monster canteen

Chapter 3 Two, checkout please
"Suck, suck, suck~"

It was a very strange feeling, the strength of the noodles seemed not to be eating noodles at all, but like soft and tender beef tendon, and the extremely fresh soup tasted with a hint of sweet and sour.After biting off the noodles, the boy found that there was still a light yellow gelatinous substance flowing from the middle of the noodles. It tasted like the marrow of a big bone.

"good to eat!"

The boy took several sips in a row, his face full of intoxication, that feeling even surpassed the lingering feeling last night.

Seeing her boyfriend's attitude, the girl couldn't help asking suspiciously: "It's really so delicious?"

The boy praised again and again: "It's so delicious, it's unacceptable that this restaurant is not popular. Art, this is definitely fucking art."

Chen Guai had a smile on his face: "Thanks for the compliment, I'm ashamed!"

Seeing her boyfriend's exaggerated description, the girl couldn't help but bite the bullet, picked up a little bit, and took a small bite.Then……

"Suck, suck, suck~"

They seemed to have forgotten the existence of Chen Wei, and when they realized it again, even the soup base was gone.

When the two returned to their senses, the boy said, "Boss, can I have another bowl?"

"Sorry, there are only two servings today, and they have already eaten them."

The boy felt a little pity, but he thought that the store had run away, so he hurriedly said, "Boss, does Monster Canteen have a business card? I'll bring someone to take care of your business later."

The girl also came back to her senses, recalling the wonderful smell just now, she couldn't help but agree: "I'll bring my little sister here too."

However, Chen Kuai just smiled faintly, and then shook his head: "I'm sorry, but you can't come to the Monster Cafeteria if you want to. Those who come come depends on their fate. Fate is destined. Every customer, in theory, only has one chance to come. Come here. Every monster delicacy is waiting for his master."

The boy laughed and said: "Brother, don't make trouble, why are you still pretending? You are such a big shop, you can't run here!"

Chen Wei smiled but did not answer, just shook his head lightly: "After eating monster food, your body will awaken a special ability within one to three hours. The process may be a little painful, but don't panic, don't Fear, this is your chance."

The boy was a little speechless: "No, he also has special abilities. Boss, don't you watch too many movies?"

I don't know if it was the illusion of the two of them, but they felt that the smile on Chen Wei's face seemed to be a little weird.That kind of smile made them shudder.

The girl couldn't help tugging at her boyfriend's clothes: "Forget it, let's go! Anyway, the store is still open here."

The boy also felt that the owner of the shop was really weird, nagging, and a little creepy.But anyway, I ate and ate, and next time I called a few more people over, I could still pretend to be aggressive in front of everyone.

"Well. The boss, let's go first."

After speaking, the boy pulled the girl up and prepared to leave.

"Wait a moment."

Chen Guai spoke unhurriedly, and the two of them turned their heads suspiciously.

Chen Kuai said with a smile on his face, "Please settle the bill, both of you."

The boy looked confused: "Check out? Didn't you say that you don't charge money?"

"Just because I say no money, doesn't mean you don't want to check out. These are two different things."

I saw that Chen Kuai pointed to the slot machine in the corner with his finger and said: "Monster cafeteria, the checkout depends on personal luck. You can randomly use soft sister coins, lifespan, air, spiritual power, etc. to settle the payment. The two of you can go to the lottery to see if If I get Ruanmei coins, I can give the two free orders. As for the others... Don't worry, I can guarantee that I may make a small profit, but you will definitely not lose."

Seeing that Chen Wei's words became more and more outrageous, the boy's face obviously became ugly: "Brother, if you are like this, the layout is a bit small. It's just a store, and the whole thing is full of bells and whistles? Forget it, don't fix all these things. , hurry up and show the payment code! Is it okay if I give you the money?"

Chen Kuai still kept smiling: "Well, I'm serious, I really don't charge money."

"Do you want love or not, let's go."

The boys are at the age of stunned youth, newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, and they don't realize that if this is a drama, it will be over long ago.I saw him pulling his girlfriend and going to open the door immediately.

As he walked, he was still cursing: "It's just inexplicable, what the hell, cooking is so delicious? What kind of play is it with this?"

"kaka~"

The boy grabbed the doorknob, only to find out that the door had been closed at some time, which made his heart tense.

Immediately, the boy felt a little hairy.Is this a black shop?It would be terrible if it was a kidney-shattering person. I heard that recently, teenagers often disappear without reason, and they have not been found so far.I also ate other people's food, but I don't know if that food has been drugged or not.

For ordinary people, this is danger. At a critical moment, the boy's brain became hot, and he yelled violently on the spot: "Open the door."

Chen Kuiyun said calmly: "You two, please pay the bill. After paying the bill, you can leave naturally."

"Open the door, or don't blame me for doing it."

While talking, the boy strode forward, trying to pick up a stool.However, the stool seemed to be embedded in the ground, and he couldn't pull it out at all.

Seeing that he couldn't get the stool, the boy immediately picked up the bowl of noodles he had just eaten and raised it above his head.

However, the next moment the boy realized that he couldn't move, and in the cafeteria, there was no smile on Chen Guai's face. Instead, he raised his chin slightly and snorted coldly: "In order to sell you two bowls of noodles, I laughed so much Mom's face is stiff."

After finishing speaking, he saw that Chen Guai's body began to twist. The next moment, he suddenly turned into a super big centipede standing upright, with a big mouth like two scimitars, and a long hair on top of his head. The tentacles, those pitch-black eyes, and those sharp claws frightened the couple into a daze.

"Fuck, fuck~"

"Ah~ah~ah~"

At that moment, fear spread in my heart, and the minds of the young couple went blank.

Fortunately, the next moment, the huge centipede turned into Chen Wei again.After all, he is an ordinary person, so it's not good if he really wants to go crazy, so it's not easy to settle the bill.

"Ghost~ monster, monster~"

The girl was still yelling, but following closely, she saw Chen Guai disappearing from the bar and appearing directly in front of the boy.

The boy had already been frightened, and now he felt that he was about to die. What did he see?Teleport?

"It's over!"

"Ah~ah~"

The girl was still screaming again, so frightened that she ran to the door and wanted to open it, but no matter how hard she twisted it, the door wouldn't open.

"Shh~ If anyone makes any noise again, I will eat him."

Sure enough, there was no more shouting in the cafeteria the next moment, and the girl covered her mouth with both hands, turned around, and stared in horror at Chen Wei, who put an index finger in front of her mouth and made a silent gesture .

Seeing that the girl's shoulders shrugged, she was trembling, and the tears started to flow down.Chen Guai patted the boy on the shoulder, making him tremble.

It was just this trembling that the boy suddenly found that he could move.

I saw Chen Kuai patted the boy's shoulders comfortingly: "It's cold on the ground, help your girlfriend up quickly. Just pay the bill, and you can go. Here, it's the button on the slot machine, press One click, and it's over."

"Brother, I'll pay, let's pay."

At this moment, the boy has finally softened, and he can no longer be hard.He staggered to help the girl up, walked to the slot machine, and didn't even dare to look at Chen Kuai the whole time.

This slot machine is also quirky, with only a spherical red button on the face.

"Snapped!"

The boy quickly pressed the button, only to see the marquee running, the cheerful and familiar childhood game sound effects sounded, and after a burst of gaudy light effects, the screen displayed "One Year Life".

Chen Kuai looked intently, as if he was not surprised by this result.

The boy was also stunned for a moment, just this, this is a hundred times better than dying on the spot!

While the boy was in a daze, Chen Guai's voice came from behind the two of them: "Next."

Both of them trembled. The girl was grabbed by the boy and pressed the button, and the marquee started to move again. Five seconds later, "one year life" was displayed on the screen again.

Only this time, Chen Kuai seemed a little disappointed, curled his lips, and then said in a moderate voice: "The two of you can go."

The door of the monster cafeteria creaked and opened automatically.

Seeing this, the boy hurriedly dragged the girl out.The moment they stepped out of the monster cafeteria, both of them had a feeling of surviving.

After a while, I heard the boy shouting: "Hey, are you a demon spirit? There are monsters..."

……

"Hey, it's so difficult! It's just a settlement, and it never goes smoothly."

Standing at the door of the Monster Cafeteria, Chen Kuai leaned against the door frame, raised his hand and looked at his watch. The time showed 25:[-], and then the corners of his mouth slightly raised: "It should have started, right?"

I saw that Chen Kuai turned over the "Open" sign on the door, and the sign changed to "Closing".

It was also at the moment when the sign was turned over that the fog on the entire street quickly dissipated, from the visibility of no more than 10 meters, to the level of visibility of more than 1 meters in less than a minute.

And on this street, where is there any monster cafeteria?

……

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