my name is ferguson

() "Li Cha is scolding in the East! "

"The most unqualified head coach of the Olympic team in history! "

"Is what Richard said the status quo of European football? "

"It's always nonsense! "

On the second day after the interview, all the media in Europe went crazy, and only one media outlet, The Times, issued a sober question, but what exactly did Richard say that made the whole world go crazy?

In order to match what Richard said in the interview, Martin of Sky Sports immediately led the whole team to set off and asked fans of different ages on the streets of London.

"Hello, are you a fan?"

The pedestrians stopped by the camera crew on the streets of London didn’t seem to be too nervous, but accepted the interview with a polite smile, which is normal for a fan in his sixties: “I’m a fan. Tottenham fans."

"Excuse me, have you seen Richard's interview in the far east? Did you feel anything?"

Without waiting for the fans to answer, Martin's assistant didn't care whether the fans had seen it or not, and immediately presented the interview. During the interview, Li Cha boasted, his expression was sometimes serious, and sometimes he sneered, and his whole person was floating in a very jumping rhythm.

Fans with gray hair and age spots on their bald heads shook their heads helplessly after watching the interview, sighed, turned around and left, no matter how Martin chased after him or asked questions, the old man stopped answering. Like being sad.

Martin didn't see what the old man wanted to express, and then continued to interview a young man in his twenties on the street. After questioning, he was found to be an Arsenal fan. After watching this video, the Arsenal fan burst out angrily. Swearing, every sentence is dirty and hard to hear: "Li Cha's 'beep', his mouth is like a 'beep', if I see him walking alone on a street night , I will make him 'beep', 'beep', 'beep'..."

马丁在伦敦分别采访了从15-25、25-35、35-45、45-55四个年龄层的球迷，得到的答案非常同意，整个伦敦的球迷基本都会用国骂来回应李察的这段访谈。

Immediately afterwards, Martin drove to Liverpool, and continued to interview according to this age group. There were differences among the fans of the four age groups. Among the fans aged 15-25, they were obviously very angry, while those aged 25-35 hoped that their team could do the same. With a head coach like this, the older ones will think about it first, and then answer, most of the answers are 'Richard is always so impulsive, and sometimes this impulsiveness can destroy good motivation'.

Finally, Martin drove to Burleigh. Before he came, he had expected the outcome of the interview in Burleigh.

"Sir, may I have a few minutes for you?"

A group of handsome young men dressed in avant-garde clothes were stopped, and Martin chose one of them to play Richard's interview, and it turned out...

"yeah!!!!!!!!!"

The group of lads let out wild cheers before one of them shouted: "he-is-my-king!!!!!!"

This voice suddenly spread in the streets and alleys. Afterwards, the young man took the director's mobile phone and turned the volume to the maximum. Their excitement quieted down. The people collectively shouted: "king! king! king!"

In the end, Martin returned to London and used this survey to do a talk show. During this period, Martin did not interrupt, and the voices of fans were everywhere. This is a show without a host. Martin used Richard's interview in the East to continue to expand own business.

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What exactly did Li Cha say?

With the European Cup in full swing and the Olympic Games about to start, what kind of words aroused the collective opposition of the European media, but completely split the personality of the fans in several major cities in England?

If you go back in time to a day ago...

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Huang Jianxiang sat opposite Li Cha very satisfied, and continued to pester the topic of Li Cha and the enemy's death fight and asked: "Mr. Li Cha, you have many enemies, can you evaluate them one by one?"

Li Cha pretended to be stupid and asked back: "Who is there? Why don't I know?"

Huang Jianxiang said jokingly: "You don't even remember who you offended?"

"Why should I remember them? Shouldn't they remember me? Shouldn't they know that the last wish they said on the day they left this world was to let their children kill me to avenge them? Otherwise, my Where is the value reflected?"

Huang Jianxiang stepped on the brakes quickly, this was indeed a bit too much!

"Mr. Li Cha, let's evaluate your enemy."

Huang Jianxiang didn't know Li Cha too well. If Li Cha could be a guy who could take it in and out freely, he would definitely not have the charm he has now.

"Okay, who will start with?" Li Cha said playfully.

Since he is in the most commercial promotion, of course he is promoting personality, what is the most attractive thing in the future world?It's not personal ability, otherwise Ancelotti's achievements in leading Milan to three European Champions Cup finals and two Champions League wins in five years should be on an equal footing with Mourinho. Why is Mourinho so popular?Even Guardiola's is more attractive than Ancelotti's?Klopp already has a faint momentum of catching up?Ferguson always stands above Ancelotti?

Personality dictates it!

"Moyes?" Huang Jianxiang tried to ask.

Li Cha smiled and said, "Are you still proud of defeating the opponent who played with mud as a child when you were a child?"

Huang Jianxiang almost choked Li Cha to death, which means that Moyes is not qualified...

He deliberately picked a big button and said, "Wenger?" Wenger is definitely a famous coach of the generation. Even though Richard was bullied and retired, Wenger's performance in the Premier League is still there.

Li Cha showed a fairly comparable expression and said: "Actually, the matter between me and Wenger is really nothing from my point of view. Now that everyone is enjoying their old age, it is a bit inappropriate... ..." Huang Jianxiang was still wondering, when did Li Cha learn to keep his words?As a result, Huang Jianxiang cried as soon as the words came out, and he became the culprit: "Since you mentioned it, we can talk about it. Do you want to hear me scolding Wenger? Do you want to hear me and Wenger getting into trouble?" No? Are you trying to make me Wenger elevate myself? No, my relationship with Wenger is not like that."

"The competition between me and Wenger is for victory. No matter how we beat our opponents, it is for the psychological warfare on the field to gain the upper hand. Once again in the game, I kept provoking Wenger, and Wenger finally dropped his suit jacket If you want to fight me one-on-one, but I refuse, this is psychological warfare, irritating you, continuing to irritate you, making you unable to control the game, then the game will naturally be taken over by my team. The final result is just for victory, Wen Jia Gedu has made up the missed tax, so what can I complain about?"

puff!

Huang Jianxiang almost sprayed, what do you mean I miss you and hear you scolding Wenger?The last sentence you made up for is not that you have resentment against Wenger?

"As for the evaluation of Wenger, I think he is a person who can play his own style, but can't maintain his style at a certain height and recreate his glory. I'm not saying that Wenger is not suitable to be the head coach, but the head coach has a lot of points. There are those who become famous and then become unknown, those who persevere, and those who find the right way but still can’t reach the top. Wenger belongs to the last type. Wenger is too gentle, and the professor will never grab players like me He yelled at his ears, "Can you-he-mother give me some energy?" He won't do it, absolutely not, but what do players need on the court? Passion! The head coach can't even give this, may I ask you After setting up the tactics, preparing the data, and adjusting the offensive line, what are you still doing in the coaching bench? You can go home!"

Huang Jianxiang's feet kept moving under the coffee table. He had never seen such an unrestrained guest. Usually, even if the winner mentioned the loser, he would hold it up. Now that Wenger has retired, Li Cha still doesn't want to let it go. Huang Jianxiang couldn't bear to stop , his foot has been looking for the brake, but he still can't find it, because this is not in the car.

"What about Ancelotti?" Since he couldn't find the brakes, Huang Jianxiang could only change the subject.

Ancelotti is a representative figure who was raped by Li Cha, and he has not yet found his position in European football, but Li Cha's evaluation of this person has changed his style.

"Coaches are also divided into genres, do you believe it? Italy, Germany, Spain, England, and Scotland are all different." He directly slid France over: "And in this world, the most successful Italian coach in recent years is the Italian coach. Celotti's AC Milan, Capello, Lippi and other famous Italian coaches shine in the world football. They always think that even if the small world of Italy collapses, this football is still theirs, and they often have a wave of people There is always mutual respect among them, and I always feel that the tactical literacy of other coaches is not enough. Yes, we must admit that the Italian coaches are the people in the world who have the most detailed division of tactics. Benitez has traveled to Italy to explore his own sky. In fact, I want to say that the world will change. Sometimes the past is the past. Apart from these people, what new things have you heard? Did the young Italian marshal become famous? No! Why did Mourinho of Grape do it? Why did I do it? This shows that the wind vane has changed, but some people didn’t notice it.”

The corners of Huang Jianxiang's mouth were twitching. Li Cha was a little crazy this time. From now on, those coaches Huang Jianxiang would stop asking, and instead asked, "Are there any coaches you respect in this world?"

Richard nodded and said: "Yes, there are many. Manuel Pellegrini is one of them. The engineer's control over tactics is incomprehensible. He can always grasp a certain point delicately and then explode; Ferguson is another one. His willpower makes you have to obey. He can always give you a feeling that you will never be able to knock him down. Even when you try your best, he will tell you that it is only temporary. , as long as he is there, you dare not relax at all; there is another person, Mourinho, he is like a hedgehog with thorns all over his body, but once you become his friend, he puts away the thorns, You find that the spines can be as smooth as a feather."

"There are many people I respect, but there is a prerequisite, they have to respect me."

Huang Jianxiang said: "Mr. Li Cha, haven't you thought that if you show your sharpness too much, you will attract a lot of bad words?"

"There are not many now, but why should I be afraid? I am a football coach, and there is only winning or losing on the field. I don't treat those people as enemies. Surely the locals are just talking and swearing. If you are on the road When I got in the car, I was turned away by a fool for no reason. When I got out of the car, I found that he was a disabled person. Do you still have sympathy at this time? Of course you have to scold his legs! Why should I let someone bully you? Happy? What good is it for me if you are happy? No one will cooperate with you! Therefore, those who are being scolded deserve it. If you have the ability to win me, you have nothing to say, I will wait!"

"..." Huang Jianxiang felt that it was almost done, and he seemed to have some concluding remarks, so he added: "Do you have anything else to say about European football? "

Li Cha smiled: "I have lost, and I have won. Today, I stand at the pinnacle of European football. This time, I will sit on the bank. I am waiting for you to challenge!"

Crack, crack, crack, crack.

Huang Jianxiang had to applaud for Li Cha, he was not for every word that Li Cha said before, only for the last sentence that Li Cha said, if he saw Martin's interview, he would definitely understand why the old man in his sixties He will turn around and leave, because not every ** silk can counterattack, because ** will not be able to stand it when he sees another ** silk counterattack.

Li Cha succeeded, but Huang Jianxiang could still feel that there was a huge setback hidden in this man, and this setback made him cynical about every enemy.

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An interview made Li Cha the protagonist before the Olympics started. Cristiano Ronaldo, who was in hot form in the European Cup, was not as strong as his ability to grab the front page. In the major media, Li Cha already had a new nickname 'Brother Toutiao', as long as he speaks, it must be the most popular headline. At this time, Mendes began to use all his connections to advertise Li Cha in China. Huge posters of Li Cha began to appear in Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, Four places in Shenzhen, in these four places, Li Cha will hold four press conferences. Of course, each ticket costs money, ranging from 998 to 188. It is said that the box office was sold out just after the ticket sales started, because not only Li Huang Jianxiang personally acted as an interpreter and helped with questions.

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In some more professional sports media, Ronaldo finally made headlines as he wished, but that was after Li Cha's enthusiasm completely subsided.

Cristiano Ronaldo's performance on the court is really great. Standing on the front line, he even escorted Portugal to the semi-finals of the European Cup, and finally lost at the feet of Germany. Germany is the runner-up of the European Cup, and the champion is Spain. Ronaldo has won the European Golden Boot from Villa, who scored 4 goals, by virtue of his performance on the field and his life, and he has established his throne in the big competition, but this has nothing to do with Manchester United.

Someone edited everything about Ronaldo in the European Cup into a special feature film, and the commentator's surprised voices were everywhere in the feature film!

"Cristiano Ronaldo, the scoring ability he showed from the front line is unprecedented!"

"Goal!!!!!! Cristiano Ronaldo has scored the fourth goal, and his performance on the front line is unparalleled!"

"It's him again, and it's Cristiano Ronaldo again. This is the fifth goal. In the next game, Portugal will face the mighty Germany. Ronaldo's role on the front line for Portugal is not just goals, he Three more assists."

"Six goals! Ronaldo scored six goals in the European Cup. The current score with Germany is 1:1. Can Portugal enter the final!"

"Oh... Ronaldo lost. He was still running wildly until the last minute of the game. We could see that he couldn't run anymore, but Ronaldo didn't give up. This is the same as his first European Cup match against Turkey. If Schweinsteiger hadn't rewritten the score in 1 minutes, I am afraid that Ronaldo can lead Portugal to a penalty shootout. Unfortunately, such a hard-working player can only end the European tour The end, but the best shooter is none other than you, Ronaldo, your efforts have been seen by the whole of Europe, you have changed yourself!!!”

When Ronaldo saw this documentary, he said to the TV: "It's not just me who changed myself."

The Portuguese national team had already returned home when they were out of the game. At the airport in Lisbon, the Portuguese national team was greeted by fans. This unprecedented prosperity made Ronaldo feel comfortable for the first time, because he finally sent Portugal to the fourth place with his own hands. powerful.

In this week of revision in Portugal, he can actually go on vacation and spend a few vacations with his girlfriend. Women always need some time to accompany him, but Ronaldo has been staying at home. He is struggling!

He wanted to meet Li Cha formally in private, no, definitely not to discuss the possibility of a transfer, he just wanted to thank Li Cha for his help, he helped him so much, shouldn't he be grateful?

Ronaldo kept reminding himself in his heart, but another voice always appeared, "You traitor, can you guarantee that you will not be tempted when you see Richard?"Shouldn't you be grateful that Ferguson has trained you for so many years and made you a Premier League superstar? '.

He was going to be tortured crazy, and at this moment he wanted to be quiet.

But in this world, not all problems can be solved by quieting down. At this time, he chose to call his most trusted agent.

Yes, Cristiano Ronaldo felt a little self-indulgent, but who else could he ask about football?Call the old man to reveal your heart?Tell the old man that he has the urge to transfer and doesn't know what to do?I don't even want to appear on the front line...

"Hey, it's me."

Mendes said calmly: "I know, I'm in Tianchao recently, if you have anything to do, I will ask someone to do it right away, but I may not be able to go back myself."

"No, I just want to ask you one thing, when someone who has helped you but can't help you now and someone who can help you now and was your enemy both need you, who do you choose?"

Mendes replied very quickly: "The latter."

"Book me a plane ticket to China."

Mendes really wasn't talking to Richard, he answered from his own point of view, but, but, but...he is a manager! (To be continued.)