Taking advantage of my girlfriend's youth, I tricked her into giving birth to me

Chapter 314 Old Chen Why Are You Kissing Me?Dogs don't believe this reason

Qin Xiaoyu pursed her small mouth, then stared at Chen Kai and said.

"Old Chen, look at my face, you squeezed tomato paste, I just finished washing my face, and I have to wash it again after dinner, what are you doing?"

Of course, when Qin Xiaoyu said this, he was not angry, but happy in his heart.

When Qin Xiaoyu was eighteen or nineteen, it was the time when he was naive and a top love brain.

At this time, Qin Xiaoyu committed a love brain attack again.

Whispering in my heart.

"I just said that my face is only pinched for my future boyfriend. Under normal circumstances, Lao Chen should avoid suspicion when he hears me say this? He should pay more attention to it, but he just didn't I avoided suspicion, and didn't respond to anything, but even worse, pinching my face with hands covered in ketchup! What does he mean by that, he shouldn't, he really wants to be my future boyfriend, right?"

"Could it be that I'm thinking too much, or does Lao Chen really think so?"

Qin Xiaoyu is such a top-notch love brain.

When Chen Kai does something casually, Qin Xiaoyu can make up seven or eight versions in his brain, which is a normal operation.

Chen Kai said solemnly, "It seems a bit wasteful for you to say that."

"Why don't you do this, Xiaoyu, look, I just got ketchup on my hand, and now it's on your face. The ketchup bar is also quite expensive, six yuan and eighty cents a bottle, how expensive is it?"

"So don't waste it, or I will wrong you."

"What do you mean by wronging me?"

Before Qin Xiaoyu could react, he was dumbfounded and stunned the next second!

Because Chen Kai stood up directly and approached.

Then on Qin Xiaoyu's right face, where there is ketchup...

Uh, not a pro either.

It's the kind of emoticon package that will be very popular on the short video many years later.

Inhale the storm directly above the right face.

After eating the ketchup on Qin Xiaoyu's right face.

Although just a little perverted.

However, Chen Kai sat down and said solemnly, "Don't waste it. Ketchup is so expensive these days. It costs six yuan and eighty cents a bottle."

Six yuan and eighty cents is too expensive.

"Tai expensive spicy"

Qin Xiaoyu was sitting across from him, his expression was stunned, just now... Old Chen, is this considered to be taking advantage of me?

real or fake?

Isn't this a plot that only happens when you have a dream at night?
Did this really happen in a waking state?Don't you still have a spring dream now?Thinking of this, Qin Xiaoyu immediately looked around, looking east and west, are you sure this is not a spring dream?

No wonder Qin Xiaoyu subconsciously thought it was a dream.

Because, when going to bed at night, Qin Xiaoyu had dreamed of scenes and plots similar to this one more than once or twice.

"Old Chen, why are you kissing me! You rascal, you"

Qin Xiaoyu didn't want to say this sentence at first, but when it came to his mouth, he missed it, and then suddenly popped out this sentence.

Chen Kai said solemnly, "If I say, I'm actually eating the ketchup on your face, would you believe me, Xiaoyu?"

"After all, ketchup for six yuan and eighty cents is quite expensive"

"Can't be wasted, don't you say"

After hearing this, Qin Xiaoyu felt that what Old Chen said seemed to be, there was a little truth in it?
But not much.

It was obvious that he was deliberately taking advantage of me, and what else did he say, he was just eating ketchup.

Are you sure you are eating ketchup?
Sucked my face into your mouth directly, is there something like this?
Dogs don't believe this reason.

Then, Qin Xiaoyu didn't know what to say for a while, but silently picked up the bottle of ketchup that Chen Kai had just given.

Then using chopsticks, I got a little ketchup from it and put it on my hand.

Qin Xiaoyu dipped some ketchup on his right cheek, then looked at Chen Kai.

"Then do you still want ketchup?"

Qin Xiaoyu has always spoken directly, but what he said just now was rather cryptic.

I'm a little embarrassed to give Chen Kai the whole treatment, he's so stupid, his IQ is gradually improving!I wanted to fool around in a serious manner, but it turned out that I couldn't fool around.

The main thing is to blame myself, saying that I am not kissing, but I just don't want to waste it. After all, ketchup for six yuan and eighty cents is quite expensive.

It would be fine if these words came from someone else's mouth, but it's not like Qin Xiaoyu doesn't know about his own wealth, the profitability of his companies, and the money he earned from writing songs.

Are you sure six yuan and eighty cents for ketchup is expensive?

It is Qin Xiaoyu's idea that he can talk about taking advantage so freshly and refinedly, only Lao Chen can do it.

However, Chen Kai also felt that this reason was indeed a little bit rotten.

The two of them looked at each other and then smiled at each other.

"Old Chen, what are you laughing at?"

Chen Kai replied, "Qin Xiaoyu, why are you laughing?"

"Who laughed, did I, no, I didn't laugh, how could I?" Qin Xiaoyu couldn't hold back while talking, puff!
After breakfast, the rewards for today's daily tasks have also arrived in the account.

It was around seven o'clock in the morning, and Chen Kai and Qin Xiaoyu had breakfast.

Qin Xiaoyu said that he wanted to take the bus to school.

Chen Kai sat by the window.

He noticed that Qin Xiaoyu was staring at him, so he glanced at Qin Xiaoyu, and then asked, "Xiaoyu, what do you think I am doing?"

"Is there, where am I looking at you, no, I was just looking at the passers-by outside the window, look at those people, those girls, how beautiful they are, with long legs, if only I had such long legs "

Chen Kai replied, "The traffic jam is like this, surrounded by cars, the traffic jam is impenetrable, are you clairvoyant, why didn't I see where the person you mentioned is?"

"Uh, this, this..." Qin Xiaoyu made up a random reason just now, but unexpectedly became embarrassed in an instant.

Only then did I look out the window, indeed, there was not even half a person there.

Even if there are some passers-by, men and women, on the sidewalk, they are basically blocked by cars and cannot be seen at all.

"Old Chen, you didn't see it just now. In fact, a few girls did pass by just now. I saw it." Qin Xiaoyu said nonsense seriously, "Okay, I can't make it up anymore, I was just looking at you"

"But then again, Old Chen, if you're not looking at me, how do you know I'm looking at you?"

Chen Kai replied, "Qin Xiaoyu, if you don't look at me, how do you know I'm looking at you?"

"Well, what you said makes sense, then we're even, just pretend that no one looked at anyone just now." Qin Xiaoyu sat next to Chen Kai, and after saying this, he didn't look at Chen Kai again.

Instead, he took out his mobile phone and saw the message Wang Jiajia just sent, "What about Xiaoyu, we studied all night last night and didn't go to bed until 12 o'clock. The design of this plan is perfect, so there must be no problem. When you Don't forget to tell Chen Kai, ask him to go camping these two days, see how he reacts, and see if he agrees or not."

"If he disagrees and doesn't want to go camping, then I'll help you with another trick."

"It's all right, there are plenty of tricks"

"I will definitely let you kiss your old Chen in a legitimate way, and I will help you realize this dream."

Wang Jiajia had just typed, and after saying this, the next second, when Qin Xiaoyu answered, Wang Jiajia was shocked instantly.

"Old Chen, he just kissed me."

What? ?

Wang Jiajia was shocked in an instant, thinking that Qin Xiaoyu was joking with herself, it couldn't be possible, didn't she go camping in the wild yet?How did you kiss me?What's the meaning?
"Little fish, what did you do?"

"I didn't do anything. He pinched my face just now, and then he had ketchup on his hand, and it got on my face."

"Then he said that tomato sauce costs six yuan and eighty cents, which is quite expensive, and he said that it should not be wasted."

"then……"

Qin Xiaoyu recalled the scene that happened at home just now, so sudden and so caught off guard.

At that time, Qin Xiaoyu really almost didn't react.

After explaining the situation roughly, Wang Jiajia was very excited there.

Then immediately sent a voice message.

He said directly, "Wow, it's true, Xiaoyu, you and Chen Kai, you"

"It's so sweet. It's early in the morning. I didn't eat any food. I feel like I won't be hungry just by hearing you describe this scene."

"Tell me more, I want to hear the details, the details, just eat the ketchup on your face, how did you eat it, did you lick it?"

As expected of Wang Jiajia, the way of speaking is still so abstract and abnormal.

Seeing the voice messages from Wang Jiajia, Qin Xiaoyu clicked them quickly, and put them in his ears.

In this case, the voice message is played very quietly.

It's basically the same as making a phone call.

But after hearing this news in my ear, for some reason, it was suddenly released again.

Then a very embarrassing scene appeared.

The voice was very loud, not only Chen Kai could hear it clearly, but even many passengers sitting on the bus seat, front and back, looked this way.

At this moment, Qin Xiaoyu felt that he was really going to die socially.

It is no longer suitable to stay in this city.

How embarrassing! ! !
What's going on, this broken phone, broken WeChat, you will have to replace it sooner or later.

It was clearly still in earpiece mode just now, why did it suddenly play out?And it's so loud.

It's over, it's over, can't it be embarrassing to death!

Qin Xiaoyu pressed the phone's horn on her stomach, closed her eyes tightly, and dared not open them.

After waiting for dozens of seconds, Qin Xiaoyu noticed that Chen Kai sitting next to him didn't respond, so Qin Xiaoyu slowly raised his head, then opened one eye, and watched Chen Kai's behavior with the other. reaction.

Noticed that Chen Kai closed his eyes, as if dozing off.

"It scared me to death. I thought Lao Chen heard it just now. That's too embarrassing!"

"fortunately fortunately"

Qin Xiaoyu typed quickly, and then sent a message to Wang Jiajia, "Smelly Jiajia, you are going to die, I was almost cheated to death by you, why send a voice message, Lao Chen and I are going to school on the bus now on the way"

"It's fine if you're usually nervous, but just now on that voice message, the voice was so loud, and you said such perverted things, do you know that Lao Chen is sitting next to me?"

"Fortunately, he was dozing off, so he probably didn't hear much, otherwise I would be so embarrassed that I would die of embarrassment!"

Wang Jiajia was also confused, "Ah? I didn't know Xiaoyu's voice was playing from your phone. I can't blame me for this, I'm innocent."

"But to be honest, Xiaoyu, after what happened this morning, you should believe what I said at the beginning."

"Your old Chen is interested in you! How about it, believe it now, I'm right"

(End of this chapter)