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Li Cha can already imagine what happened next. In the 40 minutes of the first half, Franck Ribery finally relied on his strong body to get a chance. As soon as the ball was passed to Van Persie's feet, Van Persie was directly knocked down. This time the referee played a card Yes, yellow card, Van Persie dives.

It's not that Van Persie can't flop, but he was knocked down just now. The angry Van Persie stood on the court and yelled at the referee: "I-he-mother-isn't from La Masia, I haven't taken flopping lessons, and my name isn't Rivaldo!"

Shhh! ! !

Van Persie’s words were booed by many old fans of Barcelona. Rivaldo’s wonderful covering his face in the World Cup is still criticized as the result of Barcelona’s training. The trowel was the star of Barcelona at that time, flopping How can this necessary skill not be available?

After cursing, Van Persie stood up holding his breath and walked towards Burleigh's penalty area. In this way, Burleigh was frequently attacked in the frontcourt, and the referee finally showed Abidal a card when he couldn't stand it anymore. The yellow card, this is because Abidal got the yellow card after complaining to the referee after he shoveled Alves away.

In 45 minutes, when the first half was about to end, the referee finally gave justice. Iniesta took the ball and ran horizontally inside and outside the penalty area. Burleigh players headed by Diarra almost blocked the entire penalty area. Since your teammates fouled when they rushed over, let them go, and the score of 1:1 is not unacceptable.At this moment, Iniesta dribbled the ball and suddenly rushed to the penalty area. He wanted to pass between De Jong and Yaya Toure. Taking a step back, Iniesta took this opportunity and was about to go in when De Jong rushed forward.Knock him down, and Iniesta falls to the penalty area line.

beep.

The referee's whistle sounded, and he threw it directly into the penalty area at the top of the penalty area, pointing to the penalty spot.

Burleigh fans are completely crazy!

Is there any reason for this?Still let the common people live?

Li Cha gritted his teeth on the court and asked, "Did our people record this match?"

Boas nodded and replied: "Don't worry, the evidence is solid."

Iniesta just stepped on the toes of the penalty area line at most. He took advantage of Yaya Toure's retreat and wanted to squeeze into the penalty area, but was knocked down by De Jong horizontally.If this kind of ball can be awarded as a penalty kick, and if it appears in a competition like the European Champions Cup semi-finals, Li Cha swears, no matter who the background of the referee of this game is, you will definitely become famous, and you will be ruined in an instant.

"Hey! Let them take penalty kicks, shut up, you are players, not football hooligans!"

Li Cha stood on the sidelines and shouted loudly.The entire Barcelona coaching staff and referee team looked at Li Cha at the same time. Maybe Li Cha can't understand Spanish, but English is an international language. Everyone heard what he said, not only heard but also recognized the words In the meaning, Li Cha is making it clear that everyone except Burleigh is a football hooligan.

Xavi stood on the penalty spot, and now he is the penalty taker for Barcelona, ​​just like Lampard and Gerrard in the Premier League.

While waiting for the whistle, Harvey found that the Burleigh fans area on the left side of his body was full of abuse.This kind of abuse represents the dissatisfaction of Burleigh fans is venting.

Boas felt something was wrong, and immediately saw a figure flashing in front of him.Li Cha walked towards the fans, and immediately roared: "Calm down!"

"Guys, I'm even angrier than you right now. I want to blow up the Nou Camp with a ton of tnt, but will it work? Suppress the anger in your hearts and don't think about anything with your alcohol-filled minds. The only thing to do now is to watch the game quietly. Even if we lose in this game, we will definitely win back when we go back to England. Don’t forget that we still have a home field to fight for. If you are here What did you do after the first game. Or what did you do during the game, sorry everyone, we have no chance at all, just these so-called 'judges in black' will record everything, and then go to their masters. The final The result is that we may not even have a chance to come back, is this what you want to see?"

The excitement of the fans was suppressed, and this group of the rudest fans in the world respected Li Cha like little sheep.

Li Cha nodded with satisfaction, and said with a serious face: "Thank you, my dear, you helped Burleigh get out of the predicament instead of throwing stones on top of our heads when we were hanging on the cliff, thank you all."

bump!

While Li Cha was speaking, Harvey kicked the ball, and the football ran to the bottom right corner of the goal, but Adler threw it in the wrong direction, and the score was 2:1.

beep! ! ! !

The referee pointed to the middle circle, and cheers erupted from the Camp Nou stadium. Harvey, surrounded by Nasri, Iniesta and Di Natale, began to celebrate.

The game is coming to an end. Harvey knows that after scoring a goal, Burleigh will inevitably counterattack. Burleigh is a team that can play against Real Madrid. He knows how terrible the team's counterattack in anger is. .

After almost wasting time, Harvey ran back to his own half. Van Persie just passed the ball to Ribery, and the referee whistled to tell everyone that the first half was over.

Franck Ribery slapped the pitch hard in anger, and the football flew straight into the sky before falling into the fans' zone.

Immediately afterwards, Burleigh players walked into the player tunnel one after another. Li Cha found the old Kewell in the Burleigh fan area and shouted loudly: "Kewell, promise me that you will be optimistic about them!"

"Don't worry, Li Cha!"

"promise me!"

Kewell was stunned, and immediately replied very formally: "I promise you, I will let them maintain a gentlemanly demeanor, and never shake fists with anyone at the Nou Camp."

Only then did Li Cha take a breath, and slowly walked into the player tunnel.

In the locker room, Li Cha seemed to see 18 bombs that might explode at any time, 11 of which had already been set at a fixed time, and his chest was heaving non-stop.

Seeing this scene, Li Cha closed the door and said, "Bastards in Barcelona, ​​if I had a gun, I would kill them every minute, and then..."

"Boss, you will go to prison." Alves said this sentence very seriously. According to his understanding of Li Cha, he was really afraid of Li Cha's behavior after ignoring him.

Li Cha pointed at Alves with his finger and said, "You are right!"

"Boys, this world is like this, the pyramid model, no one can change it, if you want to change all this, ok, you have to climb to the top of the pyramid first. Understand? Not only football, showbiz, fashion, even all walks of life It's the same in the industry, they have exhausted their efforts, but the rewards they get are not as good as one percent of what the people at the top of the pyramid get. There are countless beauties in the entertainment industry who ask everyone every day, 'Who should I sleep with to get a role? ’, in fact, the world we live in has always been the law of the jungle, and it has never changed!”

When Li Cha watched the chests of his players less and less, some people had already started to take a deep breath: "Very good. That's how it should be. Football is never a game of winning or losing. If we lose, there will be another one." Who will retire after the season? No!"

"Remember these hatreds, and when we return to England, let them know who is the one who lives on the pitch, who is the bitch who asks those shameless words for a role, this will be Die what you should do!"

Li Cha picked up the tactical board and said: "In the second half of the game, we changed our strategy and stopped playing counterattacks. We played long balls to defend and counterattack. Since they started to limit our breakthroughs, let's find a way that they can't limit. Once the anti-offside is successful, unless You are slower than them, otherwise they will never kick your feet again, let them watch your figure in pain behind your ass!"

"Yaya Toure. You stand in the midfielder position for me in the second half, Schweinsteiger, replace Ribery, we play four midfielders with them!"

"Dear Ribery, I'm sorry. I'm sacrificing you. Your speed and power are a little bit worse than Van Persie and Messi."

Franck Ribery said fiercely like Hannibal: "As long as I can get rid of these guys, I don't care. I swear, when I return to Burleigh, I will change my bed sheets into red and blue sword strips and fart every night. Crash this damn thing."

When Li Cha heard this sentence, he said, "Count me in."

"Boss, I am my wife!"

"Damn it, I said I'm one of those things like buying bed sheets!!!"

boom! ! !

Burleigh's atmosphere finally became a explosive keg that was about to explode. It was just a joke. It was just a joke that Richard made Burleigh calm down. I am afraid that no one in Europe can do this. If Chelsea back then Being able to maintain this kind of calmness, I will never watch Iniesta score that long shot, never.

When the players walked out of the field, Boas secretly leaned against Li Cha and said, "Just let Barcelona go like this? Boss, this is the first time I've seen you like this and softened."

Boas took a deep breath and pretended to be surprised, and said, "Really?"

Richard said: "Remember who your biggest enemy is, instead of grinning at the enemy's lackeys every day, this is the most time-saving way to defeat your opponent."

Beep, beep, beep.

Just when Li Cha walked out of the locker room, Li Cha's phone in the locker room rang, and Li Cha picked up the phone and said, "Hello?"

"Boss, I have a video, but I want to increase the price."

"How many?"

"At least £500 million."

"About what?"

"Your pain right now."

Li Cha's eyes lit up, and he asked casually, "Are you watching the Champions League live broadcast?"

"Of course, what else?"

"Very good, deal."

"If you can get something similar for another thing, then I can tolerate your price increase again, but don't go too far."

"I'm not greedy."

Li Cha hung up the phone, and the moment he walked out of the locker room, the second half of the game on the entire court had already begun. Burleigh's strong defensive defense had just cut off the ball at Harvey's feet, but before he could pass forward, he was met by Milito The rushing press.This time the referee finally blew the whistle. Milito made a foul. He just kicked Schweinsteiger's calf. If he hadn't blown the whistle, Schweinsteiger would have gritted his teeth and forced the kick forward. With a through pass, Van Persie is ready to deal with this one-handed fight!

The game continued minute by minute.The Burleigh fans kept pointing their middle fingers on the pitch. They couldn't rush onto the pitch to attack anyone for the sake of their team's performance, nor could they surround the Barcelona fans after the game. However, they could use this silent protest to prove that His anger has not been extinguished.

In the 50 minutes of the second half, Nasri dribbled the ball to the side.De Jong took advantage of the situation and sent the ball cleanly to the baseline.

In the 52nd minute of the second half, Diarra used his strong body to block Harvey's long-range shot from the outside of the penalty area.

In the 60th minute, Zambrotta quickly stepped in. When facing Baines, Baines flew up and kicked the ball directly. This time the referee did not blow the whistle, but gave Barcelona an out of bounds. It can be regarded as calming the emotions of both parties.

Guardiola has been wondering on the edge of the pitch.What happened to the referee today?Could it be that Laporta saw that the league results were overwhelming but Real Madrid insisted on achieving some results in the Champions League, and ended up using some shady means?He didn't understand, but he couldn't ask these words. After all, there are many sensitive topics in football that everyone knows but no one wants to talk about.

Li Cha turned around and glared, and then focused on observing his team's defense. He was absolutely unwilling to make any mistakes at such a critical moment. A 2:1 score is acceptable. There is difficulty.

Time passed by every minute and every second.Barcelona's tt tactics make it very difficult for Burleigh to counterattack after stealing the ball. Every time a ball is lost, there must be more than two Barcelona players to surround the point of losing the ball.The purpose is to prevent the counterattack from coming out.

Messi and Van Persie have been wandering on the center line, they waited for the football to come out, but at this moment, Burleigh was tired of defending.

Barcelona is really strong, their passing coordination is faster than Arsenal's, and they are more capable of getting rid of opponents with small-scale passes.These people who have been exaggerated in this tactical system since childhood can besiege the team in the half court for 20 minutes without getting tired.

Burleigh finally sent a long pass in the 68th minute of the second half. As a result, when Valdez attacked, he completely counted Diarra's very characteristic pass, and rushed the ball out of the sideline in front of Messi to resolve it. There was a one-handed crisis.Valdes is not the best goalkeeper in the world, but he must be the most suitable sweeper goalkeeper for Barcelona.No goalkeeper can do better than Valdés, he has to do the work of the defender at all times, not the job of the goalkeeper.

The game is about to end, and there are less than 20 minutes left. The media has completely blocked the player channel. If the game continues like this, it will be Burleigh’s first loss this season. A topic worthy of hype, which may surpass the scandal in England to re-open newspaper sales that have been depressed since the dawn of the Internet age.

In the 80th minute, Guardiola yelled wildly at the pitch, and then the entire Barcelona team began to retreat in an orderly manner. At this moment, Li Cha also shouted at the pitch: "Don't charge too hard, don't let them pull the opponent away!" The distance protected by the restricted zone."

So, a battle of endurance began. Burleigh maintained the principle of not getting in and still left eight people in the backcourt to defend. Barcelona played the pass in their own half. Van Persie pressed again and again, and Messi once again Another siege, the two of them began to run wildly on the court after resting for most of the halftime.

Schweinsteiger couldn't stand it anymore. He thought he was more suitable for this kind of work, so the number of people in the frontcourt to grab the ball changed from two to three.Yaya Toure couldn't bear to watch his teammates being tricked, so he rushed forward with big strides. At this moment, Keita sent the ball to Eto'o's feet with a straight kick. Eto'o scored a goal. To'o rushed out directly along the wing, facing Baines' defense in the hinterland, Eto'o strode on the ball, and relied on the black's excellent body to eat Baines raw.

Now is Eto'o's peak period. His speed has always been a beautiful landscape in La Liga. Just when Diarra went to the wing to defend, Eto'o sent a low ball to the penalty area. , the danger finally came completely when they defended the entire second half.

Di Natale's assassin-like posture reappeared. He adjusted his body against Thiago Silva, and the very smart football rolled to the bottom of the football at the moment, touch!

The soccer ball was kicked out from the slanting stab, flashed past Adler's head, hit the crossbar near the back post with a 'boom', and bounced into the net!

"Goal! Di Natale!"

After the goal, Di Natale did not celebrate, but slowly ran towards his own half.

"I'm starting to regret raising Di Natale now." Richard stood on the sidelines and didn't know who he was talking to.

3:1, this already means that the game is over. If there is no accident, the second round of the knockout round is over in the hearts of Spanish fans and even Barcelona fans. As long as Barcelona controls the game away, with a two-goal lead It's normal to win the game.

beep!

The referee blew the whistle for the end of the game after 2 minutes of stoppage time. At that moment, the media surrounded Li Cha and Guardiola, and consciously squeezed the two together. They couldn't wait, they couldn't wait for the game. After the press conference, the ghost knows whether Li Cha will attend the press conference after losing.

"Mr. Guardiola, the tactic you used at the last moment of the game is the tactic used by Mr. Richard to lure the enemy. Is this considered plagiarism?"

Guardiola smiled and said: "No, how can this be regarded as plagiarism? Barcelona is not the founder of the 433 tactics, is it? There is an old saying in the East, called 'those who steal books are not thieves', the meaning of this sentence Yes, knowledge can only be described by learning, not by stealing."

Richard added without waiting for the reporter's question: "Yes, I agree with what Mr. Guardiola said, but I have a different understanding from him. I think... this should be called 'a son who steals his father is not a thief'. Sorry, I can't Get an interview because I'm busy!"

In the astonishment of the audience, Li Cha left in a cool way! (To be continued..)

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