my name is ferguson

The FA Cup final of the Premier League finally ignited the heat. On May 5, after the Premier League Professional Players Association Awards Ceremony, a cup final that attracted the most attention from fans in England began. This is the FA Cup under the FA. At one time, the influence of the FA Cup in Great Britain even surpassed that of the European Champions Cup. However, as the Champions League became more and more popular, the influence of the FA Cup in the world began to slowly weaken. Finally, in the 5-12 season, even It has become tasteless, but in 13, the Premier League's FA Cup was still very popular.

Speaking of the FA Cup final, there is one person that cannot fail to be mentioned, and that is Drogba, the No. 06 center forward in the Premier League after Shearer.He is the killing star in the FA Cup, and he once set a record for scoring goals in the Premier League FA Cup final!The World of Warcraft in history scored goals in the 07-08 season, 09-09 season, and 10-11 season. In the 12-2008 season, it even beat Liverpool. If it is considered the [-] League Cup final goal in history, Drogba can be said to be the biggest killer in the England Cup final.

However, in the world that Richard lives in, these records of Drogba are not very dazzling. There will be another record in the Cup.

The new Wembley stadium was full of people, and the eyes were full of white. The white jerseys of Tottenham and Burleigh collided with each other. Fans from both sides wore their home jerseys to attend. It is a pity that , In today's game, Tottenham must wear the away jersey.

When the players were warming up on the court wearing jerseys, Li Cha had already appeared in the press conference hall before the start of the game. When Li Cha sat on the podium at the same time as Redknapp in the press conference hall, he was the first For the first time, he showed a mentality of respecting the elderly.Helped Redknapp pull the chair out with his own hands.Li Cha's action made all the reporters frantically press the shutter. This action was too new for them. When did Li Cha start to realize that he is a junior in England?This is not his style!

After Redknapp was done, he said thank you like an old man: "thank-you." It seems that this is the treatment he should enjoy, but everyone can see that from Redknapp's face. A useful figure.

Why?It should be because Redknapp is the only head coach besides Ferguson who can be respected by Richard in the Premier League.This makes him proud enough!

The reporters prepared sharp questions one after another, and they couldn't wait to ask why Redknapp and Arsene Wenger, two old men, were treated differently, and the difference was so big.

The reporter from the Sun newspaper was the first to get up to ask questions at the press conference. His question was not too sharp, but this question was just an introduction: "Mr. Li Cha, how many coaches do you think are in today's football world? respectable?"

Li Cha was stunned for a moment, this is a problem with two ends blocked.If you say something he asks you why others don't get respect, if you say everything he asks you why you respect everyone but only for Ferguson and Redknappa .For Li Cha, these are all pediatrics. He knew how to avoid danger in this kind of game since he first entered England football.

"I think all the coaches in Great Britain are worthy of my respect. Wales, Scotland, England, the region is not important, the important thing is that they all contribute to our country on this land. Mr. Reporter, are you satisfied with my answer? "Li Cha smirked badly, and the Sun reporter was dumbfounded.

Why do you ask this?You ask him why he doesn't respect Wenger?Wenger is French!You ask him why he doesn't respect Ancelotti?Ancelotti is Italian!You ask him why he doesn't respect Benitez?He is Spanish!

The reporter suddenly remembered a person.Immediately said: "But you are not very friendly to Mr. Moyes."

Li Cha smiled, looked at Redknapp kindly and said, "Mr. Reporter, have you ever been to Las Vegas? It doesn't matter if you haven't been, you played cards with your friends on weekends." Is it? Texas Hold'em? Even if you haven't played it, you must have watched it, right? As long as you have watched it, you will see that close friends in the weekdays will suddenly turn against each other at the poker table. Break up, quarrel in a mess and even fight. For them Say, there is the battlefield! The stadium is our battlefield, sorry. I never shake hands with the enemy first and then start a war. In the end, the bayonet will be red anyway. Some things have nothing to do with respect and position, but the environment at that time and the Someone told you to do it."

The reporter found that he couldn't help Li Cha. This guy's mouth seems to have an automatic search invisible, and he can always come up with convincing metaphors.

"What about Mr. Redknapp? Why so much respect for him?"

"My God, Mr. Reporter, I need to explain this too? Mr. Redknapp and Mr. Ferguson are good friends. According to seniority, I have no problem calling Uncle Redknapp. You will speak badly to your father's friends." Are you facing each other?"

Redknapp took the lead in applauding, Richard's wit made him have to applaud, and he was very happy to be applauded.

"My friends from the press, the friendship between Mr. Li Cha and I is very strong. Please don't sow discord. Otherwise, I will regard it as a sign of unfriendliness."

What is Redknapp's seniority in the Premier League?Behind him stands a football family that is completely related to the football industry. Although this kind of person is usually silent, once resources are used, no one can bear it.

The reporters knew that it would be impossible to find some headlines today. When the audience was bored...

beep... beep... beep...

The reporters' mobile phones started to ring frequently, and all the reporters immediately laughed. The Sun News reporter who had just sat down immediately stood up, held up his mobile phone and said, "Mr. Li Cha, please explain the origin of this photo!"

The reporter held up the mobile phone, and Li Cha was naked all over the mobile phone, covering the most important places with his hands, with an embarrassing expression on his face! ! !

"**!"

Li Cha's face darkened, wasn't that the scene of the birthday party that day?Who is such an idiot to leak these photos?

Turning his face away, Li Cha raised his head and smiled and asked, "If you tell me the source of this photo. I'll tell you what happened and why I looked like that at the time."

The reporter of The Sun said about this big news: "This is from a tweet named Jasmine You, and there is only this photo on it."

Li Cha got up, nodded slightly apologetically at Redknapp and said, "Everyone, I'm very sorry, I have something to leave."

"Mr. Li Cha, you haven't answered me why you are like this." The reporter from the Sun Press asked.

Li Cha said without turning his head: "I-he-mother-repented!"

Walking out of the press conference room, Li Cha quickly rushed into the locker room, saw the players who were about to play today and the players sitting on the bench staring and asked: "I just want to ask you a question, whose girlfriend's twitter account Called 'Molly-You'?"

The players looked at me and you, completely unable to understand what Li Cha was talking about.

"Don't understand?" Li Cha said: "Most of you went to the birthday party, but there were not many of you who took pictures at that time. Today, my nude photos actually appeared on the reporter's mobile phone The reporter told me that 'Jasmine-You' tweeted my nude photos to the whole world. I know it can't be done by you. I don't have such a big hatred with you, but I want to I know, who did this, is it your girlfriend checking to see if you have a woman outside, and it spread out of curiosity, or did you leak it when you were dating someone else's girlfriend? No matter who it is, it's best to come to me .otherwise……"

Li Cha was furious, and it was fine to play with his own people.It's human nature to make fun of the boss in private. Li Cha is under too much pressure on weekdays, and it's normal to be entertained, so Li Cha doesn't care too much.Unexpectedly, this photo was leaked out, this is not as simple as a photo.

That's right, what Li Cha cares about is not the photos.Even if a man doesn't particularly care about these things, as for the public image, does Richard have that?

What Li Cha cares about is that the secret of the locker room has been leaked out. Today it might be a photo. If the players quarrel on the training ground tomorrow due to tactical issues, will it also be leaked?The players were too energetic and had a fight on the court. Did the whole world know it the next day?No wonder the old man was very dissatisfied with Carrington in the later stage.He even declared that Manchester United's locker room has no more secrets. Now Li Cha also understands this feeling, and this will be a harbinger of problems in the locker room!If only the players and Li Cha are involved in the locker room problem, no matter how big the trouble is, Li Cha can suppress it with his own prestige, but once the outside voice comes in, the players will not listen to anyone , the party who is obviously wrong is supported by the fans as masculine, will he still apologize?Can the right side without an apology calmly pass the ball to the wrong side on the court?This can directly disrupt the tactical deployment of the entire team!

The easiest locker room to control is the one with only one voice, so even if Li Cha supports Messi, there is no problem even if everyone is dissatisfied, because Li Cha can hold back!

If the news leaked out, Li Cha would be the first to be bombarded by the fans in Beijing if he supported Messi like he did when he first joined. This is the reality!Once the fans are sure that Richard is wrong, the players will have even greater objections. This is why Stam has to leave after only complaining about Sir Alex in his autobiography, because the locker room is absolutely secret. Disclosure is not permitted.This locker room not only represents a room, but all the state of the players in private.

"Where's Boas?" Li Cha noticed that there was one person missing in the locker room, and looked at Kean and asked.

Keane was fiddling with the psp to simulate today's game, and replied casually: "I went to check the quality of the turf. You know, he has always done very well in these details."

When Li Cha looked at all the players again, he said: "No matter who your girlfriend is, I must know who did this. If no one comes to my office to explain everything after I find out, Once I find out, I'm sorry, no matter who you are, you don't have to stay in Burleigh! If you admit it voluntarily, this matter is not too serious, but I don't want anything about the locker room to spread to the outside world! "

"Next, let me talk about tactics..."

The atmosphere in the locker room has changed. Before the finals, there was an animosity with the enemy, and it turned into a momentary mutual stare and unbearable eye contact with Li Cha. This state is completely noticed by Li Cha. If the players play in this state .The end result can only be that the horse stumbles.

After explaining the tactics, Li Cha looked at everyone and said: "Everyone, one by one, go to the prayer room and call to ask people who may have touched your mobile phone recently and may post it on Twitter. After asking, go out and immediately Go ask."

Li Cha is not only eager to know the answer, but more importantly, he wants the players to feel at ease!

It might be as simple as a phone call for the players.A few words can explain everything, but after the phone call, their moods will immediately change. As long as the other party says that they didn't do it, then they will have a solid foundation in their hearts. Even if they did it, they will change it on the spot. People still have time.

The first one to go in was Ronaldinho. The guy said nonchalantly: "Sorry, my time may be a bit long, so I will go first."

It took Ronaldinho 10 minutes to finish the phone call while keeping the story as short as possible. Within 10 minutes, Ronaldinho made a total of [-] calls, and each call started with Portuguese and English calling each other 'dear' The attention of the many players was immediately diverted from the event itself to the prayer room.

Boas walked into the locker room at this moment, nodded at Li Cha and said: "The quality of the turf is ok, but the moisture may be a little less. Pay attention when passing the ball."

Li Cha glanced at Boas and asked, "Do you have a girlfriend?"

"Not yet, why ask?"

Keane next to him dragged Boas over.The two whispered.

Another 15 minutes passed, and with 3 minutes left before the playing time, all the players walked out calmly.Most of these people only made one or two phone calls, some directly asked 'dear, what is your twitter account', some directly asked 'have you ever touched my phone', in the end, they still didn't get any answer, However, Li Cha was very satisfied with their state after they came out.The previous doubts disappeared without a trace.

"Go out to the player tunnel and prepare to play, Boas takes them out, the other coaches, and the team doctor who attended the birthday party that day went in and called..." Another round of review began, and the nail was not pulled out.Li Cha's heart couldn't settle down.

The coaches and team doctors appeared much faster than the players. Even Keane just made a phone call and settled the matter hastily. In the end, no one was found.

Li Cha was stunned, could it be that this guy is hiding so deeply?Or someone dare not admit it?

Impossible, these players and coaches know themselves very well, and they never relent when they fire people. Even Burleigh’s top star, as long as he is determined to drive him away, he will definitely not appear in Burleigh’s lineup. After understanding this, how could you not take the initiative to admit it?What's more, Li Cha said that if he voluntarily admits that he will not be punished, this situation can only be explained by the fact that the problem did not happen to the coaching staff or the players, so who is this person?

Richard picked up the phone and dialed Charlotte's number, of course he didn't suspect Charlotte, he was afraid of Charlotte's so-called 'sisters': "Hey, dear, did you take pictures of me on my birthday... ..."

"It was filmed, many people were filming at that time, what's wrong?"

"Has your phone been touched by anyone in the subsequent period?"

"No, how can I show someone else something like a phone? What happened?"

Li Cha didn't answer, and hung up the phone directly. Charlotte didn't follow today, so he didn't know the seriousness of the matter at all, so he asked this question.

Turning around, Li Cha got rid of all worries and walked out of the locker room, and then went straight to the stage.

The game has already started, and Martin, who is in charge of explaining the game, is reading out the list of players.

"... Adler in goal, Baines, Thiago Silva, Pepe, Alves in defense from left to right; double midfielder Yaya Toure and captain Diarra; The forward midfielder Ronaldinho; the bilateral forwards are Ribery and Messi; the forward, Falcao." Martin continued: "This is how Burleigh won 35 rounds in a row in the Premier League. The main lineup, except for Falcao on the front line, everyone else has played at least 28 games in the league. The reason for Falcao's appearance today is that he is leading the FA Cup scorer list. Man, it is the Irish striker, Robbie Keane, so Falcao must keep the lead in this game, and at the same time, win the game."

It was the first time for Martin to commentate on a Burleigh game in a serious manner. He was the commentator who was most infected by Richard's style. It is very unreasonable to do so, but he did it, for the sake of his relationship with Richard, he gave up the fun.This is the return that Li Cha just arranged for him to interview Messi, the top scorer in the Premier League this season. Martin is a very sophisticated person.

"Tottenham goalkeeper Robinson, the defense line from left to right is Asu Hector, Dawson, Kim, Shimbonda; the midfielder is from left to right: Jermaine Jenas, Kevin? Boateng (you read that right, the super midfielder of AC Milan), Huddlestone, Lennon; forwards, Robbie Keane, Berbatov." Martin paused and continued: "Richard We have to face the old disciples of the past, what will happen this time?" (To be continued...)

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