Practitioner with the World Gate
Chapter 183 The Immortal Suo Is Born!
Chapter 183 The Immortal Suo Is Born! .
Lu Fan's words made the three of them even more nervous.
"What does the Taoist priest mean?" the leader in white asked tentatively.
"It's literally."
Lu Fan pointed to the little weasel puppet: "We just separated, so he probably hasn't had the chance to do evil yet, right?"
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This sentence completely confused the three white clothes.
How did you, a Taoist priest, make friends with a monster who became a spirit?
However, they were no longer nervous.
It's good to know the reason. Taoist priests are very popular with the emperor recently. The three of them are just low-level warlocks in Qintianjian, so don't mess with them if you can.
The leader in white gave an order, and the little girl reluctantly took off the weasel puppet from her waist.
With a light throw, there was no spell casting action or anything, and the puppet directly turned into a living weasel in mid-air.
"My mother~!"
After recovering his body, he let out a cry of surprise, and rushed behind Lu Fan: "This, this, this is not a good person!"
At this time, Jia Xiao felt aggrieved in his heart.
After he and Lu Fan parted, he was naturally on his way in a hurry, after all, his life was at stake.
But who would have thought that while running, they would suddenly feel that they encountered [Ghosts Hit the Wall].
At that time, Jia Xiao was fooled, I am also a yellow skinned person, even if I lose the protection of the village and can no longer transform into a human form, then I am also a yellow skinned person.
It's a trick like a ghost hitting a wall. Aren't you using the sky to strike Lei Gong?
He didn't take this spell to heart at all, but he never thought that he would be unable to break the spell in the future.
Then I fell into a daze, running and running, running and running.
It wasn't until the little girl threw the puppet just now that Jia Xiao instantly recovered all his memories!
It is true that he has been running, but his consciousness is running in the sea of consciousness. In fact, he has long been made into a puppet by unknown means!
On the other side, after sacrificing the weasel, the little girl's face was obviously not very happy: "You are a Taoist, so give you some face."
"Taoism, I am a disciple of this sect of Taoism."
Lu Fan smiled and cupped his hands: "In Xiafengwei County Lingtao Forest Wulei Guan Lu Fan is also known as Shuxuan. If there is anything wrong with my friend, I will apologize to the three adults."
The leader in white nodded, opened his mouth and was about to say something, when suddenly a flash of lightning flashed through his mind.
Wait, Lu Fan!Taoist priest!
He is Lu Fan!
Lu Fan was handpicked by the emperor as the deputy supervisor of the Qintian Supervisor, but was rejected!
"Senior Brother? Senior Brother?" The little girl called him twice.
"No, it's fine."
After regaining his senses, he shivered, and seeing Lu Fan's smile felt unfathomable.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't know if it's Lu Zhenren face to face."
"The seventh-rank sorcerer in the Xiaqin Tianjian, I can't stay with official duties, so I leave!"
After apologizing, the leader in white, ignoring the surprised gazes of his juniors and younger sisters, dragged them away quickly.
The three of them ran for several miles in one breath before stopping out of breath.
"Senior brother, what's the matter with you?" The little girl still didn't respond, and so did the junior brother on the other side.
The senior brother took a few breaths, and said with a solemn face: "You didn't know about it not long after you came out, that person, that person"
He said 'that person' several times in a row, but he still couldn't reveal Lu Fan's identity.
In the end, he had no choice but to give up and flicked his sleeves: "It doesn't matter, let's go out while it is dark, and quickly find another monster that has become a spirit to make up enough!"
The three of them summed it up, and each took out a Feng Shui plate and muttered something in their mouths.
Soon, the feng shui plate raised runes one after another, and after rearranging and combining them, they became a [three-dimensional gossip array].
"Dry and leave."
"Xun Li Zhen."
"Leave away."
"Fifty miles to the south!"
The three looked at each other and said in unison.
"I'll call a car."
The woman in white turned her hands over and held the compass in her hands: "Kun Liutu Chengche."
The ground trembled slightly, and finally a very strange car appeared.
There are four oversized wheels and a man bucket, open top, no frame and no horse.
The three of them couldn't get used to seeing it, so they turned over, and the sorceress continued to control the compass, and the car cruised forward automatically.
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On the other side, Lu Fan held Jia Xiao by the back of the neck and stared at him a few times: "I didn't expect to meet, we have this fate!"
"!!!"
When Jia Xiao heard this, he was so excited that he wobbled all over, and he kept calling him 'Master'.
He even said auspicious words from all walks of life.
Obviously, this monster wandering around the countryside is more like a human than a human.
"Okay, okay, let's save the obedient words for the New Year."
Lu Fan activated his healing power, trying to expel the [negative state] from Jia Xiao.
He just gave it a try, after all, this belongs to [Fate Backlash], I don't know if it will work or not.
I didn't expect it to be really successful, and it didn't take much trouble.
This discovery even made Lu Fan's tongue smack: Sure enough, whether one's ability is excellent or not depends not on the world level, but on the template of this ability.
After healed Jia Xiao's injury, he thought about it and muttered something.
It took about half a stick of incense to get results.
"You can follow me from now on. By the way, how many people are in your family?"
"Ah?" Jia Xiao was stunned for a moment, but he still answered truthfully: "It turns out that all the brothers and sisters in the family are dead, and I am the old thirteenth."
He was still talking about the weasel period.
Animals generally use a certain character in their name and race to get their surname. Jia Xiao was able to get the two characters [Jia, Xiao], which has a certain cause and effect.
Under normal circumstances, weasels have the last name [Huang] after becoming sperm.
"Huang Huang Shisan, I will be called Huang Shisan from now on. I will teach you a piece of breathing method, and you can practice from the beginning!"
Lu Fan couldn't help but point his finger directly on his forehead, and passed on the method of Xiangsheng Tuna.
"Hiccup~"
His meager mental strength couldn't help tossing like this, and he immediately rolled his eyes and passed out.
After concocting Jia Xiao. Oh no, after concocting Huang Shisan, Lu Fan threw him aside.
The yellow skin is a little different from other species.
This race is naturally easier to communicate with psychics, and it is easier to embark on the road of practice after opening up spiritual wisdom.
Huang Shisan relied on Zhen Peng's food (worship) to open up his spiritual wisdom, and also borrowed the "Fortune Qi" from Shide Village for many years to transform into form.
He naturally wants to protect the village, he is the real "Baojiaxian".
He did not hide his identity from Muramasa and Zhen Peng.
And has been using its own magic to protect the village and stimulate the production of food.
To put it bluntly, if it weren't for the emperor's decree, Huang Shisan would have become the "Land Lord" of Shide Village long ago, and his personal identity is the adopted son of Zhen Peng's family.
Lu Fan could tell that since the emperor ordered the permission to offer sacrifices, the village chief and the elders of Shide Village had changed their minds.
They wanted Huang Shisan to go away, and then slowly enshrined their ancestors as the "Land Lord of Shide Village".
This operation is feasible, because Huang Shisan told Muramasa himself.
The purpose is to obtain a serious plaque and small temple.
I never thought that this operation almost hurt myself.
At that time, as long as the village was covering up, there was always a way to get over it.
No matter how stiff the quarrel is, at least the villagers don't know what [Zhen Xiao] is.
Naturally, Zhen Peng would not go out and talk nonsense, and the matter will be eased for a while.
Unfortunately, some people are really superficial.
They stood by and watched, Huang Shisanzun's filial piety was impossible to resist.
Coming and going again and again is equivalent to being expelled from Shide Village, losing asylum and blessing, and it is thanks to Lu Fan's yang energy that he didn't die suddenly on the spot.
It also complied with that sentence: Loyalty, propriety, benevolence, filial piety, gentleness, respectfulness, thrift, and everything, just happens to be shameless.
Lu Fan formed a bond with him, named him, healed his wounds, and established a new bond.
From now on, Huang Shisan will have nothing to do with Shide Village, and he doesn't have to be restrained anymore.
It was originally planned to meet Wu Leiguan, but who would have thought that the warlock from Qin Tianjian would interfere and send this guy back again!
This is also good, proving that the two are really destined.
With this incident, Lu Fan was sure that Huang Shisan had completely cut off the previous cause and effect, so he dared to give him a new name.
The two characters [Jia, Xiao] are only available in response to the catastrophe in the fate.
At this time, Bai Shuang approached Lu Fan and poked Huang Shisan's belly with his finger: "This little guy has a hard life, and meeting the master is the reward of all the hardships."
"Life is hard?"
Lu Fan thought for a while, and finally shook his head: "It's not bitter, no one tortured him."
One drink and one peck has its own fixed number, and if it is taken from others, it must be returned.
After all, Huang Shisan was in the [prohibition of enshrining] period, and became refined due to [private enshrining].
There is nothing to do if there is a catastrophe, who will let the emperor of this world have great power?
As the saying goes, if you say you can't do it, you can't do it.
People like Huang Shisan who became elite by chance have their own deaths.
Because the emperor's order is: those who disobey the order will be beheaded!
Bai Shuang didn't understand the true meaning of Lu Fan's words, and was confused.
"Then is he good or bad?"
"Okay." This time Lu Fan was very sure.
Surviving a death catastrophe cleverly will definitely accomplish a lot in the future, and it may not be difficult to get the Tao.
Even if it is the one with the lowest celestial rank, at least it has achieved Taoism and become a celestial being.
Lu Fan didn't say too much about Huang Shisan, and turned to look at Bai Shuang: "Where's the gold paper? I saw a pattern on it."
Bai Shuang hurriedly took out the gold paper and handed it over.
Looking at it unfolded, a villain is depicted on it, and there are visions in the first three directions on the left and right.
The villain is sprinting, with a fierce tiger in front of the left and a carp soaring into the air in front of the right.
In front of you is an eagle soaring.
"Pseudomorphism."
"Pseudomorphology?" Bai Shuang snorted.
"Pseudomorphology of Earth Sha 72 Techniques——Changing appearance, whether male or female, big or small, or gods, birds and beasts, the art of changing form."
"Beginners use illusions, and they can be transformed into ever-changing techniques at a high level."
Speaking of ever-changing, it is still a [shell].
Can use certain abilities of the species.
For example, changing into a fish can swim, changing into a bird can fly.
Or if the Taoism is really enough, even a dragon can spray water and electricity.
But you can't control the sky to rain, that's the authority, you can only rain and fog by condensing water vapor.
It sounds a little bit like a baby, but it's not the same thing at all.
Embryo transformation and change of shape are the main [essence], and the change of shape is only second.
Let's put it this way, there will be no identical things in the world, the premise is that the great supernatural power of fetal transformation and shape-changing will not be born!
After undergoing transformation, the body, soul and even the cell structure are exactly the same.
Become a land lord, and you can share his authority without his knowledge.
Be careful not to be discovered by the Jade Emperor, otherwise the big boss will look at the employee handbook: Huh?Has the system for automatically distributing salary this year broken down?Give this guy two salaries?
How dare someone fill their pockets?
Lu Fan pinched the golden paper and frowned.
After a while, he turned his attention to Jia Xiao: "The fake (Jia) son is really (Zhen) Xiao? Isn't the art of false appearance real after all?"
Don't say it, it's really smelly!
Lu Fan directly comprehended this technique of false appearance.
After the end, without accident, I got a new [tactic].
Transformation formula!
Make the most of all the changes in the world!
"It's done, the art of transformation is complete." Lu Fan lost his mind.
Not only that, Huazijue took advantage of the trend and condensed into [Book Talisman].
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Five days have passed since the true and false big dutiful son incident.
This time Lu Fan was on his way honestly, regardless of day or night.
Kong Kong was still squatting on his shoulder as a mascot, and Huang Shisan, who had recovered, was placed on the other shoulder.
After the little thing returned to its original state, its fur was shiny and smooth.
The small nose and small eyes don't have the feeling of "deer-headed mouse eyes".
Overall, the sale looks good.
Cultivators look at pets, first at looks, second at psychics, and finally at existing combat power.
Appearance is whether you look good or not, whether you like it or not.
Psychics basically represent the broad category of spiritual practice.
It is rare to see the bones of beasts. The bones of the monster race are indeed not outstanding, and it is not bad to be able to transform.
The innocence of Bai Shuang is just an accident. It is an individual case and cannot be generalized.
In the past five days, Lu Fan traveled very fast, but his practice was not smooth.
I don't know if it's because they are getting farther and farther away from the capital, but the [policy] doesn't seem to have been issued so far.
The people in the county's jurisdiction are still not interested in Taoist priests.
After Lu Fan saw the sick person, he said that he could curse the date to cure the disease, but the other party repeatedly refused.
Not to mention seven copper coins, even a single copper coin is not willing to pay, and it is straightforward to pass.
Want to keep Sa Zu Bao Gao and Yang Qi Mantra, not to mention.
The villagers asked for money directly, and they couldn't keep it if they didn't give it.
How could Lu Fan dare to give money, what he left behind was Sa Zubao, and it was impossible to give or receive money.
After being rejected again, Bai Shuang said helplessly with a wrinkled face: "Master, preaching is really difficult!"
"With the great changes today, the monsters are lucky to have physical bodies. If they meet little ghosts, they will be in trouble. Reciting the Sazu Yangqi mantra can at least drive away ghosts and evil spirits, and save ghosts."
Lu Fan's face was indifferent, and he said bluntly: "If you don't want to pass it on, don't pass it on~ Respect the fate of others~"
"This is what they themselves rejected. It's not that I didn't do my best. Even the patriarch couldn't find fault with me."
Bai Shuang almost choked on these words, looked at Huang Shisan, then looked down at herself, and rolled Lu Fan's big eyes.
You are only allowed to do it yourself, but no one else?
Lu Fan didn't see her expression, so it didn't matter if he saw it.
Daoist Shuxuan hated two kinds of people the most in his life.
First: people with double standards.
Second: Don't let Daoist and I double standard people.
At this time, Kong Kong stretched out his arm and scratched Huang Shisan's butt: "Hey, why doesn't Xiao Huang talk?"
"Uh, I don't know what to say, it's a pleasure to listen to you talking."
"Then I'll teach you how to practice. I'm getting started with Xiangsheng Breathing Technique, and you have to hurry up and light up your first five-element attribute."
"Yes, thank you, Senior Kongkong."
Kong Kong is very interested in Huang Shisan, who is also a beast, and always wants to chat with him.
It's a pity that the latter's personality is like this, and he is a newcomer, so he is a little cautious and can't let go.
Maybe after a while it will be fine.
The three-person group became a four-person group. Lu Fan reckoned that if this situation continues, after returning to Lingtao Forest, Wu Leiguan might not directly become a zoo.
But it doesn't matter, enlightening small animals is the favorite thing for the bosses to do.
These guys all have great talents, and when Lu Fan ascends in the future, they will also be able to ascend to heaven with chickens and dogs.
At that time, they will be baptized together before going to heaven, and their talents will be raised to a higher level.
After walking another seven or eight kilometers, a dilapidated city wall appeared in everyone's eyes.
A typical small county city wall, with rammed earth inside and blue bricks outside.
"Stop talking and go into the city."
After Lu Fan greeted him, Kong Kong immediately stopped making noise and became invisible with the help of invisibility spells.
Huang Shisan went down Lu Fan's arm and got into his wide sleeve.
When not preaching, a weasel squatting on the shoulder is a bit too conspicuous.
A few people had been avoiding the county town and taking the rural route before, but now this small town cannot be bypassed, so they can only pass through it.
Not long after entering the city and walking north, a group of kneeling people in front attracted Lu Fan's attention.
"Master, it seems to be playing tricks." Bai Shuang said in a low voice.
"I see."
Lu Fan felt something was wrong, but he couldn't put it into words.
"Let's go and have a look!"
When I got closer, I saw a magistrate with a fat head and big ears, sitting on seven or eight [human stools].
The master next to him shouted loudly, "The county master said, let's all get flat!"
Lu Fan: "???"
You, the county magistrate, are a real punishment. You have your own way of death. If I didn’t know Emperor Yongxing well, I would have killed you for him!
Bai Shuang: "If he doesn't talk about the county master, I thought it was Emperor Yongxing who came?"
Only the emperor can talk about his life, and the rest, including the prince, can't, which is a great arrogance.
"Fuck, this is meeting the Emperor of Earth, walk around, get closer, master, I like to join in the fun with more meddling."
Lu Fan suddenly became interested, and took Bai Shuang to walk quickly to watch.
Due to the relatively short stature of the ancient people, the two of them could clearly see what was going on even if they were on the periphery.
A man wearing a dog fur hat, with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, stood beside a large box.
A boy of about ten years old, thin and small.
The man in the dog fur hat first bowed to the county lord, and then rushed to the crowd to bow his hands.
"My father and son went to the rivers and lakes to play tricks, and today I met Master Qingtian."
"Say the master is good, the master is wonderful, and the master will be croaking under the rule."
It was nothing more than a few words to praise the magistrate, and the people soon became impatient.
If the magistrate of the county hadn't been around, they would have already set up a fight.
The man in the dog fur hat also had a grasp of the fire in his heart. Seeing that the mood of the people began to decline, he immediately cut his mouth.
"A penny is not money. You can't survive the year without enough food. A penny is not too much. You can't marry a wife and you can't buy a big carriage."
"Come to Guibao Land today, and use the light to perform tricks."
"Good fellows, don't be short on money and people!"
Bai Shuang looked at it and nodded again and again: "Master, what he said means that he only needs one penny for the reward later?"
"Maybe maybe?"
Lu Fan wasn't sure, he just felt a familiar sense of sight at the moment: "What time did you pick up the kids?"
"What?" Bai Shuang was taken aback, but didn't understand what it meant.
"It's okay, it's okay, look at this trick."
Lu Fan's small team is either a successful Taoist family, or a monster who is practicing.
When it comes to [playing], any one of the ten streets can play tricks.
At this moment, I can still stand here and watch, purely in one word: lively.
Watch the excitement, watch the excitement, watch the excitement.
After the man in the dog fur hat said almost everything, he waved his hand and called the child.
"Let's just say that the queen mother in heaven was so stingy that day, she guarded the flat peaches and refused to let me wait for mortals to taste it."
"Old man, I had a chance encounter. I was once taught by an old fairy, called: Immortal Suo!"
"Relying on this fairy rope, I have been to the Heavenly Court several times, and even touched the location of the Pantao Garden."
The man shook out a hemp rope from his waist, and said: "Today, I will use the fairy rope to go up to the sky, and bring the fairy peach to my lord!"
"Good! Good! Good!"
"Then I must eat a fairy peach!"
The county magistrate clapped his hands again and again, and then ordered the man to go to the sky immediately to pick off the peaches.
The man grinned and waved his hands: "No way, I have been to Heaven once, and I was remembered by that god general."
"I know the way. If I go to steal the fairy peach again this time, I will be suspected. At that time, the heavenly soldiers and generals will hunt down and kill you, and you may be troubled!"
The county magistrate turned pale, never expecting such a sentence from the man.
He wanted to scold, but he didn't dare to say anything.
Lu Fan watched with relish, nodding his head from time to time, as if he had realized and learned.
This is one of the functions of [potential].
The county magistrate is still in a [high position], seemingly suppressing everyone present, but in fact, he can't shake his prestige at critical moments.
More importantly, the little [wisdom] of the authorities has long since disappeared.
"but."
The man changed the subject, and pulled over the middle-aged boy: "My son can go there, but he is young and light, and if he gets up there, he will be blown away by the wind."
"Then what do you think we should do!" In the crowd, a very good-hearted commoner couldn't bear it any longer, and interjected.
Seeing that the county master didn't make a sound, the others immediately followed suit.
This time it really made the atmosphere lively.
This is the way of playing tricks in the rivers and lakes. You are not afraid of someone disrupting the stage. If someone disrupts the stage, someone will make a fuss.
This is considered to be lively, as for whether it can hold the stage, it depends on one's skills and mouth.
I am most afraid that the audience will not say a word!
"Gentlemen, do your best, and give me a penny each to hang on my body to suppress the wind above!"
The man yelled, and the boy turned the gong upside down and held it in his hand, knelt on the ground and begged everyone for rewards step by step.
Now the [interests] of the common people could be touched, and the crowd was about to disperse with a cry of coaxing.
The master got the instruction of the county magistrate, stepped forward to snatch the boy's gong, and beat it hard: "Everyone come back, let you go!"
"The master is still waiting to eat the fairy peach, so don't let the master's elegance be swept away!"
"Otherwise, they will all be dragged to the Yamen to beat the board, and then locked in the dungeon!"
After some yelling, the people had no choice but to all come back.
"My lord, this dog official is very powerful, I'm afraid that he is a lot of domineering on weekdays." Bai Shuang looked angry.
"Well, why don't you take advantage of Hei Tijian to hack this guy to death, don't use spells, just use ordinary martial arts."
Lu Fan smacked his lips and said casually.
This made Bai Shuang depressed: "The master will run on Shuang'er."
She knew Lu Fan's character, she was careless on the surface, and she was so proud of nothing to do with herself.
The mantra in private is: "It doesn't matter, I don't care, it's none of my business? It's none of your business?"
In fact, he is very principled and persistent in his heart.
Only Bai Shuang knows this most real side, after all, he is the caring chief executive by his side.
The Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain has never noticed the details, otherwise he would not have deliberately told him to do something: 'It's none of your business, it's none of my business'.
Following the master's yelling, the common people reluctantly took out copper plates and threw them into the gong.
clang~ clang~ clang~
The sound of copper colliding with copper was endless, and the eyes of the fat county magistrate gradually narrowed.
"Do more, and save the child from being blown away by the wind."
The master immediately understood, and repeatedly scolded the people for paying more.
Soon, Tongluo wandered around and came to Lu Fan.
The master was stunned, and the eyes of the people who followed the gong were also frozen.
When did a priest come?
The master licked his beard and looked at Lu Fan for a few times, and when he saw Bai Shuang who was hiding behind him slightly, it instantly lit up.
What a beautiful little beauty!
God, this is a hundred times more beautiful than the beautiful girls selected by this county!
He didn't say anything, secretly took note of the appearance of Lu Fan and the two of them, skipped them and took the gong back.
The boy was very agile, picked up a long red thread, and threaded the copper plates one by one.
Not long after, a heavy armor made of copper coins was actually made.
Lu Fan looked at the armor and couldn't help frowning: "The strange feeling came again."
This time Bai Shuang heard clearly and understood: "Master, you mean they have problems?"
"Yes, but I can't figure out where it came from. Let's look at the situation again."
At this time, Lu Fan was completely sure that the other party was coming for him.
This copper coin armor is full of [Human Fireworks], which can best prevent spells and spells after simple consecration.
(I’m stupid, I’ve been forgetting one thing, I just remembered it when a big boss reminded me. It’s true that many [incense, wish power] objects in the mortal world can resist spells, but the carrying objects need to be consecrated! Consecrated! Consecration! There is no carrying object scattered but not condensed, unless it is the kind of military formation, the [Qi] of the soldiers gathers to form a force, which is also the embryonic form of the later generations of [Supermanual Military Strategists].)
Of course, it can only guard against spells from the Dajing world.
The magic in this world is [authority]. Since it is authority, it must be done according to the rules of heaven.
The so-called one thing overcomes one thing, moreover, not only Taoism subdues demons and eliminates demons, but also has the principle of Taoism eliminating demons.
Lu Fan opened his Dharma eyes, and his eyebrows and eyes were also opened.
My good fellow, the old qi of the past six days has almost condensed into substance, and the resentment on the head of this dog official has become a wolf smoke, I am afraid that hundreds of people will die!
And that master, the policeman.
After looking at it for four weeks, he had a decision in his mind.
After the boy had put on the copper coin armor, the man in the dog fur hat stopped procrastinating, grabbed one end of the rope and threw it upwards vigorously.
"Long! Long! Long!"
The rope was like a flexible long snake, gliding straight into the sky without any intention of stopping.
The common people stared wide-eyed one after another, amazed that they really have some skills!
"Go up, go up!" The master couldn't help but exclaimed.
In the next second, with a bang, a big bidou slapped him in the face from behind, knocking him staggering.
"go away!"
The county magistrate cursed, tried his best to sit up straight, his eyes fixed on the rope.
Under everyone's attention, the rope flew all the way and stopped after two or three minutes.
"It's here?" The man in the dog fur hat stepped forward and tugged at the rope, but remained motionless.
"It's here! Quick, quick, quick up!"
The magistrate was spitting all over his mouth excitedly, and slapped the [human stool] under him with one hand.
The boy didn't talk nonsense. After meeting his father's eyes, tuitui spit on his hands twice, then grabbed the rope and began to climb slowly.
One step, two steps, one step, two steps.
The magistrate looked very anxious, and kept urging: "Hurry up, hurry up, master, I want to eat fairy peaches!!"
The man in the dog fur hat nodded and bowed, and shouted to the top: "Son, hurry up!"
The boy nodded vigorously, and the speed of using his hands and feet suddenly became much faster, and he disappeared from everyone's sight after a while.
"Go up, go up, really go up!"
"Are there really gods?"
"I'll have to buy a god statue to worship at home."
"That's called please!"
"Why didn't I buy it after spending money?"
"Hey, you gave the money to the god statue. That's the wages they deserve. Please respect the righteous god!"
"Hiss, say that."
"Hey, let's go to the show, don't say this is scary."
There was a lot of discussion.
The excitement was there at first, but as the boy didn't come down for a long time, everyone became bored.
Waiting for an [unknown result] time period is the most tormented.
The master rolled his eyes and took the opportunity to get close to the county master and whispered.
After a while, the county master pointed at Lu Fan, "Get out of the way, that Taoist priest!"
"Me? Oh~ I came here for this girl."
Lu Fan grinned and took a step sideways.
Before he could move away completely, the magistrate had already started yelling loudly: "Take it away, take it away, it must be a wandering female snitch!"
Under normal circumstances, when people hear this kind of thing, they will definitely disperse.
But not here, they just took a few steps back slightly.
Obviously getting used to it.
A few dog legs rushed over with the iron chain in their hands, but also didn't even look at it.
As a result, I went all the way to the place.
"no one?"
The dog leg turned to look at the master.
"No, no one?"
The master turned to look at the magistrate.
Snapped!
"No one, what are you yelling for?!"
The county magistrate was incompetent and furious, and slapped the master.
Then he lifted his cap, intending to ask someone to arrest Lu Fan for interrogation, but unexpectedly, there was an exclamation from the other side.
"My son! My son!!!"
The voice is full of grief, and everyone who hears it is infected by sadness.
Which family doesn't die every year?
The county magistrate also turned his head to look, but saw the man holding a big peach, which was reddish white and decorated with green leaves, which was really attractive.
Under his feet are some arms, legs, and a head.
It's the boy's!
The man didn't care about the peach, he threw it away, and then threw himself on the ground, put his head in his arms and cried bitterly.
"Quick, quick!" The magistrate was too excited to speak.
The master is the smartest, a vicious dog lay on the peach, hugged it and ran back.
He also secretly used his fingernails to snap off a little bit of skin on Taozi's buttocks.
"Master, Taoer!"
Facing this flattering smiling face, the magistrate slapped him backhand again.
Snapped!
"You idiot, you almost broke it!"
Then the magistrate grabbed the peaches and gnawed them like a pig.
Strange to say, he swallowed a peach the size of a human head in two or three bites.
After eating, the county magistrate seemed to be choking, and he rolled his eyes for a long time before swallowing.
Then, he let out a few loud farts, and the stench was suffocating: "Have I become a fairy? Have I become a fairy?"
He repeatedly asked the master.
This made the teacher confused, he hesitated and couldn't answer.
When the time came, Lu Fan, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said, "I didn't become a fairy."
"What!!" The magistrate stared at him.
"Although the peach is not a spiritual thing, it is also very nourishing. It is a pity that it cannot be missing."
"This master secretly buckled a small piece and hid it under the fingernail of his right index finger, destroying the integrity of the peach, so there is no significant effect."
"Even if you eat that small piece now, it's useless."
"You are talking nonsense!!!"
The master was like a drake that had been strangled by the neck, pulling his throat and roaring.
"He's slandering me! He's slandering me!"
"Slander me"
The teacher's voice became weaker and weaker. He turned his head and saw that the county magistrate got up and stepped off the bench at some point.
To be honest, he has served this stupid pig for more than ten years, and this is the first time he has seen him like a [devil god].
咕咚
The master swallowed hard, and kept pointing at Lu Fan: "He, he."
With a sullen face, the county magistrate grabbed the master's right hand and found a small piece of peach skin.
"You are such a big dog!!!"
Clap clap clap!
Slapped four times in a row, the master was dizzy and sat down on the ground.
Then, the county magistrate was still angry, and snatched the water and fire stick from the dog-legged police officer with his backhand.
boom--
Clap clap clap clap!
The first stick has knocked the master unconscious, and he was bleeding.
The county magistrate didn't care about it, he wanted to stare out of his sockets.
He bared his teeth, his eyes were fierce, and his hands kept moving.
It wasn't until after hitting more than 20 sticks that he gave up.
The magistrate was panting heavily, and threw away the water and fire stick: "Put him in the dungeon!"
The police really want to say that you have beaten the master to death.
But after thinking about it, it's better not to mess with it.
None of them are fools, and they can see some clues.
The magistrate of the county was obviously not right, and he followed like a demon.
A group of messengers scrambled to carry the master, and those who couldn't reach it joined forces to carry the water and fire stick.
A good wooden stick just gave it the feeling of a [golden cudgel].
Lu Fan also took the opportunity to wave to the people: "Let's go, don't you want to influence the county master to eat fairy peaches here, or do you want to grab his fairy peaches?"
As soon as everyone signs up, they swarm and disperse in an instant.
A few sensible people nodded gratefully at Lu Fan.
The county magistrate is hateful, but the master who fanned the flames is even worse.
If he wanted a tael of silver, he would incite the magistrate to ask for 100 taels, and then deduct a small tael from it.
After everyone ran away, the magistrate looked at the man viciously: "You, go up and get another fairy peach back for the master!"
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The man didn't expect this ending. He glanced at Lu Fan and shook his head helplessly: "There's nothing I can do. The higher-ups have taken precautions, so I can't go up."
"I don't care, I don't care! I want to eat Xiantao now!"
The county magistrate was like a wild boar that couldn't eat bran, whining and chirping madly.
"It's not impossible." The man suddenly changed the subject.
He pointed to Lu Fan: "This person looks like a reincarnation of a fairy boy. He must be fine when he goes up."
Hearing this, the magistrate immediately turned to look at Lu Fan.
Just as he opened his mouth to speak, he suddenly saw a delicate beauty appearing behind him at some point, and he was stunned.
He couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, but his saliva was still dripping: "Beautiful, Chiliu, beauty!"
A look of intoxication appeared on the county master's obese face.
Lu Fan didn't bother to talk to him, and turned to look at the man: "I'm heavy and heavy, so I definitely won't be able to get up. Let me, a boy, go up for me."
The man pouted, knowing that what he said was useless, so he didn't speak.
Sure enough, it is heaven and man. This game is completely useless!
He was a little annoyed at the moment, he should have stopped Lu Fan from speaking, so as not to give the magistrate the chance to kill him.
Not to mention letting the people disperse suddenly, in this case, the [Bureau] can still play a little bit of waste heat.
Too bad the plan didn't keep up with the changes.
If you want to use the power of this idiot county magistrate and master, you have to bear their stupid backlash.
Now the spell for making the game has been broken, and it has suffered a lot of backlash.
For more than 30 years, Taoism has been suppressed to death, and he has lost the strength of hard steel with Lu Fan.
"Then invite this fairy to go?" The man said with a smile.
Lu Fan waved his hand, and Bai Shuang immediately understood.
She smacked her lips slightly, and a dense white light instantly enveloped her whole body.
Then one turned over on the spot to reveal the main body, and shot straight into the sky with a long beep.
"Demon, demon~ hiccup!" Fat Pig county magistrate rolled his eyes and fainted from fright.
"White Crane Transformation!" The man's face also changed drastically.
Another unplanned variable!
Before he could respond, a rain of blood suddenly fell from the sky.
Immediately afterwards, the fragments of the stump and the copper coins fell to the ground.
Lu Fan propped up the mind barrier to block the filthy things, and said quietly: "These copper coins are not dirty, but they are too bitter."
"Greed, hatred and ignorance, do things!"
Countless black shadows jumped out of Lu Fan's shadow, without revealing their bodies, they shuttled through the streets and alleys in the form of shadows.
Looking at the man again, his face was extremely ugly, and he kept backing away as if trying to escape.
"Aren't you going to collect your son's body? This is your flesh and blood relative?"
Lu Fan reminded again faintly.
This sentence completely broke the man's psychological defense.
"Lu Xiantong is good at tricks. I don't have many other things but I have many sons. See you in the world!"
After saying these words, he ran wildly.
Lu Fan had been prepared for a long time and stomped his feet suddenly, causing waves on the ground.
Bai Shuang also came back from the sky, flapping her wings slightly, and countless white storms swept away.
This is the miraculous magic after inheriting the sword, these white storms are actually the extremely sharp Seventh Gold Sword Qi.
Among them is even mixed with the sword intent of the god level.
It is both [extraordinary] and [extraordinary].
There is a physical body, which can be used directly as a sword, and it is also an incorporeal body, which can attack the soul.
It is easy to kill ordinary people, it is also easy to kill practitioners, and it is also easy to kill imperial officials!
There are earth changes on the ground, and gold changes in the sky. The only way out is to retreat.
Regardless of the man's disregard, he headed into the white storm and passed through it unscathed.
Lu Fan moved his fingers slightly to change the terrain, and the ground instantly turned into a hill.
The man still didn't care about it, bumped headfirst, and passed through again.
This time he didn't come out, as if he disappeared out of thin air.
"Five elements escape technique? Chase!"
Sensing someone underground, Lu Fan snarled.
Bai Shuang understood, folded her body and flew high into the sky, locked on the other party's traces with her perception, and hovered in the high sky.
At the same time, Huang Shisan sniffed his nose, and rushed out with a greeting: "I'll follow the smell!"
The monkey scratched its head, looking a little helpless: "Master, Kong Kong only breathes fire."
"It's okay, it's okay, the master will teach you more spells later."
Lu Fan let out a sigh of relief, and continued to manipulate the power of the earth to restore the ground to its original state.
Looking at the clean and flat road, he scratched his chin: "It seems that something is missing? Forget it, let's chase people!"
Ask for a recommendation ticket~ask for a monthly ticket~
(End of this chapter)
Lu Fan's words made the three of them even more nervous.
"What does the Taoist priest mean?" the leader in white asked tentatively.
"It's literally."
Lu Fan pointed to the little weasel puppet: "We just separated, so he probably hasn't had the chance to do evil yet, right?"
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This sentence completely confused the three white clothes.
How did you, a Taoist priest, make friends with a monster who became a spirit?
However, they were no longer nervous.
It's good to know the reason. Taoist priests are very popular with the emperor recently. The three of them are just low-level warlocks in Qintianjian, so don't mess with them if you can.
The leader in white gave an order, and the little girl reluctantly took off the weasel puppet from her waist.
With a light throw, there was no spell casting action or anything, and the puppet directly turned into a living weasel in mid-air.
"My mother~!"
After recovering his body, he let out a cry of surprise, and rushed behind Lu Fan: "This, this, this is not a good person!"
At this time, Jia Xiao felt aggrieved in his heart.
After he and Lu Fan parted, he was naturally on his way in a hurry, after all, his life was at stake.
But who would have thought that while running, they would suddenly feel that they encountered [Ghosts Hit the Wall].
At that time, Jia Xiao was fooled, I am also a yellow skinned person, even if I lose the protection of the village and can no longer transform into a human form, then I am also a yellow skinned person.
It's a trick like a ghost hitting a wall. Aren't you using the sky to strike Lei Gong?
He didn't take this spell to heart at all, but he never thought that he would be unable to break the spell in the future.
Then I fell into a daze, running and running, running and running.
It wasn't until the little girl threw the puppet just now that Jia Xiao instantly recovered all his memories!
It is true that he has been running, but his consciousness is running in the sea of consciousness. In fact, he has long been made into a puppet by unknown means!
On the other side, after sacrificing the weasel, the little girl's face was obviously not very happy: "You are a Taoist, so give you some face."
"Taoism, I am a disciple of this sect of Taoism."
Lu Fan smiled and cupped his hands: "In Xiafengwei County Lingtao Forest Wulei Guan Lu Fan is also known as Shuxuan. If there is anything wrong with my friend, I will apologize to the three adults."
The leader in white nodded, opened his mouth and was about to say something, when suddenly a flash of lightning flashed through his mind.
Wait, Lu Fan!Taoist priest!
He is Lu Fan!
Lu Fan was handpicked by the emperor as the deputy supervisor of the Qintian Supervisor, but was rejected!
"Senior Brother? Senior Brother?" The little girl called him twice.
"No, it's fine."
After regaining his senses, he shivered, and seeing Lu Fan's smile felt unfathomable.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't know if it's Lu Zhenren face to face."
"The seventh-rank sorcerer in the Xiaqin Tianjian, I can't stay with official duties, so I leave!"
After apologizing, the leader in white, ignoring the surprised gazes of his juniors and younger sisters, dragged them away quickly.
The three of them ran for several miles in one breath before stopping out of breath.
"Senior brother, what's the matter with you?" The little girl still didn't respond, and so did the junior brother on the other side.
The senior brother took a few breaths, and said with a solemn face: "You didn't know about it not long after you came out, that person, that person"
He said 'that person' several times in a row, but he still couldn't reveal Lu Fan's identity.
In the end, he had no choice but to give up and flicked his sleeves: "It doesn't matter, let's go out while it is dark, and quickly find another monster that has become a spirit to make up enough!"
The three of them summed it up, and each took out a Feng Shui plate and muttered something in their mouths.
Soon, the feng shui plate raised runes one after another, and after rearranging and combining them, they became a [three-dimensional gossip array].
"Dry and leave."
"Xun Li Zhen."
"Leave away."
"Fifty miles to the south!"
The three looked at each other and said in unison.
"I'll call a car."
The woman in white turned her hands over and held the compass in her hands: "Kun Liutu Chengche."
The ground trembled slightly, and finally a very strange car appeared.
There are four oversized wheels and a man bucket, open top, no frame and no horse.
The three of them couldn't get used to seeing it, so they turned over, and the sorceress continued to control the compass, and the car cruised forward automatically.
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On the other side, Lu Fan held Jia Xiao by the back of the neck and stared at him a few times: "I didn't expect to meet, we have this fate!"
"!!!"
When Jia Xiao heard this, he was so excited that he wobbled all over, and he kept calling him 'Master'.
He even said auspicious words from all walks of life.
Obviously, this monster wandering around the countryside is more like a human than a human.
"Okay, okay, let's save the obedient words for the New Year."
Lu Fan activated his healing power, trying to expel the [negative state] from Jia Xiao.
He just gave it a try, after all, this belongs to [Fate Backlash], I don't know if it will work or not.
I didn't expect it to be really successful, and it didn't take much trouble.
This discovery even made Lu Fan's tongue smack: Sure enough, whether one's ability is excellent or not depends not on the world level, but on the template of this ability.
After healed Jia Xiao's injury, he thought about it and muttered something.
It took about half a stick of incense to get results.
"You can follow me from now on. By the way, how many people are in your family?"
"Ah?" Jia Xiao was stunned for a moment, but he still answered truthfully: "It turns out that all the brothers and sisters in the family are dead, and I am the old thirteenth."
He was still talking about the weasel period.
Animals generally use a certain character in their name and race to get their surname. Jia Xiao was able to get the two characters [Jia, Xiao], which has a certain cause and effect.
Under normal circumstances, weasels have the last name [Huang] after becoming sperm.
"Huang Huang Shisan, I will be called Huang Shisan from now on. I will teach you a piece of breathing method, and you can practice from the beginning!"
Lu Fan couldn't help but point his finger directly on his forehead, and passed on the method of Xiangsheng Tuna.
"Hiccup~"
His meager mental strength couldn't help tossing like this, and he immediately rolled his eyes and passed out.
After concocting Jia Xiao. Oh no, after concocting Huang Shisan, Lu Fan threw him aside.
The yellow skin is a little different from other species.
This race is naturally easier to communicate with psychics, and it is easier to embark on the road of practice after opening up spiritual wisdom.
Huang Shisan relied on Zhen Peng's food (worship) to open up his spiritual wisdom, and also borrowed the "Fortune Qi" from Shide Village for many years to transform into form.
He naturally wants to protect the village, he is the real "Baojiaxian".
He did not hide his identity from Muramasa and Zhen Peng.
And has been using its own magic to protect the village and stimulate the production of food.
To put it bluntly, if it weren't for the emperor's decree, Huang Shisan would have become the "Land Lord" of Shide Village long ago, and his personal identity is the adopted son of Zhen Peng's family.
Lu Fan could tell that since the emperor ordered the permission to offer sacrifices, the village chief and the elders of Shide Village had changed their minds.
They wanted Huang Shisan to go away, and then slowly enshrined their ancestors as the "Land Lord of Shide Village".
This operation is feasible, because Huang Shisan told Muramasa himself.
The purpose is to obtain a serious plaque and small temple.
I never thought that this operation almost hurt myself.
At that time, as long as the village was covering up, there was always a way to get over it.
No matter how stiff the quarrel is, at least the villagers don't know what [Zhen Xiao] is.
Naturally, Zhen Peng would not go out and talk nonsense, and the matter will be eased for a while.
Unfortunately, some people are really superficial.
They stood by and watched, Huang Shisanzun's filial piety was impossible to resist.
Coming and going again and again is equivalent to being expelled from Shide Village, losing asylum and blessing, and it is thanks to Lu Fan's yang energy that he didn't die suddenly on the spot.
It also complied with that sentence: Loyalty, propriety, benevolence, filial piety, gentleness, respectfulness, thrift, and everything, just happens to be shameless.
Lu Fan formed a bond with him, named him, healed his wounds, and established a new bond.
From now on, Huang Shisan will have nothing to do with Shide Village, and he doesn't have to be restrained anymore.
It was originally planned to meet Wu Leiguan, but who would have thought that the warlock from Qin Tianjian would interfere and send this guy back again!
This is also good, proving that the two are really destined.
With this incident, Lu Fan was sure that Huang Shisan had completely cut off the previous cause and effect, so he dared to give him a new name.
The two characters [Jia, Xiao] are only available in response to the catastrophe in the fate.
At this time, Bai Shuang approached Lu Fan and poked Huang Shisan's belly with his finger: "This little guy has a hard life, and meeting the master is the reward of all the hardships."
"Life is hard?"
Lu Fan thought for a while, and finally shook his head: "It's not bitter, no one tortured him."
One drink and one peck has its own fixed number, and if it is taken from others, it must be returned.
After all, Huang Shisan was in the [prohibition of enshrining] period, and became refined due to [private enshrining].
There is nothing to do if there is a catastrophe, who will let the emperor of this world have great power?
As the saying goes, if you say you can't do it, you can't do it.
People like Huang Shisan who became elite by chance have their own deaths.
Because the emperor's order is: those who disobey the order will be beheaded!
Bai Shuang didn't understand the true meaning of Lu Fan's words, and was confused.
"Then is he good or bad?"
"Okay." This time Lu Fan was very sure.
Surviving a death catastrophe cleverly will definitely accomplish a lot in the future, and it may not be difficult to get the Tao.
Even if it is the one with the lowest celestial rank, at least it has achieved Taoism and become a celestial being.
Lu Fan didn't say too much about Huang Shisan, and turned to look at Bai Shuang: "Where's the gold paper? I saw a pattern on it."
Bai Shuang hurriedly took out the gold paper and handed it over.
Looking at it unfolded, a villain is depicted on it, and there are visions in the first three directions on the left and right.
The villain is sprinting, with a fierce tiger in front of the left and a carp soaring into the air in front of the right.
In front of you is an eagle soaring.
"Pseudomorphism."
"Pseudomorphology?" Bai Shuang snorted.
"Pseudomorphology of Earth Sha 72 Techniques——Changing appearance, whether male or female, big or small, or gods, birds and beasts, the art of changing form."
"Beginners use illusions, and they can be transformed into ever-changing techniques at a high level."
Speaking of ever-changing, it is still a [shell].
Can use certain abilities of the species.
For example, changing into a fish can swim, changing into a bird can fly.
Or if the Taoism is really enough, even a dragon can spray water and electricity.
But you can't control the sky to rain, that's the authority, you can only rain and fog by condensing water vapor.
It sounds a little bit like a baby, but it's not the same thing at all.
Embryo transformation and change of shape are the main [essence], and the change of shape is only second.
Let's put it this way, there will be no identical things in the world, the premise is that the great supernatural power of fetal transformation and shape-changing will not be born!
After undergoing transformation, the body, soul and even the cell structure are exactly the same.
Become a land lord, and you can share his authority without his knowledge.
Be careful not to be discovered by the Jade Emperor, otherwise the big boss will look at the employee handbook: Huh?Has the system for automatically distributing salary this year broken down?Give this guy two salaries?
How dare someone fill their pockets?
Lu Fan pinched the golden paper and frowned.
After a while, he turned his attention to Jia Xiao: "The fake (Jia) son is really (Zhen) Xiao? Isn't the art of false appearance real after all?"
Don't say it, it's really smelly!
Lu Fan directly comprehended this technique of false appearance.
After the end, without accident, I got a new [tactic].
Transformation formula!
Make the most of all the changes in the world!
"It's done, the art of transformation is complete." Lu Fan lost his mind.
Not only that, Huazijue took advantage of the trend and condensed into [Book Talisman].
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Five days have passed since the true and false big dutiful son incident.
This time Lu Fan was on his way honestly, regardless of day or night.
Kong Kong was still squatting on his shoulder as a mascot, and Huang Shisan, who had recovered, was placed on the other shoulder.
After the little thing returned to its original state, its fur was shiny and smooth.
The small nose and small eyes don't have the feeling of "deer-headed mouse eyes".
Overall, the sale looks good.
Cultivators look at pets, first at looks, second at psychics, and finally at existing combat power.
Appearance is whether you look good or not, whether you like it or not.
Psychics basically represent the broad category of spiritual practice.
It is rare to see the bones of beasts. The bones of the monster race are indeed not outstanding, and it is not bad to be able to transform.
The innocence of Bai Shuang is just an accident. It is an individual case and cannot be generalized.
In the past five days, Lu Fan traveled very fast, but his practice was not smooth.
I don't know if it's because they are getting farther and farther away from the capital, but the [policy] doesn't seem to have been issued so far.
The people in the county's jurisdiction are still not interested in Taoist priests.
After Lu Fan saw the sick person, he said that he could curse the date to cure the disease, but the other party repeatedly refused.
Not to mention seven copper coins, even a single copper coin is not willing to pay, and it is straightforward to pass.
Want to keep Sa Zu Bao Gao and Yang Qi Mantra, not to mention.
The villagers asked for money directly, and they couldn't keep it if they didn't give it.
How could Lu Fan dare to give money, what he left behind was Sa Zubao, and it was impossible to give or receive money.
After being rejected again, Bai Shuang said helplessly with a wrinkled face: "Master, preaching is really difficult!"
"With the great changes today, the monsters are lucky to have physical bodies. If they meet little ghosts, they will be in trouble. Reciting the Sazu Yangqi mantra can at least drive away ghosts and evil spirits, and save ghosts."
Lu Fan's face was indifferent, and he said bluntly: "If you don't want to pass it on, don't pass it on~ Respect the fate of others~"
"This is what they themselves rejected. It's not that I didn't do my best. Even the patriarch couldn't find fault with me."
Bai Shuang almost choked on these words, looked at Huang Shisan, then looked down at herself, and rolled Lu Fan's big eyes.
You are only allowed to do it yourself, but no one else?
Lu Fan didn't see her expression, so it didn't matter if he saw it.
Daoist Shuxuan hated two kinds of people the most in his life.
First: people with double standards.
Second: Don't let Daoist and I double standard people.
At this time, Kong Kong stretched out his arm and scratched Huang Shisan's butt: "Hey, why doesn't Xiao Huang talk?"
"Uh, I don't know what to say, it's a pleasure to listen to you talking."
"Then I'll teach you how to practice. I'm getting started with Xiangsheng Breathing Technique, and you have to hurry up and light up your first five-element attribute."
"Yes, thank you, Senior Kongkong."
Kong Kong is very interested in Huang Shisan, who is also a beast, and always wants to chat with him.
It's a pity that the latter's personality is like this, and he is a newcomer, so he is a little cautious and can't let go.
Maybe after a while it will be fine.
The three-person group became a four-person group. Lu Fan reckoned that if this situation continues, after returning to Lingtao Forest, Wu Leiguan might not directly become a zoo.
But it doesn't matter, enlightening small animals is the favorite thing for the bosses to do.
These guys all have great talents, and when Lu Fan ascends in the future, they will also be able to ascend to heaven with chickens and dogs.
At that time, they will be baptized together before going to heaven, and their talents will be raised to a higher level.
After walking another seven or eight kilometers, a dilapidated city wall appeared in everyone's eyes.
A typical small county city wall, with rammed earth inside and blue bricks outside.
"Stop talking and go into the city."
After Lu Fan greeted him, Kong Kong immediately stopped making noise and became invisible with the help of invisibility spells.
Huang Shisan went down Lu Fan's arm and got into his wide sleeve.
When not preaching, a weasel squatting on the shoulder is a bit too conspicuous.
A few people had been avoiding the county town and taking the rural route before, but now this small town cannot be bypassed, so they can only pass through it.
Not long after entering the city and walking north, a group of kneeling people in front attracted Lu Fan's attention.
"Master, it seems to be playing tricks." Bai Shuang said in a low voice.
"I see."
Lu Fan felt something was wrong, but he couldn't put it into words.
"Let's go and have a look!"
When I got closer, I saw a magistrate with a fat head and big ears, sitting on seven or eight [human stools].
The master next to him shouted loudly, "The county master said, let's all get flat!"
Lu Fan: "???"
You, the county magistrate, are a real punishment. You have your own way of death. If I didn’t know Emperor Yongxing well, I would have killed you for him!
Bai Shuang: "If he doesn't talk about the county master, I thought it was Emperor Yongxing who came?"
Only the emperor can talk about his life, and the rest, including the prince, can't, which is a great arrogance.
"Fuck, this is meeting the Emperor of Earth, walk around, get closer, master, I like to join in the fun with more meddling."
Lu Fan suddenly became interested, and took Bai Shuang to walk quickly to watch.
Due to the relatively short stature of the ancient people, the two of them could clearly see what was going on even if they were on the periphery.
A man wearing a dog fur hat, with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, stood beside a large box.
A boy of about ten years old, thin and small.
The man in the dog fur hat first bowed to the county lord, and then rushed to the crowd to bow his hands.
"My father and son went to the rivers and lakes to play tricks, and today I met Master Qingtian."
"Say the master is good, the master is wonderful, and the master will be croaking under the rule."
It was nothing more than a few words to praise the magistrate, and the people soon became impatient.
If the magistrate of the county hadn't been around, they would have already set up a fight.
The man in the dog fur hat also had a grasp of the fire in his heart. Seeing that the mood of the people began to decline, he immediately cut his mouth.
"A penny is not money. You can't survive the year without enough food. A penny is not too much. You can't marry a wife and you can't buy a big carriage."
"Come to Guibao Land today, and use the light to perform tricks."
"Good fellows, don't be short on money and people!"
Bai Shuang looked at it and nodded again and again: "Master, what he said means that he only needs one penny for the reward later?"
"Maybe maybe?"
Lu Fan wasn't sure, he just felt a familiar sense of sight at the moment: "What time did you pick up the kids?"
"What?" Bai Shuang was taken aback, but didn't understand what it meant.
"It's okay, it's okay, look at this trick."
Lu Fan's small team is either a successful Taoist family, or a monster who is practicing.
When it comes to [playing], any one of the ten streets can play tricks.
At this moment, I can still stand here and watch, purely in one word: lively.
Watch the excitement, watch the excitement, watch the excitement.
After the man in the dog fur hat said almost everything, he waved his hand and called the child.
"Let's just say that the queen mother in heaven was so stingy that day, she guarded the flat peaches and refused to let me wait for mortals to taste it."
"Old man, I had a chance encounter. I was once taught by an old fairy, called: Immortal Suo!"
"Relying on this fairy rope, I have been to the Heavenly Court several times, and even touched the location of the Pantao Garden."
The man shook out a hemp rope from his waist, and said: "Today, I will use the fairy rope to go up to the sky, and bring the fairy peach to my lord!"
"Good! Good! Good!"
"Then I must eat a fairy peach!"
The county magistrate clapped his hands again and again, and then ordered the man to go to the sky immediately to pick off the peaches.
The man grinned and waved his hands: "No way, I have been to Heaven once, and I was remembered by that god general."
"I know the way. If I go to steal the fairy peach again this time, I will be suspected. At that time, the heavenly soldiers and generals will hunt down and kill you, and you may be troubled!"
The county magistrate turned pale, never expecting such a sentence from the man.
He wanted to scold, but he didn't dare to say anything.
Lu Fan watched with relish, nodding his head from time to time, as if he had realized and learned.
This is one of the functions of [potential].
The county magistrate is still in a [high position], seemingly suppressing everyone present, but in fact, he can't shake his prestige at critical moments.
More importantly, the little [wisdom] of the authorities has long since disappeared.
"but."
The man changed the subject, and pulled over the middle-aged boy: "My son can go there, but he is young and light, and if he gets up there, he will be blown away by the wind."
"Then what do you think we should do!" In the crowd, a very good-hearted commoner couldn't bear it any longer, and interjected.
Seeing that the county master didn't make a sound, the others immediately followed suit.
This time it really made the atmosphere lively.
This is the way of playing tricks in the rivers and lakes. You are not afraid of someone disrupting the stage. If someone disrupts the stage, someone will make a fuss.
This is considered to be lively, as for whether it can hold the stage, it depends on one's skills and mouth.
I am most afraid that the audience will not say a word!
"Gentlemen, do your best, and give me a penny each to hang on my body to suppress the wind above!"
The man yelled, and the boy turned the gong upside down and held it in his hand, knelt on the ground and begged everyone for rewards step by step.
Now the [interests] of the common people could be touched, and the crowd was about to disperse with a cry of coaxing.
The master got the instruction of the county magistrate, stepped forward to snatch the boy's gong, and beat it hard: "Everyone come back, let you go!"
"The master is still waiting to eat the fairy peach, so don't let the master's elegance be swept away!"
"Otherwise, they will all be dragged to the Yamen to beat the board, and then locked in the dungeon!"
After some yelling, the people had no choice but to all come back.
"My lord, this dog official is very powerful, I'm afraid that he is a lot of domineering on weekdays." Bai Shuang looked angry.
"Well, why don't you take advantage of Hei Tijian to hack this guy to death, don't use spells, just use ordinary martial arts."
Lu Fan smacked his lips and said casually.
This made Bai Shuang depressed: "The master will run on Shuang'er."
She knew Lu Fan's character, she was careless on the surface, and she was so proud of nothing to do with herself.
The mantra in private is: "It doesn't matter, I don't care, it's none of my business? It's none of your business?"
In fact, he is very principled and persistent in his heart.
Only Bai Shuang knows this most real side, after all, he is the caring chief executive by his side.
The Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain has never noticed the details, otherwise he would not have deliberately told him to do something: 'It's none of your business, it's none of my business'.
Following the master's yelling, the common people reluctantly took out copper plates and threw them into the gong.
clang~ clang~ clang~
The sound of copper colliding with copper was endless, and the eyes of the fat county magistrate gradually narrowed.
"Do more, and save the child from being blown away by the wind."
The master immediately understood, and repeatedly scolded the people for paying more.
Soon, Tongluo wandered around and came to Lu Fan.
The master was stunned, and the eyes of the people who followed the gong were also frozen.
When did a priest come?
The master licked his beard and looked at Lu Fan for a few times, and when he saw Bai Shuang who was hiding behind him slightly, it instantly lit up.
What a beautiful little beauty!
God, this is a hundred times more beautiful than the beautiful girls selected by this county!
He didn't say anything, secretly took note of the appearance of Lu Fan and the two of them, skipped them and took the gong back.
The boy was very agile, picked up a long red thread, and threaded the copper plates one by one.
Not long after, a heavy armor made of copper coins was actually made.
Lu Fan looked at the armor and couldn't help frowning: "The strange feeling came again."
This time Bai Shuang heard clearly and understood: "Master, you mean they have problems?"
"Yes, but I can't figure out where it came from. Let's look at the situation again."
At this time, Lu Fan was completely sure that the other party was coming for him.
This copper coin armor is full of [Human Fireworks], which can best prevent spells and spells after simple consecration.
(I’m stupid, I’ve been forgetting one thing, I just remembered it when a big boss reminded me. It’s true that many [incense, wish power] objects in the mortal world can resist spells, but the carrying objects need to be consecrated! Consecrated! Consecration! There is no carrying object scattered but not condensed, unless it is the kind of military formation, the [Qi] of the soldiers gathers to form a force, which is also the embryonic form of the later generations of [Supermanual Military Strategists].)
Of course, it can only guard against spells from the Dajing world.
The magic in this world is [authority]. Since it is authority, it must be done according to the rules of heaven.
The so-called one thing overcomes one thing, moreover, not only Taoism subdues demons and eliminates demons, but also has the principle of Taoism eliminating demons.
Lu Fan opened his Dharma eyes, and his eyebrows and eyes were also opened.
My good fellow, the old qi of the past six days has almost condensed into substance, and the resentment on the head of this dog official has become a wolf smoke, I am afraid that hundreds of people will die!
And that master, the policeman.
After looking at it for four weeks, he had a decision in his mind.
After the boy had put on the copper coin armor, the man in the dog fur hat stopped procrastinating, grabbed one end of the rope and threw it upwards vigorously.
"Long! Long! Long!"
The rope was like a flexible long snake, gliding straight into the sky without any intention of stopping.
The common people stared wide-eyed one after another, amazed that they really have some skills!
"Go up, go up!" The master couldn't help but exclaimed.
In the next second, with a bang, a big bidou slapped him in the face from behind, knocking him staggering.
"go away!"
The county magistrate cursed, tried his best to sit up straight, his eyes fixed on the rope.
Under everyone's attention, the rope flew all the way and stopped after two or three minutes.
"It's here?" The man in the dog fur hat stepped forward and tugged at the rope, but remained motionless.
"It's here! Quick, quick, quick up!"
The magistrate was spitting all over his mouth excitedly, and slapped the [human stool] under him with one hand.
The boy didn't talk nonsense. After meeting his father's eyes, tuitui spit on his hands twice, then grabbed the rope and began to climb slowly.
One step, two steps, one step, two steps.
The magistrate looked very anxious, and kept urging: "Hurry up, hurry up, master, I want to eat fairy peaches!!"
The man in the dog fur hat nodded and bowed, and shouted to the top: "Son, hurry up!"
The boy nodded vigorously, and the speed of using his hands and feet suddenly became much faster, and he disappeared from everyone's sight after a while.
"Go up, go up, really go up!"
"Are there really gods?"
"I'll have to buy a god statue to worship at home."
"That's called please!"
"Why didn't I buy it after spending money?"
"Hey, you gave the money to the god statue. That's the wages they deserve. Please respect the righteous god!"
"Hiss, say that."
"Hey, let's go to the show, don't say this is scary."
There was a lot of discussion.
The excitement was there at first, but as the boy didn't come down for a long time, everyone became bored.
Waiting for an [unknown result] time period is the most tormented.
The master rolled his eyes and took the opportunity to get close to the county master and whispered.
After a while, the county master pointed at Lu Fan, "Get out of the way, that Taoist priest!"
"Me? Oh~ I came here for this girl."
Lu Fan grinned and took a step sideways.
Before he could move away completely, the magistrate had already started yelling loudly: "Take it away, take it away, it must be a wandering female snitch!"
Under normal circumstances, when people hear this kind of thing, they will definitely disperse.
But not here, they just took a few steps back slightly.
Obviously getting used to it.
A few dog legs rushed over with the iron chain in their hands, but also didn't even look at it.
As a result, I went all the way to the place.
"no one?"
The dog leg turned to look at the master.
"No, no one?"
The master turned to look at the magistrate.
Snapped!
"No one, what are you yelling for?!"
The county magistrate was incompetent and furious, and slapped the master.
Then he lifted his cap, intending to ask someone to arrest Lu Fan for interrogation, but unexpectedly, there was an exclamation from the other side.
"My son! My son!!!"
The voice is full of grief, and everyone who hears it is infected by sadness.
Which family doesn't die every year?
The county magistrate also turned his head to look, but saw the man holding a big peach, which was reddish white and decorated with green leaves, which was really attractive.
Under his feet are some arms, legs, and a head.
It's the boy's!
The man didn't care about the peach, he threw it away, and then threw himself on the ground, put his head in his arms and cried bitterly.
"Quick, quick!" The magistrate was too excited to speak.
The master is the smartest, a vicious dog lay on the peach, hugged it and ran back.
He also secretly used his fingernails to snap off a little bit of skin on Taozi's buttocks.
"Master, Taoer!"
Facing this flattering smiling face, the magistrate slapped him backhand again.
Snapped!
"You idiot, you almost broke it!"
Then the magistrate grabbed the peaches and gnawed them like a pig.
Strange to say, he swallowed a peach the size of a human head in two or three bites.
After eating, the county magistrate seemed to be choking, and he rolled his eyes for a long time before swallowing.
Then, he let out a few loud farts, and the stench was suffocating: "Have I become a fairy? Have I become a fairy?"
He repeatedly asked the master.
This made the teacher confused, he hesitated and couldn't answer.
When the time came, Lu Fan, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said, "I didn't become a fairy."
"What!!" The magistrate stared at him.
"Although the peach is not a spiritual thing, it is also very nourishing. It is a pity that it cannot be missing."
"This master secretly buckled a small piece and hid it under the fingernail of his right index finger, destroying the integrity of the peach, so there is no significant effect."
"Even if you eat that small piece now, it's useless."
"You are talking nonsense!!!"
The master was like a drake that had been strangled by the neck, pulling his throat and roaring.
"He's slandering me! He's slandering me!"
"Slander me"
The teacher's voice became weaker and weaker. He turned his head and saw that the county magistrate got up and stepped off the bench at some point.
To be honest, he has served this stupid pig for more than ten years, and this is the first time he has seen him like a [devil god].
咕咚
The master swallowed hard, and kept pointing at Lu Fan: "He, he."
With a sullen face, the county magistrate grabbed the master's right hand and found a small piece of peach skin.
"You are such a big dog!!!"
Clap clap clap!
Slapped four times in a row, the master was dizzy and sat down on the ground.
Then, the county magistrate was still angry, and snatched the water and fire stick from the dog-legged police officer with his backhand.
boom--
Clap clap clap clap!
The first stick has knocked the master unconscious, and he was bleeding.
The county magistrate didn't care about it, he wanted to stare out of his sockets.
He bared his teeth, his eyes were fierce, and his hands kept moving.
It wasn't until after hitting more than 20 sticks that he gave up.
The magistrate was panting heavily, and threw away the water and fire stick: "Put him in the dungeon!"
The police really want to say that you have beaten the master to death.
But after thinking about it, it's better not to mess with it.
None of them are fools, and they can see some clues.
The magistrate of the county was obviously not right, and he followed like a demon.
A group of messengers scrambled to carry the master, and those who couldn't reach it joined forces to carry the water and fire stick.
A good wooden stick just gave it the feeling of a [golden cudgel].
Lu Fan also took the opportunity to wave to the people: "Let's go, don't you want to influence the county master to eat fairy peaches here, or do you want to grab his fairy peaches?"
As soon as everyone signs up, they swarm and disperse in an instant.
A few sensible people nodded gratefully at Lu Fan.
The county magistrate is hateful, but the master who fanned the flames is even worse.
If he wanted a tael of silver, he would incite the magistrate to ask for 100 taels, and then deduct a small tael from it.
After everyone ran away, the magistrate looked at the man viciously: "You, go up and get another fairy peach back for the master!"
"."
The man didn't expect this ending. He glanced at Lu Fan and shook his head helplessly: "There's nothing I can do. The higher-ups have taken precautions, so I can't go up."
"I don't care, I don't care! I want to eat Xiantao now!"
The county magistrate was like a wild boar that couldn't eat bran, whining and chirping madly.
"It's not impossible." The man suddenly changed the subject.
He pointed to Lu Fan: "This person looks like a reincarnation of a fairy boy. He must be fine when he goes up."
Hearing this, the magistrate immediately turned to look at Lu Fan.
Just as he opened his mouth to speak, he suddenly saw a delicate beauty appearing behind him at some point, and he was stunned.
He couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, but his saliva was still dripping: "Beautiful, Chiliu, beauty!"
A look of intoxication appeared on the county master's obese face.
Lu Fan didn't bother to talk to him, and turned to look at the man: "I'm heavy and heavy, so I definitely won't be able to get up. Let me, a boy, go up for me."
The man pouted, knowing that what he said was useless, so he didn't speak.
Sure enough, it is heaven and man. This game is completely useless!
He was a little annoyed at the moment, he should have stopped Lu Fan from speaking, so as not to give the magistrate the chance to kill him.
Not to mention letting the people disperse suddenly, in this case, the [Bureau] can still play a little bit of waste heat.
Too bad the plan didn't keep up with the changes.
If you want to use the power of this idiot county magistrate and master, you have to bear their stupid backlash.
Now the spell for making the game has been broken, and it has suffered a lot of backlash.
For more than 30 years, Taoism has been suppressed to death, and he has lost the strength of hard steel with Lu Fan.
"Then invite this fairy to go?" The man said with a smile.
Lu Fan waved his hand, and Bai Shuang immediately understood.
She smacked her lips slightly, and a dense white light instantly enveloped her whole body.
Then one turned over on the spot to reveal the main body, and shot straight into the sky with a long beep.
"Demon, demon~ hiccup!" Fat Pig county magistrate rolled his eyes and fainted from fright.
"White Crane Transformation!" The man's face also changed drastically.
Another unplanned variable!
Before he could respond, a rain of blood suddenly fell from the sky.
Immediately afterwards, the fragments of the stump and the copper coins fell to the ground.
Lu Fan propped up the mind barrier to block the filthy things, and said quietly: "These copper coins are not dirty, but they are too bitter."
"Greed, hatred and ignorance, do things!"
Countless black shadows jumped out of Lu Fan's shadow, without revealing their bodies, they shuttled through the streets and alleys in the form of shadows.
Looking at the man again, his face was extremely ugly, and he kept backing away as if trying to escape.
"Aren't you going to collect your son's body? This is your flesh and blood relative?"
Lu Fan reminded again faintly.
This sentence completely broke the man's psychological defense.
"Lu Xiantong is good at tricks. I don't have many other things but I have many sons. See you in the world!"
After saying these words, he ran wildly.
Lu Fan had been prepared for a long time and stomped his feet suddenly, causing waves on the ground.
Bai Shuang also came back from the sky, flapping her wings slightly, and countless white storms swept away.
This is the miraculous magic after inheriting the sword, these white storms are actually the extremely sharp Seventh Gold Sword Qi.
Among them is even mixed with the sword intent of the god level.
It is both [extraordinary] and [extraordinary].
There is a physical body, which can be used directly as a sword, and it is also an incorporeal body, which can attack the soul.
It is easy to kill ordinary people, it is also easy to kill practitioners, and it is also easy to kill imperial officials!
There are earth changes on the ground, and gold changes in the sky. The only way out is to retreat.
Regardless of the man's disregard, he headed into the white storm and passed through it unscathed.
Lu Fan moved his fingers slightly to change the terrain, and the ground instantly turned into a hill.
The man still didn't care about it, bumped headfirst, and passed through again.
This time he didn't come out, as if he disappeared out of thin air.
"Five elements escape technique? Chase!"
Sensing someone underground, Lu Fan snarled.
Bai Shuang understood, folded her body and flew high into the sky, locked on the other party's traces with her perception, and hovered in the high sky.
At the same time, Huang Shisan sniffed his nose, and rushed out with a greeting: "I'll follow the smell!"
The monkey scratched its head, looking a little helpless: "Master, Kong Kong only breathes fire."
"It's okay, it's okay, the master will teach you more spells later."
Lu Fan let out a sigh of relief, and continued to manipulate the power of the earth to restore the ground to its original state.
Looking at the clean and flat road, he scratched his chin: "It seems that something is missing? Forget it, let's chase people!"
Ask for a recommendation ticket~ask for a monthly ticket~
(End of this chapter)
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