my name is ferguson

On July 7th, the fans in Dalimounte Park, the home stadium of the Bohemians, cheered thunderously. In their view, their team could draw Burleigh in the qualifying round, and they could not suppress their inner joy. Luck will allow the Bohemians to advance further and have more brilliant results in the European arena.It's just that they don't know what kind of mood the Burleigh people came to Ireland and stepped into the Dalimounte Park Stadium.

The Bohemian fans were wearing red or black jerseys in the stands, echoing each other on both sides of the arena. Burleigh's [-] fans who came with the team seemed insignificant in Dali Munter Park.Inside the stadium, there were cheers from the Bohemian fans, as if they had won the game and got tickets to the UEFA Cup group stage.

"Gypsy!"

"Booth!"

"Gypsy!"

"Booth!"

As the championship team of the Irish Premier League, the Bohemians have their own unique nickname, coupled with the special nature of the Irish region, so 'Gypsy' and 'Booth' have become their nicknames, and at this moment , This nickname sounded throughout the stadium, and the shouts shook the sky.

At the press conference of the UEFA Cup qualifying match, Li Cha also got his first nickname in his life. Li Cha, who has been suppressing his heart due to Allen's illness, was called by many media after this press conference. for 'Mad Dog'.

When Richard and Bohemians manager Stephen Kenny appeared at the press conference at the same time, almost all English reporters lost interest in the Irish Premier League manager, because they all know that the most topic-making The figure is next to Kenny.

"Mr. Richard, what is Burleigh's goal for this UEFA Cup?" When the press conference fell silent, a reporter from The Sun asked this sentence.

Richard hated this newspaper very much. When interviewing Mourinho, the previous newspaper once said in front of Mourinho that "the most special one is in the first division".Faced with the newspaper's question this time, Li Cha said angrily: "Our target is definitely not the kitchen, because my players are not cooks, next one."

There was a burst of laughter at the press conference. It seemed that The Sun's popularity among its peers was not very good.

After being insulted, the reporter from The Sun continued to ask shamelessly: "Mr. Li Cha, don't you realize that you are a little too arrogant!"

"Go ask your wife, your wife may know me better than you." Li Cha glared at the reporter of The Sun after saying this and said, "Don't think I'm targeting you, if you don't want to ruin this press conference, Stop talking, go back and ask your editor-in-chief when did I say I was 'the most special one' and why did I use this sentence to provoke Mourinho who just came to the Premier League. Don't think other people don't know you What do you want to do, I tell you, you will not achieve your goal. Next! Listen clearly, I am not talking about continuing to ask questions, but the next one!"

When another reporter came over, Li Cha finally tried to calm down his heart.

"Mr. Richard, are you deliberately avoiding the media to compare you with Mourinho? Mourinho said 'he is after God', and you once said something amazing..."

Richard didn't wait for him to finish speaking, glanced at Stephen Kenny, and then interrupted the reporter: "Mr. Mourinho, may I ask why you didn't show up at Stamford Bridge?"

Stephen Kenny is a person who is not good at words, and he knows how to avoid his sharp edge. He understands that if he wins the championship by playing tricks, there will be appearances in the entire European Cup...Ferguson, Wenger, Mourinho, Richard four People will always occupy the top four seats.Therefore, at this moment, he only needs to smile politely, and wait until he returns to the locker room to tell the players to avenge him.

"Remember, Mr. Reporter, this is Burleigh vs. Bohemians, not Burleigh vs. Chelsea in the Carabao Cup. If you're talking about Mourinho, Moyes and the street sweepers , I will not answer at all.”

The reporter didn't intend to let Richard go, even though he had already made a statement, various questions still emerged about Juventus, Mourinho, and even about the host of the BBC.

Li Cha didn't leave the scene angrily, but just sat at the press conference sternly, without saying a word, as if he didn't hear...

"Mr. Li Cha, I promise this is my last question." The reporter of the Sun newspaper finally got the right to speak. When he stood up again and was the first to speak, he said this sentence.

"My God, are you going to die immediately after asking this question?" Li Cha once again made the entire press conference laugh at the reporter of The Sun, and then continued: "Of course this is a joke, okay, Mr. Reporter, may I ask you?" The last question in your life." There was another burst of laughter at the press conference.

The reporter retaliated and said: "Mr. Richard, we interviewed Sir Alex Ferguson, the head coach of Manchester United, and he was full of praise for you. He even called you the most promising head coach in England. He also said that as long as you log in to the Premier League, the whole The world will cheer for you. Then we played this recording in the interview with Mourinho. Do you want to hear Mourinho's answer? I guarantee you have not, because the content of this recording is not It didn't get featured in The Sun."

And it wasn't featured in The Sun?In other words, the Sun newspaper kept this recording specifically to provoke a war between itself and Mourinho, just to play it when interviewing itself?

When the reporter raised the tape recorder, the audience fell silent again. When the chaotic sound waves of "squeak... squeak" came out of the tape recorder, Mourinho's voice appeared...

"Li Cha... Li Cha... Li Cha...Mr. Reporter, I want to ask whether this is Stamford Bridge or... Sorry, I really don't know what Burleigh's home stadium is called. Also, Mr. Reporter, are you sure you haven't Going the wrong way, are you sure you should interview Richard? Indeed, when I came to England, whether it was in newspapers or on TV, I could always see a figure attracting attention with things other than football, but I I want to say, Mr. reporter, do you know who I am? I am the European champion, and you mentioning a third-tier coach to the European champion is like telling a great king that a beggar on the roadside wants to challenge him. "

Snapped!

When the reporter turned off the recorder, Li Cha felt Mourinho's arrogance for the first time. This is a man who dares to say anything, and even people who have no hatred will lay a gun under his mouth.

"Mr. Li Cha, do you have any comments on this passage?" The reporter smiled with a hint of conspiracy theory.

Richard replied indifferently: "An opinion? I have no opinion, thank you Sir Ferguson for your compliment..."

"Mr. Richard, don't you have any objections to Mourinho's words?"

"What? Has anyone spoken?"

Hearing this sentence, the audience was stunned for a while, and then some reporters started laughing until their stomachs hurt.

Immediately afterwards, Li Cha was completely angry, turned on the group mocking mode, grabbed the microphone and stood up and said: "Reporters, I would like to ask you, who is it that makes the fans in England start to pay less and less attention to football itself, and instead start to pay attention to football itself?" The one who keeps an eye on the gossip news? Who keeps reporting the gossip about the players and the scandal of the head coach to gain newspaper sales? Who uses the convenience of the media to suppress the players and the head coach who have been picked up by their own hands again, and pursue the best for the boss. interests?" Li Cha paused slightly and said, "Mr. Mourinho is right, I am indeed using everything outside the field to attract attention, that is because Burleigh before was not enough to attract anyone's attention, and it can even be said that No one paid attention at all. If I told you my tactics at that time, and told you the boring, boring 442, 451, 4231, you would think I was a lunatic, I am afraid that these tactics would not even appear in the newspaper superior."

"At that time, I was a beggar. Even if I beg you without special methods, you would not interview a beggar in Burleigh." Li Cha said loudly: "Am I wrong? Who will refute me!"

There was no sound at the press conference: "And today, this beggar announces to you that we will become European champions for the Burleigh assistant coach who has never appeared in The Sun and even you don't know!"

"What!" The reporter went crazy, Li Cha actually announced that he would become the champion in the first match of the European League...

"Gentlemen, when we become the European champions, you will hold the dragon robes to crown the beggars. At that time, I will put the dragon robes on Old Allen with my own hands."

The scene of the press conference went from complete silence to chaos, and now there is a silence that can be heard from the drop of a needle: "Also!"

When Li Cha said these two words, all the reporters once again concentrated on what to record, but Li Cha said: "This press conference is over."

After answering this question, Li Cha got up quickly, turned around and left the press conference site without even saying hello, and the reporters in England seemed to be greatly satisfied. Interest was lost, and some people even left the scene quickly after taking notes.

……

In the locker room, Li Cha once again emphasized his tactics: "Guys, from today onwards, we must forget the glory of last season. I hope that the only purpose of your hard work is to let old Allen leave without any regrets. Now We have already stepped on the threshold of the UEFA Cup. Whether we can enter the gate depends on your performance today. Today, Muric, Garza and Redondo need to sit on the bench, because you are not suitable for today's tactics. Nugent, Fellaini, Di Natale, this is your first game in the UEFA Cup, I don't want your performance to show any disappointment on old Allen's face after this game."

"Guys, for old Allen!"

"For old Allen!"

The boys were excited and looked at Allen with fiery eyes.

Allen looked at the dressing room that seemed to be on fire, and he really wanted to say: "I am very satisfied..."

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