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When the Scottish result came out, Li Cha had just finished his second friendly match. England's problems in this friendly match were completely exposed, and even some imbecile problems that Li Cha hadn't thought of began to appear frequently on the pitch, but this Let's start with Li Cha's opponent. Li Cha's opponent in the second warm-up match is not a strong team, but it is not weak. It is Turkey. (The update speed is the fastest, remember this site to find this site)

Turkey once played an excellent record in the World Cup. If it weren’t for Ronaldo’s 1vs4 super goal that year, Turkey would definitely not be considered a top team in Europe. At least it was quickly forgotten after Turkey won the fourth place in the World Cup, because People only remember the demeanor of Da Luo with his Fuwa head on his head.

Due to the victory in the previous game, the mentality of the English players was obviously much more relaxed in this game. Li Cha took advantage of the time when the Burleigh match was not serious, and recruited Baines and Terry into the national team, and Regan also appeared in the national team In the lineup of the national team, the lineup of the national team has become...

Goalkeeper Robinson; defense from left to right are Baines, Terry, Ferdinand; Richards; midfielder Carrick; midfielder Gerrard, Lampard; left forward Ashley Young, right Forward Lennon; Forward Falcao.

There is actually no big problem with this lineup. According to Richard's regional division, England will definitely not lose against Turkey. However, the score of this game is that Turkey 1:0 England, and Richard lost. [

Li Cha had actually discovered the problem during the game. At the beginning of the first half, the whole of England was implementing Li Cha's 'simple tactics'. At that time, England passed the ball concisely and in a clear direction, even though they lost Beckham This golden right foot, but Li Cha's arranged strong hit in the middle, played like a wind and water.England's tactics were more practical this time around, with Ashley Young and Lennon moving a little further up the middle.Form a contact point for Gerrard and Lampard at any time, and the two virtues take turns to insert. When they appear in the hinterland, use the contact points on the two wings as an excessive throw away from the midfielder, or take a long shot or send the ball into the penalty area and let Falcao handle it .

Li Cha, who thought he had mastered everything about the national team, counted everything, the weather.The venue, the atmosphere of the fans, he even asked all the players to take a test on an empty stomach when they were recruited into the national team. By testing the lactic acid bacteria in their bodies to judge the status and physical condition of the players, Li Cha asked the 23 players selected After doing a test and combining the results of the two tests, Li Cha selected the eleven people who were in the best condition.Li Cha, who had made his abacus so precise, still missed one thing, and that was the character of the Englishman.

England does not have the romantic atmosphere of France, let alone the slow pace of the Italians.They almost lived under high pressure, coupled with the concentration of heavy industry and the fast pace of life, eventually all Englishmen developed a short-tempered character on the surface of modest and polite gentlemen.Football hooligans are the epitome of that, but he's never going to flirt with anyone if he can help it, right?

Throughout the siege of Turkey in the first half, the England players were obviously a little impatient.England was the best England before 35 minutes of the first half, with 10 minutes remaining.Li Cha felt that even if the Burleigh youth team came to play against England, they could beat them.

In order to get the goal early, Gerrard and Lampard took turns to insert. Those who did not insert the task needed to assist the defensive tactics were completely forgotten. The two best midfielders in England often appeared in the middle of the midfield at the same time. Passing the ball from the side and cooperating with it is not just a matter of grabbing one point.The living space of these two midfield partners crushing each other, the opponent's hinterland, which was originally very spacious when one midfielder is inserted, becomes crowded in an instant when the other midfielder is inserted!

Both midfielders pressed past, and Carrick could only press up. Carrick, who can't reach the top level in midfield defense or frontcourt organization, doesn't care about standing on the back line. If he still stands close back.The team will break the knot immediately, and the opponent only needs to slow down and wait for his teammates, and he can instantly counterattack 3 on 3.So Carrick also pressed up, and the three midfielders entered the opponent's half. Even if Carrick stood near the center circle and responded back and forth, it would still cause a big traffic jam.

England's midfield structure began to be completely messed up at this moment, and it almost became a mess at the moment of mentality change. If there were not two world-class central defenders in the backcourt, it would be impossible for Turkey to fight back after three full counterattacks. It took 44 minutes to score.

At this time, what Li Cha should do most is to shout loudly on the sidelines to adjust the mentality of the players, but Li Cha didn't do that. He stared and gritted his teeth, and sat firmly on the coach's bench with his hands tightly grasping the hem of his suit.

After being scored by his opponent, Li Cha didn't even enter the locker room during the halftime break, and sat motionless on the coach's bench until the players came out again, and the atmosphere on the field became even weirder.

England became neither offensive nor defensive. Thanks to the extraordinary performances of Terry, Ferdinand and Robinson, the score was fixed at 1:0.

There was a situation in the Wembley Stadium where fans left the stadium early, and a large area of ​​stands was vacated at 10:[-] minutes into the second half. Li Cha knew that in tomorrow's newspaper, he must be the protagonist again, but he was still the one who was scolded.

After the game, there was a lot of scolding on the court. The players didn't want to stay on the court for even a minute longer. When they went to the locker room one after another, they found that their head coach blocked the locker room passage.

Immediately afterwards, Li Cha grabbed all the players back onto the field and made them stand in a row.

"**-you!!!!"

"Li Cha, is this the surprise you brought us? I-he-mother-would rather watch a movie at home!!!"

"Gerald, you're a piece of shit!!!"

"Carrick, you don't deserve to wear the England shirt!!!"

Li Cha stood at the forward of all the English players. He pressed all the players on the field. The whole team included Li Cha, a total of 24 people.

In the end, the fans who refused to leave were tired of cursing and looked at the stadium angrily. [

Li Cha stood with a serious face, didn't talk back, didn't explain, just poked there like a bamboo pole, listening to the most ugly words in the world.

The fans stopped scolding, and they were a little confused about the situation.Even some fans with previous convictions began to look to both sides of the stands, they were afraid that the police would rush up and drive them away.However, this kind of thing has never happened, which makes the fans even more incomprehensible.

Li Cha stretched out his hand and said, "Thank you fans!"

All the players walked towards the stands on all sides. At that moment, the 23 members of the England national team stood upright in front of the stands and didn't know what to say, that kind of embarrassment.They have never experienced it in their life.

"What are you doing in a daze! I want you to thank the fans!!!"

Li Cha turned up the volume, but he didn't say any bad words, his voice was serious like the eve of a storm.

Ferdinand, who played as the captain, was the first to shout at the stands: "thnk-you!"

Leo swears that this is the most painful sentence he has ever said in his life. Since then, he will only say thnks regardless of thanking anyone!

"Go back to the locker room."

Afterwards, Li Cha walked back to the locker room amidst the attention of all the England fans. The fans had no idea what happened to the national team, let alone what Li Cha was going to do.

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In the locker room, Li Cha looked at all the players around and asked in a very calm voice, "Are you uncomfortable?"

No one answered.

Li Cha continued: "It deserves it."

Ferdinand was the first to bow his head.

Li Cha still asked: "Is it aggrieved that I have put in all my efforts but not been praised?"

Still no answer.Li Cha continued: "It deserves it."

Terry also bowed his head.

"Did you feel very bad after you thought you should win today's game but lost?"

Everyone stopped looking directly at Li Cha's eyes, and Li Cha said at this moment: "It's what you deserve!"

Immediately afterwards, Li Cha walked out of the door and came back about half an hour later. There was no sound in the room for half an hour. It was not until he came back that everyone took a look at the door.

Li Cha moved in a laptop, and then plugged in a USB flash drive: "Does anyone think that the question I just asked and answered was only for you? You are wrong, I was actually speaking for myself. Do you know what I mean? What was wrong? My mistake was to believe you guys were adults. To believe you could control your emotions on the court!" [

"This is a highlight of your game. I asked the England staff to ask the TV station to do it at 40 minutes into the game." Li Cha raised his wrist and glanced at the time and said: "Now It was 17:30. The game started at 15:30, that is to say, after two hours, we finally saw our performance in this game. But I am very dissatisfied with your performance, so, This time the punishment is. You'll be watching disgusting highlights from this disgusting game for four hours!"

"Here are all your mistakes from the first 40 minutes of the game until the end of the game, there is no post-production, and I will not let you tell me after reading it, but I hope you should understand what this material represents. .And I will keep guarding the door for you guys at the door. Within four hours, even if I want to pee, I will hold it back, and if I can’t hold it, I will solve it in my pants."

Li Cha left, only the game was playing in the room, and only the voice of Martin's commentary was heard. Everyone was watching the game in the locker room as if they were too lazy to open their mouths.

"Oh, God, Gerrard, who are you going to pass the ball to? Falcao has been marked dead, and Lampard is less than five meters away from you, but he also hit the ball from sideways. Send it out first, can you tell me who you expect to plug in? Turkey's young midfielder?"

Lampard turned his head and glanced at Gerrard. Gerrard lowered his head and stretched out his fist and slammed himself on the forehead, bang!A crisp sound resounded in the room, followed by a deep voice: "I'm an idiot!"

The locker room was quiet again, and the picture continued. When Carrick was lightly thrown away with a pass, Martin spoke again: "Can I quit my job as a commentator and not watch this game? Why are the three midfielders , Both full-backs pressed up? Carrick, what are you doing from the midfielder position to the ten-meter area in front of the center circle? Are you stepping on the opponent's hinterland to rush up and shoot long-range at any time? Do you really think your long-range shot Better than Gerrard and Lampard?"

"Falcao, Falcao is coming, Falcao is dribbling, Falcao is passing the ball to the left of his body... God help me, Lampard and Gerrard at the same time The right side of Erkao’s body, when Ashley rushes over, the ball may fly into outer space during the clearance!!!”

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Beep, beep, beep.

Li Cha's phone rang at this moment, Li Cha picked up the phone and asked seriously: "What's the matter?"

"Hello, Sir Richard, I am George."

"Mr. Chairman, hello."

"We agreed to your plan..."

Li Cha took a breath and said, "Hey... finally some good news today." (To be continued...)