’s just a little bit stronger than me, I didn’t expect it to be quite powerful.”

"When I just drew the card, I even thought, this card is so bad, I must have lost this hand, did I actually win?"

"Oh, I see, it must be Mom and Dad, you two let me and Lao Chen, that's why we won"

"come again"

"As for the one just now, none of us will draw anyone"

Li Chunmei said at this time, "That won't work, draw a line on the face of whoever loses as agreed, and I am willing to accept the bet."

"Husband, I will wrong you then."

"why me"

"You are a landlord, if you lose, who will you draw if you lose, can you draw a small fish, or me?"

Then, Comrade Chen Hai had a dumbfounding expression on his face, which gave him an inexplicable sense of joy and humor, and he couldn't help but want to laugh when he saw it.

Even after Chen Kai watched from the sidelines, he couldn't hold back for such a person with a great sense of humor.

It can be seen how funny the painting on Comrade Chen Hai's face is.

"Come again, I'm serious about this, just wait and see, let me show you what it means to be a master card player"

"No, why am I the owner again? This is a good card, you two just wait and see, I will definitely win this hand!"

"What's the situation, Xiaoyu, have you run out of cards again?"

"Why did I lose again?"

"Draw me again? Don't leave, or you owe this one first, then well, wait a minute, why did you draw an extra stroke?"

In this way, the back and forth lasted for about six or seven hands.

Comrade Chen Hai's face, left and right strokes, has been painted almost out of shape.

So Chen Hai said, "Honey, why do I feel that you deliberately tricked me?"

Li Chunmei laughed haha, "Is there, isn't it?"

"Why not, when I was a landlord just now, you and Xiaoyu dealt with me together, I can understand this, it's normal, it's in line with the rules of the game"

"But there are two of them. Xiaoyu is the landlord. Why do I feel that you deliberately gave the cards to Xiaoyu to eat, and then Xiaoyu quickly played out the cards?"

"After losing in the end, you still paint on my face"

"Look at what you painted for me, is there still a place to paint on my face?"

Immediately afterwards, Dad looked at Chen Kai and said, "And you brat, don't laugh, you're so sluggish, your mom and I really didn't expect you to be quite good at playing cards?"

"During holidays, our family gathered together to play cards. I remember that you played cards very badly. When did you secretly practice?"

"Just now one after another, no matter how bad Xiaoyu's cards are, how do you feel that you can turn them into wins, are you cheating? This is unscientific!"

I saw that my father's entire face was covered with a large black patch, and when he spoke, he showed a pair of big white teeth.

The picture is just too funny.

So in the living room, several people couldn't help but smile.

Immediately afterwards, Chen Kai and Qin Xiaoyu followed Chen Hai to the bathroom and cleaned him up.

My mother Li Chunmei said, "Okay, then you can help Dad wash the ink on his face first. It's already around 11 o'clock, and you are hungry, right? I'll go and make you a supper right now."

"After supper, go to bed early"

"Tomorrow is Sunday, and it is also your last day of vacation. You will leave for Shanghai the next morning, and you don't know when you will come back next time."

"Xiaoyu, what kind of supper do you want to eat? Tell me your name. Mom will make it for you right away!" Li Chunmei looked at Qin Xiaoyu and said.

Qin Xiaoyu thought about it for a while, and didn't know what to eat after struggling for a long time, so he looked at Chen Kai.

"Old Chen, what supper do you want to eat, I will eat the same as you"

Chen Kai replied, "Then eat ordinary egg noodles."

After all, it's supper, just eat whatever you want, and it doesn't need to be too complicated, just fill your stomach a little bit.

"Egg noodles, right? It's okay."

Chen Hai said while washing his face, "I want a bowl too."

"What are you doing blindly to join in the fun? Supper is for two children. Are you a child too, a child in your 40s?"

Chen Hai replied, "Wife, you still have the nerve to say it. You are the one who took the lead. Look, the one who drew me is almost unrecognizable. Why don't you let me have a supper and compensate me?"

Qin Xiaoyu couldn't help but want to laugh too, it was too painful to hold back a laugh, Lao Chen's father was so interesting, it felt like he could compete with his father, it was a joy.

Then he continued, "Mom, since Dad wants to eat, then you can make a bowl for Dad."

"Father is right, he really worked hard tonight and took on too many funny effects."

"That's fine, for Xiaoyu's sake, I'll make you an extra bowl."

"Wait, I'm going to make supper for you"

After saying this, Li Chunmei turned around and went directly to the kitchen.

And Dad washed his face in the bathroom.

Chen Kai and Qin Xiaoyu were just sitting on the sofa. Qin Xiaoyu patted him on the shoulder and said, "Old Chen, you are amazing. I played so many cards tonight. I will definitely be drawn as a bastard, but I didn't expect to draw a single stroke, Lao Chen, you are really amazing!"

"During the Chinese New Year, would you take time to stay with me home for a few days? If you were here, I would definitely be able to avenge my shame and win back all the money I lost to my relatives during the Chinese New Year. whee!"

And Chen Kai said at this time.

"Little fish, let's be serious. I'll give you something after I return to my room after eating supper."

The thing Chen Kai was talking about was, of course, the couple rings that the system just rewarded him.

(End of this chapter)