my name is ferguson

Switzerland, Nyon, here is a city in the west of Switzerland, with a resident population of less than 20000, but this is the heart of European football, the headquarters of UEFA.Beckenbauer handles European football affairs here every day. In other words, this is the palace where Beckenbauer centralizes power. He is the emperor who wears a dragon robe, lives deep in the palace and remotely controls the world.However, the emperor was ill recently, and the Nyon Central Hospital did not give any diagnosis. For the reporter's interview, Beckenbauer's attending doctor also covered up Beckenbauer's recent situation very much on the grounds of professional ethics that he could not disclose the patient's information. Strictly speaking, the Nyon Central Hospital has completely sealed off the entire top floor, which shows how much UEFA protects Beckenbauer... No, it shows how Germany is to UEFA and Beckenbauer How well protected is it.

Why not UEFA but Germany?Quite simply, Beckenbauer is a symbol of German football, but not a symbol of UEFA!

For example, Zidane has a god-like status in France. Even the extramarital affairs with his mistress will be forcibly covered up by the French authorities through political means. Why?Because he is the icon of French football!If such a symbol suddenly becomes the president of UEFA one day, is UEFA itself more nervous or the French authorities more nervous?There is no need to ask!

When Geoff Thompson walked into the top floor of the Nyon Central Hospital, he looked up and saw the bodyguards guarding the entrances and exits in the corridor. These people are obviously not from UEFA. They don't even know themselves, and they have to search meticulously , the whole program is so dull that even the slightest detail is refused to let go, which is obviously the style of the Germans.Geoff Thompson never thought in his life that he would be searched one day in Switzerland...

After all the checks, Geoff was finally allowed to enter the Nyon Central Hospital, and the folder he brought was checked and checked.It was only allowed to be released after several times in a row. Can a gun or a knife be hidden in a broken folder?And don't you need to change back and forth for three or four people to watch it three or four times?

After taking back the folder, Geoff walked into Beckenbauer's ward. What he saw at that moment was Beckenbauer lying on his back in a sick condition. good.His face was so rosy that he didn't look like he was at the press conference.

"Mr. Chairman, are you feeling better?" After asking this question, Li Cha looked up at the life assistant next to Beckenbauer. At that time, she was a woman who was nearly forty years old but still had some charm.

Beckenbauer said angrily, "Fortunately..."

For the first time, Jove felt that if he hadn't been the vice president of UEFA, if he didn't understand the development of the whole situation, he might even be conquered by Beckenbauer's acting skills, believing that he was a dying old man.

"God bless, I hope you get well soon." After saying this, Jove began to deal with business: "Mr. Beckenbauer, you know that UEFA has many things that need to be signed by the chairman before it can continue. Uh... such as this According to the document, cracks have appeared in the north stand of the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, which no longer meets the requirements for hosting the Champions League final. There are 30 five-star stadiums in Europe. If the new stadium under construction at Burleigh is included, there are 31 in total. Do we Disqualify the Luzhniki Stadium from hosting the 2007-2008 UEFA Champions League final?"

The selection of the venue for the Champions League final is very strict and must be a five-star stadium recognized by UEFA.There must also be a good record, in addition.It is necessary to apply and put forward sufficient reasons for the application, but the cancellation of the UEFA Champions League final venue is more troublesome. UEFA officials need to go to the UEFA Champions League final venue to investigate and determine that there is a problem with the venue, not after a certain club maliciously shirks.Depending on the time, it will be determined whether the club can finish finishing when hosting the Champions League final.However, after the venue of the Champions League is generally decided, it will not be changed easily. This is very serious.

The purpose of Qiaofu coming to the hospital with the documents today was not to change the venue of the game, he just came to talk nonsense!

Beckenbauer was lying on the bed and didn't care about the venue of the Champions League final.What a crack, I am a patient!If I sit up from the bed at this time and discuss with you for half an hour with a file folder, can I pretend to be ill?What's more, you Geoff Thompson is from England, and you are still the chairman of the FA. The FA has publicly dumped on Richard. If it weren't for the public opinion, you should have left UEFA long ago.

But as soon as he heard the word Burleigh, Beckenbauer quit. Originally, he planned to stay out of the matter and just sign a few words to fool Geoff away. But after thinking about it, Geoff said that Lu Does the inability of the Nicky Stadium to host the Champions League final mean that the new Burleigh Stadium will strive for a Champions League final as the opening ceremony?If this is the case, the new Naples stadium will be completely popular, and the 30 five-star stadiums in Europe will not have this treatment!

Beckenbauer tilted his head and looked at his life assistant. The charming woman immediately understood the meaning of Beckenbauer, and said to Geoff: "Mr. Geoff, the doctor said that Mr. Beckenbauer is not Suitable for work, can work matters come later? Now Mr. Beckenbauer needs to rest."

Beckenbauer struggled to stand up, and said weakly: "I can do it, don't listen to her..."

The life assistant immediately looked at Beckenbauer seriously and said: "Mr. Beckenbauer, heart disease can be big or small. Do you want to postpone the date of returning to UEFA? Do you want to give up your beloved football career? If you don't want to, you have to listen to it!"

Qiao Fu watched the two sing together, and muttered in his heart: "If I believe you, I am the one!"

Who is Beckenbauer?In Bayern Munich, you can change coaches, and when the German national team is playing in the World Cup finals, you can designate the ball tyrant of the penalty kick player!This kind of person will listen to the arrangement of the life assistant?It's not the same as saying Tyson was subdued by a cat, O'Neal was knocked out by a midget, and Balotelli was willing to shine shoes for a caddy?

These are all impossible, so the only conclusion is that the reason why Beckenbauer obediently lay on the bed and shrugged awkwardly at Geoff amidst the serious reprimand of the life assistant was arranged. This was his countermeasure against outsiders .

The reason why Beckenbauer did this was that he did not believe that the Luzhniki Stadium could not repair a few cracks. There is still at least half a year before the Champions League final. Hosting the Champions League final?The most important thing is that he doesn't want Burleigh to take advantage of it, as long as it doesn't have his signature.The venue for the Champions League final cannot be changed. Regardless of whether Burleigh and Geoff have contact or not, all of this will disappear.

Qiao Fu nodded and said: "Mr. Chairman, she is right, I was abrupt. Then, don't bother."

Geoff Thompson packed his folders, got up and left, and walked out of Nyon Central Hospital without looking back.

As soon as he walked out of the hospital, a large number of reporters gathered around the door, most of them were reporters from England, and the reporter who squeezed in the front turned out to be the paparazzi of England... the chief paparazzi of fb!

"Mr. Geoff, how is Mr. Beckenbauer's condition?"

Geoff Thompson happened to hear this sentence in the midst of many noisy questions, and he didn't care if the sentence was asked by a fb reporter.Immediately said to the fb reporter: "Mr. Beckenbauer's condition, I can't disclose..." This is obviously bureaucratic, but the following words are more interesting: "But, just now I was asking about UEFA's latest news. Mr. Beckenbauer gave me a lot of help in my work."

There is nothing wrong with Qiao Fu's words. He just flatters the leader. What the reporter thinks is the reporter's business and has nothing to do with him.

the next day.On the second day after Geoff left the Nyon Central Hospital, the English media reported on Beckenbauer's condition.The Sun’s report suggested: “Mr. Beckenbauer is in good health and can even guide the work of the UEFA vice president during his hospitalization. Does this prove that Mr. Beckenbauer will soon be able to return to work? ?”

When this newspaper appeared in Beckenbauer's ward, Beckenbauer was basking in the sun by the window. Older people like the sun very much, and they like the warm feeling in the sun.

Snapped.

Beckenbauer slapped the head of the bed hard in the sun.The reason is that his life assistant is reading the Sun newspaper report beside him!

Beckenbauer was about to go crazy, he was obviously in a coma yesterday, why did the Sun say that he could return to work at UEFA, and the Falcao matter has not yet come to an end, if at this time What can I do about the difference? ? ! ! !

at this time.A German bodyguard walked past the door of the ward as if on patrol. Beckenbauer immediately lay back on the hospital bed when he saw this scene, and a dying look appeared on his face again.

Geoff came again, still holding a few folders. This time, the life assistant didn't ask Geoff at all, and said directly: "Mr. Geoff, I told you that Beckenbauer is not suitable for work now."

"This is not a job. This is something that Mr. Beckenbauer entrusted to me in private. He said that he wanted me to pay more attention to some disadvantaged groups in football. This time I paid attention to Brussels. I found that in such a small place There are also football geniuses..."

"enough!"

The life assistant looked at Qiao Fu very angrily and said: "Mr. Beckenbauer can't hear excited and anxious things, Mr. Qiao Fu, I don't need to repeat this!"

Geoff suddenly realized: "God, blame me, blame me for this matter, I wanted to chat with Mr. Beckenbauer, it seems that I was wrong again...Mr. Beckenbauer, I brought you a cup of coffee, authentic German coffee, I, go first."

Qiaofu, who walked out of the Nyon Central Hospital, was quickly surrounded by a group of media. The reporter asked the same as last time: "Mr. Qiaofu, it is rumored that Mr. Beckenbauer has recovered. May I ask Mr. Beckenbauer's condition?" how?"

Jove smiled and said: "We didn't talk too much today. We talked about Brussels, a small country in Europe, about the underprivileged football groups in Europe, and drank a cup of coffee, pure German coffee... Actually, it's not convenient for me. I have revealed too much, I hope everyone understands.”

This time the reporters exclaimed behind Jove's back, Beckenbauer was so leisurely, why didn't he return to work at UEFA?Doesn't the Falcao incident that shocked Europe need someone to take a stand?

Immediately afterwards, the entire English media began to crazily question Beckenbauer's condition. The Sun, Times, Daily Mail and many other media began not to believe that Beckenbauer was still terminally ill, a person who was sick and unable to work. Are you in the mood to talk about Brussels, football disadvantaged groups, in the mood and coffee, or German coffee?

On the third day, Geoff appeared again, this time he said with a happy face: "Mr. Beckenbauer is very angry about certain things that happened in Europe. He is angry... well, it is still inconvenient for me to reveal too much .”

On the fourth day and the fifth day, Qiao Fu appeared in the Nyon Central Hospital for almost a week, and each time he was interviewed by the media outside the hospital. What's more, Qiao Fu had been arrested by Bacon since the third day. Bauer's bodyguard refused to meet...

A week passed in a blink of an eye.Beckenbauer's illness is no longer the focus of everyone's attention. All South American players who play in Europe have begun to appeal to UEFA to do something for those who play in Europe. At this time, the two football players Famous people in the altar, with super big mouths, one of them is called Diego Maradona.

"I think Beckenbauer should make some response. In fact, not only Falcao, many people are threatened by the poor security in South America. Mr. Beckenbauer may think that our nationality has nothing to do with Europe, but I want to ask In a word. Our country has cultivated us, so who are we playing for after being cultivated? Of course, for fans all over the world, and the club we play for is just in Europe! We contribute so much tax to Europe every year, why? Can't we ask the European authorities to give us protection?"

As soon as Maradona opened his mouth, his old enemy Pele also spoke. These two football commentators only rely on their mouths to eat after retiring. : "I agree with Maradona for the first time. It is as sure as the first goal. South American players who play in Europe should be protected. This is not only to prove that Europe values ​​us. It is also for football without borders. Major premise. If even the European authorities we play for, UEFA, don’t pay attention to the lives of players, why do we still play in Europe? If we are elite players, Kaka, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, etc. When the players go to other continents to play, will it also create a European prosperity?"

boom!

The two football kings spoke at the same time as if they had thrown a blockbuster into European football, and the whole of Europe began to discuss the status quo of South American players in Europe.As well as the living conditions of South American players, the media of the five major European football countries began to speak in unison. Although they could not express their position, it was still possible to ask UEFA for an answer with a unified caliber. For a while.All sports programs and news programs in Europe have begun to enter the environment of national discussion. How difficult is it for European people to find some fun under the financial crisis?Finally found it, if you don't hurry to catch it, you will lose it!

UEFA's operators began to get busy. Every day, fans who spoke different languages ​​called to ask how Beckenbauer was doing. Some rough people even started cursing on the phone. It is impossible for the UEFA operator to react and hang up the phone immediately. After the UEFA operator calls back, they find out that the other party is using a public phone.If the people of the Celestial Dynasty knew this scene, they would definitely laugh and say, "This is what we left over from playing. We are tired of hearing the sweet voice of 10086."

In short, under the oppression of the general environment, UEFA can no longer stay out of the matter. At the moment when Beckenbauer, who was avoiding the incident in the hospital, was forced to come out, the vice president of UEFA, Geoff Thompson, stood Come out and hold a press conference in the name of UEFA!

Why did Geoff Thompson dare to stand up and hold a press conference in the name of UEFA?The reason is simple. During this period, not only Geoff Thompson visited Beckenbauer in the hospital, but also many UEFA officials.In order to avoid favoritism, Beckenbauer blocked everyone from the gate of the hospital after meeting Geoff. Only saw it twice!

UEFA on the cusp of the storm is like an ant on a hot pot. It must respond to the questioning of the entire European public opinion. But at this time, the chairman is behind closed doors. Isn't this a joke?

Therefore, in the UEFA internal meeting, all officials unanimously decided that Geoff Thompson would replace Beckenbauer to express their position. The current environment does not allow them to hide their strengths and bide their time!

……

In the office in Stanton Park, Li Cha and Moji sat in front of the TV with a smile on their faces and watched UEFA's press conference. The two of them sang and chatted very excitedly.

"Old fox, how much did you give each of Maradona and Bailey?" Richard asked.

"No one has 100 million. These two guys can only make a living with the mouth under their noses. For people of their age, 100 million is not a small amount of income." Mo Ji's eyes Shining brightly.

Li Cha nodded and said, "Very good."

At this moment, Geoff Thompson appeared on the rostrum wearing a suit on TV and said: "On behalf of UEFA and myself, I would like to ask the Colombian government about the Falcao incident, why a drug lord is being held in prison. The situation can still threaten the players, don't you need to be responsible for it?"

Hearing what Geoff said, Moggi turned his head and asked, "He didn't say he represented Beckenbauer."

Li Cha replied lightly: "Do you believe it?"

"I want to cover it up!" Moji said this in Chinese.

"My God, you can speak Chinese!" Li Cha looked at him in amazement.

……

In the Nyon Central Hospital, Beckenbauer was also watching TV. When he saw this scene, he was completely stunned. He searched for his clothes like crazy, and put them on himself regardless.

This frightened his life assistant, and the woman rushed up immediately and said, "Mr. Chairman, what are you doing?"

"Let me go, I'm leaving the hospital, I'm going to UEFA HQ to shut this damn guy up, shut up right now!!!" (To be continued..)

ps: Thank you Brother Xiao Yuyu for your reward, thank you.

Thanks to the Alzheimer's scorpion girl for the reward, thank you.

Thank you for the two monthly tickets of Brother Yu Yin Jin San.