my name is ferguson

The season is still hot. In the second half of the season, the competition between all parties has become more and more fierce. Burleigh and Manchester United are fighting for the championship. Sir Alex unconsciously started a spat with Keane in the media. Burleigh also entered the final stage of the FA Cup. Balotelli and Falcao became the most conspicuous players in the FA Cup, while Regan became Sneijder's rotation in the main match.

But for a whole month, the European football world felt an unprecedented loneliness, because during this period, no interesting news broke out in the European football world, and almost everyone's eyes were focused on football itself.Robin van Persie is breaking the scoring record, with 35 goals in the league. Robbie was much more comprehensive when he was at Manchester United, and his assist data increased significantly. Messi is still an indispensable sharp knife for Burleigh, and he will always be needed most in Burleigh He showed up and scored a crucial goal...

The football is wonderful but only a certain wonderful moment makes the fans feel a kind of boredom!

so boring! ! !

It wasn't until the Patek Philippe commercial shot by Li Cha appeared that all the fans and the media suddenly realized that Europe had lost the most lively focus, that is, the big-mouthed Li Cha!

Li Cha disappeared, and he only appeared in the media twice in the whole month. The first time, it was an endorsement activity after the advertisement was launched, and the second time, Charlotte left a son for Li Cha. The delivery, more than ten days later than the expected delivery date, the child actually came to this world at the beginning of March.

After the news broke, the entire European football world found a breakthrough to break the calm. Some media even bought a photo of Richard's son for 100 million euros, but unfortunately, they got nothing.

As for training the England national team, Li Cha lived the life of a family man. The wonderful days of his wife and children made Li Cha forget all the depression.He changes his son's diapers every day, makes milk powder, and watches the little guy sleeping soundly in his arms or in the pram. The most interesting thing is that the little guy doesn't care what you put into his mouth during this period, he just opens his mouth and sucks immediately.All comers are welcome.Li Cha once used his fingers to play with the child, but the little guy hugged Li Cha's finger and put it in his mouth to suck it hard. He even cried when he didn't find the milk after sucking for a long time. Li Cha, who had never raised a child before or tried anything, suddenly had a thought that frightened him... Does this little guy have mental problems?

In order to prove whether there is a mental defect, Li Cha intends to test whether his little baby has the ability to recognize, so he took off his socks and sent his little toe to the child's mouth...

"Li Cha, **-you!!!"

Charlotte, who was in confinement, just woke up and found Li Cha's absurd behavior. She grabbed the pillow next to her and ran straight to Li Cha.Li Cha, who was smashed, was still trying to explain: "Baby, I just want to see if our child has mental problems. He can't tell what is a finger and what is a pacifier."

Charlotte scolded angrily: "Stay away from my son, you can't tell the difference between cheese and poop when you are his age!!!"

Li Cha looked at Charlotte quite helplessly, and said incessantly, "What's wrong with me..."

At this moment, the nanny hired by Li Cha's family came back, and Li Cha was seen holding a sock in one hand and clutching a pillow in the other in a room.Immediately said: "I was wrong, if I hadn't gone out to choose a suitable pacifier for the child. Such a thing would never have happened..."

As a result, Li Cha lost all the power to get close to his son... Li Cha angrily shouted at the door of the room: "I am his real father!!!"

Uh... There are countless incidents about Li Cha's idiocy in raising children. In early April, the weather is getting warmer, and England has a tradition of bathing every day, so the nanny has always insisted on giving the baby a bath every day at noon when the sun is at its best. Guy takes a shower.Once again when adjusting the water temperature, the nurse put the baby in Li Cha's hands. Li Cha had just finished his afternoon nap, so he didn't quite understand what the nurse was talking about, and heard that he seemed to be bathing the child.Immediately afterwards, Li Cha carried the child and began to get rid of all the weapons, stripped the little guy naked and put him directly into the water...

Wow! ! ! ! ! ! !

The most miserable howling sound came from the villa. The nanny handed the baby to Li Cha before adjusting the water temperature, and returned the baby bath towel. As a result, Li Cha just put the little guy in it, and even the adults couldn't reach it. Feel cool in the cold water!

Finally, at the family meeting in Ferguson and Charlotte, Li Cha was permanently deprived of the right to approach the child, and Li Cha cried out in pain: "I am wronged!!! A striker is not born to score goals of!"

"The appeal is dismissed." The old man said ruthlessly when he visited his grandson: "I will sell a striker who can't score goals even if I buy it! It's been almost two months since you've been thinking of a name for the child, my little one." The guy doesn't even have a name now!"

This time, Li Cha became completely useless in Gary. The nanny and Charlotte no longer dared to hand over the little guy to Li Cha. At the same time, Li Cha had more time.

After more than ten days of contemplation, Li Cha finally thought of a satisfactory name for the little guy, and the little guy was named uson!

Summer - Richard - Charlotte - Ferguson!

The reason for naming the little guy Xia Tian is very simple. Summer is the season when a season begins and ends. It is also the transfer period, and it is the season that Li Cha pays most attention to.Li Cha had fought countless beautiful battles in Xia Tian, ​​and he had also won countless championships in Xia Tian. In the past six years, he had won in Xia Tian and was brilliant in Xia Tian, ​​so his son's name was Xia Tian.

Little Xia Tian became the focus of attention of the entire English media. In the end, Richard handed over the first photo of Xia Tian to the Times. At least he believed that Xia Tian would not be demonized, nor would he be described as a child of the devil.

Little Xia Tian grew up unrestrained, and the little guy actually watched the FA Cup semi-final with Richard in the arms of his mother in the living room, but he seemed to prefer Burleigh's opponent Chelsea. , He began to explain to Xiao Xia where the gap between Burleigh and Chelsea was, and why Burleigh was destined to be stronger than Chelsea. It took more than half an hour to analyze the game, and another half an hour to analyze the lineup. The club's management went to the court environment and Richard described them one by one. As a result, as soon as the little guy in the blue jersey dribbled the ball appeared on the TV screen, he danced and screamed with obvious excitement. Burleigh, who was wearing a white jersey, began to dribble the ball. , the little guy fell into silence and gagged his mouth.

In the end, Charlotte really annoyed Richard with the ink, and opened his mouth to explain: "Your son doesn't even know what Chelsea and Burleigh are. He just likes brightly colored things shaking in front of his eyes. Maybe he doesn't even know what is in front of him. It's an adult running, you know what I'm saying?"

Li Cha picked up the phone as if he understood, dialed the club's number and said, "We will wear the away jersey for the next game, what? Our opponent is Tottenham? Should they wear the away jersey? I don't care, you go and Tottenham negotiating, let Tottenham pass the home jersey at the Victory Stadium!!!”

For the sake of his son, Richard did a magnificent thing in a daze. After Burleigh beat Chelsea 1-0 in the FA Cup, when they continued to play Tottenham at home, all the players wore Manchester United's red away jersey at home, But this time, the little guy finally started dancing for Burleigh, Li Cha smiled with satisfaction...

Yes, from the time he was born in the summer until now, Richard only went back and forth between Wembley and Burley. His two-point and one-line life made the whole of Europe fall into silence. Without news about Richard, it seems that there is no interesting news in Europe. Stuff, Mourinho's reports on Inter Milan's England fans have begun not to buy it. Most England fans will ask whether there is any news about Richard today before the newsstands, and then walk away after confirming that there is no.

At this time, the sun and other lace newspapers began to fabricate all kinds of fake news about Richard, such as that Richard was scared of being beaten by Spain, that the England national team had been looking for a new head coach, that Richard was about to leave get out of class, and other news appeared frequently.It's a pity that there is no response from Li Cha in the newspaper, and when Li Cha doesn't take the initiative to speak, the fans still won't pay for this kind of news. They already feel that this kind of fake news is boring.

In May, the most popular period of the Premier League came. The relegation team went all out, and the top seven in the standings fought hard. But in the end, Burleigh still finished runner-up with a gap of 3 points. The top four were Manchester United, Burleigh, Liverpool, Arsenal, and Chelsea were squeezed out of the top four, which has never happened since Mourinho took charge.

Abu was completely angry, and various tabloid news began to speculate on the news that Abu had contacted various famous coaches, which made the newspaper sales slowly pick up, but compared with the news about Li Cha, it was still not worth mentioning.

At the end of May, the FA Cup final kicked off. Burleigh defeated his opponent with three goals from Falcao, Balotelli and Regan, and won the FA Cup for three consecutive times. Keane was finally against Burleigh. The fans explained, but Keane did not relax at this time, the European Champions Cup final is waiting for him, Burleigh's opponent is Barcelona...

This is another battle between England and Spain, but this time it is Keane, not Richard, who is standing as the commander in chief of Burleigh.

Keane shouted bold words like Richard at the press conference: "This time the game is very important to Burleigh. The battle for the authenticity of the Champions Cup trophy. Here I say that the authentic European Champions Cup trophy will definitely be placed in Burleigh's honor room and we will also engrave the words after all the European Champions Cup winners 'A gift for summer'!" (To be continued...)