I really don't want to be a magical girl anymore

Chapter 46 [] School Celebration

Three days later, Zuo Cang came to the playground of No. [-] Middle School in Xinmu City.

It was exactly the same as the scene in Zuo Cang's memory.

The school celebration of No. [-] Middle School in Xinmu City was nothing more than a leader speaking on stage and a group of people standing in the audience.

Rory's long-winded lectures sounded in his ears, and the hot sun was shining on his head.

This stop is several hours.

By the time the principal's various tedious processes of self-motivation were completed, the people in the audience had already collapsed into a puddle of liquid.

Therefore, many times students forget that today is the school celebration, not some kind of collective corporal punishment.

They don't understand very much, it's already summer vacation, and they have to come here to go to jail.

Zuo Cang was "fortunate" to participate once when he was a student, so he really didn't want to recall what the so-called school celebration was like.

Only this year is a little different.

He is no longer a student, but a parent.

Zuo Cang stared blankly at the dead fish eyes and clapped mechanically, his attention began to diverge, and he began to think wildly.

The same is true of several parents around me. Under the sun's exposure, their faces are also ashen.

Flattering and flattering each other with the leaders makes them feel like a pure innocent.

Fortunately, this year is different. The headmaster slapped his thigh and had the idea of ​​showing off. After speaking, he had fun with the people, making the school celebration a celebration in a true sense, instead of giving speeches and speeches coldly according to scripts, sublimation and sublimation.

After discussions among the leaders in the early stage, it was finally decided that each class would organize different programs.

The content of the specific program is decided by the class leader and the students themselves.

This is a great event!

Therefore, it is also because of this that the students can obediently go to jail in the audience.

I can finally play it openly.

The junior high school students are at the age when their brains are open and inspirations are endless, and they are also the age with the most energy and excellent mobility. They are usually worried that they have nowhere to use their skills and can only harm one party in their own dormitory.

Now someone suddenly told them that no one supervises them and they can let themselves go.

A lot of boys were screaming with excitement, showing their ape shapes, and the whole No. [-] Middle School was almost turning into a wild animal park...

Among them, Zuo Yue's Class One was the hardest-hit area. More than a week ago, when they were discussing what to perform for the school celebration.

All kinds of strange ideas popped out of the mouths of a group of boys one after another.

Arguing.

Only a few ideas were accepted by the vast majority of boys.

Someone proposed a maid café.

For example, simply decorate the classroom, and then let the young and beautiful girls wear black and white maid outfits with aprons and lace frilly black stockings, and stand at the door of the classroom in various cute poses. Said enthusiastically: "Master, welcome back!"

Even a simple brain supplement is enough to make people's blood boil!
I have to say that it is a man's nature to be old-fashioned.

When the boys are excited, the lesbians are a little unhappy.

It is believed that this is the materialization of women and the malicious consumption of the value they create.

"Why let my old lady betray her looks? If you like it so much, why don't you wear maid outfits yourself!"

Although girls love to dress up, and some people usually like to take some photos and post them on social networks, but if they really want to play this kind of shame play in full view, they will be shy too!

They are so angry.

However, what they didn't expect was that not only were the boys not angry about this, but they hesitated, and some even showed eager anticipation.

"Hey, something is wrong with you..."

Many girls expressed obvious dislike for the brazen behavior of the boys, and consciously distanced themselves from them.

Mr. Lu Xun once said that the greatest and ancient art in China is man pretending to be a woman.

There is more or less a feminine part in every man's heart.

Commonly known as the yearning for women's clothing.

How could they not be tempted now that the opportunity of fair and honest women's clothing is in front of them.

At the same time, they must face a series of problems. Their height, weight, body shape and even their faces are not suitable for wearing women's clothing. The physical differences between human males and females are too great.

If you don't take these differences into consideration, if you come to an overlord to force your bow, I'm afraid it will only become mental pollution if you wear it out.

It is the greatest kindness for passers-by not to call the police to arrest people...

So they also have self-knowledge, and explain to the girls in the class that they are not that kind of pervert, and it's okay to think about wearing women's clothes in their minds. There are still too few cute boys who are suitable for wearing women's clothes.

When a group of people were excitedly discussing their various sexual fetishes, Yan Min, the head teacher of class one, poured cold water on them.

He took the initiative to discipline the students in his class.

"Hey hey hey, wake up and stop dreaming. You little bastards are crazy about watching anime, right? What kind of maid cafe are you running? Do you really not consider the reality?"

The cost of tailoring several sets of maid outfits is not within the economical range of the students, let alone the problems of materials for decorating classrooms, coordination and command, coffee beans and equipment, etc. Whether it is human, financial, or Material resources are a great test.

The most important point is that things like maid cafes that are entertaining to death do not conform to traditional values ​​at all, so whether they can pass the audit of the campus leaders does not need to be considered. The class teacher Lao Yan is sure that 100% of them will be killed.

Not to mention positive energy, political correctness, whether to forcibly praise and sublimate something like the Spring Festival Gala, at least have to be more or less serious.

It's not that I want you to take pictures of Yile, I really think you can go to Tuyile.

The cold reality made the few brats who had had the most fun return to their seats angrily, with their heads lowered, their disappointed expressions like eggplants beaten by frost.

Yan Min saw it in his eyes, and he also knew that he had been suppressing the students' emotions and not letting them vent, to the students.Not a good thing for yourself.

So, when the topic changed, he opened the back door for the students.

Within the scope of a certain plan, let the students play freely, even if something happens, he will turn a blind eye.

The brain hole that was originally wantonly expanded was restricted, and the range of choices was much smaller.

Programs such as singing, dancing, and speeches are serious and not easy to make mistakes.

But it also lacks some new ideas, and it is easy to crash when it is clichéd.

Brainstorm.

Soon someone came up with a completely new idea.

Opera, or stage play.

Since the conditions are limited, use the limited conditions wisely.

Stage play is the most suitable choice. Just set up a few tables to form the stage. You can rent the costumes and props directly. It doesn’t matter even if you can’t borrow some big props. There are ready-made scripts, and various versions of the line copywriting can be found by searching the Internet. At most, they can be localized and processed by themselves.

For the serious proposals submitted by the students.

Yan Min frowned, thought for a long time, and finally felt that it was really feasible, so he decided on the type of program to be performed by the first class.

The next step is to choose a theme and a script.

After a heated debate, Yan Min finally made the decision.

The program is a very famous traditional stage play at home and abroad, Romeo and Juliet created by Shakespeare.

It is precisely because they are familiar with it that it is more suitable for amateurs like them to play.

Yan Min originally thought that no matter how much the little bastards change the script, at least the overall story line has been fixed, and their imagination is limited. Traveling to the Qingqing Grassland to start a decisive battle with Transformers, and finally defeating Batman with Monkey King, the story is much better...

He still underestimated the ability of his students to move around.

Led by the bear kid Wang Zuoyue, a group of people began to make up the story of Romeo and Juliet.

At first glance, there is nothing wrong with it, but after a closer look, it is full of ghosts and ghosts.

For example, Earl Paris not only did not die in the end, but also married Juliet home according to the engagement and marriage contract, and the title of the film was also planned to be changed to "The Revenge of the Sufferer" or "Huang Mao Must Die".

The corner of Yan Min's mouth twitched unconsciously, holding the outline of the student's adapted script in his hand.

What, what, what is it.

On second thought.

Forget it, as long as the students are happy, it's a rare school celebration, as long as they have fun.

Under constant self-hypnosis, Yan Min had no choice but to accept the reality.

To be honest, he himself really cares a little about what new tricks the students can come up with.

Everything is ready.

In the script decided by the first class, Li Feng, the monitor of the first class, acted as the male protagonist Romeo, and Zuo Yue only acted as a small supporting role with only two lines of lines, so in the first few days, Zuo Yue was still able to touch the fish, but later he couldn’t. I don't know why, but Juliet's female student suddenly couldn't be contacted, and I don't know if she disappeared mysteriously, or her parents took her to another city.

There is an urgent shortage of manpower, and after voting, Zuo Yue becomes the new heroine.

And Zuo Yue was suddenly kicked out of the shelves, and was forcibly tied to the position of the heroine.

Obviously she thinks Lime is more suitable for Juliet's identity, because Juliet...

Hahaha.

Zuo Yue's smile is very strange, but she really wants to act well in this scene, all aspects of the scene.

Time is pressing now, and there is no way to waste it.

After all, Zuo Yue was forced to stand up, and it took a long time just to prepare, and now I am afraid that there is not even enough time for rehearsal.

Everyone is looking forward to Zuo Yue, the heroine, to give some strength, at least not to pull her crotch at the critical moment...

The only good thing is that the students have already passed the exams, so they don't have the pressure of studies and have a lot of time to use.

In particular, a few people in charge of script planning have to carry their mobile phones even when going to the bathroom, and use the above software to write lines and even decide the life and death of characters.

However, it also troubled them a little.

With power, others will naturally ask for something.

While squatting at the school, several people knocked on the toilet door.

There are no two reasons.

I want my character to have a little more scenes and lines, so that I don't really play a passerby who doesn't even have a word.

This is also human nature and understandable.

However, what confuses them is that there are several important characters in it...

The reason is also very strange, can you write yourself to death.

If you can't die, change it to the first scene where the character stumbles and falls into a powder fracture just after he comes out...

They like to act paralyzed.

So that the real plot presented in the end is much more outrageous than the original outline.

At least, on the day of the school anniversary, when Zuo Cang, a parent, got the school celebration program list, he felt that his blood pressure was already full and he could stop watching it, so as not to pollute his eyes and destroy the Shakespeare classics in his mind.

However, on the other hand, he was really curious about what kind of performance his sister could perform under such an outrageous script.

When the principal finally finished talking nonsense, Zuo Cang's divergent thoughts returned to his body, and he followed the crowd to the teaching building for the first grade of junior high school.

According to the timetable on the program list, there are still several hours before the performance of the first class, and it will not officially start until five or six o'clock in the afternoon.

Therefore, the people in the first class also thought about rehearsing well at the critical moment.

The rehearsal was in the main classroom of Class [-], and several main characters were desperately memorizing their lines, trying to remember the messy content.

Several parents of the students were sitting on red plastic stools in the corner of the classroom, chatting with each other. They also looked forward to their children being able to shine on the stage.

The same is true for Zuo Cang.

However, when he folded his hands on his chest, he was staring at his sister seriously.

"Romeo, why are you Romeo..."

During makeup in preparation for a rehearsal.

Zuo Yue, who was wearing a women's classical opera dress, recited her lines expressionlessly.

There was no ups and downs in her tone, just like her heart at the moment.

A few girls were covering their mouths and giggling.

They are girls in the same class who are in charge of costume props and makeup.

It is also relying on their family relationship that they borrowed such beautiful and exquisite costumes and professional guidance from the Municipal Theater.

Such a gorgeous dress like Zuo Yue's and the light makeup on her face that matched it took a lot of hard work from professionals.

In the beginning, they voted for Zuo Yue as the heroine in a joking manner. After all, in their eyes, Zuo Yue has always been the kind of brat who tends to be carefree, and it is basically impossible to play a noble character like Juliet. The essence of the lady, they want to see Zuo Yue make a fool of herself more than watching a play.

The result was unexpected.

Zuo Yue's role as Juliet has a bit of the charm of a western classical aristocratic young lady, all kinds of movements are self-taught, and her frowns and smiles are extraordinarily elegant.

Even his brother Zuo Cang saw him, and began to wonder if the Zuo Yue in front of him was the Zuo Yue he knew.

He thought about it carefully, and Zuo Yue's recent state was really not quite right, even though he looked heartless on the surface, but he didn't know why he was always in a daze for no reason, just quietly looking at himself without speaking.

Zuo Cang asked a few days ago, but my sister didn't say anything, she just said that she might be a bit too tired.

Therefore, Zuo Cang didn't pay too much attention to it.

After all, the investigation of Li Feng is now at a bottleneck.

I don't know if Li Feng has received some rumors. He has restrained himself a lot recently, acting very low-key, trying his best to act as an ordinary junior high school student, and his style of doing things is also in line with the logic of a brat.

It made Zuo Cang start to wonder if there was a mistake in Hong Feng's information, and he was doing all the futile work for so much effort.

Until, yesterday, Hongfeng found a very crucial clue.

Why did No. [-] Middle School of Xinmu City want to celebrate this time?

It turned out that the impromptu idea of ​​the principal to slap his thigh was not accidental, but he was strongly recommended by other people before he considered taking advantage of this time to organize a big event that would gather the whole school.

And the recommender of this event was none other than Li Feng.

So why did he organize this school celebration?Is it by chance, or is it a coincidence?
Zuo Cang didn't want to subdivide it, and decided to be bold and kidnap Li Feng directly.

"Everyone has worked hard, how is the rehearsal going?"

A turbid boy's voice sounded from outside the door.

Zuo Cang knew that his goal had been reached.

　I'm already wilted, and Pochi is gone. (lay flat)

　　
　
(End of this chapter)